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(Some Guy)   This year's Miss Arkansas contestants. So, who wins the trophy for applying the makeup with a caulking gun, and who gets the ever-favorite "Who farted?" award? Bonus WTF: Painting E.T.?   (missarkansas.org) divider line 54
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2012-10-01 04:58:38 PM  
24 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

I like this girl, just b/c of the "to hell with makeup and to hell with photo retouching" attitude.
2012-10-01 09:10:16 PM  
4 votes:
Not too bad:
www.missarkansas.org
2012-10-01 09:02:40 PM  
4 votes:
A12 is the only one that looks like a human being.

Pretty cute, actually. The others look like they were stamped out on a factory assembly line out of despair and daddy issues.
2012-10-01 09:06:01 PM  
3 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

No contest.
2012-10-01 08:59:13 PM  
3 votes:
Ah-ha! I think I finally understand Bill Clinton's choice of women.
2012-10-01 08:55:14 PM  
3 votes:
They all look to be over 30, some closer to 40

/gross!
2012-10-01 06:47:12 PM  
3 votes:
i45.tinypic.com

Wonder who this one's daddy bribed....
2012-10-01 04:57:10 PM  
3 votes:
Some of those girls are so airbrushed that their noses seem to have disappeared.

www.missarkansas.org 

www.missarkansas.org
2012-10-01 09:43:02 PM  
2 votes:

Gyrfalcon:
If you can figure out what the "poor white trash" look consists of, go for it. We all know it when we see it, but I've never yet met anyone who could codify it for the rest of us.


I hear it involves meth.
2012-10-01 09:01:55 PM  
2 votes:
I keep hearing "Black Hole Sun" playing in the background.
2012-10-01 07:43:47 PM  
2 votes:
www.thebrokeassbride.com
You've got it set on "whore"!
2012-10-01 05:56:44 PM  
2 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

Sharks got black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
2012-10-01 05:22:31 PM  
2 votes:

swaniefrmreddeer: [www.missarkansas.org image 201x300] 
[imgs.mi9.com image 422x317]


Mock if you want, but she seems like a whole lot of fun.

I'll take her or her:

www.missarkansas.org 

Also, the majority of that lineup is full of crazy eyes.
2012-10-01 05:21:29 PM  
2 votes:
wow, so that is how Adobe stays in business...
2012-10-01 05:03:49 PM  
2 votes:
www.missarkansas.org
Miss Madison County
C42 Kayla Williams
------ > Age - 18 < ------
lolwut?
2012-10-01 04:50:18 PM  
2 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

I'd Mark her Twain, ifyaknowwhatImean.
2012-10-01 04:39:47 PM  
2 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

I CARVED MY NAME INTO YOUR SKULL WHILE YOU SLEPT. NOW YOU HAVE TO LOVE ME FOREVER!
2012-10-02 12:53:32 AM  
1 votes:
You'll never get past her mother.

She has been caulk blocking every hillbilly in the county since Kylie-Dymind-Khrystl was 11 so forget it.

Unless you're...

A Fox news producer

Daddy owns a local Ford dealership you're going to inherit someday

Bill Clinton

/Even then you may have to fark the 300 LB. mom first
//Watch an episode of 'toddlers and tiaras' to see what I mean
2012-10-02 12:11:32 AM  
1 votes:

bmihura: Now if we all posted our own pics here, real time....

Then the caulking guns don't look so bad. Yes, I'm talking to you fellow fat-ass Farker!


while you have a point (and if you wear a hat, no one will notice...) there is a difference between a candid photo of someone lurking an online site in their leisure time and a gaggle of girls who believe themselves to be so physically superior to others that they hold themselves up for judgement and go out of their way to do so. they are mentally lacking and i pity every one of them.
2012-10-01 11:38:09 PM  
1 votes:
and this, much much better than anything on that site!

resources1.news.com.au
2012-10-01 11:34:29 PM  
1 votes:
You'd never know just from looking at them that they're all related.
2012-10-01 11:32:06 PM  
1 votes:
And the winners are: Link

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
2012-10-01 11:01:10 PM  
1 votes:

Indubitably: theorellior: Indubitably: theorellior: clivecusslerfan: In second grade, on his birthday, the single black kid in school was dragged to every class (40 classrooms plus the office) to have people sing "Happy Birthday" to him.

That's just freaking weird.

And inverse-racism.

More like people protesting too much.

Newsflash: you live in a democracy, supposedly, and in a democracy, people can protest until you bust a nut, fascist.

Read that twice, real slow, and real nice...

;)


Um, we live in a *republic* with a system of election based on the democratic system.
2012-10-01 10:53:07 PM  
1 votes:

Tommy Moo: Tyrone Slothrop: Not too bad:
[www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Literally the only one I found attractive. Too bad these beauty contests will never let a gal with short hair get in. Has anyone ever made the Miss America pageant with short hair?


Yes. Miss America 2000 Heather French had short hair.
2012-10-01 10:43:55 PM  
1 votes:

itsfullofstars: Tommy Moo: Tyrone Slothrop: Not too bad:
[www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Literally the only one I found attractive. Too bad these beauty contests will never let a gal with short hair get in. Has anyone ever made the Miss America pageant with short hair?

[www.designsngold.com image 600x730]

Google is your friend.


.....only that says "Mrs. America", not "Miss America." There's a difference.
2012-10-01 10:30:07 PM  
1 votes:
Real Dolls reunion party?
2012-10-01 10:10:46 PM  
1 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

From the TSG Mug Shot Roundup
i.cdn.turner.com

Supposedly the same girl
2012-10-01 09:55:56 PM  
1 votes:
Hey, this ties in with the mugshot thread.
2012-10-01 09:55:43 PM  
1 votes:
This one is really, really pretty...
www.missarkansas.org
... but in a completely fake and unappealing way.

Another vote for A12... is there a voting gizmo we can overwhelm?

The rest look like soccer-mom wannabees still looking for Mr.-Won't-Require-a-Prenup.
2012-10-01 09:45:08 PM  
1 votes:
Now if we all posted our own pics here, real time....

Then the caulking guns don't look so bad. Yes, I'm talking to you fellow fat-ass Farker!
2012-10-01 09:43:30 PM  
1 votes:
Add me to the A12 list.

The rest are in line to be Newt Gingrich's next wife.
2012-10-01 09:35:16 PM  
1 votes:

Cymbal: Is it me or do some southern girls just look like poor white trash? It's hard to pinpoint an exact facial feature though. Maybe the underbite. Or eyes too big/too close together. It's like it's different for each one yet many have the PWT look. I think that may be the most intriguing thing about these girls.

Don't get my wrong, I'm not saying they should refrain from sitting on my face. Just saying, ya know, if you are gonna go slumming, might as well be with one of the prettiest of the slack-jawed troglodytes.


If you can figure out what the "poor white trash" look consists of, go for it. We all know it when we see it, but I've never yet met anyone who could codify it for the rest of us.
2012-10-01 09:34:51 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA:

Miss North West Arkansas
A3 Sarah Gafvert
Age - 21
Hometown: Wichita, KS
Talent: Vocal "Let Me Be Your Star"
Platform: Health & Wellness for Prevention of Breast Cancer


extreme Northwest Arkansas - so northwest she's from another state!
2012-10-01 09:33:53 PM  
1 votes:
www.missarkansas.orglh6.googleusercontent.com
2012-10-01 09:33:52 PM  
1 votes:
www.missarkansas.org content9.flixster.com
2012-10-01 09:32:07 PM  
1 votes:
Is it me or do some southern girls just look like poor white trash? It's hard to pinpoint an exact facial feature though. Maybe the underbite. Or eyes too big/too close together. It's like it's different for each one yet many have the PWT look. I think that may be the most intriguing thing about these girls.

Don't get my wrong, I'm not saying they should refrain from sitting on my face. Just saying, ya know, if you are gonna go slumming, might as well be with one of the prettiest of the slack-jawed troglodytes.
2012-10-01 09:31:00 PM  
1 votes:
The natural look is so 2011, bring on the clown makeup!

www.missarkansas.org

Even the girls in the minor leagues know that.

ameliaalisoun.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-01 09:30:35 PM  
1 votes:
Romney voters.
2012-10-01 09:19:42 PM  
1 votes:
It's been said already but deserves a graphic representation
www.missarkansas.org
i3.kym-cdn.com
2012-10-01 09:19:01 PM  
1 votes:

exick: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]
Miss Madison County
C42 Kayla Williams
------ > Age - 18 < ------
lolwut?


Damn, that's a hard 18
2012-10-01 09:16:42 PM  
1 votes:

GAT_00: Mock if you want, but she seems like a whole lot of fun.


Blues_X: I like this girl, just b/c of the "to hell with makeup and to hell with photo retouching" attitude.


Cyclometh: A12 is the only one that looks like a human being.


A Fark consensus is forming.

Is there online voting?
2012-10-01 09:15:30 PM  
1 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

Want. Want a lot. It kills me that I am almost 100% positive that this gorgeous young lady either has the world's most annoying voice, or simply never stops talking. Maybe even both. Still, I'd probably pour molten lead into my ear canals if I thought I had a shot.
2012-10-01 09:12:38 PM  
1 votes:
Where are the Asians?

i566.photobucket.com
2012-10-01 09:05:30 PM  
1 votes:
Holy shiat, I can hardly tell what most of these women look like under all that makeup and airbrushing. I suspect several of them are actually rather unattractive, but it's hard to tell because most of them just look like off-white ovoids.


Blues_X: [www.missarkansas.org image 201x300]

I like this girl, just b/c of the "to hell with makeup and to hell with photo retouching" attitude.


I have to agree, honestly.
2012-10-01 09:02:53 PM  
1 votes:
That kind of Photoshopping ought to be a crime. Holy banana buckets. Some of those women look like mannequins that have had their faces buffed with a chamois.
2012-10-01 09:01:48 PM  
1 votes:
This is what we've become as a civilization, people.

Actually, judging from the styles and topics, this is what we became as a civilization 25 years ago or more and these vapid smilebags won't let it go.
2012-10-01 08:57:24 PM  
1 votes:
Dear god the amount of makeup, airbrushing and shoop in those pictures is enough to make a Playboy photo editor take notice.
2012-10-01 08:55:50 PM  
1 votes:
I would have sex with all these white women.
2012-10-01 08:55:30 PM  
1 votes:

Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?


Every time she takes a dump, you gotta break out the plunger.
2012-10-01 08:55:27 PM  
1 votes:
What the holy farking hell now? several are clearly men, some are actually deformed, and a couple dont appear to exist outside an inept photoshopper's nightmares.
2012-10-01 07:23:35 PM  
1 votes:
img809.imageshack.us
 
At first glance I couldn't tell if she had a nose.
2012-10-01 06:21:38 PM  
1 votes:
www.missarkansas.org

Whoa, put her back in, she's not done yet
2012-10-01 05:23:38 PM  
1 votes:

cannotsuggestaname: wow, so that is how Adobe stays in business...


ahem... (sfw)
2012-10-01 04:32:30 PM  
1 votes:
Painted E.T.?

www.missarkansas.org
 
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