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(Some Guy)   This year's Miss Arkansas contestants. So, who wins the trophy for applying the makeup with a caulking gun, and who gets the ever-favorite "Who farted?" award? Bonus WTF: Painting E.T.?   (missarkansas.org) divider line 270
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2012-10-01 04:32:30 PM  
Painted E.T.?

www.missarkansas.org
 
2012-10-01 04:39:47 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

I CARVED MY NAME INTO YOUR SKULL WHILE YOU SLEPT. NOW YOU HAVE TO LOVE ME FOREVER!
 
2012-10-01 04:49:02 PM  
www.missarkansas.org 
imgs.mi9.com
 
2012-10-01 04:50:18 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

I'd Mark her Twain, ifyaknowwhatImean.
 
2012-10-01 04:54:15 PM  
Nice to see that they have one token in the batch.
 
2012-10-01 04:54:52 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

Let's put a smiiiiile on that face!
 
2012-10-01 04:57:10 PM  
Some of those girls are so airbrushed that their noses seem to have disappeared.

www.missarkansas.org 

www.missarkansas.org
 
2012-10-01 04:57:21 PM  

dj_bigbird: Nice to see that they have one token in the batch.


They have two.

They're diverse.
 
2012-10-01 04:58:38 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

I like this girl, just b/c of the "to hell with makeup and to hell with photo retouching" attitude.
 
2012-10-01 05:03:49 PM  
www.missarkansas.org
Miss Madison County
C42 Kayla Williams
------ > Age - 18 < ------
lolwut?
 
2012-10-01 05:15:51 PM  
s16.postimage.org

I bet she's dating a guy who was home-schooled.
 
2012-10-01 05:21:29 PM  
wow, so that is how Adobe stays in business...
 
2012-10-01 05:22:31 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: [www.missarkansas.org image 201x300] 
[imgs.mi9.com image 422x317]


Mock if you want, but she seems like a whole lot of fun.

I'll take her or her:

www.missarkansas.org 

Also, the majority of that lineup is full of crazy eyes.
 
2012-10-01 05:23:38 PM  

cannotsuggestaname: wow, so that is how Adobe stays in business...


ahem... (sfw)
 
2012-10-01 05:24:54 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

It's like OAG without the cute and double the scary.
 
2012-10-01 05:30:03 PM  
These girls all look like insufferable, neurotic b*tches.
 
2012-10-01 05:56:44 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

Sharks got black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
 
2012-10-01 06:03:49 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

Crazy, and even comes with her own stripper name Miss Diamond Lakes.
 
2012-10-01 06:04:38 PM  
Talent: Clogging

What?
 
2012-10-01 06:06:02 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

This has been airbrushed more than a Playboy centerfold.
 
2012-10-01 06:21:38 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

Whoa, put her back in, she's not done yet
 
2012-10-01 06:23:43 PM  

Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?


the toilet?
 
2012-10-01 06:47:12 PM  
i45.tinypic.com

Wonder who this one's daddy bribed....
 
2012-10-01 07:23:35 PM  
img809.imageshack.us
 
At first glance I couldn't tell if she had a nose.
 
2012-10-01 07:43:47 PM  
www.thebrokeassbride.com
You've got it set on "whore"!
 
2012-10-01 08:55:14 PM  
They all look to be over 30, some closer to 40

/gross!
 
2012-10-01 08:55:27 PM  
What the holy farking hell now? several are clearly men, some are actually deformed, and a couple dont appear to exist outside an inept photoshopper's nightmares.
 
2012-10-01 08:55:30 PM  

Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?


Every time she takes a dump, you gotta break out the plunger.
 
2012-10-01 08:55:50 PM  
I would have sex with all these white women.
 
2012-10-01 08:57:24 PM  
Dear god the amount of makeup, airbrushing and shoop in those pictures is enough to make a Playboy photo editor take notice.
 
2012-10-01 08:58:30 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

she's great on SVU
 
2012-10-01 08:59:13 PM  
Ah-ha! I think I finally understand Bill Clinton's choice of women.
 
2012-10-01 08:59:15 PM  
All my travels of this here untied states has revealed that Arkansas has the least number of pretty people. There are some but not a lot but the state has some beautiful natural scenery...especially the ozarks.
 
2012-10-01 09:00:57 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

loved her in The Naked Gun
 
2012-10-01 09:01:48 PM  
This is what we've become as a civilization, people.

Actually, judging from the styles and topics, this is what we became as a civilization 25 years ago or more and these vapid smilebags won't let it go.
 
2012-10-01 09:01:55 PM  
I keep hearing "Black Hole Sun" playing in the background.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-01 09:02:07 PM  

Cybernetic: Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?

Every time she takes a dump, you gotta break out the plunger.


LOL You gave me the best frikkin laugh I had today. Thank you.
 
2012-10-01 09:02:20 PM  

dudemanbro: [i45.tinypic.com image 200x301]

Wonder who this one's daddy bribed....



I came to ask for the consensus on her age. That woman could easily be 42.


Beyond her, there's at least four of them I'd let fark me.

That includes A4, A12, B29, B30
 
2012-10-01 09:02:38 PM  
Plucky-plucky, Sharpie, bunny boilers.
"Hay, Y'all. I'm a fixin' ta read y'alls EEe-Males"

/They probably drop biscuit crumbs in bed.
//and by "biscuit crumbs," ah means dingle burries.
///None of them wipe front to back, I guruntee.
 
2012-10-01 09:02:40 PM  
A12 is the only one that looks like a human being.

Pretty cute, actually. The others look like they were stamped out on a factory assembly line out of despair and daddy issues.
 
2012-10-01 09:02:53 PM  
That kind of Photoshopping ought to be a crime. Holy banana buckets. Some of those women look like mannequins that have had their faces buffed with a chamois.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-01 09:04:04 PM  

exick: www.missarkansas.org
Miss Madison County
C42 Kayla Williams
------ > Age - 18 < ------
lolwut?


Apparently in dog years.
 
2012-10-01 09:04:44 PM  

exick: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]
Miss Madison County
C42 Kayla Williams
------ > Age - 18 < ------
lolwut?


Meth is a hell of a drug...
 
2012-10-01 09:04:51 PM  
All the blonde women immediately qualify for an on air job with Fox News.
 
2012-10-01 09:04:54 PM  
Damn I bet they have to rent out construction equipment to remove that makeup..



/or do they just leave it on and pave over each time like Arkansas DOT does the roads
 
2012-10-01 09:05:17 PM  
"I r "r" kansas."
 
2012-10-01 09:05:30 PM  
Holy shiat, I can hardly tell what most of these women look like under all that makeup and airbrushing. I suspect several of them are actually rather unattractive, but it's hard to tell because most of them just look like off-white ovoids.


Blues_X: [www.missarkansas.org image 201x300]

I like this girl, just b/c of the "to hell with makeup and to hell with photo retouching" attitude.


I have to agree, honestly.
 
2012-10-01 09:06:01 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

No contest.
 
2012-10-01 09:06:20 PM  
Cybernetic


Smartest
Funniest

2012-10-01 08:55:30 PM

Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?

Every time she takes a dump, you gotta break out the plunger.


And in her heels she can land a standing upper-decker.
 
2012-10-01 09:06:21 PM  
SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP.

What the hell, did they hire people from Iraq government to do the photoshop for these things?! Ye gods, half of them don't even look human.
 
2012-10-01 09:06:35 PM  

MaxAwesome: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

No contest.


Too much gumb.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-01 09:06:54 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

Talents include eating entire meals through a picket fence.
 
2012-10-01 09:07:34 PM  

Indubitably: MaxAwesome: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

No contest.

Too much gumb.


"Gumb?"

I love it.

It's yours too.

Run with gumb.

;)
 
2012-10-01 09:08:24 PM  
I call shenanigans. There aren't that many pretty girls in Arkansas.
 
2012-10-01 09:08:40 PM  

gja: [www.missarkansas.org image 202x300]

Talents include eating entire meals through a picket fence.


TEEFS.
She's got 'em.
 
2012-10-01 09:08:52 PM  

gja: [www.missarkansas.org image 202x300]

Talents include eating entire meals through a picket fence.


"Pa, where is the gumb-mule today? My corn is poned..."
 
2012-10-01 09:09:28 PM  

vudukungfu: gja: [www.missarkansas.org image 202x300]

Talents include eating entire meals through a picket fence.

TEEFS.
She's got 'em.


Teef out.
 
2012-10-01 09:10:11 PM  

dofus: I call shenanigans. There aren't that many pretty girls in Arkansas.


There ain't no nice car in Ar-Kansawz, neither, But we gots airbrushes, and dem cars be lookin sweet.
 
2012-10-01 09:10:16 PM  
Not too bad:
www.missarkansas.org
 
2012-10-01 09:10:35 PM  
Hey, my 30 year daughter lives in Arkansas, so lay off. There's some purty ones here, just go to the U of A and check out what's outside of the sorority houses on a Saturday afternoon.

/Live in Arkansas also.
//Too much hair bleach being used by the college girls though
///They look like clones when lined up together
 
2012-10-01 09:11:00 PM  
Lots o' wide, empty spaces in those T-zones ri'chair!
 
2012-10-01 09:11:12 PM  

rickycal78: Dear god the amount of makeup, airbrushing and shoop in those pictures is enough to make a Playboy photo editor take notice.


i130.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 09:11:32 PM  

vernonFL: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Sharks got black eyes, like a doll's eyes.


When she bites in and takes half your assets, doesn't even seem to be livin'!
 
2012-10-01 09:11:45 PM  

Blues_X: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Let's put a smiiiiile on that face!


She's definitely using Joker Brand Products, not Brand X (OH NO!!)
 
2012-10-01 09:11:50 PM  
i.imgur.com

Where's that smile? Why aren't you smiling? What's wrong with you?

i.imgur.com

GOD DAMMIT
 
2012-10-01 09:12:15 PM  

dofus: I call shenanigans. There aren't that many pretty girls in Arkansas.




If you can read this report to the optometrist asap your eyes are going if ya thought they were cute...
 
2012-10-01 09:12:33 PM  
A lot of them look like they're on the wrong side of the hot vs crazy line.
 
2012-10-01 09:12:38 PM  
Where are the Asians?

i566.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 09:13:59 PM  

Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?


I'd clean her pipes, if you know what I mean
 
2012-10-01 09:14:50 PM  
B24 got a good photo on this set, kind of an Elizabeth Taylor look. I wonder what she looks like elsewhere.

Okay, that's maybe the only good pic she's ever had.

Next up C37 has a passing resemblance to Courtney Thorne-Smith, nice.

Just can't tell: no two look like the same person.

That's all the time I have for this game.
 
2012-10-01 09:15:07 PM  

cannotsuggestaname: Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?

the toilet?


Jeez, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thanks for that.
 
2012-10-01 09:15:21 PM  

Blues_X: cannotsuggestaname: wow, so that is how Adobe stays in business...

ahem... (sfw)


Well, now I'll never sleep again.
 
2012-10-01 09:15:30 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

Want. Want a lot. It kills me that I am almost 100% positive that this gorgeous young lady either has the world's most annoying voice, or simply never stops talking. Maybe even both. Still, I'd probably pour molten lead into my ear canals if I thought I had a shot.
 
2012-10-01 09:15:38 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: [www.missarkansas.org image 201x300] 
[imgs.mi9.com image 422x317]


I thought she was the cutest. But then I've always gone for the girls who look pretty without makeup.
 
2012-10-01 09:15:39 PM  

Blues_X: [www.missarkansas.org image 201x300]

I like this girl, just b/c of the "to hell with makeup and to hell with photo retouching" attitude.


She looks like a LOT of fun.

//unlike many of the rest
 
2012-10-01 09:16:42 PM  

GAT_00: Mock if you want, but she seems like a whole lot of fun.


Blues_X: I like this girl, just b/c of the "to hell with makeup and to hell with photo retouching" attitude.


Cyclometh: A12 is the only one that looks like a human being.


A Fark consensus is forming.

Is there online voting?
 
2012-10-01 09:17:37 PM  
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I keep hearing "Black Hole Sun" playing in the background.

Thank you. This has been playing in my head since I clicked the link.
 
2012-10-01 09:18:14 PM  
jaytkay: A Fark consensus is forming.

Aye.
 
2012-10-01 09:19:01 PM  

exick: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]
Miss Madison County
C42 Kayla Williams
------ > Age - 18 < ------
lolwut?


Damn, that's a hard 18
 
2012-10-01 09:19:30 PM  
This is exactly why I won't have sex with anyone who appears to be under the age of seventy.
 
2012-10-01 09:19:42 PM  
It's been said already but deserves a graphic representation
www.missarkansas.org
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-01 09:20:06 PM  

YoungSwedishBlonde: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Whoa, put her back in, she's not done yet


ya know, I usually prefer the ladies of color(brown, black, yellow, red, etc./whatever); at the moment I'm dating a woman who is half Native American, half Mexican. I have to draw the line at this one; she's just not my type. My nose is a honker, but she's got me beat by a mile. And it dominates her face. Completely.

/token does not mean she will win
//usually the opposite
///she's cute in a "friend" way, not in an, "I'd like to take you home and introduce you to the parents" way.
////would not kick her out of bed, no, but I'd feel dirty for robbing the cradle afterwards.
 
2012-10-01 09:20:06 PM  
Fine breeding stock there.

(Which is what all of those contest are for.)
 
2012-10-01 09:20:49 PM  
Some of them are not as bad looking as I thought. Still, there is a lot of airbrushing going on there.
 
2012-10-01 09:21:30 PM  

theurge14:

Where's that smile? Why aren't you smiling? What's wrong with you?


Is that you, John L. Smith?
 
2012-10-01 09:21:31 PM  
not air brushed, this is their father.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a3/Lordvoldemort.jpg / 300px-Lordvoldemort.jpg
 
2012-10-01 09:22:07 PM  
Everything I came here to say has been said.

So I'll just say thanks for the clogging joke-- I'm doing a little clogging of my own right now, so I'm getting a kick...

/and a plunger.
 
2012-10-01 09:22:26 PM  
I wonder how many of them think that relaxing involves kicking back and gnawing on a phone book.
 
2012-10-01 09:22:39 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

This one, has a website. She used weebly to create it. My kid used weebly for school projects, in 3rd grade.

Here's her platform, in science fair form:

rebeccawheeley.weebly.com

Her platform, is encouraging people to drink water.  Seriously.
 
2012-10-01 09:22:53 PM  
A15 and B29. In case you were wondering.

You weren't, I know.
 
2012-10-01 09:23:25 PM  
So which one is the who farted y'all girl
 
2012-10-01 09:23:38 PM  

AnthraxRipple: swaniefrmreddeer: [www.missarkansas.org image 201x300] 
[imgs.mi9.com image 422x317]

I thought she was the cutest. But then I've always gone for the girls who look pretty without makeup.


Gawdammit. Closest I've ever come to a simulpost. One farking second....
 
2012-10-01 09:23:50 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

She should be Miss Ohio

farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-01 09:24:06 PM  

Gimli_Gloin: Fine breeding stock there.

(Which is what all of those contest are for.)


*s*
 
2012-10-01 09:25:07 PM  
You know a beauty pageant is in trouble when even the black girls look white.
 
2012-10-01 09:25:22 PM  

ultraholland: jaytkay: A Fark consensus is forming.

Aye.


Miss ArkanSASSY!
 
2012-10-01 09:26:33 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-01 09:26:44 PM  
Hilarious to see a semi-positive link about my home state, especially considering I went to school with half of these people at one point.

/not even kidding
 
2012-10-01 09:27:54 PM  
My talents include walking on water and rising from the dead.

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-01 09:28:36 PM  
B28. The one with the moustache. My home town.
 
2012-10-01 09:28:48 PM  

itsfullofstars: Here's her platform, in science fair form:

rebeccawheeley.weebly.com

Her platform, is encouraging people to drink water. Seriously.


She misspelled meat there!

/ No, I'm not twelve years old, why do you ask?
 
2012-10-01 09:29:23 PM  
This is exactly why I won't have sex with anyone who appears to be under the age of seventy.

exick: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]
Miss Madison County
C42 Kayla Williams
------ > Age - 18 < ------
lolwut?


I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and say she appears to be 35. That would mean that when she was born her apparent age was 17, OR that when she turns 25 she'll appear to be 48.6 years old. It depends on whether her gruesome visage is the result of accelerated aging or simple time travel.
 
2012-10-01 09:29:35 PM  

Cyber Dog: My talents include walking on water and rising from the dead.

[i3.kym-cdn.com image 200x200]


You wanna know how I know you work for the NSA?

I didn't think so.

;)
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-01 09:29:56 PM  
www.missarkansas.org
WARNING:VAMPIRE

www.missarkansas.org
STEPFORD WIFE

i45.tinypic.com
USES 50s magazines as a fashion guide
 
2012-10-01 09:30:35 PM  
Romney voters.
 
2012-10-01 09:31:00 PM  
The natural look is so 2011, bring on the clown makeup!

www.missarkansas.org

Even the girls in the minor leagues know that.

ameliaalisoun.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-01 09:31:58 PM  
Gimme A4 her face is cute and it looks like she has a sizeable rack. Fark the blondes, they look like clones.
 
2012-10-01 09:32:07 PM  
Is it me or do some southern girls just look like poor white trash? It's hard to pinpoint an exact facial feature though. Maybe the underbite. Or eyes too big/too close together. It's like it's different for each one yet many have the PWT look. I think that may be the most intriguing thing about these girls.

Don't get my wrong, I'm not saying they should refrain from sitting on my face. Just saying, ya know, if you are gonna go slumming, might as well be with one of the prettiest of the slack-jawed troglodytes.
 
2012-10-01 09:32:23 PM  

exick: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]
Miss Madison County
C42 Kayla Williams
------ > Age - 18 < ------
lolwut?


www.missarkansas.org

Ditto
 
2012-10-01 09:32:47 PM  
A15 - winner.
 
2012-10-01 09:33:12 PM  

DarwiOdrade: [www.thebrokeassbride.com image 400x300]
You've got it set on "whore"!


This is the reference I came for.
 
2012-10-01 09:33:15 PM  
Look at Mormon women, man.

Seriously.

Look them up.
 
2012-10-01 09:33:52 PM  
www.missarkansas.org content9.flixster.com
 
2012-10-01 09:33:53 PM  
www.missarkansas.orglh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-10-01 09:34:33 PM  
Every one of those look a heck of a lot older than their listed age.
 
2012-10-01 09:34:45 PM  

dryknife: theurge14:

Where's that smile? Why aren't you smiling? What's wrong with you?

Is that you, John L. Smith?


Funny...
Is that Alabama .. I think you are confused.
/ Madison county representing
//you should have seen the other contestants at the county fair.
 
2012-10-01 09:34:51 PM  
FTFA:

Miss North West Arkansas
A3 Sarah Gafvert
Age - 21
Hometown: Wichita, KS
Talent: Vocal "Let Me Be Your Star"
Platform: Health & Wellness for Prevention of Breast Cancer


extreme Northwest Arkansas - so northwest she's from another state!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-01 09:35:09 PM  

itsfullofstars: The natural look is so 2011, bring on the clown makeup!

[www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Even the girls in the minor leagues know that.

[ameliaalisoun.files.wordpress.com image 396x511]


HOLY SHEE-IT!
Please, PLEASE tell me the second is not a real live person.
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-01 09:35:16 PM  

Cymbal: Is it me or do some southern girls just look like poor white trash? It's hard to pinpoint an exact facial feature though. Maybe the underbite. Or eyes too big/too close together. It's like it's different for each one yet many have the PWT look. I think that may be the most intriguing thing about these girls.

Don't get my wrong, I'm not saying they should refrain from sitting on my face. Just saying, ya know, if you are gonna go slumming, might as well be with one of the prettiest of the slack-jawed troglodytes.


If you can figure out what the "poor white trash" look consists of, go for it. We all know it when we see it, but I've never yet met anyone who could codify it for the rest of us.
 
2012-10-01 09:36:45 PM  

theurge14: [i.imgur.com image 200x300]

Where's that smile? Why aren't you smiling? What's wrong with you?

[i.imgur.com image 286x1073]

GOD DAMMIT


wow, that was an awesome flashback
 
2012-10-01 09:38:45 PM  

jaytkay: GAT_00: Mock if you want, but she seems like a whole lot of fun.

Blues_X: I like this girl, just b/c of the "to hell with makeup and to hell with photo retouching" attitude.

Cyclometh: A12 is the only one that looks like a human being.

A Fark consensus is forming.

Is there online voting?


I dunno...'Norma - Miss Batesville' makes me think her mummy is rockin' upstairs.
 
2012-10-01 09:39:27 PM  

ultraholland: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I keep hearing "Black Hole Sun" playing in the background.

Thank you. This has been playing in my head since I clicked the link.


Um, I don't get it. Care to explain?
 
2012-10-01 09:40:40 PM  

dudemanbro: [i45.tinypic.com image 200x301]

Wonder who this one's daddy bribed....


She's 19?!?
 
2012-10-01 09:42:24 PM  
gja: Please, PLEASE tell me the second is not a real live person.

if it makes you feel any better, she's dead inside.
 
2012-10-01 09:43:02 PM  

Gyrfalcon:
If you can figure out what the "poor white trash" look consists of, go for it. We all know it when we see it, but I've never yet met anyone who could codify it for the rest of us.


I hear it involves meth.
 
2012-10-01 09:43:30 PM  
Add me to the A12 list.

The rest are in line to be Newt Gingrich's next wife.
 
2012-10-01 09:43:44 PM  
Single Female Lawyer, this fall on Fox.

www.missarkansas.org
 
2012-10-01 09:45:08 PM  
Now if we all posted our own pics here, real time....

Then the caulking guns don't look so bad. Yes, I'm talking to you fellow fat-ass Farker!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-01 09:45:23 PM  

ultraholland: gja: Please, PLEASE tell me the second is not a real live person.

if it makes you feel any better, she's dead inside.


I just locked my doors and closed my blinds and am typing this from my panic room (ok, behind my bar, actually).
If that isn't a "children of the corn" look I don't know what is.
 
2012-10-01 09:45:56 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

Yikes... that is a rough 20 years old. She's Lohan-ing herself.
 
2012-10-01 09:46:28 PM  

bmihura: Now if we all posted our own pics here, real time....

Then the caulking guns don't look so bad. Yes, I'm talking to you fellow fat-ass Farker!


Yeah, I can't believe we haven't heard from studman69 in all this.
 
2012-10-01 09:46:44 PM  

C18H27NO3: Every one of those look a heck of a lot older than their listed age.


Excessive tanning and makeup use play hell with guessing ages.
 
2012-10-01 09:47:11 PM  

Blues_X: I like this girl, just b/c of the "to hell with makeup and to hell with photo retouching" attitude.


Agree.. basement farkers are too harsh. I'd have a beer with this one and not worry over the out come. Too much..
 
2012-10-01 09:49:49 PM  
They ain't no Paula Dean, y'all.
 
2012-10-01 09:54:05 PM  

itsfullofstars: Even the girls in the minor leagues know that.

ameliaalisoun.files.wordpress.com


images.paraorkut.com

Seriously. What the f*ck is that?


HideMonkey: Um, I don't get it. Care to explain?


From the "Black Hole Sun" music video:
marcodipasquale.files.wordpress.comimg.mediaspanonline.com

Scariest music video ever made.
 
2012-10-01 09:54:17 PM  

iron_city_ap: They ain't no Paula Dean, y'all.


Give them a ring and a year.. Goes for any female. With or with out butter?
\extra butter if you have life insurance
 
2012-10-01 09:54:32 PM  

Blues_X: [www.missarkansas.org image 201x300]

I like this girl, just b/c of the "to hell with makeup and to hell with photo retouching" attitude.


Preach it. The only normal looking one of the bunch.
 
2012-10-01 09:55:43 PM  
This one is really, really pretty...
www.missarkansas.org
... but in a completely fake and unappealing way.

Another vote for A12... is there a voting gizmo we can overwhelm?

The rest look like soccer-mom wannabees still looking for Mr.-Won't-Require-a-Prenup.
 
2012-10-01 09:55:56 PM  
Hey, this ties in with the mugshot thread.
 
2012-10-01 09:56:51 PM  
Voting is for pussies; mate. ;)
 
2012-10-01 09:57:43 PM  
Considering the conservative (and perhaps even backwards) reputation of Arkansas, it's encouraging to see they're fighting those stereotypes by including a few minorities and even some biological males in the group!
 
2012-10-01 09:57:57 PM  
Mr. McGuire: I just want to say one word to you. Just one word.
Benjamin: Yes, sir.
Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?
Benjamin: Yes, I am.
Mr. McGuire: Plastics.
Benjamin: Exactly how do you mean?
 
2012-10-01 09:59:28 PM  
Sorry, B24 Brooke Ault stands out in that crowd like a shining beacon of cool beauty in a sea of urf.

Where did some of those ladies get their pictures taken? Jesus, if you use more than a 60 watt bulb in an aluminum clip light from Home Depot you might not even have to use Photoshop.
 
2012-10-01 09:59:47 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

I CARVED MY NAME INTO YOUR SKULL WHILE YOU SLEPT. NOW YOU HAVE TO LOVE ME FOREVER!


yeah, that one scared the piss outta me too...
 
2012-10-01 09:59:54 PM  

Indubitably: Voting is for pussies; mate. ;)


P.S. Register yourselves now, and vote. Your country needs you, either way. Show the power of America, please: vote. Thank you.
 
2012-10-01 10:01:42 PM  

Lord Jubjub: Mr. McGuire: I just want to say one word to you. Just one word.
Benjamin: Yes, sir.
Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?
Benjamin: Yes, I am.
Mr. McGuire: Plastics.
Benjamin: Exactly how do you mean?


Meant.
 
2012-10-01 10:01:53 PM  
The seem a little aged but you have to understand that they have been wearing that level of makeup since their Toddlers & Tiaras days. That takes a toll on the skin.
 
2012-10-01 10:01:56 PM  

gja: [www.missarkansas.org image 202x300]

Talents include eating entire meals through a picket fence.


DAMMIT. you owe me a new monitor, cuz i am not cleaning beer off this one.
 
2012-10-01 10:05:54 PM  

itsfullofstars: This one, has a website. She used weebly to create it. My kid used weebly for school projects, in 3rd grade.


And she's on the cutting edge of this crowd, as far as web presence goes.

Her platform, is encouraging people to drink water. Seriously.

Ms. A4's platform is "Building Healthy Bodies, One Smile At A Time". Brush your teeth, people!
 
2012-10-01 10:05:58 PM  

Blues_X: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Let's put a smiiiiile on that face!


this one actually made me flinch when I saw it.
Most of them have very big teeth.
Miss sweetheart of Arkansas might actually have something going for her, except for the fact that she's in this pageant.
 
2012-10-01 10:06:03 PM  

Gawdzila: itsfullofstars: Even the girls in the minor leagues know that.

ameliaalisoun.files.wordpress.com

[images.paraorkut.com image 475x356]

Seriously. What the f*ck is that?


HideMonkey: Um, I don't get it. Care to explain?

From the "Black Hole Sun" music video:
[marcodipasquale.files.wordpress.com image 298x225][img.mediaspanonline.com image 300x225]

Scariest music video ever made.


Oh my god, love the song, have never seen the video..........insert whathasbeenseencannotbeunseen.jpg

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your bed for eternity
 
2012-10-01 10:06:17 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Not too bad:
[www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]


Literally the only one I found attractive. Too bad these beauty contests will never let a gal with short hair get in. Has anyone ever made the Miss America pageant with short hair?
 
2012-10-01 10:09:02 PM  
The best part about the websites is that you can see they actually travel around quite a bit to collect tiaras from all over the place. Kathryn Holcomb has these Honors to her name:

- Miss Arkansas River 2012
-Interview and Talent Award
-Miss Lake Dardanelle 2011
-Interview and Physical Fitness Award
-Miss Western Arkansas 2010
-Interview Award
-Miss Sebastian County 2008
-Interview Award
-Miss Crawford County 2007
-Interview and Community Service Award
-Miss Mountainburg 2006
-Interview Award
-National Dean's List
- 2010 UA Fort Smith Graduate
-A.A.S Dental Hygiene
-Capital One Bowl Pre-Game Performer

Quite a résumé at age 23. Although she'd probably look to be getting a ring on it, spinster status is only a few birthdays away.
 
2012-10-01 10:10:05 PM  

Tommy Moo: Tyrone Slothrop: Not too bad:
[www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Literally the only one I found attractive. Too bad these beauty contests will never let a gal with short hair get in. Has anyone ever made the Miss America pageant with short hair?


www.designsngold.com

Google is your friend.
 
2012-10-01 10:10:28 PM  

Mugato: Single Female Lawyer, this fall on Fox.

[www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]


There's a whole lot of Herpes goin' on.
 
2012-10-01 10:10:46 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

From the TSG Mug Shot Roundup
i.cdn.turner.com

Supposedly the same girl
 
2012-10-01 10:11:07 PM  

YoungSwedishBlonde: Whoa, put her back in, she's not done yet


Snert
 
2012-10-01 10:11:11 PM  

rcf1105: At first glance I couldn't tell if she had a nose.


It's a young Ann Coulter before the operation.
 
2012-10-01 10:12:16 PM  

trekkiecougar: Oh my god, love the song, have never seen the video..........insert whathasbeenseencannotbeunseen.jpg


You think that's bad, the video itself is even worse. Half the creepiness is watching their faces go from normal to nightmarishly contorted.


trekkiecougar: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your bed for eternity


You're welcome ;)
 
2012-10-01 10:14:10 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

I just want to say that being chosen this month's Miss August
Is, like, a compliment that I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA,
But, my goal is to become a veterinarian 'cause I love children!
 
2012-10-01 10:14:11 PM  
This explains a lot about Bill Clinton.
 
2012-10-01 10:14:50 PM  

cannotsuggestaname: Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?

the toilet?


Three years and counting, she's the undefeated champion in the Harrison County Regional Chili Sh*t-Off.
 
2012-10-01 10:15:09 PM  

SusQRiverRat: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

From the TSG Mug Shot Roundup
[i.cdn.turner.com image 700x525]

Supposedly the same girl


Isn't that Odo from DS9?
 
2012-10-01 10:15:39 PM  

SusQRiverRat: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

From the TSG Mug Shot Roundup
[i.cdn.turner.com image 700x525]

Supposedly the same girl


Huh... if it is, honestly, I kinda think she's cuter in her booking photo.
She's pretty, and doesn't need to obscure her face with tons of makeup and airbrushing. Usually I can see through the makeup but they seriously erased almost every contour on her face in that competition photo.
 
2012-10-01 10:15:41 PM  
Obviously most of them mistakenly entered "Years you've been competing in pageants" where it asked for "Age" on the application.
 
2012-10-01 10:16:13 PM  

ultraholland: gja: Please, PLEASE tell me the second is not a real live person.

if it makes you feel any better, she's dead inside.


i830.photobucket.com

Indeed.
 
2012-10-01 10:16:39 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

Wonder who this one's daddy bribed....


"Platform: Gun Safety"

That weren't no bribe...
 
2012-10-01 10:16:57 PM  

DeltaPunch: cannotsuggestaname: Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?

the toilet?

Three years and counting, she's the undefeated champion in the Harrison County Regional Chili Sh*t-Off.


Subtext, no?
 
2012-10-01 10:18:12 PM  

grinding_journalist: ultraholland: gja: Please, PLEASE tell me the second is not a real live person.

if it makes you feel any better, she's dead inside.

[i830.photobucket.com image 391x508]

Indeed.


Construction is as construction does, mans...
 
2012-10-01 10:19:54 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Cymbal: Is it me or do some southern girls just look like poor white trash? It's hard to pinpoint an exact facial feature though. Maybe the underbite. Or eyes too big/too close together. It's like it's different for each one yet many have the PWT look. I think that may be the most intriguing thing about these girls.

Don't get my wrong, I'm not saying they should refrain from sitting on my face. Just saying, ya know, if you are gonna go slumming, might as well be with one of the prettiest of the slack-jawed troglodytes.

If you can figure out what the "poor white trash" look consists of, go for it. We all know it when we see it, but I've never yet met anyone who could codify it for the rest of us.


It's that virginia hillbilly weak chin thin lip look, to me.
 
2012-10-01 10:22:02 PM  
When I lived in Arkansas 20 yrs ago the girls were prettier. Now they are all Kardashian wannabes or trying out for The Weather Channel or Fox News. Conway, Arkansas had the best looking ones by the way. My ex wife was from Conway. She looked and farked like Amber Lynn but was bat shiat crazy.
 
2012-10-01 10:22:37 PM  
Jixa - a compliment that I'll remember for as long as I can.

That there's some funnay
 
2012-10-01 10:23:00 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-01 10:23:10 PM  
C39. Looks surprisingly attractive. I spent the first third of my life in Cabot and hated every minute of it. Backwards, white-trash town where most people carried their Klan cards with them all the time. If anything happened, the Filipinos up the street got the blame. Even when they were out of town.

NCSB: In second grade, on his birthday, the single black kid in school was dragged to every class (40 classrooms plus the office) to have people sing "Happy Birthday" to him. He hated it and didn't want to do it, but pretty much felt forced to because he was afraid of getting into trouble. They wanted to take him to the other 2 schools in the district but the superintendent stepped in citing, not racial issues, but liability issues.

I hated that town. Still hate driving through there. But, I do to see old friends (the Filipinos) on the way to or from seeing my grandparents.
 
2012-10-01 10:23:32 PM  
CLAIRE HODGSON WHAT ARE YOU DOING? You are so better than them in every way! Come back to the harem!
 
2012-10-01 10:27:18 PM  

clivecusslerfan: In second grade, on his birthday, the single black kid in school was dragged to every class (40 classrooms plus the office) to have people sing "Happy Birthday" to him.


That's just freaking weird.
 
2012-10-01 10:28:14 PM  

theorellior: clivecusslerfan: In second grade, on his birthday, the single black kid in school was dragged to every class (40 classrooms plus the office) to have people sing "Happy Birthday" to him.

That's just freaking weird.


And inverse-racism.
 
2012-10-01 10:30:07 PM  
Real Dolls reunion party?
 
2012-10-01 10:31:38 PM  

Indubitably: DeltaPunch: cannotsuggestaname: Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?

the toilet?

Three years and counting, she's the undefeated champion in the Harrison County Regional Chili Sh*t-Off.

Subtext, no?


How do you mean?
 
2012-10-01 10:32:33 PM  

Indubitably: theorellior: clivecusslerfan: In second grade, on his birthday, the single black kid in school was dragged to every class (40 classrooms plus the office) to have people sing "Happy Birthday" to him.

That's just freaking weird.

And inverse-racism.


More like people protesting too much.
 
2012-10-01 10:32:38 PM  
I love how there are exactly one black, one Hispanic, and one Asian.
 
2012-10-01 10:32:38 PM  

Blues_X: [www.missarkansas.org image 201x300]

I like this girl, just b/c of the "to hell with makeup and to hell with photo retouching" attitude.


Yeah, she's the one. They should melt the others down to make a better batch next time.
 
2012-10-01 10:33:14 PM  

kokomo61:
content9.flixster.com
[content9.flixster.com image 200x300]


Gods, the things I wanted to do to Sharon Mitchell...

/It's SFW 
//The link, not what I wanted to do
 
2012-10-01 10:33:31 PM  

Indubitably: Look at Mormon women, man.

Seriously.

Look them up.


Just looked up the Miss Utah contestants for 2012... holy crap.. I'm going to take up stalking...

Thanks for the suggestion!
 
2012-10-01 10:34:19 PM  
grinding_journalist: Indeed.

karisable.com

LOL, n00b
 
2012-10-01 10:35:19 PM  
Chelsy Jones
Miss (Look What Crawled Out Of) Lake Dardanelle
Age - 20
Hometown: Plummerville
Talent: Unhinging Jaw and Swallowing a Judlge Whole
Platform: Operation GIVE BACK - America's Duty
Website:

www.missarkansas.org
 
2012-10-01 10:39:21 PM  

viciousbackyardkiller: Hey, my 30 year daughter lives in Arkansas, so lay off. There's some purty ones here, just go to the U of A and check out what's outside of the sorority houses on a Saturday afternoon.


Son and his family live in Fayetteville, too. At one time right next to the university. I've visited often, have seen those same young women. I have, however, reached a vastly different opinion, dear sir.

/visited numerous campii
//not ted bundy's reincarnate
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-01 10:39:28 PM  
Almost ALL these ::ahem:: "contestants"....give me a feeling I need to check my stove.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com 

/scared me shiatless when it hit the theaters, and still does today
 
2012-10-01 10:41:19 PM  

theorellior: Indubitably: theorellior: clivecusslerfan: In second grade, on his birthday, the single black kid in school was dragged to every class (40 classrooms plus the office) to have people sing "Happy Birthday" to him.

That's just freaking weird.

And inverse-racism.

More like people protesting too much.


Newsflash: you live in a democracy, supposedly, and in a democracy, people can protest until you bust a nut, fascist.

Read that twice, real slow, and real nice...

;)
 
2012-10-01 10:42:38 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

I'd Mark her Twain, ifyaknowwhatImean.

...Yeah, but can she clog?!?!?
 
2012-10-01 10:43:19 PM  

UncleStumpy: YoungSwedishBlonde: Whoa, put her back in, she's not done yet

Snert


"Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it."

"You must have been something before electricity. Want to make fourteen dollars the hard way?"
 
2012-10-01 10:43:55 PM  

itsfullofstars: Tommy Moo: Tyrone Slothrop: Not too bad:
[www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Literally the only one I found attractive. Too bad these beauty contests will never let a gal with short hair get in. Has anyone ever made the Miss America pageant with short hair?

[www.designsngold.com image 600x730]

Google is your friend.


.....only that says "Mrs. America", not "Miss America." There's a difference.
 
2012-10-01 10:44:03 PM  

ultraholland:
www.missarkansas.org

she's great on SVU


All the PS work done here, and this girl can't even get her dirty-sanchez shadow removed
 
2012-10-01 10:44:03 PM  

cannotsuggestaname: Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?

the toilet?


In my drunken stupor that was farking funny!
 
2012-10-01 10:44:23 PM  
I'm gonna guess that "Age" is actually code for "Number of hard years on the Miss Arkansas circuit."
 
2012-10-01 10:44:29 PM  

LeGnome: I love how there are exactly one black, one Hispanic, and one Asian.


What - No Jews?
 
2012-10-01 10:45:06 PM  

lizardbrain: ...Yeah, but can she clog?!?!?


I bet she BEEFS.
 
2012-10-01 10:47:43 PM  

Pribar: Damn I bet they have to rent out construction equipment to remove that makeup..

/or do they just leave it on and pave over each time like Arkansas DOT does the roads


That's a lie. Everybody knows the roads haven't been paved in Arkansas since 1975.

Oh, and C43 (Morgan Holt) is going to win. It took me about two minutes of googling to figure out that's a given.
 
2012-10-01 10:48:29 PM  
Finally, an association between traditional Appalachian dance and indoor plumbing.
 
2012-10-01 10:48:51 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

Lauren "Smiley Eyes" Howell
 
2012-10-01 10:49:12 PM  
LOL...reminds me of that stupid commercial.... WE ALL BUNDLE

www.missarkansas.org
 
2012-10-01 10:51:59 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

malialitman.files.wordpress.com

Related?
 
2012-10-01 10:53:07 PM  

Tommy Moo: Tyrone Slothrop: Not too bad:
[www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Literally the only one I found attractive. Too bad these beauty contests will never let a gal with short hair get in. Has anyone ever made the Miss America pageant with short hair?


Yes. Miss America 2000 Heather French had short hair.
 
2012-10-01 10:59:34 PM  

L.D. Ablo: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

[malialitman.files.wordpress.com image 460x307]

Related?


*caw*
 
2012-10-01 11:01:10 PM  

Indubitably: theorellior: Indubitably: theorellior: clivecusslerfan: In second grade, on his birthday, the single black kid in school was dragged to every class (40 classrooms plus the office) to have people sing "Happy Birthday" to him.

That's just freaking weird.

And inverse-racism.

More like people protesting too much.

Newsflash: you live in a democracy, supposedly, and in a democracy, people can protest until you bust a nut, fascist.

Read that twice, real slow, and real nice...

;)


Um, we live in a *republic* with a system of election based on the democratic system.
 
2012-10-01 11:02:06 PM  

L.D. Ablo: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

[malialitman.files.wordpress.com image 460x307]

Related?


Thank you, I thought Fark was slipping.
 
2012-10-01 11:04:43 PM  

mesmer242: Pribar: Damn I bet they have to rent out construction equipment to remove that makeup..

/or do they just leave it on and pave over each time like Arkansas DOT does the roads

That's a lie. Everybody knows the roads haven't been paved in Arkansas since 1975.


True, unless you count that thick oil they spray down that helps the rocks stick to your car instead of the road.
 
2012-10-01 11:06:43 PM  

clivecusslerfan: Indubitably: theorellior: Indubitably: theorellior: clivecusslerfan: In second grade, on his birthday, the single black kid in school was dragged to every class (40 classrooms plus the office) to have people sing "Happy Birthday" to him.

That's just freaking weird.

And inverse-racism.

More like people protesting too much.

Newsflash: you live in a democracy, supposedly, and in a democracy, people can protest until you bust a nut, fascist.

Read that twice, real slow, and real nice...

;)

Um, we live in a *republic* with a system of election based on the democratic system.


Yeah, and?
 
2012-10-01 11:07:18 PM  
www.missarkansas.orgfbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net
 
2012-10-01 11:09:30 PM  
209 comments and not one mention of the "Flute Solo" talent.

Fark, i am disappoint.
 
2012-10-01 11:11:46 PM  
Thigh gap and cameltoe as far as the eye can see.
 
2012-10-01 11:13:17 PM  

ktybear: They all look to be over 30, some closer to 40

/gross!


No, they don't, and me being closer to 50 than 40 I say "OH HELLS YEAH I WOULD HIT THAT SO HARD but it's never gonna happen because I have gray hair and am farking invisible to them."

/I may be old but I can see "I ain't gonna put up with that one's shiat" 10 miles away
//With a telescope and reading glasses, that is
 
2012-10-01 11:13:35 PM  

Indubitably: clivecusslerfan: Indubitably: theorellior: Indubitably: theorellior: clivecusslerfan: In second grade, on his birthday, the single black kid in school was dragged to every class (40 classrooms plus the office) to have people sing "Happy Birthday" to him.

That's just freaking weird.

And inverse-racism.

More like people protesting too much.

Newsflash: you live in a democracy, supposedly, and in a democracy, people can protest until you bust a nut, fascist.

Read that twice, real slow, and real nice...

;)

Um, we live in a *republic* with a system of election based on the democratic system.

Yeah, and?


I have it on good authority that at least 3 of these watery tarts are distributing scimitars.
So... uh.. watch out and stuff.
 
2012-10-01 11:14:44 PM  

corteran: 209 comments and not one mention of the "Flute Solo" talent.

Fark, i am disappoint.


Yeah, but you know we all thought it.
 
2012-10-01 11:22:21 PM  

lizardbrain: LeGnome: I love how there are exactly one black, one Hispanic, and one Asian.

What - No Jews?


Crypto-Jews. They're the blonde ones.
 
2012-10-01 11:25:12 PM  

Sticky Hands: Indubitably: clivecusslerfan: Indubitably: theorellior: Indubitably: theorellior: clivecusslerfan: In second grade, on his birthday, the single black kid in school was dragged to every class (40 classrooms plus the office) to have people sing "Happy Birthday" to him.

That's just freaking weird.

And inverse-racism.

More like people protesting too much.

Newsflash: you live in a democracy, supposedly, and in a democracy, people can protest until you bust a nut, fascist.

Read that twice, real slow, and real nice...

;)

Um, we live in a *republic* with a system of election based on the democratic system.

Yeah, and?

I have it on good authority that at least 3 of these watery tarts are distributing scimitars.
So... uh.. watch out and stuff.


"...distributing scimitars?"

Please describe further, metaphor-maker.

Lay-peeps asleep.

;)
 
2012-10-01 11:29:27 PM  
Miss South Central Arkansas
A15 Jillian Bridges
Age - 21
Hometown: Magnolia
Talent: Vocal "If I Were a Boy"
Platform: Internet Safety - Being Safe in Cyberspace
Website:


OK, where are her nude pics?
 
2012-10-01 11:31:11 PM  

LeGnome: lizardbrain: LeGnome: I love how there are exactly one black, one Hispanic, and one Asian.

What - No Jews?

Crypto-Jews. They're the blonde ones.


Ah. That explains the noses.
 
2012-10-01 11:32:06 PM  
And the winners are: Link

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-01 11:33:24 PM  
i45.tinypic.com

I'm pretty sure I've seen her down at the pool hall most nights, chain-smoking and knocking back boilermakers.
 
2012-10-01 11:33:42 PM  
www.baseball-statistics.com

Miss Three Rivers
C37 Courtney Welsh
Age - 18
Hometown: Jonesboro
Talent: Vocal
Platform: Prescription Drugs: Not for recreational Use
Website:
 
2012-10-01 11:34:28 PM  

Indubitably: theorellior: Indubitably: theorellior: clivecusslerfan: In second grade, on his birthday, the single black kid in school was dragged to every class (40 classrooms plus the office) to have people sing "Happy Birthday" to him.

That's just freaking weird.

And inverse-racism.

More like people protesting too much.

Newsflash: you live in a democracy, supposedly, and in a democracy, people can protest until you bust a nut, fascist.

Read that twice, real slow, and real nice...

;)


Well, you are a bit of an ass, aren't you?
 
2012-10-01 11:34:29 PM  
You'd never know just from looking at them that they're all related.
 
2012-10-01 11:35:31 PM  

KidneyStone: No, they don't


yeah, yeah they do. Now this is what a young woman looks like.

wallpapers99.com
 
2012-10-01 11:35:40 PM  
;)
 
2012-10-01 11:38:09 PM  
and this, much much better than anything on that site!

resources1.news.com.au
 
2012-10-01 11:39:06 PM  
What a bunch of Fox-News-lookin' slores.
 
2012-10-01 11:40:17 PM  
It's not fair that there aren't Mr "StateNameHere" pageants to give equal opportunities in objectifying people begging to be objectified.
 
2012-10-01 11:45:13 PM  
B22 and C36 aren't too shabby at all...
 
2012-10-01 11:45:48 PM  

gja: [www.missarkansas.org image 202x300]

Talents include eating entire meals through a picket fence.


my wife is now swearing at me because she's trying to work on her laptop.
 
2012-10-01 11:45:53 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

Daughter of
cdn2.blogs.babble.com
 
2012-10-01 11:50:36 PM  

Indubitably: Sticky Hands: Indubitably: clivecusslerfan: Indubitably: theorellior: Indubitably: theorellior: clivecusslerfan: In second grade, on his birthday, the single black kid in school was dragged to every class (40 classrooms plus the office) to have people sing "Happy Birthday" to him.

That's just freaking weird.

And inverse-racism.

More like people protesting too much.

Newsflash: you live in a democracy, supposedly, and in a democracy, people can protest until you bust a nut, fascist.

Read that twice, real slow, and real nice...

;)

Um, we live in a *republic* with a system of election based on the democratic system.

Yeah, and?

I have it on good authority that at least 3 of these watery tarts are distributing scimitars.
So... uh.. watch out and stuff.

"...distributing scimitars?"

Please describe further, metaphor-maker.

Lay-peeps asleep.

;)


I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

and here we have three handing out edged weapons to possible loonies.
how will we ever keep a respectable government in such a situation?


// I don't so much make metaphors as borrow them permanently.
 
2012-10-01 11:53:42 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-01 11:55:28 PM  
Call the photographer and get your money back. He done you wrong.
 
2012-10-02 12:04:27 AM  
If that's the best your genetics can come up it it's no wonder ya'll lost the war
 
2012-10-02 12:06:05 AM  

sage37: And the winners are: Link

[i.imgur.com image 200x300]

[i.imgur.com image 200x300]

[i.imgur.com image 200x300]

[i.imgur.com image 204x300]

[i.imgur.com image 199x300]


Ok, I'm confused. Why is this being linked to if the pageant was over two months ago? And did Miss America change the year-numbering system again? They used to number for the year ahead I think. So the pageant would be in 2012 for the 2013 Miss America pageant. So under that system I thought the 2012 winner I found was from last year, but clearly not.
 
2012-10-02 12:06:49 AM  

Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?


I'm not even from the South and I know what that is. That dance is even lamer than Irish step dancing.
 
2012-10-02 12:11:04 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

I CARVED MY NAME INTO YOUR SKULL WHILE YOU SLEPT. NOW YOU HAVE TO LOVE ME FOREVER!


I'll pass. I've got a standing rule of not sticking my dick in crazy...
 
2012-10-02 12:11:32 AM  

bmihura: Now if we all posted our own pics here, real time....

Then the caulking guns don't look so bad. Yes, I'm talking to you fellow fat-ass Farker!


while you have a point (and if you wear a hat, no one will notice...) there is a difference between a candid photo of someone lurking an online site in their leisure time and a gaggle of girls who believe themselves to be so physically superior to others that they hold themselves up for judgement and go out of their way to do so. they are mentally lacking and i pity every one of them.
 
2012-10-02 12:19:47 AM  

frunjer: When I lived in Arkansas 20 yrs ago the girls were prettier. Now they are all Kardashian wannabes or trying out for The Weather Channel or Fox News. Conway, Arkansas had the best looking ones by the way. My ex wife was from Conway. She looked and farked like Amber Lynn but was bat shiat crazy.


Hell yeah, I grew up in Conway. All of Faulkner County was known to breed crazy, but Conway girls were almost worth the trouble.
 
2012-10-02 12:41:45 AM  

swaniefrmreddeer: [www.missarkansas.org image 201x300] 
[imgs.mi9.com image 422x317]


I'd vote for her on account that she is the only one that does not look photoshopped to the point of being very very creepy.
 
2012-10-02 12:43:39 AM  

ktybear: and this, much much better than anything on that site!

[resources1.news.com.au image 350x400]


ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE
 
2012-10-02 12:47:40 AM  

WordsnCollision: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 184x272]


We used to call Mr Vaughn "Flounder Face." No matter what angle they shoot him from, you can see both his eyes...
 
2012-10-02 12:52:20 AM  

itsfullofstars: Her platform, is encouraging people to drink water.  Seriously.


I'd macerate it...
 
2012-10-02 12:53:32 AM  
You'll never get past her mother.

She has been caulk blocking every hillbilly in the county since Kylie-Dymind-Khrystl was 11 so forget it.

Unless you're...

A Fox news producer

Daddy owns a local Ford dealership you're going to inherit someday

Bill Clinton

/Even then you may have to fark the 300 LB. mom first
//Watch an episode of 'toddlers and tiaras' to see what I mean
 
2012-10-02 12:55:34 AM  

AnthraxRipple: swaniefrmreddeer: [www.missarkansas.org image 201x300] 
[imgs.mi9.com image 422x317]

I thought she was the cutest. But then I've always gone for the girls who look pretty without makeup.


I would rephrase that. I've always gone for the girls who are pretty without makeup, rather than the ones who merely look pretty with makeup.
 
2012-10-02 12:57:15 AM  

Trance354: YoungSwedishBlonde: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Whoa, put her back in, she's not done yet

ya know, I usually prefer the ladies of color(brown, black, yellow, red, etc./whatever); at the moment I'm dating a woman who is half Native American, half Mexican. I have to draw the line at this one; she's just not my type. My nose is a honker, but she's got me beat by a mile. And it dominates her face. Completely.


She looks like she does the Hump. The Humpty Hump.

/ah, come on now
// the humpty dance, is your chance to do the hump!
 
2012-10-02 01:30:12 AM  

itsfullofstars: The natural look is so 2011, bring on the clown makeup!

Even the girls in the minor leagues know that.

[ameliaalisoun.files.wordpress.com image 396x511]


Make it stop staring at me.
 
2012-10-02 01:31:54 AM  

swaniefrmreddeer: [www.missarkansas.org image 201x300] 
[imgs.mi9.com image 422x317]


IMO, she's the best looking girl on the whole page.

She's not super amazing hot, but she's not bad, and she's not made up like a clown.
 
2012-10-02 01:47:00 AM  
Meh, this thread doesn't deliver like the legendary one:

Ladies-gentlemen-your-2007-Miss-Georgia-USA-contestants-Submitter-is -pulling-for-Miss-Metro-Atlanta-simply-out-of-fear

Sadly, most of the picture links are dead.
 
2012-10-02 02:08:51 AM  
www.missarkansas.org

www.liberalbaptistrev.com

/yes, hot--that's the point.
 
2012-10-02 02:40:16 AM  
I did not know human teeth can get to that shade of white.
 
2012-10-02 02:56:21 AM  
www.missarkansas.org

Somebody cleaned up Kerry Katona?

www.johnnyikon.com 

By adding some Denise van Outen?

img.metro.co.uk
 
2012-10-02 03:41:35 AM  

Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?


Her fallopian tubes are easily blocked.
 
2012-10-02 04:24:58 AM  

itsfullofstars: The natural look is so 2011, bring on the clown makeup!

[www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Even the girls in the minor leagues know that.

[ameliaalisoun.files.wordpress.com image 396x511]

sorry, that last image scared the shiat out of me- THOSE are doll eyes.

//worse than the mouth maggots
//brb, sticking a stick blender in my brain
 
2012-10-02 04:40:05 AM  

Blues_X: cannotsuggestaname: wow, so that is how Adobe stays in business...

ahem... (sfw)


That's some creepy shiat...
 
2012-10-02 07:58:21 AM  

MaxAwesome: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

No contest.


Agreed. Just don't ask her any geography questions.
 
2012-10-02 08:10:46 AM  

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: A lot of them look like they're on the wrong side of the hot vs crazy line.


The "Mendoza diagonal"?
 
2012-10-02 08:12:07 AM  

Gawdzila: itsfullofstars: Even the girls in the minor leagues know that.

ameliaalisoun.files.wordpress.com

[images.paraorkut.com image 475x356]

Seriously. What the f*ck is that?


HideMonkey: Um, I don't get it. Care to explain?

From the "Black Hole Sun" music video:
[marcodipasquale.files.wordpress.com image 298x225][img.mediaspanonline.com image 300x225]

Scariest music video ever made.


Ah, thanks. Never had seen the vid.
 
2012-10-02 09:23:28 AM  
Thanks for a good laugh Fark.... Nothing better than a bunch of guys that would beg for and brag about getting some off of any of these girls bashing them due to never having a chance in hell....
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-02 09:43:53 AM  

Zukipilot: Thanks for a good laugh Fark.... Nothing better than a bunch of guys that would beg for and brag about getting some off of any of these girls bashing them due to never having a chance in hell....


I would post a pic of me and the fiance to prove you wrong, but you bastages would likely make cardboard cutouts of her to fap to.

/still, nuthin but love for my FARK homies
 
2012-10-02 09:46:55 AM  
A lot of uncanny valley in the link.
 
2012-10-02 10:25:20 AM  
It seems we forgot Miss Who Farted!, i'll start with A11

/A1 is my spare guess
 
2012-10-02 11:43:50 AM  
Is waiting for you to go to sleep so she can swallow your soul 

www.missarkansas.org
 
2012-10-02 01:06:13 PM  

DarwiOdrade: [www.thebrokeassbride.com image 400x300]
You've got it set on "whore"!


nice play
 
2012-10-02 01:42:29 PM  

gja: Zukipilot: Thanks for a good laugh Fark.... Nothing better than a bunch of guys that would beg for and brag about getting some off of any of these girls bashing them due to never having a chance in hell....

I would post a pic of me and the fiance to prove you wrong, but you bastages would likely make cardboard cutouts of her to fap to.

/still, nuthin but love for my FARK homies


You are probably correct sir... Good call on the no pic posting....
 
2012-10-02 02:22:11 PM  
didn't cledus snow and the bandit have issues taking things east of Arkansas already?
 
2012-10-02 02:23:09 PM  

Zukipilot: Thanks for a good laugh Fark.... Nothing better than a bunch of guys that would beg for and brag about getting some off of any of these girls bashing them due to never having a chance in hell....


Hey, not saying i wouldn't give em the ol' "in-out-in-out" if given the opportunikity, but i sure as hell wouldn't be giving my real name. or phone number. or email. They could try finding me with a DNA search, but i ain't in any registries/databases...
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-02 04:37:35 PM  

Technoir: Zukipilot: Thanks for a good laugh Fark.... Nothing better than a bunch of guys that would beg for and brag about getting some off of any of these girls bashing them due to never having a chance in hell....

Hey, not saying i wouldn't give em the ol' "in-out-in-out" if given the opportunikity, but i sure as hell wouldn't be giving my real name. or phone number. or email. They could try finding me with a DNA search, but i ain't in any registries/databases...


There's no guarantee they are all psycho-chics with derpy amounts of clincgy-ness. You might find out some are up for a nice NSA bed-thrash.

/but watch out for boiling-rabbits-in-pots
 
2012-10-03 07:17:45 PM  

Spartacus Outlaw: Indubitably: theorellior: Indubitably: theorellior: clivecusslerfan: In second grade, on his birthday, the single black kid in school was dragged to every class (40 classrooms plus the office) to have people sing "Happy Birthday" to him.

That's just freaking weird.

And inverse-racism.

More like people protesting too much.

Newsflash: you live in a democracy, supposedly, and in a democracy, people can protest until you bust a nut, fascist.

Read that twice, real slow, and real nice...

;)

Well, you are a bit of an ass, aren't you?


Mutually Assured Ass Destruction is more like it? ;)

I'm MAAD that Americans can't protest w/o being peppered and sequestered, you?
 
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