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(Some Guy)   This year's Miss Arkansas contestants. So, who wins the trophy for applying the makeup with a caulking gun, and who gets the ever-favorite "Who farted?" award? Bonus WTF: Painting E.T.?   (missarkansas.org) divider line 270
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2012-10-02 02:08:51 AM  
www.missarkansas.org

www.liberalbaptistrev.com

/yes, hot--that's the point.
 
2012-10-02 02:40:16 AM  
I did not know human teeth can get to that shade of white.
 
2012-10-02 02:56:21 AM  
www.missarkansas.org

Somebody cleaned up Kerry Katona?

www.johnnyikon.com 

By adding some Denise van Outen?

img.metro.co.uk
 
2012-10-02 03:41:35 AM  

Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?


Her fallopian tubes are easily blocked.
 
2012-10-02 04:24:58 AM  

itsfullofstars: The natural look is so 2011, bring on the clown makeup!

[www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Even the girls in the minor leagues know that.

[ameliaalisoun.files.wordpress.com image 396x511]

sorry, that last image scared the shiat out of me- THOSE are doll eyes.

//worse than the mouth maggots
//brb, sticking a stick blender in my brain
 
2012-10-02 04:40:05 AM  

Blues_X: cannotsuggestaname: wow, so that is how Adobe stays in business...

ahem... (sfw)


That's some creepy shiat...
 
2012-10-02 07:58:21 AM  

MaxAwesome: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

No contest.


Agreed. Just don't ask her any geography questions.
 
2012-10-02 08:10:46 AM  

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: A lot of them look like they're on the wrong side of the hot vs crazy line.


The "Mendoza diagonal"?
 
2012-10-02 08:12:07 AM  

Gawdzila: itsfullofstars: Even the girls in the minor leagues know that.

ameliaalisoun.files.wordpress.com

[images.paraorkut.com image 475x356]

Seriously. What the f*ck is that?


HideMonkey: Um, I don't get it. Care to explain?

From the "Black Hole Sun" music video:
[marcodipasquale.files.wordpress.com image 298x225][img.mediaspanonline.com image 300x225]

Scariest music video ever made.


Ah, thanks. Never had seen the vid.
 
2012-10-02 09:23:28 AM  
Thanks for a good laugh Fark.... Nothing better than a bunch of guys that would beg for and brag about getting some off of any of these girls bashing them due to never having a chance in hell....
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-02 09:43:53 AM  

Zukipilot: Thanks for a good laugh Fark.... Nothing better than a bunch of guys that would beg for and brag about getting some off of any of these girls bashing them due to never having a chance in hell....


I would post a pic of me and the fiance to prove you wrong, but you bastages would likely make cardboard cutouts of her to fap to.

/still, nuthin but love for my FARK homies
 
2012-10-02 09:46:55 AM  
A lot of uncanny valley in the link.
 
2012-10-02 10:25:20 AM  
It seems we forgot Miss Who Farted!, i'll start with A11

/A1 is my spare guess
 
2012-10-02 11:43:50 AM  
Is waiting for you to go to sleep so she can swallow your soul 

www.missarkansas.org
 
2012-10-02 01:06:13 PM  

DarwiOdrade: [www.thebrokeassbride.com image 400x300]
You've got it set on "whore"!


nice play
 
2012-10-02 01:42:29 PM  

gja: Zukipilot: Thanks for a good laugh Fark.... Nothing better than a bunch of guys that would beg for and brag about getting some off of any of these girls bashing them due to never having a chance in hell....

I would post a pic of me and the fiance to prove you wrong, but you bastages would likely make cardboard cutouts of her to fap to.

/still, nuthin but love for my FARK homies


You are probably correct sir... Good call on the no pic posting....
 
2012-10-02 02:22:11 PM  
didn't cledus snow and the bandit have issues taking things east of Arkansas already?
 
2012-10-02 02:23:09 PM  

Zukipilot: Thanks for a good laugh Fark.... Nothing better than a bunch of guys that would beg for and brag about getting some off of any of these girls bashing them due to never having a chance in hell....


Hey, not saying i wouldn't give em the ol' "in-out-in-out" if given the opportunikity, but i sure as hell wouldn't be giving my real name. or phone number. or email. They could try finding me with a DNA search, but i ain't in any registries/databases...
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-02 04:37:35 PM  

Technoir: Zukipilot: Thanks for a good laugh Fark.... Nothing better than a bunch of guys that would beg for and brag about getting some off of any of these girls bashing them due to never having a chance in hell....

Hey, not saying i wouldn't give em the ol' "in-out-in-out" if given the opportunikity, but i sure as hell wouldn't be giving my real name. or phone number. or email. They could try finding me with a DNA search, but i ain't in any registries/databases...


There's no guarantee they are all psycho-chics with derpy amounts of clincgy-ness. You might find out some are up for a nice NSA bed-thrash.

/but watch out for boiling-rabbits-in-pots
 
2012-10-03 07:17:45 PM  

Spartacus Outlaw: Indubitably: theorellior: Indubitably: theorellior: clivecusslerfan: In second grade, on his birthday, the single black kid in school was dragged to every class (40 classrooms plus the office) to have people sing "Happy Birthday" to him.

That's just freaking weird.

And inverse-racism.

More like people protesting too much.

Newsflash: you live in a democracy, supposedly, and in a democracy, people can protest until you bust a nut, fascist.

Read that twice, real slow, and real nice...

;)

Well, you are a bit of an ass, aren't you?


Mutually Assured Ass Destruction is more like it? ;)

I'm MAAD that Americans can't protest w/o being peppered and sequestered, you?
 
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