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(Some Guy)   This year's Miss Arkansas contestants. So, who wins the trophy for applying the makeup with a caulking gun, and who gets the ever-favorite "Who farted?" award? Bonus WTF: Painting E.T.?   (missarkansas.org) divider line 270
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2012-10-01 10:49:12 PM
LOL...reminds me of that stupid commercial.... WE ALL BUNDLE

www.missarkansas.org
 
2012-10-01 10:51:59 PM
www.missarkansas.org

malialitman.files.wordpress.com

Related?
 
2012-10-01 10:53:07 PM

Tommy Moo: Tyrone Slothrop: Not too bad:
[www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Literally the only one I found attractive. Too bad these beauty contests will never let a gal with short hair get in. Has anyone ever made the Miss America pageant with short hair?


Yes. Miss America 2000 Heather French had short hair.
 
2012-10-01 10:59:34 PM

L.D. Ablo: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

[malialitman.files.wordpress.com image 460x307]

Related?


*caw*
 
2012-10-01 11:01:10 PM

Indubitably: theorellior: Indubitably: theorellior: clivecusslerfan: In second grade, on his birthday, the single black kid in school was dragged to every class (40 classrooms plus the office) to have people sing "Happy Birthday" to him.

That's just freaking weird.

And inverse-racism.

More like people protesting too much.

Newsflash: you live in a democracy, supposedly, and in a democracy, people can protest until you bust a nut, fascist.

Read that twice, real slow, and real nice...

;)


Um, we live in a *republic* with a system of election based on the democratic system.
 
2012-10-01 11:02:06 PM

L.D. Ablo: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

[malialitman.files.wordpress.com image 460x307]

Related?


Thank you, I thought Fark was slipping.
 
2012-10-01 11:04:43 PM

mesmer242: Pribar: Damn I bet they have to rent out construction equipment to remove that makeup..

/or do they just leave it on and pave over each time like Arkansas DOT does the roads

That's a lie. Everybody knows the roads haven't been paved in Arkansas since 1975.


True, unless you count that thick oil they spray down that helps the rocks stick to your car instead of the road.
 
2012-10-01 11:06:43 PM

clivecusslerfan: Indubitably: theorellior: Indubitably: theorellior: clivecusslerfan: In second grade, on his birthday, the single black kid in school was dragged to every class (40 classrooms plus the office) to have people sing "Happy Birthday" to him.

That's just freaking weird.

And inverse-racism.

More like people protesting too much.

Newsflash: you live in a democracy, supposedly, and in a democracy, people can protest until you bust a nut, fascist.

Read that twice, real slow, and real nice...

;)

Um, we live in a *republic* with a system of election based on the democratic system.


Yeah, and?
 
2012-10-01 11:07:18 PM
www.missarkansas.orgfbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net
 
2012-10-01 11:09:30 PM
209 comments and not one mention of the "Flute Solo" talent.

Fark, i am disappoint.
 
2012-10-01 11:11:46 PM
Thigh gap and cameltoe as far as the eye can see.
 
2012-10-01 11:13:17 PM

ktybear: They all look to be over 30, some closer to 40

/gross!


No, they don't, and me being closer to 50 than 40 I say "OH HELLS YEAH I WOULD HIT THAT SO HARD but it's never gonna happen because I have gray hair and am farking invisible to them."

/I may be old but I can see "I ain't gonna put up with that one's shiat" 10 miles away
//With a telescope and reading glasses, that is
 
2012-10-01 11:13:35 PM

Indubitably: clivecusslerfan: Indubitably: theorellior: Indubitably: theorellior: clivecusslerfan: In second grade, on his birthday, the single black kid in school was dragged to every class (40 classrooms plus the office) to have people sing "Happy Birthday" to him.

That's just freaking weird.

And inverse-racism.

More like people protesting too much.

Newsflash: you live in a democracy, supposedly, and in a democracy, people can protest until you bust a nut, fascist.

Read that twice, real slow, and real nice...

;)

Um, we live in a *republic* with a system of election based on the democratic system.

Yeah, and?


I have it on good authority that at least 3 of these watery tarts are distributing scimitars.
So... uh.. watch out and stuff.
 
2012-10-01 11:14:44 PM

corteran: 209 comments and not one mention of the "Flute Solo" talent.

Fark, i am disappoint.


Yeah, but you know we all thought it.
 
2012-10-01 11:22:21 PM

lizardbrain: LeGnome: I love how there are exactly one black, one Hispanic, and one Asian.

What - No Jews?


Crypto-Jews. They're the blonde ones.
 
2012-10-01 11:25:12 PM

Sticky Hands: Indubitably: clivecusslerfan: Indubitably: theorellior: Indubitably: theorellior: clivecusslerfan: In second grade, on his birthday, the single black kid in school was dragged to every class (40 classrooms plus the office) to have people sing "Happy Birthday" to him.

That's just freaking weird.

And inverse-racism.

More like people protesting too much.

Newsflash: you live in a democracy, supposedly, and in a democracy, people can protest until you bust a nut, fascist.

Read that twice, real slow, and real nice...

;)

Um, we live in a *republic* with a system of election based on the democratic system.

Yeah, and?

I have it on good authority that at least 3 of these watery tarts are distributing scimitars.
So... uh.. watch out and stuff.


"...distributing scimitars?"

Please describe further, metaphor-maker.

Lay-peeps asleep.

;)
 
2012-10-01 11:29:27 PM
Miss South Central Arkansas
A15 Jillian Bridges
Age - 21
Hometown: Magnolia
Talent: Vocal "If I Were a Boy"
Platform: Internet Safety - Being Safe in Cyberspace
Website:


OK, where are her nude pics?
 
2012-10-01 11:31:11 PM

LeGnome: lizardbrain: LeGnome: I love how there are exactly one black, one Hispanic, and one Asian.

What - No Jews?

Crypto-Jews. They're the blonde ones.


Ah. That explains the noses.
 
2012-10-01 11:32:06 PM
And the winners are: Link

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-01 11:33:24 PM
i45.tinypic.com

I'm pretty sure I've seen her down at the pool hall most nights, chain-smoking and knocking back boilermakers.
 
2012-10-01 11:33:42 PM
www.baseball-statistics.com

Miss Three Rivers
C37 Courtney Welsh
Age - 18
Hometown: Jonesboro
Talent: Vocal
Platform: Prescription Drugs: Not for recreational Use
Website:
 
2012-10-01 11:34:28 PM

Indubitably: theorellior: Indubitably: theorellior: clivecusslerfan: In second grade, on his birthday, the single black kid in school was dragged to every class (40 classrooms plus the office) to have people sing "Happy Birthday" to him.

That's just freaking weird.

And inverse-racism.

More like people protesting too much.

Newsflash: you live in a democracy, supposedly, and in a democracy, people can protest until you bust a nut, fascist.

Read that twice, real slow, and real nice...

;)


Well, you are a bit of an ass, aren't you?
 
2012-10-01 11:34:29 PM
You'd never know just from looking at them that they're all related.
 
2012-10-01 11:35:31 PM

KidneyStone: No, they don't


yeah, yeah they do. Now this is what a young woman looks like.

wallpapers99.com
 
2012-10-01 11:35:40 PM
;)
 
2012-10-01 11:38:09 PM
and this, much much better than anything on that site!

resources1.news.com.au
 
2012-10-01 11:39:06 PM
What a bunch of Fox-News-lookin' slores.
 
2012-10-01 11:40:17 PM
It's not fair that there aren't Mr "StateNameHere" pageants to give equal opportunities in objectifying people begging to be objectified.
 
2012-10-01 11:45:13 PM
B22 and C36 aren't too shabby at all...
 
2012-10-01 11:45:48 PM

gja: [www.missarkansas.org image 202x300]

Talents include eating entire meals through a picket fence.


my wife is now swearing at me because she's trying to work on her laptop.
 
2012-10-01 11:45:53 PM
www.missarkansas.org

Daughter of
cdn2.blogs.babble.com
 
2012-10-01 11:50:36 PM

Indubitably: Sticky Hands: Indubitably: clivecusslerfan: Indubitably: theorellior: Indubitably: theorellior: clivecusslerfan: In second grade, on his birthday, the single black kid in school was dragged to every class (40 classrooms plus the office) to have people sing "Happy Birthday" to him.

That's just freaking weird.

And inverse-racism.

More like people protesting too much.

Newsflash: you live in a democracy, supposedly, and in a democracy, people can protest until you bust a nut, fascist.

Read that twice, real slow, and real nice...

;)

Um, we live in a *republic* with a system of election based on the democratic system.

Yeah, and?

I have it on good authority that at least 3 of these watery tarts are distributing scimitars.
So... uh.. watch out and stuff.

"...distributing scimitars?"

Please describe further, metaphor-maker.

Lay-peeps asleep.

;)


I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

and here we have three handing out edged weapons to possible loonies.
how will we ever keep a respectable government in such a situation?


// I don't so much make metaphors as borrow them permanently.
 
2012-10-01 11:53:42 PM
www.missarkansas.org

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-01 11:55:28 PM
Call the photographer and get your money back. He done you wrong.
 
2012-10-02 12:04:27 AM
If that's the best your genetics can come up it it's no wonder ya'll lost the war
 
2012-10-02 12:06:05 AM

sage37: And the winners are: Link

[i.imgur.com image 200x300]

[i.imgur.com image 200x300]

[i.imgur.com image 200x300]

[i.imgur.com image 204x300]

[i.imgur.com image 199x300]


Ok, I'm confused. Why is this being linked to if the pageant was over two months ago? And did Miss America change the year-numbering system again? They used to number for the year ahead I think. So the pageant would be in 2012 for the 2013 Miss America pageant. So under that system I thought the 2012 winner I found was from last year, but clearly not.
 
2012-10-02 12:06:49 AM

Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?


I'm not even from the South and I know what that is. That dance is even lamer than Irish step dancing.
 
2012-10-02 12:11:04 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

I CARVED MY NAME INTO YOUR SKULL WHILE YOU SLEPT. NOW YOU HAVE TO LOVE ME FOREVER!


I'll pass. I've got a standing rule of not sticking my dick in crazy...
 
2012-10-02 12:11:32 AM

bmihura: Now if we all posted our own pics here, real time....

Then the caulking guns don't look so bad. Yes, I'm talking to you fellow fat-ass Farker!


while you have a point (and if you wear a hat, no one will notice...) there is a difference between a candid photo of someone lurking an online site in their leisure time and a gaggle of girls who believe themselves to be so physically superior to others that they hold themselves up for judgement and go out of their way to do so. they are mentally lacking and i pity every one of them.
 
2012-10-02 12:19:47 AM

frunjer: When I lived in Arkansas 20 yrs ago the girls were prettier. Now they are all Kardashian wannabes or trying out for The Weather Channel or Fox News. Conway, Arkansas had the best looking ones by the way. My ex wife was from Conway. She looked and farked like Amber Lynn but was bat shiat crazy.


Hell yeah, I grew up in Conway. All of Faulkner County was known to breed crazy, but Conway girls were almost worth the trouble.
 
2012-10-02 12:41:45 AM

swaniefrmreddeer: [www.missarkansas.org image 201x300] 
[imgs.mi9.com image 422x317]


I'd vote for her on account that she is the only one that does not look photoshopped to the point of being very very creepy.
 
2012-10-02 12:43:39 AM

ktybear: and this, much much better than anything on that site!

[resources1.news.com.au image 350x400]


ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE
 
2012-10-02 12:47:40 AM

WordsnCollision: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 184x272]


We used to call Mr Vaughn "Flounder Face." No matter what angle they shoot him from, you can see both his eyes...
 
2012-10-02 12:52:20 AM

itsfullofstars: Her platform, is encouraging people to drink water.  Seriously.


I'd macerate it...
 
2012-10-02 12:53:32 AM
You'll never get past her mother.

She has been caulk blocking every hillbilly in the county since Kylie-Dymind-Khrystl was 11 so forget it.

Unless you're...

A Fox news producer

Daddy owns a local Ford dealership you're going to inherit someday

Bill Clinton

/Even then you may have to fark the 300 LB. mom first
//Watch an episode of 'toddlers and tiaras' to see what I mean
 
2012-10-02 12:55:34 AM

AnthraxRipple: swaniefrmreddeer: [www.missarkansas.org image 201x300] 
[imgs.mi9.com image 422x317]

I thought she was the cutest. But then I've always gone for the girls who look pretty without makeup.


I would rephrase that. I've always gone for the girls who are pretty without makeup, rather than the ones who merely look pretty with makeup.
 
2012-10-02 12:57:15 AM

Trance354: YoungSwedishBlonde: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Whoa, put her back in, she's not done yet

ya know, I usually prefer the ladies of color(brown, black, yellow, red, etc./whatever); at the moment I'm dating a woman who is half Native American, half Mexican. I have to draw the line at this one; she's just not my type. My nose is a honker, but she's got me beat by a mile. And it dominates her face. Completely.


She looks like she does the Hump. The Humpty Hump.

/ah, come on now
// the humpty dance, is your chance to do the hump!
 
2012-10-02 01:30:12 AM

itsfullofstars: The natural look is so 2011, bring on the clown makeup!

Even the girls in the minor leagues know that.

[ameliaalisoun.files.wordpress.com image 396x511]


Make it stop staring at me.
 
2012-10-02 01:31:54 AM

swaniefrmreddeer: [www.missarkansas.org image 201x300] 
[imgs.mi9.com image 422x317]


IMO, she's the best looking girl on the whole page.

She's not super amazing hot, but she's not bad, and she's not made up like a clown.
 
2012-10-02 01:47:00 AM
Meh, this thread doesn't deliver like the legendary one:

Ladies-gentlemen-your-2007-Miss-Georgia-USA-contestants-Submitter-is -pulling-for-Miss-Metro-Atlanta-simply-out-of-fear

Sadly, most of the picture links are dead.
 
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