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(Some Guy)   This year's Miss Arkansas contestants. So, who wins the trophy for applying the makeup with a caulking gun, and who gets the ever-favorite "Who farted?" award? Bonus WTF: Painting E.T.?   (missarkansas.org) divider line 270
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2012-10-01 10:06:03 PM  

Gawdzila: itsfullofstars: Even the girls in the minor leagues know that.

ameliaalisoun.files.wordpress.com

[images.paraorkut.com image 475x356]

Seriously. What the f*ck is that?


HideMonkey: Um, I don't get it. Care to explain?

From the "Black Hole Sun" music video:
[marcodipasquale.files.wordpress.com image 298x225][img.mediaspanonline.com image 300x225]

Scariest music video ever made.


Oh my god, love the song, have never seen the video..........insert whathasbeenseencannotbeunseen.jpg

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your bed for eternity
 
2012-10-01 10:06:17 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Not too bad:
[www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]


Literally the only one I found attractive. Too bad these beauty contests will never let a gal with short hair get in. Has anyone ever made the Miss America pageant with short hair?
 
2012-10-01 10:09:02 PM  
The best part about the websites is that you can see they actually travel around quite a bit to collect tiaras from all over the place. Kathryn Holcomb has these Honors to her name:

- Miss Arkansas River 2012
-Interview and Talent Award
-Miss Lake Dardanelle 2011
-Interview and Physical Fitness Award
-Miss Western Arkansas 2010
-Interview Award
-Miss Sebastian County 2008
-Interview Award
-Miss Crawford County 2007
-Interview and Community Service Award
-Miss Mountainburg 2006
-Interview Award
-National Dean's List
- 2010 UA Fort Smith Graduate
-A.A.S Dental Hygiene
-Capital One Bowl Pre-Game Performer

Quite a résumé at age 23. Although she'd probably look to be getting a ring on it, spinster status is only a few birthdays away.
 
2012-10-01 10:10:05 PM  

Tommy Moo: Tyrone Slothrop: Not too bad:
[www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Literally the only one I found attractive. Too bad these beauty contests will never let a gal with short hair get in. Has anyone ever made the Miss America pageant with short hair?


www.designsngold.com

Google is your friend.
 
2012-10-01 10:10:28 PM  

Mugato: Single Female Lawyer, this fall on Fox.

[www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]


There's a whole lot of Herpes goin' on.
 
2012-10-01 10:10:46 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

From the TSG Mug Shot Roundup
i.cdn.turner.com

Supposedly the same girl
 
2012-10-01 10:11:07 PM  

YoungSwedishBlonde: Whoa, put her back in, she's not done yet


Snert
 
2012-10-01 10:11:11 PM  

rcf1105: At first glance I couldn't tell if she had a nose.


It's a young Ann Coulter before the operation.
 
2012-10-01 10:12:16 PM  

trekkiecougar: Oh my god, love the song, have never seen the video..........insert whathasbeenseencannotbeunseen.jpg


You think that's bad, the video itself is even worse. Half the creepiness is watching their faces go from normal to nightmarishly contorted.


trekkiecougar: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your bed for eternity


You're welcome ;)
 
2012-10-01 10:14:10 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

I just want to say that being chosen this month's Miss August
Is, like, a compliment that I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA,
But, my goal is to become a veterinarian 'cause I love children!
 
2012-10-01 10:14:11 PM  
This explains a lot about Bill Clinton.
 
2012-10-01 10:14:50 PM  

cannotsuggestaname: Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?

the toilet?


Three years and counting, she's the undefeated champion in the Harrison County Regional Chili Sh*t-Off.
 
2012-10-01 10:15:09 PM  

SusQRiverRat: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

From the TSG Mug Shot Roundup
[i.cdn.turner.com image 700x525]

Supposedly the same girl


Isn't that Odo from DS9?
 
2012-10-01 10:15:39 PM  

SusQRiverRat: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

From the TSG Mug Shot Roundup
[i.cdn.turner.com image 700x525]

Supposedly the same girl


Huh... if it is, honestly, I kinda think she's cuter in her booking photo.
She's pretty, and doesn't need to obscure her face with tons of makeup and airbrushing. Usually I can see through the makeup but they seriously erased almost every contour on her face in that competition photo.
 
2012-10-01 10:15:41 PM  
Obviously most of them mistakenly entered "Years you've been competing in pageants" where it asked for "Age" on the application.
 
2012-10-01 10:16:13 PM  

ultraholland: gja: Please, PLEASE tell me the second is not a real live person.

if it makes you feel any better, she's dead inside.


i830.photobucket.com

Indeed.
 
2012-10-01 10:16:39 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

Wonder who this one's daddy bribed....


"Platform: Gun Safety"

That weren't no bribe...
 
2012-10-01 10:16:57 PM  

DeltaPunch: cannotsuggestaname: Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?

the toilet?

Three years and counting, she's the undefeated champion in the Harrison County Regional Chili Sh*t-Off.


Subtext, no?
 
2012-10-01 10:18:12 PM  

grinding_journalist: ultraholland: gja: Please, PLEASE tell me the second is not a real live person.

if it makes you feel any better, she's dead inside.

[i830.photobucket.com image 391x508]

Indeed.


Construction is as construction does, mans...
 
2012-10-01 10:19:54 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Cymbal: Is it me or do some southern girls just look like poor white trash? It's hard to pinpoint an exact facial feature though. Maybe the underbite. Or eyes too big/too close together. It's like it's different for each one yet many have the PWT look. I think that may be the most intriguing thing about these girls.

Don't get my wrong, I'm not saying they should refrain from sitting on my face. Just saying, ya know, if you are gonna go slumming, might as well be with one of the prettiest of the slack-jawed troglodytes.

If you can figure out what the "poor white trash" look consists of, go for it. We all know it when we see it, but I've never yet met anyone who could codify it for the rest of us.


It's that virginia hillbilly weak chin thin lip look, to me.
 
2012-10-01 10:22:02 PM  
When I lived in Arkansas 20 yrs ago the girls were prettier. Now they are all Kardashian wannabes or trying out for The Weather Channel or Fox News. Conway, Arkansas had the best looking ones by the way. My ex wife was from Conway. She looked and farked like Amber Lynn but was bat shiat crazy.
 
2012-10-01 10:22:37 PM  
Jixa - a compliment that I'll remember for as long as I can.

That there's some funnay
 
2012-10-01 10:23:00 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-01 10:23:10 PM  
C39. Looks surprisingly attractive. I spent the first third of my life in Cabot and hated every minute of it. Backwards, white-trash town where most people carried their Klan cards with them all the time. If anything happened, the Filipinos up the street got the blame. Even when they were out of town.

NCSB: In second grade, on his birthday, the single black kid in school was dragged to every class (40 classrooms plus the office) to have people sing "Happy Birthday" to him. He hated it and didn't want to do it, but pretty much felt forced to because he was afraid of getting into trouble. They wanted to take him to the other 2 schools in the district but the superintendent stepped in citing, not racial issues, but liability issues.

I hated that town. Still hate driving through there. But, I do to see old friends (the Filipinos) on the way to or from seeing my grandparents.
 
2012-10-01 10:23:32 PM  
CLAIRE HODGSON WHAT ARE YOU DOING? You are so better than them in every way! Come back to the harem!
 
2012-10-01 10:27:18 PM  

clivecusslerfan: In second grade, on his birthday, the single black kid in school was dragged to every class (40 classrooms plus the office) to have people sing "Happy Birthday" to him.


That's just freaking weird.
 
2012-10-01 10:28:14 PM  

theorellior: clivecusslerfan: In second grade, on his birthday, the single black kid in school was dragged to every class (40 classrooms plus the office) to have people sing "Happy Birthday" to him.

That's just freaking weird.


And inverse-racism.
 
2012-10-01 10:30:07 PM  
Real Dolls reunion party?
 
2012-10-01 10:31:38 PM  

Indubitably: DeltaPunch: cannotsuggestaname: Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?

the toilet?

Three years and counting, she's the undefeated champion in the Harrison County Regional Chili Sh*t-Off.

Subtext, no?


How do you mean?
 
2012-10-01 10:32:33 PM  

Indubitably: theorellior: clivecusslerfan: In second grade, on his birthday, the single black kid in school was dragged to every class (40 classrooms plus the office) to have people sing "Happy Birthday" to him.

That's just freaking weird.

And inverse-racism.


More like people protesting too much.
 
2012-10-01 10:32:38 PM  
I love how there are exactly one black, one Hispanic, and one Asian.
 
2012-10-01 10:32:38 PM  

Blues_X: [www.missarkansas.org image 201x300]

I like this girl, just b/c of the "to hell with makeup and to hell with photo retouching" attitude.


Yeah, she's the one. They should melt the others down to make a better batch next time.
 
2012-10-01 10:33:14 PM  

kokomo61:
content9.flixster.com
[content9.flixster.com image 200x300]


Gods, the things I wanted to do to Sharon Mitchell...

/It's SFW 
//The link, not what I wanted to do
 
2012-10-01 10:33:31 PM  

Indubitably: Look at Mormon women, man.

Seriously.

Look them up.


Just looked up the Miss Utah contestants for 2012... holy crap.. I'm going to take up stalking...

Thanks for the suggestion!
 
2012-10-01 10:34:19 PM  
grinding_journalist: Indeed.

karisable.com

LOL, n00b
 
2012-10-01 10:35:19 PM  
Chelsy Jones
Miss (Look What Crawled Out Of) Lake Dardanelle
Age - 20
Hometown: Plummerville
Talent: Unhinging Jaw and Swallowing a Judlge Whole
Platform: Operation GIVE BACK - America's Duty
Website:

www.missarkansas.org
 
2012-10-01 10:39:21 PM  

viciousbackyardkiller: Hey, my 30 year daughter lives in Arkansas, so lay off. There's some purty ones here, just go to the U of A and check out what's outside of the sorority houses on a Saturday afternoon.


Son and his family live in Fayetteville, too. At one time right next to the university. I've visited often, have seen those same young women. I have, however, reached a vastly different opinion, dear sir.

/visited numerous campii
//not ted bundy's reincarnate
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-01 10:39:28 PM  
Almost ALL these ::ahem:: "contestants"....give me a feeling I need to check my stove.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com 

/scared me shiatless when it hit the theaters, and still does today
 
2012-10-01 10:41:19 PM  

theorellior: Indubitably: theorellior: clivecusslerfan: In second grade, on his birthday, the single black kid in school was dragged to every class (40 classrooms plus the office) to have people sing "Happy Birthday" to him.

That's just freaking weird.

And inverse-racism.

More like people protesting too much.


Newsflash: you live in a democracy, supposedly, and in a democracy, people can protest until you bust a nut, fascist.

Read that twice, real slow, and real nice...

;)
 
2012-10-01 10:42:38 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

I'd Mark her Twain, ifyaknowwhatImean.

...Yeah, but can she clog?!?!?
 
2012-10-01 10:43:19 PM  

UncleStumpy: YoungSwedishBlonde: Whoa, put her back in, she's not done yet

Snert


"Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it."

"You must have been something before electricity. Want to make fourteen dollars the hard way?"
 
2012-10-01 10:43:55 PM  

itsfullofstars: Tommy Moo: Tyrone Slothrop: Not too bad:
[www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Literally the only one I found attractive. Too bad these beauty contests will never let a gal with short hair get in. Has anyone ever made the Miss America pageant with short hair?

[www.designsngold.com image 600x730]

Google is your friend.


.....only that says "Mrs. America", not "Miss America." There's a difference.
 
2012-10-01 10:44:03 PM  

ultraholland:
www.missarkansas.org

she's great on SVU


All the PS work done here, and this girl can't even get her dirty-sanchez shadow removed
 
2012-10-01 10:44:03 PM  

cannotsuggestaname: Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?

the toilet?


In my drunken stupor that was farking funny!
 
2012-10-01 10:44:23 PM  
I'm gonna guess that "Age" is actually code for "Number of hard years on the Miss Arkansas circuit."
 
2012-10-01 10:44:29 PM  

LeGnome: I love how there are exactly one black, one Hispanic, and one Asian.


What - No Jews?
 
2012-10-01 10:45:06 PM  

lizardbrain: ...Yeah, but can she clog?!?!?


I bet she BEEFS.
 
2012-10-01 10:47:43 PM  

Pribar: Damn I bet they have to rent out construction equipment to remove that makeup..

/or do they just leave it on and pave over each time like Arkansas DOT does the roads


That's a lie. Everybody knows the roads haven't been paved in Arkansas since 1975.

Oh, and C43 (Morgan Holt) is going to win. It took me about two minutes of googling to figure out that's a given.
 
2012-10-01 10:48:29 PM  
Finally, an association between traditional Appalachian dance and indoor plumbing.
 
2012-10-01 10:48:51 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

Lauren "Smiley Eyes" Howell
 
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