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(Some Guy)   This year's Miss Arkansas contestants. So, who wins the trophy for applying the makeup with a caulking gun, and who gets the ever-favorite "Who farted?" award? Bonus WTF: Painting E.T.?   (missarkansas.org) divider line 270
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2012-10-01 09:28:48 PM  

itsfullofstars: Here's her platform, in science fair form:

rebeccawheeley.weebly.com

Her platform, is encouraging people to drink water. Seriously.


She misspelled meat there!

/ No, I'm not twelve years old, why do you ask?
 
2012-10-01 09:29:23 PM  
This is exactly why I won't have sex with anyone who appears to be under the age of seventy.

exick: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]
Miss Madison County
C42 Kayla Williams
------ > Age - 18 < ------
lolwut?


I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt and say she appears to be 35. That would mean that when she was born her apparent age was 17, OR that when she turns 25 she'll appear to be 48.6 years old. It depends on whether her gruesome visage is the result of accelerated aging or simple time travel.
 
2012-10-01 09:29:35 PM  

Cyber Dog: My talents include walking on water and rising from the dead.

[i3.kym-cdn.com image 200x200]


You wanna know how I know you work for the NSA?

I didn't think so.

;)
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-01 09:29:56 PM  
www.missarkansas.org
WARNING:VAMPIRE

www.missarkansas.org
STEPFORD WIFE

i45.tinypic.com
USES 50s magazines as a fashion guide
 
2012-10-01 09:30:35 PM  
Romney voters.
 
2012-10-01 09:31:00 PM  
The natural look is so 2011, bring on the clown makeup!

www.missarkansas.org

Even the girls in the minor leagues know that.

ameliaalisoun.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-01 09:31:58 PM  
Gimme A4 her face is cute and it looks like she has a sizeable rack. Fark the blondes, they look like clones.
 
2012-10-01 09:32:07 PM  
Is it me or do some southern girls just look like poor white trash? It's hard to pinpoint an exact facial feature though. Maybe the underbite. Or eyes too big/too close together. It's like it's different for each one yet many have the PWT look. I think that may be the most intriguing thing about these girls.

Don't get my wrong, I'm not saying they should refrain from sitting on my face. Just saying, ya know, if you are gonna go slumming, might as well be with one of the prettiest of the slack-jawed troglodytes.
 
2012-10-01 09:32:23 PM  

exick: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]
Miss Madison County
C42 Kayla Williams
------ > Age - 18 < ------
lolwut?


www.missarkansas.org

Ditto
 
2012-10-01 09:32:47 PM  
A15 - winner.
 
2012-10-01 09:33:12 PM  

DarwiOdrade: [www.thebrokeassbride.com image 400x300]
You've got it set on "whore"!


This is the reference I came for.
 
2012-10-01 09:33:15 PM  
Look at Mormon women, man.

Seriously.

Look them up.
 
2012-10-01 09:33:52 PM  
www.missarkansas.org content9.flixster.com
 
2012-10-01 09:33:53 PM  
www.missarkansas.orglh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-10-01 09:34:33 PM  
Every one of those look a heck of a lot older than their listed age.
 
2012-10-01 09:34:45 PM  

dryknife: theurge14:

Where's that smile? Why aren't you smiling? What's wrong with you?

Is that you, John L. Smith?


Funny...
Is that Alabama .. I think you are confused.
/ Madison county representing
//you should have seen the other contestants at the county fair.
 
2012-10-01 09:34:51 PM  
FTFA:

Miss North West Arkansas
A3 Sarah Gafvert
Age - 21
Hometown: Wichita, KS
Talent: Vocal "Let Me Be Your Star"
Platform: Health & Wellness for Prevention of Breast Cancer


extreme Northwest Arkansas - so northwest she's from another state!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-01 09:35:09 PM  

itsfullofstars: The natural look is so 2011, bring on the clown makeup!

[www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Even the girls in the minor leagues know that.

[ameliaalisoun.files.wordpress.com image 396x511]


HOLY SHEE-IT!
Please, PLEASE tell me the second is not a real live person.
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-01 09:35:16 PM  

Cymbal: Is it me or do some southern girls just look like poor white trash? It's hard to pinpoint an exact facial feature though. Maybe the underbite. Or eyes too big/too close together. It's like it's different for each one yet many have the PWT look. I think that may be the most intriguing thing about these girls.

Don't get my wrong, I'm not saying they should refrain from sitting on my face. Just saying, ya know, if you are gonna go slumming, might as well be with one of the prettiest of the slack-jawed troglodytes.


If you can figure out what the "poor white trash" look consists of, go for it. We all know it when we see it, but I've never yet met anyone who could codify it for the rest of us.
 
2012-10-01 09:36:45 PM  

theurge14: [i.imgur.com image 200x300]

Where's that smile? Why aren't you smiling? What's wrong with you?

[i.imgur.com image 286x1073]

GOD DAMMIT


wow, that was an awesome flashback
 
2012-10-01 09:38:45 PM  

jaytkay: GAT_00: Mock if you want, but she seems like a whole lot of fun.

Blues_X: I like this girl, just b/c of the "to hell with makeup and to hell with photo retouching" attitude.

Cyclometh: A12 is the only one that looks like a human being.

A Fark consensus is forming.

Is there online voting?


I dunno...'Norma - Miss Batesville' makes me think her mummy is rockin' upstairs.
 
2012-10-01 09:39:27 PM  

ultraholland: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I keep hearing "Black Hole Sun" playing in the background.

Thank you. This has been playing in my head since I clicked the link.


Um, I don't get it. Care to explain?
 
2012-10-01 09:40:40 PM  

dudemanbro: [i45.tinypic.com image 200x301]

Wonder who this one's daddy bribed....


She's 19?!?
 
2012-10-01 09:42:24 PM  
gja: Please, PLEASE tell me the second is not a real live person.

if it makes you feel any better, she's dead inside.
 
2012-10-01 09:43:02 PM  

Gyrfalcon:
If you can figure out what the "poor white trash" look consists of, go for it. We all know it when we see it, but I've never yet met anyone who could codify it for the rest of us.


I hear it involves meth.
 
2012-10-01 09:43:30 PM  
Add me to the A12 list.

The rest are in line to be Newt Gingrich's next wife.
 
2012-10-01 09:43:44 PM  
Single Female Lawyer, this fall on Fox.

www.missarkansas.org
 
2012-10-01 09:45:08 PM  
Now if we all posted our own pics here, real time....

Then the caulking guns don't look so bad. Yes, I'm talking to you fellow fat-ass Farker!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-01 09:45:23 PM  

ultraholland: gja: Please, PLEASE tell me the second is not a real live person.

if it makes you feel any better, she's dead inside.


I just locked my doors and closed my blinds and am typing this from my panic room (ok, behind my bar, actually).
If that isn't a "children of the corn" look I don't know what is.
 
2012-10-01 09:45:56 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

Yikes... that is a rough 20 years old. She's Lohan-ing herself.
 
2012-10-01 09:46:28 PM  

bmihura: Now if we all posted our own pics here, real time....

Then the caulking guns don't look so bad. Yes, I'm talking to you fellow fat-ass Farker!


Yeah, I can't believe we haven't heard from studman69 in all this.
 
2012-10-01 09:46:44 PM  

C18H27NO3: Every one of those look a heck of a lot older than their listed age.


Excessive tanning and makeup use play hell with guessing ages.
 
2012-10-01 09:47:11 PM  

Blues_X: I like this girl, just b/c of the "to hell with makeup and to hell with photo retouching" attitude.


Agree.. basement farkers are too harsh. I'd have a beer with this one and not worry over the out come. Too much..
 
2012-10-01 09:49:49 PM  
They ain't no Paula Dean, y'all.
 
2012-10-01 09:54:05 PM  

itsfullofstars: Even the girls in the minor leagues know that.

ameliaalisoun.files.wordpress.com


images.paraorkut.com

Seriously. What the f*ck is that?


HideMonkey: Um, I don't get it. Care to explain?


From the "Black Hole Sun" music video:
marcodipasquale.files.wordpress.comimg.mediaspanonline.com

Scariest music video ever made.
 
2012-10-01 09:54:17 PM  

iron_city_ap: They ain't no Paula Dean, y'all.


Give them a ring and a year.. Goes for any female. With or with out butter?
\extra butter if you have life insurance
 
2012-10-01 09:54:32 PM  

Blues_X: [www.missarkansas.org image 201x300]

I like this girl, just b/c of the "to hell with makeup and to hell with photo retouching" attitude.


Preach it. The only normal looking one of the bunch.
 
2012-10-01 09:55:43 PM  
This one is really, really pretty...
www.missarkansas.org
... but in a completely fake and unappealing way.

Another vote for A12... is there a voting gizmo we can overwhelm?

The rest look like soccer-mom wannabees still looking for Mr.-Won't-Require-a-Prenup.
 
2012-10-01 09:55:56 PM  
Hey, this ties in with the mugshot thread.
 
2012-10-01 09:56:51 PM  
Voting is for pussies; mate. ;)
 
2012-10-01 09:57:43 PM  
Considering the conservative (and perhaps even backwards) reputation of Arkansas, it's encouraging to see they're fighting those stereotypes by including a few minorities and even some biological males in the group!
 
2012-10-01 09:57:57 PM  
Mr. McGuire: I just want to say one word to you. Just one word.
Benjamin: Yes, sir.
Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?
Benjamin: Yes, I am.
Mr. McGuire: Plastics.
Benjamin: Exactly how do you mean?
 
2012-10-01 09:59:28 PM  
Sorry, B24 Brooke Ault stands out in that crowd like a shining beacon of cool beauty in a sea of urf.

Where did some of those ladies get their pictures taken? Jesus, if you use more than a 60 watt bulb in an aluminum clip light from Home Depot you might not even have to use Photoshop.
 
2012-10-01 09:59:47 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

I CARVED MY NAME INTO YOUR SKULL WHILE YOU SLEPT. NOW YOU HAVE TO LOVE ME FOREVER!


yeah, that one scared the piss outta me too...
 
2012-10-01 09:59:54 PM  

Indubitably: Voting is for pussies; mate. ;)


P.S. Register yourselves now, and vote. Your country needs you, either way. Show the power of America, please: vote. Thank you.
 
2012-10-01 10:01:42 PM  

Lord Jubjub: Mr. McGuire: I just want to say one word to you. Just one word.
Benjamin: Yes, sir.
Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?
Benjamin: Yes, I am.
Mr. McGuire: Plastics.
Benjamin: Exactly how do you mean?


Meant.
 
2012-10-01 10:01:53 PM  
The seem a little aged but you have to understand that they have been wearing that level of makeup since their Toddlers & Tiaras days. That takes a toll on the skin.
 
2012-10-01 10:01:56 PM  

gja: [www.missarkansas.org image 202x300]

Talents include eating entire meals through a picket fence.


DAMMIT. you owe me a new monitor, cuz i am not cleaning beer off this one.
 
2012-10-01 10:05:54 PM  

itsfullofstars: This one, has a website. She used weebly to create it. My kid used weebly for school projects, in 3rd grade.


And she's on the cutting edge of this crowd, as far as web presence goes.

Her platform, is encouraging people to drink water. Seriously.

Ms. A4's platform is "Building Healthy Bodies, One Smile At A Time". Brush your teeth, people!
 
2012-10-01 10:05:58 PM  

Blues_X: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Let's put a smiiiiile on that face!


this one actually made me flinch when I saw it.
Most of them have very big teeth.
Miss sweetheart of Arkansas might actually have something going for her, except for the fact that she's in this pageant.
 
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