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(Some Guy)   This year's Miss Arkansas contestants. So, who wins the trophy for applying the makeup with a caulking gun, and who gets the ever-favorite "Who farted?" award? Bonus WTF: Painting E.T.?   (missarkansas.org) divider line 270
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2012-10-01 09:06:35 PM

MaxAwesome: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

No contest.


Too much gumb.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-01 09:06:54 PM
www.missarkansas.org

Talents include eating entire meals through a picket fence.
 
2012-10-01 09:07:34 PM

Indubitably: MaxAwesome: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

No contest.

Too much gumb.


"Gumb?"

I love it.

It's yours too.

Run with gumb.

;)
 
2012-10-01 09:08:24 PM
I call shenanigans. There aren't that many pretty girls in Arkansas.
 
2012-10-01 09:08:40 PM

gja: [www.missarkansas.org image 202x300]

Talents include eating entire meals through a picket fence.


TEEFS.
She's got 'em.
 
2012-10-01 09:08:52 PM

gja: [www.missarkansas.org image 202x300]

Talents include eating entire meals through a picket fence.


"Pa, where is the gumb-mule today? My corn is poned..."
 
2012-10-01 09:09:28 PM

vudukungfu: gja: [www.missarkansas.org image 202x300]

Talents include eating entire meals through a picket fence.

TEEFS.
She's got 'em.


Teef out.
 
2012-10-01 09:10:11 PM

dofus: I call shenanigans. There aren't that many pretty girls in Arkansas.


There ain't no nice car in Ar-Kansawz, neither, But we gots airbrushes, and dem cars be lookin sweet.
 
2012-10-01 09:10:16 PM
Not too bad:
www.missarkansas.org
 
2012-10-01 09:10:35 PM
Hey, my 30 year daughter lives in Arkansas, so lay off. There's some purty ones here, just go to the U of A and check out what's outside of the sorority houses on a Saturday afternoon.

/Live in Arkansas also.
//Too much hair bleach being used by the college girls though
///They look like clones when lined up together
 
2012-10-01 09:11:00 PM
Lots o' wide, empty spaces in those T-zones ri'chair!
 
2012-10-01 09:11:12 PM

rickycal78: Dear god the amount of makeup, airbrushing and shoop in those pictures is enough to make a Playboy photo editor take notice.


i130.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 09:11:32 PM

vernonFL: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Sharks got black eyes, like a doll's eyes.


When she bites in and takes half your assets, doesn't even seem to be livin'!
 
2012-10-01 09:11:45 PM

Blues_X: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Let's put a smiiiiile on that face!


She's definitely using Joker Brand Products, not Brand X (OH NO!!)
 
2012-10-01 09:11:50 PM
i.imgur.com

Where's that smile? Why aren't you smiling? What's wrong with you?

i.imgur.com

GOD DAMMIT
 
2012-10-01 09:12:15 PM

dofus: I call shenanigans. There aren't that many pretty girls in Arkansas.




If you can read this report to the optometrist asap your eyes are going if ya thought they were cute...
 
2012-10-01 09:12:33 PM
A lot of them look like they're on the wrong side of the hot vs crazy line.
 
2012-10-01 09:12:38 PM
Where are the Asians?

i566.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 09:13:59 PM

Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?


I'd clean her pipes, if you know what I mean
 
2012-10-01 09:14:50 PM
B24 got a good photo on this set, kind of an Elizabeth Taylor look. I wonder what she looks like elsewhere.

Okay, that's maybe the only good pic she's ever had.

Next up C37 has a passing resemblance to Courtney Thorne-Smith, nice.

Just can't tell: no two look like the same person.

That's all the time I have for this game.
 
2012-10-01 09:15:07 PM

cannotsuggestaname: Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?

the toilet?


Jeez, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thanks for that.
 
2012-10-01 09:15:21 PM

Blues_X: cannotsuggestaname: wow, so that is how Adobe stays in business...

ahem... (sfw)


Well, now I'll never sleep again.
 
2012-10-01 09:15:30 PM
www.missarkansas.org

Want. Want a lot. It kills me that I am almost 100% positive that this gorgeous young lady either has the world's most annoying voice, or simply never stops talking. Maybe even both. Still, I'd probably pour molten lead into my ear canals if I thought I had a shot.
 
2012-10-01 09:15:38 PM

swaniefrmreddeer: [www.missarkansas.org image 201x300] 
[imgs.mi9.com image 422x317]


I thought she was the cutest. But then I've always gone for the girls who look pretty without makeup.
 
2012-10-01 09:15:39 PM

Blues_X: [www.missarkansas.org image 201x300]

I like this girl, just b/c of the "to hell with makeup and to hell with photo retouching" attitude.


She looks like a LOT of fun.

//unlike many of the rest
 
2012-10-01 09:16:42 PM

GAT_00: Mock if you want, but she seems like a whole lot of fun.


Blues_X: I like this girl, just b/c of the "to hell with makeup and to hell with photo retouching" attitude.


Cyclometh: A12 is the only one that looks like a human being.


A Fark consensus is forming.

Is there online voting?
 
2012-10-01 09:17:37 PM
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I keep hearing "Black Hole Sun" playing in the background.

Thank you. This has been playing in my head since I clicked the link.
 
2012-10-01 09:18:14 PM
jaytkay: A Fark consensus is forming.

Aye.
 
2012-10-01 09:19:01 PM

exick: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]
Miss Madison County
C42 Kayla Williams
------ > Age - 18 < ------
lolwut?


Damn, that's a hard 18
 
2012-10-01 09:19:30 PM
This is exactly why I won't have sex with anyone who appears to be under the age of seventy.
 
2012-10-01 09:19:42 PM
It's been said already but deserves a graphic representation
www.missarkansas.org
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-01 09:20:06 PM

YoungSwedishBlonde: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Whoa, put her back in, she's not done yet


ya know, I usually prefer the ladies of color(brown, black, yellow, red, etc./whatever); at the moment I'm dating a woman who is half Native American, half Mexican. I have to draw the line at this one; she's just not my type. My nose is a honker, but she's got me beat by a mile. And it dominates her face. Completely.

/token does not mean she will win
//usually the opposite
///she's cute in a "friend" way, not in an, "I'd like to take you home and introduce you to the parents" way.
////would not kick her out of bed, no, but I'd feel dirty for robbing the cradle afterwards.
 
2012-10-01 09:20:06 PM
Fine breeding stock there.

(Which is what all of those contest are for.)
 
2012-10-01 09:20:49 PM
Some of them are not as bad looking as I thought. Still, there is a lot of airbrushing going on there.
 
2012-10-01 09:21:30 PM

theurge14:

Where's that smile? Why aren't you smiling? What's wrong with you?


Is that you, John L. Smith?
 
2012-10-01 09:21:31 PM
not air brushed, this is their father.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a3/Lordvoldemort.jpg / 300px-Lordvoldemort.jpg
 
2012-10-01 09:22:07 PM
Everything I came here to say has been said.

So I'll just say thanks for the clogging joke-- I'm doing a little clogging of my own right now, so I'm getting a kick...

/and a plunger.
 
2012-10-01 09:22:26 PM
I wonder how many of them think that relaxing involves kicking back and gnawing on a phone book.
 
2012-10-01 09:22:39 PM
www.missarkansas.org

This one, has a website. She used weebly to create it. My kid used weebly for school projects, in 3rd grade.

Here's her platform, in science fair form:

rebeccawheeley.weebly.com

Her platform, is encouraging people to drink water.  Seriously.
 
2012-10-01 09:22:53 PM
A15 and B29. In case you were wondering.

You weren't, I know.
 
2012-10-01 09:23:25 PM
So which one is the who farted y'all girl
 
2012-10-01 09:23:38 PM

AnthraxRipple: swaniefrmreddeer: [www.missarkansas.org image 201x300] 
[imgs.mi9.com image 422x317]

I thought she was the cutest. But then I've always gone for the girls who look pretty without makeup.


Gawdammit. Closest I've ever come to a simulpost. One farking second....
 
2012-10-01 09:23:50 PM
www.missarkansas.org

She should be Miss Ohio

farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-01 09:24:06 PM

Gimli_Gloin: Fine breeding stock there.

(Which is what all of those contest are for.)


*s*
 
2012-10-01 09:25:07 PM
You know a beauty pageant is in trouble when even the black girls look white.
 
2012-10-01 09:25:22 PM

ultraholland: jaytkay: A Fark consensus is forming.

Aye.


Miss ArkanSASSY!
 
2012-10-01 09:26:33 PM
www.missarkansas.org

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-01 09:26:44 PM
Hilarious to see a semi-positive link about my home state, especially considering I went to school with half of these people at one point.

/not even kidding
 
2012-10-01 09:27:54 PM
My talents include walking on water and rising from the dead.

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-01 09:28:36 PM
B28. The one with the moustache. My home town.
 
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