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(Some Guy)   This year's Miss Arkansas contestants. So, who wins the trophy for applying the makeup with a caulking gun, and who gets the ever-favorite "Who farted?" award? Bonus WTF: Painting E.T.?   (missarkansas.org) divider line 270
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2012-10-01 04:32:30 PM  
Painted E.T.?

www.missarkansas.org
 
2012-10-01 04:39:47 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

I CARVED MY NAME INTO YOUR SKULL WHILE YOU SLEPT. NOW YOU HAVE TO LOVE ME FOREVER!
 
2012-10-01 04:49:02 PM  
www.missarkansas.org 
imgs.mi9.com
 
2012-10-01 04:50:18 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

I'd Mark her Twain, ifyaknowwhatImean.
 
2012-10-01 04:54:15 PM  
Nice to see that they have one token in the batch.
 
2012-10-01 04:54:52 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

Let's put a smiiiiile on that face!
 
2012-10-01 04:57:10 PM  
Some of those girls are so airbrushed that their noses seem to have disappeared.

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2012-10-01 04:57:21 PM  

dj_bigbird: Nice to see that they have one token in the batch.


They have two.

They're diverse.
 
2012-10-01 04:58:38 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

I like this girl, just b/c of the "to hell with makeup and to hell with photo retouching" attitude.
 
2012-10-01 05:03:49 PM  
www.missarkansas.org
Miss Madison County
C42 Kayla Williams
------ > Age - 18 < ------
lolwut?
 
2012-10-01 05:15:51 PM  
s16.postimage.org

I bet she's dating a guy who was home-schooled.
 
2012-10-01 05:21:29 PM  
wow, so that is how Adobe stays in business...
 
2012-10-01 05:22:31 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: [www.missarkansas.org image 201x300] 
[imgs.mi9.com image 422x317]


Mock if you want, but she seems like a whole lot of fun.

I'll take her or her:

www.missarkansas.org 

Also, the majority of that lineup is full of crazy eyes.
 
2012-10-01 05:23:38 PM  

cannotsuggestaname: wow, so that is how Adobe stays in business...


ahem... (sfw)
 
2012-10-01 05:24:54 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

It's like OAG without the cute and double the scary.
 
2012-10-01 05:30:03 PM  
These girls all look like insufferable, neurotic b*tches.
 
2012-10-01 05:56:44 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

Sharks got black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
 
2012-10-01 06:03:49 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

Crazy, and even comes with her own stripper name Miss Diamond Lakes.
 
2012-10-01 06:04:38 PM  
Talent: Clogging

What?
 
2012-10-01 06:06:02 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

This has been airbrushed more than a Playboy centerfold.
 
2012-10-01 06:21:38 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

Whoa, put her back in, she's not done yet
 
2012-10-01 06:23:43 PM  

Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?


the toilet?
 
2012-10-01 06:47:12 PM  
i45.tinypic.com

Wonder who this one's daddy bribed....
 
2012-10-01 07:23:35 PM  
img809.imageshack.us
 
At first glance I couldn't tell if she had a nose.
 
2012-10-01 07:43:47 PM  
www.thebrokeassbride.com
You've got it set on "whore"!
 
2012-10-01 08:55:14 PM  
They all look to be over 30, some closer to 40

/gross!
 
2012-10-01 08:55:27 PM  
What the holy farking hell now? several are clearly men, some are actually deformed, and a couple dont appear to exist outside an inept photoshopper's nightmares.
 
2012-10-01 08:55:30 PM  

Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?


Every time she takes a dump, you gotta break out the plunger.
 
2012-10-01 08:55:50 PM  
I would have sex with all these white women.
 
2012-10-01 08:57:24 PM  
Dear god the amount of makeup, airbrushing and shoop in those pictures is enough to make a Playboy photo editor take notice.
 
2012-10-01 08:58:30 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

she's great on SVU
 
2012-10-01 08:59:13 PM  
Ah-ha! I think I finally understand Bill Clinton's choice of women.
 
2012-10-01 08:59:15 PM  
All my travels of this here untied states has revealed that Arkansas has the least number of pretty people. There are some but not a lot but the state has some beautiful natural scenery...especially the ozarks.
 
2012-10-01 09:00:57 PM  
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loved her in The Naked Gun
 
2012-10-01 09:01:48 PM  
This is what we've become as a civilization, people.

Actually, judging from the styles and topics, this is what we became as a civilization 25 years ago or more and these vapid smilebags won't let it go.
 
2012-10-01 09:01:55 PM  
I keep hearing "Black Hole Sun" playing in the background.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-01 09:02:07 PM  

Cybernetic: Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?

Every time she takes a dump, you gotta break out the plunger.


LOL You gave me the best frikkin laugh I had today. Thank you.
 
2012-10-01 09:02:20 PM  

dudemanbro: [i45.tinypic.com image 200x301]

Wonder who this one's daddy bribed....



I came to ask for the consensus on her age. That woman could easily be 42.


Beyond her, there's at least four of them I'd let fark me.

That includes A4, A12, B29, B30
 
2012-10-01 09:02:38 PM  
Plucky-plucky, Sharpie, bunny boilers.
"Hay, Y'all. I'm a fixin' ta read y'alls EEe-Males"

/They probably drop biscuit crumbs in bed.
//and by "biscuit crumbs," ah means dingle burries.
///None of them wipe front to back, I guruntee.
 
2012-10-01 09:02:40 PM  
A12 is the only one that looks like a human being.

Pretty cute, actually. The others look like they were stamped out on a factory assembly line out of despair and daddy issues.
 
2012-10-01 09:02:53 PM  
That kind of Photoshopping ought to be a crime. Holy banana buckets. Some of those women look like mannequins that have had their faces buffed with a chamois.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-10-01 09:04:04 PM  

exick: www.missarkansas.org
Miss Madison County
C42 Kayla Williams
------ > Age - 18 < ------
lolwut?


Apparently in dog years.
 
2012-10-01 09:04:44 PM  

exick: [www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]
Miss Madison County
C42 Kayla Williams
------ > Age - 18 < ------
lolwut?


Meth is a hell of a drug...
 
2012-10-01 09:04:51 PM  
All the blonde women immediately qualify for an on air job with Fox News.
 
2012-10-01 09:04:54 PM  
Damn I bet they have to rent out construction equipment to remove that makeup..



/or do they just leave it on and pave over each time like Arkansas DOT does the roads
 
2012-10-01 09:05:17 PM  
"I r "r" kansas."
 
2012-10-01 09:05:30 PM  
Holy shiat, I can hardly tell what most of these women look like under all that makeup and airbrushing. I suspect several of them are actually rather unattractive, but it's hard to tell because most of them just look like off-white ovoids.


Blues_X: [www.missarkansas.org image 201x300]

I like this girl, just b/c of the "to hell with makeup and to hell with photo retouching" attitude.


I have to agree, honestly.
 
2012-10-01 09:06:01 PM  
www.missarkansas.org

No contest.
 
2012-10-01 09:06:20 PM  
Cybernetic


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2012-10-01 08:55:30 PM

Gwendolyn: Talent: Clogging

What?

Every time she takes a dump, you gotta break out the plunger.


And in her heels she can land a standing upper-decker.
 
2012-10-01 09:06:21 PM  
SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP.

What the hell, did they hire people from Iraq government to do the photoshop for these things?! Ye gods, half of them don't even look human.
 
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