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(Philly.com)   Dealer busted with "Lebron James" heroin. Rumor is that it doesn't get you high for nine years, and you have to combine it with two other superdrugs to get any kind of a buzz   (philly.com) divider line 18
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2012-10-01 07:21:54 PM  
You had 9 years to rag on LeBron, subby, but after the year he just had (ring, MVP, finals MVP, gold medal) you might want to freshen up your material. How about tackling the deal with airline peanuts next.
 
2012-10-01 07:23:13 PM  

4NSpy: You had 9 years to rag on LeBron, subby, but after the year he just had (ring, MVP, finals MVP, gold medal) you might want to freshen up your material. How about tackling the deal with airline peanuts next.

 
2012-10-01 07:23:26 PM  
THAT is a headline!!!!!
 
2012-10-01 07:23:59 PM  
media.giantbomb.com

derp
 
2012-10-01 07:25:41 PM  
it doesn't get you high for nine years, and you have to combine it with two other superdrugs to get any kind of a buzz


4NSpy: You had 9 years to rag on LeBron, subby, but after the year he just had (ring, MVP, finals MVP, gold medal) you might want to freshen up your material. How about tackling the deal with airline peanuts next.


Lt. Cheese Weasel: 4NSpy: You had 9 years to rag on LeBron, subby, but after the year he just had (ring, MVP, finals MVP, gold medal) you might want to freshen up your material. How about tackling the deal with airline peanuts next.



we need 50ccs of "That's the Joke", STAT!
 
2012-10-01 07:51:54 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 4NSpy: You had 9 years to rag on LeBron, subby, but after the year he just had (ring, MVP, finals MVP, gold medal) you might want to freshen up your material. How about tackling the deal with airline peanuts next.


Actually, he wasn't rag-worthy until he went to Miami. Thats 2 years.
 
2012-10-01 08:16:15 PM  
I used to work on the LES of Manhattan, and I must say while heroin junkies that hang out in subway stations will never be catching air and slamming the ball into the rim mid-nod, they NEVER fall over.  Some of these farkers were at impossible angles, we're talking like 20 degrees. 
 
They're like opiated Weebles stuck in midfall.
 
2012-10-01 09:01:34 PM  
How much does it cost? Three quarters an ounce.
 
2012-10-01 09:18:33 PM  
That was hilarious, subby!

I had some Michael Phelps weed last weekend, but I can't seem to come up with a joke about it. Any help, farkers?
 
2012-10-01 09:41:12 PM  
The first 2 times you take it, you choke.
 
2012-10-01 09:55:51 PM  

Raging Whore Moans: That was hilarious, subby!

I had some Michael Phelps weed last weekend, but I can't seem to come up with a joke about it. Any help, farkers?


I'm guessing it would have something to do with Subway, or the fact you allegedly smoked weed named after Michael Phelps.
 
2012-10-01 11:21:28 PM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-02 06:56:31 AM  

hundreddollarman: How much does it cost? Three quarters an ounce.


Daaaammnnnn. . .
 
2012-10-02 09:10:24 AM  
So let me see here:

Your parallels: 9 years (oh, because clearly every rookie comes into the league and wins a championship in their first year with a godawful team).

Combine with two other superdrugs (stars): Whew, good thing no other championship teams had three or several-time All-Stars...oh wait, virtually every single one has? Oh, good. I was afraid your joke was stupid. BTW, both of those other "superstars" hadn't won a playoff series since 2006 (where Wade won thanks to having angry, something-to-prove Shaq.)

Any kind of a buzz: Damn, man, you could at least say "a buzz" or "the best high you could conceivably have," given that it's a championship. Not just a championship, but MVP, championship, Finals MVP, and gold medal. That would pretty much be the most badass buzz ever.
 
2012-10-02 09:32:14 AM  

IAmRight: So let me see here:


He mad.
 
2012-10-02 09:38:36 AM  
That headline was like one of the few times in his career that Dane Cook said something funny. I laughed, but I felt bad about it afterward.

///Like sex with subby's mom*...Boom!

///For the record, I did not have sex with subby's mom, as far as I know...
 
2012-10-02 01:49:36 PM  
ts2.mm.bing.net

Holla!
 
2012-10-02 09:04:51 PM  
Well the buzz does die fast in the fourth quarter pretty quickly and you stand around the perimeter not wanting another shot.
/Not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six.
//Blow me you have 1 two years later.
 
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