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(The Smoking Gun)   TSG must have had to wait until the weekend to get some of this week's subjects: creeps, cuties, facial tats, fat lips, sharpie eyebrows, sandman and possibly Jesus   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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2012-10-01 02:21:06 PM  
23 votes:
i780.photobucket.comView Full Size
2012-10-01 04:31:25 PM  
20 votes:
soonerpsycho.comView Full Size
2012-10-01 04:03:10 PM  
9 votes:
i.imgur.comView Full Size
2012-10-01 03:44:34 PM  
9 votes:
i.cdn.turner.comView Full Size


Welcome to Bed, Bath, and Beyond. How may I help you?
2012-10-01 03:32:28 PM  
9 votes:

i.cdn.turner.comView Full Size


I FARKING LOVE COCAINE!

2012-10-01 09:34:18 PM  
8 votes:
s12.postimage.orgView Full Size
2012-10-01 03:17:20 PM  
8 votes:
i.cdn.turner.comView Full Size

Has anybody told this guy he's the victim of an upper decker yet?
2012-10-01 03:44:42 PM  
7 votes:

cretinbob: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x437]
worst.combover.evar


x-entertainment.comView Full Size
2012-10-01 04:32:49 PM  
6 votes:
i.cdn.turner.comView Full Size


His daughter?

jamesbond-shop.comView Full Size
2012-10-01 03:19:20 PM  
6 votes:
i.cdn.turner.comView Full Size


That's what happens when you order a cut-rate do-it-yourself karyotype kit.

jax.orgView Full Size
2012-10-01 03:08:55 PM  
6 votes:

Ctrl-Alt-Del: What about the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, and dickheads?


They think you're a righteous dude.
2012-10-01 02:40:19 PM  
6 votes:
i.cdn.turner.comView Full Size


"These red brass knuckles seem a little harsh in retrospect. I wonder what I can do to lighten the mood of my chest a bit?"
2012-10-01 06:24:11 PM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.comView Full Size
2012-10-01 03:28:34 PM  
5 votes:

dahmers love zombie: There was one bit of 'shopping I really wanted to do to this pic, but it's just too non-PC. I imagine someone will get around to it in this thread.


Here you go. (Low hanging fruit)

i1197.photobucket.comView Full Size

2012-10-01 03:26:33 PM  
5 votes:

deffuse: WTF is Clogging


That's when you take a really messy dump and then fill the toilet with paper as you try to get clean. It is a diminishing art form.
2012-10-01 06:45:54 PM  
4 votes:
i45.tinypic.comView Full Size
2012-10-01 03:24:43 PM  
4 votes:

dahmers love zombie: There was one bit of 'shopping I really wanted to do to this pic, but it's just too non-PC. I imagine someone will get around to it in this thread.
[i.imgur.com image 700x524]


I looked at this one and reflexively went and had a seat over there.
[i.imgur.com image 550x688]


media1.break.comView Full Size
2012-10-01 03:20:24 PM  
4 votes:
Either this guy has two right hands:

i.cdn.turner.comView Full Size


Or someone is photobombing his mugshot.
2012-10-01 03:03:18 PM  
4 votes:
What about the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, and dickheads?
2012-10-01 02:06:56 PM  
4 votes:
i.cdn.turner.comView Full Size

worst.combover.evar
2012-10-01 06:51:08 PM  
3 votes:
Commodore Decker has looked better:

n2wzb.netView Full Size


/I guess being dead will do that...
2012-10-01 06:17:22 PM  
3 votes:
2012-10-01 04:37:14 PM  
3 votes:
Clogging is what happens when she heels one down the drain.
2012-10-01 03:49:58 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.comView Full Size


I wonder if he's aware that someone pooped on his head?
2012-10-01 03:35:28 PM  
3 votes:
Voted "Most Likely To Receive A Life Sentence" by his senior class:

i.cdn.turner.comView Full Size
2012-10-02 05:01:44 PM  
2 votes:
imageshack.usView Full Size
2012-10-01 06:28:10 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.comView Full Size
thedistractionnetwork.comView Full Size

2 turds with one stone.
2012-10-01 06:25:41 PM  
2 votes:
i.cdn.turner.comView Full Size
thedistractionnetwork.comView Full Size
2012-10-01 04:07:27 PM  
2 votes:
#2
i.cdn.turner.comView Full Size


Looks like Rick from American Chopper...and I want one of those t-shirts.

img.poptower.comView Full Size
2012-10-01 04:02:50 PM  
2 votes:
i.cdn.turner.comView Full Size


"I spent thousands of dollars on tattoos instead of college, and now NO ONE WILL HIRE ME!!!! This is so, SO UNFAIR, man!!!"
2012-10-01 03:59:31 PM  
2 votes:

lordargent: PK Tech Girl?


You have a secret fap shrine for each young female ensign to appear in Voyager don't you.
2012-10-01 03:56:05 PM  
2 votes:
i.cdn.turner.comView Full Size


PK Tech Girl?

lon-cdn220-is-12.se.bpimagedownload.ngcdn.telstra.comView Full Size
2012-10-01 03:52:20 PM  
2 votes:
i.cdn.turner.comView Full Size

I wonder how she lost the other one. It's such useful gear for BURGLARY.
2012-10-01 03:33:55 PM  
2 votes:

crzybtch: GameSprocket: deffuse: WTF is Clogging

That's when you take a really messy dump and then fill the toilet with paper as you try to get clean. It is a diminishing art form.

Time for a "sick" button next to Smart & Funny


Yeah, while I was writing that I felt like a 10 year old. Luckily, I have one chained up in my basement.

/Here all week.
//Try the veal.
2012-10-01 03:25:23 PM  
2 votes:

dahmers love zombie: There was one bit of 'shopping I really wanted to do to this pic, but it's just too non-PC. I imagine someone will get around to it in this thread.
[i.imgur.com image 700x524]


I looked at this one and reflexively went and had a seat over there.
[i.imgur.com image 550x688]


images.sodahead.comView Full Size
2012-10-01 03:13:42 PM  
2 votes:
#11 intrigues me to the point of an erection.
2012-10-01 03:09:53 PM  
2 votes:

cretinbob: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x437]
worst.combover.evar


shiatlocks
2012-10-01 02:37:07 PM  
2 votes:
There was one bit of 'shopping I really wanted to do to this pic, but it's just too non-PC. I imagine someone will get around to it in this thread.
i.imgur.comView Full Size



I looked at this one and reflexively went and had a seat over there.
i.imgur.comView Full Size
2012-10-02 06:08:26 PM  
1 vote:
imageshack.usView Full Size
2012-10-01 09:19:16 PM  
1 vote:
i.cdn.turner.comView Full Size

Arrested for battery on an officer, burglary.

Looks like she took his donut.
2012-10-01 09:01:56 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.comView Full Size


wow.. I have now seen a hair "do?" that makes me want to vomit. It's like he started to shave it all off on the sides, then decided, No, this looks even cooler than my dreads glued to my scalp, and my activator mullet.

This man obviously has no mother.
2012-10-01 08:29:41 PM  
1 vote:

i.cdn.turner.comView Full Size

Can I go now? I don't want to be late for my modeling job with Albrecht Dürer.

2012-10-01 08:24:35 PM  
1 vote:

i.cdn.turner.comView Full Size

The only thing scarier than a clown in full make-up is a clown in half make-up.

2012-10-01 08:17:01 PM  
1 vote:
I'm not just the President of Monkey Poo Club for Men. I'm a Member.
2012-10-01 08:14:37 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.comView Full Size


Dredover-mullet?
2012-10-01 07:28:44 PM  
1 vote:
For extra fun take some of these pics to http://labs.mppark.jp/hige/ (pops)

i.imgur.comView Full Size


i.imgur.comView Full Size
2012-10-01 07:20:52 PM  
1 vote:
reneau.smugmug.comView Full Size
2012-10-01 06:35:06 PM  
1 vote:

DjangoStonereaver: Can't tell if she:

[i.cdn.turner.com image 550x688]

Looks more like Elisha Cuthbert:

[images.askmen.com image 376x490]

Or Scarlett Johannsen:

[www.scarlettjohansson.org image 500x500]


I was thinking she looked like a blonde Rachel Weisz. Something about the mouth, plus a certain naughty look in her eyes, as if she needs a spanking.
2012-10-01 05:24:54 PM  
1 vote:
Gonna go for the low hanging fruit, here:
i.cdn.turner.comView Full Size


i55.photobucket.comView Full Size
2012-10-01 04:49:31 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, and bathe that dirty little bunny boiler and dress her like an elf and send her to my Orcan Dungeon.
2012-10-01 04:20:22 PM  
1 vote:
i.cdn.turner.comView Full Size

comedycentral.comView Full Size
2012-10-01 04:17:08 PM  
1 vote:
i.cdn.turner.comView Full Size


Lemme guess, his name is Harry.
2012-10-01 04:14:38 PM  
1 vote:
Bring 3, 5. and 11 to my chamber.
2012-10-01 04:07:17 PM  
1 vote:

Spare Me: deffuse: WTF is Clogging


This is clogging.


Must be really annoying living that close to the train tracks - you can see the floor and walls moving, shaking those poor people around.
2012-10-01 04:03:43 PM  
1 vote:
i45.tinypic.comView Full Size


She's innocent I tells ya. She was framed.
2012-10-01 03:55:26 PM  
1 vote:
img513.imageshack.usView Full Size


Miss Western Arkansas
A6 Alexis Farmer
Age - 21
Hometown: Harrison
Talent: Painting "E.T."
Platform: Nursing: The Heartbeat of Healthcare
Website:


I... what?
2012-10-01 03:53:06 PM  
1 vote:
Turd snake
2012-10-01 03:42:56 PM  
1 vote:

MAYORBOB: Voted "Most Likely To Receive A Life Sentence" by his senior class:

[i.cdn.turner.com image 600x455]


I would be interested to know what triggers an individual to wake up one day and think these kinds of tattoos are cool and worthy of putting on one's face. The only thing interesting about this would be if I could have a conversational piece lamp shade made from the skin on his face. I would only take it out once everyone was really farked up and turn it on.
2012-10-01 03:40:54 PM  
1 vote:
Bill Murray as the Sandman.
2012-10-01 03:32:14 PM  
1 vote:

deffuse: Rip Dashrock: dahmers love zombie: I'd like to direct everyone's attention to this page, which as TFA mentioned has #5 dolled up and representing Miss North West Arkansas. But the rest of that page is really worthy of some attention. I don't think I've ever said "Gah!" so many times looking at a page of "beauty" contestants.

I could bondo repair 4 or 5 car fenders with all the face spackle those girls have on.
[www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Miss Spirit of Arkansas
A11 Amber Gross
Age - 23
Hometown: Conway
Talent: Clogging "Move"
Platform: Adopt an Elder

WTF is Clogging


No courtesy flush between the first and second round of a really big crap?
2012-10-01 03:24:04 PM  
1 vote:

AdolfOliverPanties: Either this guy has two right hands:

[i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]

Or someone is photobombing his mugshot.



That, or Reed Richards is really letting himself go.
2012-10-01 03:16:36 PM  
1 vote:

dahmers love zombie: I'd like to direct everyone's attention to this page, which as TFA mentioned has #5 dolled up and representing Miss North West Arkansas. But the rest of that page is really worthy of some attention. I don't think I've ever said "Gah!" so many times looking at a page of "beauty" contestants.


I could bondo repair 4 or 5 car fenders with all the face spackle those girls have on.
2012-10-01 03:01:10 PM  
1 vote:
Have numbers 3, 5, and 11 brought to my bunk immediately......
2012-10-01 02:57:08 PM  
1 vote:
I'd like to direct everyone's attention to this page, which as TFA mentioned has #5 dolled up and representing Miss North West Arkansas. But the rest of that page is really worthy of some attention. I don't think I've ever said "Gah!" so many times looking at a page of "beauty" contestants.
2012-10-01 02:35:17 PM  
1 vote:
Which admin did I annoy this time?
 
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