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(The Smoking Gun)   TSG must have had to wait until the weekend to get some of this week's subjects: creeps, cuties, facial tats, fat lips, sharpie eyebrows, sandman and possibly Jesus   ( divider line
    More: Scary, TSG, mug shots  
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15834 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Oct 2012 at 3:04 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-01 04:31:25 PM  
4 votes:
2012-10-01 06:51:08 PM  
2 votes:
Commodore Decker has looked better:

/I guess being dead will do that...
2012-10-01 04:32:49 PM  
2 votes:

His daughter?
2012-10-01 04:07:27 PM  
2 votes:

Looks like Rick from American Chopper...and I want one of those t-shirts.
2012-10-01 03:19:20 PM  
2 votes:

That's what happens when you order a cut-rate do-it-yourself karyotype kit.
2012-10-02 05:08:41 PM  
1 vote:

Sofa King Smart: Gilligann: [ image 700x437]

I wonder if he's aware that someone pooped on his head?

the look in his eyes says 'yes I know I have a mullet and a dread-over and I'm sooo ashamed'

You see that too?

You know, as a balding-since-highschool man who came to terms with it early(and who looks pretty decent with a shaved head), I actually feel really bad for that guy. Between the haircut and the lost look in his eyes...there is a guy who knows he's never gonna make his life work like he wants it to work. The look of a man who's been fooling himself and knows it.

Let the hair go, brother, shave that noggin, and just try to find some joy in life!
2012-10-02 09:04:43 AM  
1 vote:

Looks like the new lab girl from Dexter season 6:
2012-10-01 08:29:41 PM  
1 vote:
Can I go now? I don't want to be late for my modeling job with Albrecht Dürer.

2012-10-01 06:00:11 PM  
1 vote:

Salmon: This chick has an awesome talent

...and you're almost the first to notice!
2012-10-01 05:26:52 PM  
1 vote:

Sybarite: [ image 550x688]
"These red brass knuckles seem a little harsh in retrospect. I wonder what I can do to lighten the mood of my chest a bit?"

Vickie Vallencourt must have got some new tats while she was in prison... mama said she was the debil.
2012-10-01 04:41:51 PM  
1 vote:
We ain't kin folk
2012-10-01 04:01:01 PM  
1 vote:

MetaCarpal: I'd smoke her (up).

I don't know what it is, but eyebrow rings on girls make me drool. In my eyes it makes an avg girl cute, cute girl hot, and a hot girl...uhmmmm, more hot I guess
2012-10-01 03:56:05 PM  
1 vote:

PK Tech Girl?
2012-10-01 03:53:06 PM  
1 vote:
Turd snake
2012-10-01 03:49:58 PM  
1 vote:

I wonder if he's aware that someone pooped on his head?
2012-10-01 03:44:42 PM  
1 vote:

cretinbob: [ image 700x437]
2012-10-01 03:44:30 PM  
1 vote:

deffuse: WTF is Clogging

This is clogging.
2012-10-01 03:35:28 PM  
1 vote:
Voted "Most Likely To Receive A Life Sentence" by his senior class:
2012-10-01 03:31:00 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-01 03:28:34 PM  
1 vote:

dahmers love zombie: There was one bit of 'shopping I really wanted to do to this pic, but it's just too non-PC. I imagine someone will get around to it in this thread.

Here you go. (Low hanging fruit)

2012-10-01 03:26:33 PM  
1 vote:

deffuse: WTF is Clogging

That's when you take a really messy dump and then fill the toilet with paper as you try to get clean. It is a diminishing art form.
2012-10-01 03:20:24 PM  
1 vote:
Either this guy has two right hands:

Or someone is photobombing his mugshot.
2012-10-01 03:17:20 PM  
1 vote:
Has anybody told this guy he's the victim of an upper decker yet?
2012-10-01 03:16:36 PM  
1 vote:

dahmers love zombie: I'd like to direct everyone's attention to this page, which as TFA mentioned has #5 dolled up and representing Miss North West Arkansas. But the rest of that page is really worthy of some attention. I don't think I've ever said "Gah!" so many times looking at a page of "beauty" contestants.

I could bondo repair 4 or 5 car fenders with all the face spackle those girls have on.
2012-10-01 03:08:55 PM  
1 vote:

Ctrl-Alt-Del: What about the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, and dickheads?

They think you're a righteous dude.
2012-10-01 02:21:06 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-01 02:06:56 PM  
1 vote:
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