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2012-10-01 02:06:56 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
worst.combover.evar
 
2012-10-01 02:21:06 PM  
i780.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 02:35:17 PM  
Which admin did I annoy this time?
 
2012-10-01 02:36:37 PM  
I'll take a #3 please.

/shiatty new format, BTW
 
2012-10-01 02:37:07 PM  
There was one bit of 'shopping I really wanted to do to this pic, but it's just too non-PC. I imagine someone will get around to it in this thread.
i.imgur.com


I looked at this one and reflexively went and had a seat over there.
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-01 02:40:19 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

"These red brass knuckles seem a little harsh in retrospect. I wonder what I can do to lighten the mood of my chest a bit?"
 
2012-10-01 02:57:08 PM  
I'd like to direct everyone's attention to this page, which as TFA mentioned has #5 dolled up and representing Miss North West Arkansas. But the rest of that page is really worthy of some attention. I don't think I've ever said "Gah!" so many times looking at a page of "beauty" contestants.
 
2012-10-01 03:01:10 PM  
Have numbers 3, 5, and 11 brought to my bunk immediately......
 
2012-10-01 03:03:18 PM  
What about the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, and dickheads?
 
2012-10-01 03:08:55 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: What about the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, and dickheads?


They think you're a righteous dude.
 
2012-10-01 03:09:10 PM  

dahmers love zombie: I'd like to direct everyone's attention to this page, which as TFA mentioned has #5 dolled up and representing Miss North West Arkansas. But the rest of that page is really worthy of some attention. I don't think I've ever said "Gah!" so many times looking at a page of "beauty" contestants.


More lube, you won't chafe as much.
 
2012-10-01 03:09:53 PM  

cretinbob: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x437]
worst.combover.evar


shiatlocks
 
2012-10-01 03:13:42 PM  
#11 intrigues me to the point of an erection.
 
2012-10-01 03:14:22 PM  

cretinbob: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x437]
worst.combover.evar


The last time I had to worm my dog, that's what her shiat looked like.
 
2012-10-01 03:16:36 PM  

dahmers love zombie: I'd like to direct everyone's attention to this page, which as TFA mentioned has #5 dolled up and representing Miss North West Arkansas. But the rest of that page is really worthy of some attention. I don't think I've ever said "Gah!" so many times looking at a page of "beauty" contestants.


I could bondo repair 4 or 5 car fenders with all the face spackle those girls have on.
 
2012-10-01 03:17:20 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
Has anybody told this guy he's the victim of an upper decker yet?
 
2012-10-01 03:18:03 PM  
Are those herpes sores?
 
2012-10-01 03:19:20 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

That's what happens when you order a cut-rate do-it-yourself karyotype kit.

www.jax.org
 
2012-10-01 03:19:28 PM  

dahmers love zombie: There was one bit of 'shopping I really wanted to do to this pic, but it's just too non-PC. I imagine someone will get around to it in this thread.
[i.imgur.com image 700x524]

Is that real or is that some sort of "enhancement"?
/or is it an infection of some sort?

 
2012-10-01 03:19:52 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

I'd smoke her (up).
 
2012-10-01 03:20:24 PM  
Either this guy has two right hands:

i.cdn.turner.com

Or someone is photobombing his mugshot.
 
2012-10-01 03:23:20 PM  

Rip Dashrock: dahmers love zombie: I'd like to direct everyone's attention to this page, which as TFA mentioned has #5 dolled up and representing Miss North West Arkansas. But the rest of that page is really worthy of some attention. I don't think I've ever said "Gah!" so many times looking at a page of "beauty" contestants.

I could bondo repair 4 or 5 car fenders with all the face spackle those girls have on.

www.missarkansas.org

Miss Spirit of Arkansas
A11 Amber Gross
Age - 23
Hometown: Conway
Talent: Clogging "Move"
Platform: Adopt an Elder

WTF is Clogging
 
2012-10-01 03:24:04 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Either this guy has two right hands:

[i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]

Or someone is photobombing his mugshot.



That, or Reed Richards is really letting himself go.
 
2012-10-01 03:24:43 PM  

dahmers love zombie: There was one bit of 'shopping I really wanted to do to this pic, but it's just too non-PC. I imagine someone will get around to it in this thread.
[i.imgur.com image 700x524]


I looked at this one and reflexively went and had a seat over there.
[i.imgur.com image 550x688]


media1.break.com
 
2012-10-01 03:25:23 PM  

dahmers love zombie: There was one bit of 'shopping I really wanted to do to this pic, but it's just too non-PC. I imagine someone will get around to it in this thread.
[i.imgur.com image 700x524]


I looked at this one and reflexively went and had a seat over there.
[i.imgur.com image 550x688]


images.sodahead.com
 
2012-10-01 03:26:33 PM  

deffuse: WTF is Clogging


That's when you take a really messy dump and then fill the toilet with paper as you try to get clean. It is a diminishing art form.
 
2012-10-01 03:28:34 PM  

dahmers love zombie: There was one bit of 'shopping I really wanted to do to this pic, but it's just too non-PC. I imagine someone will get around to it in this thread.


Here you go. (Low hanging fruit)
i1197.photobucket.com

 
2012-10-01 03:31:00 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

www.progressivewaves.com
 
2012-10-01 03:31:07 PM  

GameSprocket: deffuse: WTF is Clogging

That's when you take a really messy dump and then fill the toilet with paper as you try to get clean. It is a diminishing art form.


Time for a "sick" button next to Smart & Funny
 
2012-10-01 03:32:14 PM  

deffuse: Rip Dashrock: dahmers love zombie: I'd like to direct everyone's attention to this page, which as TFA mentioned has #5 dolled up and representing Miss North West Arkansas. But the rest of that page is really worthy of some attention. I don't think I've ever said "Gah!" so many times looking at a page of "beauty" contestants.

I could bondo repair 4 or 5 car fenders with all the face spackle those girls have on.
[www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Miss Spirit of Arkansas
A11 Amber Gross
Age - 23
Hometown: Conway
Talent: Clogging "Move"
Platform: Adopt an Elder

WTF is Clogging


No courtesy flush between the first and second round of a really big crap?
 
2012-10-01 03:32:28 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

I FARKING LOVE COCAINE!
 
2012-10-01 03:33:55 PM  

crzybtch: GameSprocket: deffuse: WTF is Clogging

That's when you take a really messy dump and then fill the toilet with paper as you try to get clean. It is a diminishing art form.

Time for a "sick" button next to Smart & Funny


Yeah, while I was writing that I felt like a 10 year old. Luckily, I have one chained up in my basement.

/Here all week.
//Try the veal.
 
2012-10-01 03:35:28 PM  
Voted "Most Likely To Receive A Life Sentence" by his senior class:

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-10-01 03:40:54 PM  
Bill Murray as the Sandman.
 
2012-10-01 03:41:29 PM  

jmadisonbiii:


New keyboard, etc
 
2012-10-01 03:42:56 PM  

MAYORBOB: Voted "Most Likely To Receive A Life Sentence" by his senior class:

[i.cdn.turner.com image 600x455]


I would be interested to know what triggers an individual to wake up one day and think these kinds of tattoos are cool and worthy of putting on one's face. The only thing interesting about this would be if I could have a conversational piece lamp shade made from the skin on his face. I would only take it out once everyone was really farked up and turn it on.
 
2012-10-01 03:43:13 PM  

deffuse: Talent: Clogging "Move"
Platform: Adopt an Elder

WTF is Clogging


Two taps on each shoe.

/We have a teacher in our office
 
2012-10-01 03:43:50 PM  

cretinbob: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x437]
worst.combover.evar


WTH shiat on his head???????
 
2012-10-01 03:44:30 PM  

deffuse: WTF is Clogging



This is clogging.
 
2012-10-01 03:44:34 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Welcome to Bed, Bath, and Beyond. How may I help you?
 
2012-10-01 03:44:42 PM  

cretinbob: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x437]
worst.combover.evar


www.x-entertainment.com
 
2012-10-01 03:46:10 PM  

Spare Me: deffuse: WTF is Clogging


This is clogging.


Ah... the old "Jed Clampett" jig.
 
2012-10-01 03:49:58 PM  
i.imgur.com

I wonder if he's aware that someone pooped on his head?
 
2012-10-01 03:52:20 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
I wonder how she lost the other one. It's such useful gear for BURGLARY.
 
2012-10-01 03:53:06 PM  
Turd snake
 
2012-10-01 03:54:31 PM  

dahmers love zombie: I'd like to direct everyone's attention to this page, which as TFA mentioned has #5 dolled up and representing Miss North West Arkansas. But the rest of that page is really worthy of some attention. I don't think I've ever said "Gah!" so many times looking at a page of "beauty" contestants.


Eh... Still not as bad as the one from the thread from a couple of months ago. I think it was Kentucky, or maybe Tennessee.
 
2012-10-01 03:55:26 PM  
img513.imageshack.us

Miss Western Arkansas
A6 Alexis Farmer
Age - 21
Hometown: Harrison
Talent: Painting "E.T."
Platform: Nursing: The Heartbeat of Healthcare
Website:


I... what?
 
2012-10-01 03:55:57 PM  
I thought this was about Transolar Galactica. Oops.
 
2012-10-01 03:56:05 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

PK Tech Girl?

lon-cdn220-is-12.se.bpimagedownload.ngcdn.telstra.com
 
2012-10-01 03:59:31 PM  

lordargent: PK Tech Girl?


You have a secret fap shrine for each young female ensign to appear in Voyager don't you.
 
2012-10-01 04:01:01 PM  

MetaCarpal: I'd smoke her (up).


I don't know what it is, but eyebrow rings on girls make me drool. In my eyes it makes an avg girl cute, cute girl hot, and a hot girl...uhmmmm, more hot I guess
 
2012-10-01 04:02:50 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

"I spent thousands of dollars on tattoos instead of college, and now NO ONE WILL HIRE ME!!!! This is so, SO UNFAIR, man!!!"
 
2012-10-01 04:03:10 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-01 04:03:43 PM  
i45.tinypic.com

She's innocent I tells ya. She was framed.
 
2012-10-01 04:07:17 PM  

Spare Me: deffuse: WTF is Clogging


This is clogging.


Must be really annoying living that close to the train tracks - you can see the floor and walls moving, shaking those poor people around.
 
2012-10-01 04:07:27 PM  
#2
i.cdn.turner.com

Looks like Rick from American Chopper...and I want one of those t-shirts.

img.poptower.com
 
2012-10-01 04:07:36 PM  
The Miss Arkansas lovely ladies need their own thread.
 
2012-10-01 04:08:11 PM  

not2bright: and I want one of those t-shirts.


Agreed. Ignoring the guy's disheveled look, I thought the shirt was cute.
 
2012-10-01 04:08:47 PM  

not2bright: #2
[i.cdn.turner.com image 525x700]



Looks like my former BIL.
 
2012-10-01 04:09:21 PM  
#3... so THAT'S what happened to Almira Amour..
 
2012-10-01 04:10:09 PM  

Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 700x437]

I wonder if he's aware that someone pooped on his head?


the look in his eyes says 'yes I know I have a mullet and a dread-over and I'm sooo ashamed'
 
2012-10-01 04:14:07 PM  
GameSprocket:
i.cdn.turner.com

Welcome to Bed, Bath, and Beyond. How may I help you?


www.tonspion.de 
Looks like a tattoo from a road trip.
 
2012-10-01 04:14:38 PM  
Bring 3, 5. and 11 to my chamber.
 
2012-10-01 04:17:08 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Lemme guess, his name is Harry.
 
2012-10-01 04:20:22 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
www.comedycentral.com
 
2012-10-01 04:31:25 PM  
soonerpsycho.com
 
2012-10-01 04:32:00 PM  
imageshack.us

One would think this fine chap does not have millions in the bank. Nor does he have $10 in the bank. So why does he take any money (gotten from ill gain or not) to the tat shop and waste it on this? How does he expect to pay for those crazy little incidentals like food, toilet paper, shampoo, new Doc Martins... a Pepsi on a hot day?

Am I missing some underground work force that would employ people like this?

Crazy me, earning a living, paying bills, paying taxes and putting a little something away for a meager retirement.
 
2012-10-01 04:32:49 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

His daughter?

www.jamesbond-shop.com
 
2012-10-01 04:36:24 PM  

MAYORBOB: Voted "Most Likely To Receive A Life Sentence" by his senior class:

[i.cdn.turner.com image 600x455]



Looks like Matt Smith from Dr. Who. I guess they are really taking it to the next level.
 
2012-10-01 04:37:14 PM  
Clogging is what happens when she heels one down the drain.
 
2012-10-01 04:41:51 PM  
We ain't kin folk

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-10-01 04:43:10 PM  

boyvoyeur: [imageshack.us image 600x455]

One would think this fine chap does not have millions in the bank. Nor does he have $10 in the bank. So why does he take any money (gotten from ill gain or not) to the tat shop and waste it on this? How does he expect to pay for those crazy little incidentals like food, toilet paper, shampoo, new Doc Martins... a Pepsi on a hot day?

Am I missing some underground work force that would employ people like this?

Crazy me, earning a living, paying bills, paying taxes and putting a little something away for a meager retirement.


You're crazy.
/seriously, it's called the American way, handouts for everyone.Commies, libtards, etc.
 
2012-10-01 04:49:31 PM  
Oh, and bathe that dirty little bunny boiler and dress her like an elf and send her to my Orcan Dungeon.
 
2012-10-01 05:01:23 PM  

boyvoyeur: So why does he take any money (gotten from ill gain or not) to the tat shop and waste it on this?


My guesstimate is that there was neither money nor any 'tat shop' involved. More 'Cell 55B' and 'four tricks, five packs, and two honey buns'.
 
2012-10-01 05:08:10 PM  

dahmers love zombie: I'd like to direct everyone's attention to this page, which as TFA mentioned has #5 dolled up and representing Miss North West Arkansas. But the rest of that page is really worthy of some attention. I don't think I've ever said "Gah!" so many times looking at a page of "beauty" contestants.


The only one that's firmly in the I Bet She Has A Great Personality column is "Miss Greater jonesboro"; most of the rest look like they could make a comfortable living turning tricks in Branson or Memphis.
 
2012-10-01 05:08:17 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [i.cdn.turner.com image 350x437]
I wonder how she lost the other one. It's such useful gear for BURGLARY.


I don't know why she was arrested. She clearly gave the officer a BJ if the mess on her face is any indication.

Maybe she ate their doughnuts!
 
2012-10-01 05:08:31 PM  

bim1154: MAYORBOB: Voted "Most Likely To Receive A Life Sentence" by his senior class:

[i.cdn.turner.com image 600x455]

I would be interested to know what triggers an individual to wake up one day and think these kinds of tattoos are cool and worthy of putting on one's face. .


Meth. Lots and lots of meth.
 
2012-10-01 05:14:54 PM  

dahmers love zombie: I'd like to direct everyone's attention to this page, which as TFA mentioned has #5 dolled up and representing Miss North West Arkansas. But the rest of that page is really worthy of some attention. I don't think I've ever said "Gah!" so many times looking at a page of "beauty" contestants.


They all look like varying degrees of Marie Osmond. Well, except Ms. Jonesboro.
 
2012-10-01 05:15:38 PM  
Can't tell if she:

i.cdn.turner.com

Looks more like Elisha Cuthbert:

images.askmen.com

Or Scarlett Johannsen:

www.scarlettjohansson.org
 
2012-10-01 05:16:21 PM  

dbrunker: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x875]

Lemme guess, his name is Harry.


he was the one I was assuming was Jesus.. Jehovah, Yahweh, son of god...
 
2012-10-01 05:24:54 PM  
Gonna go for the low hanging fruit, here:
i.cdn.turner.com

i55.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 05:26:52 PM  

Sybarite: [i.cdn.turner.com image 550x688]

i.cdn.turner.com
"These red brass knuckles seem a little harsh in retrospect. I wonder what I can do to lighten the mood of my chest a bit?"


Vickie Vallencourt must have got some new tats while she was in prison... mama said she was the debil.

content7.flixster.com
 
2012-10-01 05:29:37 PM  

Snort: doughnuts penus BJ


Oh, I've seen pictures. I've seen- No. I don't want to ruin your young mind.
 
2012-10-01 05:39:03 PM  
If I had a retarded tattoo like this I'd be getting drunk, too, and often.

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-10-01 05:47:23 PM  
This chick has an awesome talent:

www.missarkansas.org

Miss Western Arkansas
A6 Alexis Farmer
Age - 21
Hometown: Harrison
Talent: Painting "E.T."
Platform: Nursing: The Heartbeat of Healthcare
 
2012-10-01 06:00:11 PM  

Salmon: This chick has an awesome talent


...and you're almost the first to notice!
 
2012-10-01 06:00:13 PM  

boyvoyeur: [imageshack.us image 600x455]

One would think this fine chap does not have millions in the bank. Nor does he have $10 in the bank. So why does he take any money (gotten from ill gain or not) to the tat shop and waste it on this? How does he expect to pay for those crazy little incidentals like food, toilet paper, shampoo, new Doc Martins... a Pepsi on a hot day?

Am I missing some underground work force that would employ people like this?

Crazy me, earning a living, paying bills, paying taxes and putting a little something away for a meager retirement.


Well, he's got it figured out - YOU'RE GOING TO SUPPORT HIM! Why should he work? Spend a few hundred on tats like that and you have a lifetime of leisure ahead of you.
 
2012-10-01 06:17:22 PM  
 
2012-10-01 06:24:11 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-01 06:25:41 PM  
i.cdn.turner.comwww.thedistractionnetwork.com
 
2012-10-01 06:28:10 PM  
i.imgur.comwww.thedistractionnetwork.com
2 turds with one stone.
 
2012-10-01 06:29:20 PM  

PetraeusWJ: [i.cdn.turner.com image 550x688]
[www.comedycentral.com image 480x360]


Yes, yes yes.

Both please
 
2012-10-01 06:35:06 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Can't tell if she:

[i.cdn.turner.com image 550x688]

Looks more like Elisha Cuthbert:

[images.askmen.com image 376x490]

Or Scarlett Johannsen:

[www.scarlettjohansson.org image 500x500]


I was thinking she looked like a blonde Rachel Weisz. Something about the mouth, plus a certain naughty look in her eyes, as if she needs a spanking.
 
2012-10-01 06:44:46 PM  

boyvoyeur: [imageshack.us image 600x455]

One would think this fine chap does not have millions in the bank. Nor does he have $10 in the bank. So why does he take any money (gotten from ill gain or not) to the tat shop and waste it on this? How does he expect to pay for those crazy little incidentals like food, toilet paper, shampoo, new Doc Martins... a Pepsi on a hot day?

Am I missing some underground work force that would employ people like this?

Crazy me, earning a living, paying bills, paying taxes and putting a little something away for a meager retirement.




That's where DRUGS come in! Someone's gotta sell em, and I am sure you wouldn't want to short change a guy that would do that to his face.
 
2012-10-01 06:45:54 PM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-01 06:51:08 PM  
Commodore Decker has looked better:

www.n2wzb.net

/I guess being dead will do that...
 
2012-10-01 07:02:45 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
Arrested for malicious injury to property. Jesus, did you ransack the temple again?
 
2012-10-01 07:18:01 PM  
Arrested for domestic battery. What, he hit her twice?

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-10-01 07:20:52 PM  
reneau.smugmug.com
 
2012-10-01 07:28:44 PM  
For extra fun take some of these pics to http://labs.mppark.jp/hige/ (pops)

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-01 07:55:42 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Can't tell if she:



Looks more like Elisha Cuthbert:



Or Scarlett Johannsen:


I think she looks like a young Madonna. At least in the eyes.
 
2012-10-01 08:09:24 PM  

not2bright: Commodore Decker has looked better:

[www.n2wzb.net image 560x315]

/I guess being dead will do that...


I was thinking Matt Decker too
 
2012-10-01 08:14:37 PM  
i.imgur.com

Dredover-mullet?
 
2012-10-01 08:17:01 PM  
I'm not just the President of Monkey Poo Club for Men. I'm a Member.
 
2012-10-01 08:21:28 PM  
She did Nazi see that coming.

i.cdn.turner.com
Knuckles may have been the Leader of the Pack, but after I found out he was screwing around with gay Nazi bikers behind my back, I swore I'd get my revenge.
 
2012-10-01 08:24:35 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
The only thing scarier than a clown in full make-up is a clown in half make-up.
 
2012-10-01 08:29:41 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
Can I go now? I don't want to be late for my modeling job with Albrecht Dürer.
 
2012-10-01 09:01:56 PM  
i.imgur.com

wow.. I have now seen a hair "do?" that makes me want to vomit. It's like he started to shave it all off on the sides, then decided, No, this looks even cooler than my dreads glued to my scalp, and my activator mullet.

This man obviously has no mother.
 
2012-10-01 09:15:57 PM  

Gene Masseth: For extra fun take some of these pics to http://labs.mppark.jp/hige/ (pops)

[i.imgur.com image 256x256]

[i.imgur.com image 256x256]


holy crap, that 3d face thing is disturbing

labs.mppark.jp
 
2012-10-01 09:19:16 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
Arrested for battery on an officer, burglary.

Looks like she took his donut.
 
2012-10-01 09:34:03 PM  

EatTheWorld: [i.imgur.com image 700x437]

wow.. I have now seen a hair "do?"


No, it's a "hair-don't."
 
2012-10-01 09:34:18 PM  
s12.postimage.org
 
2012-10-01 10:39:23 PM  

not2bright: #2
[i.cdn.turner.com image 525x700]

Looks like Rick from American Chopper...and I want one of those t-shirts.

[img.poptower.com image 600x450]


Walmart. Got one for my birthday a few months ago and won't wear it because, you know, everyone that goes to Walmart has 3.

/I'm upper echelon trash.
 
2012-10-01 10:51:42 PM  

dahmers love zombie: There was one bit of 'shopping I really wanted to do to this pic, but it's just too non-PC. I imagine someone will get around to it in this thread.
[i.imgur.com image 700x524]

That's not a lower lip, that's an uncooked Gianelli!

 
2012-10-01 10:56:47 PM  
#2 looks a lot like Jolie O'Dell!
 
2012-10-01 11:02:05 PM  

boyvoyeur: [imageshack.us image 600x455]

One would think this fine chap does not have millions in the bank. Nor does he have $10 in the bank. So why does he take any money (gotten from ill gain or not) to the tat shop and waste it on this? How does he expect to pay for those crazy little incidentals like food, toilet paper, shampoo, new Doc Martins... a Pepsi on a hot day?

Am I missing some underground work force that would employ people like this?

Crazy me, earning a living, paying bills, paying taxes and putting a little something away for a meager retirement.


It's okay, he's a democrat and he is covered by programs.
 
2012-10-01 11:03:46 PM  

adambuck: #2 looks a lot like Jolie O'Dell!


Wrong #3 looks like Jolie O'Dell

Link
 
2012-10-01 11:23:02 PM  
number 3 looks like dianna agron
 
2012-10-01 11:24:07 PM  

turbocucumber: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x525]

His daughter?

[www.jamesbond-shop.com image 322x331]


"youre lookin at my daughter the wrong way....do it again...and ill stab you in the face with a soldering iron"
 
2012-10-01 11:42:57 PM  

guppyjones: boyvoyeur: [imageshack.us image 600x455]

One would think this fine chap does not have millions in the bank. Nor does he have $10 in the bank. So why does he take any money (gotten from ill gain or not) to the tat shop and waste it on this? How does he expect to pay for those crazy little incidentals like food, toilet paper, shampoo, new Doc Martins... a Pepsi on a hot day?

Am I missing some underground work force that would employ people like this?

Crazy me, earning a living, paying bills, paying taxes and putting a little something away for a meager retirement.

It's okay, he's a democrat and he is covered by programs.


Sigh...this is why we can't have nice things. Even the MUGSHOT ROUNDUP thread gets tardbombed. What's next, Caturday posts about Ceiling Cat not being able to see Obama's birth certificate from there?
 
2012-10-02 12:29:48 AM  

ShameSpearOfHurt: guppyjones: boyvoyeur: [imageshack.us image 600x455]

One would think this fine chap does not have millions in the bank. Nor does he have $10 in the bank. So why does he take any money (gotten from ill gain or not) to the tat shop and waste it on this? How does he expect to pay for those crazy little incidentals like food, toilet paper, shampoo, new Doc Martins... a Pepsi on a hot day?

Am I missing some underground work force that would employ people like this?

Crazy me, earning a living, paying bills, paying taxes and putting a little something away for a meager retirement.

It's okay, he's a democrat and he is covered by programs.

Sigh...this is why we can't have nice things. Even the MUGSHOT ROUNDUP thread gets tardbombed. What's next, Caturday posts about Ceiling Cat not being able to see Obama's birth certificate from there?


Good job man, now someone is going to do that.
 
2012-10-02 12:46:54 AM  
Man, this election season has been pretty rough on Marcus Bachmann.
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2012-10-02 01:11:27 AM  
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ALLLL APOOOOLGIES
 
2012-10-02 03:00:45 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Can't tell if she:

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Looks more like Elisha Cuthbert:

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Or Scarlett Johannsen:

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I think that she looks a bit like Laura Harris.
 
2012-10-02 03:07:35 AM  

vrax: DjangoStonereaver: Can't tell if she:

[i.cdn.turner.com image 550x688]

Looks more like Elisha Cuthbert:

[images.askmen.com image 376x490]

Or Scarlett Johannsen:

[www.scarlettjohansson.org image 500x500]

I think that she looks a bit like Laura Harris.


I think she looks like she doesn't have to worry about bail. . . but Elisha Cuthbert fits best so far.
 
2012-10-02 08:20:20 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Can't tell if she [l]ooks more like Elisha Cuthbert ... Or Scarlett Johannsen:

Hard for me to judge as I've never actually seen Scarlett's FACE.

 
2012-10-02 09:04:43 AM  
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Looks like the new lab girl from Dexter season 6:
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2012-10-02 11:55:17 AM  
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Son you have a doo-do on your head
 
2012-10-02 05:01:44 PM  
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2012-10-02 05:08:41 PM  

Sofa King Smart: Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 700x437]

I wonder if he's aware that someone pooped on his head?

the look in his eyes says 'yes I know I have a mullet and a dread-over and I'm sooo ashamed'


You see that too?

You know, as a balding-since-highschool man who came to terms with it early(and who looks pretty decent with a shaved head), I actually feel really bad for that guy. Between the haircut and the lost look in his eyes...there is a guy who knows he's never gonna make his life work like he wants it to work. The look of a man who's been fooling himself and knows it.

Let the hair go, brother, shave that noggin, and just try to find some joy in life!
 
2012-10-02 06:08:26 PM  
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2012-10-02 07:48:27 PM  
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