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2012-10-01 04:01:01 PM

MetaCarpal: I'd smoke her (up).


I don't know what it is, but eyebrow rings on girls make me drool. In my eyes it makes an avg girl cute, cute girl hot, and a hot girl...uhmmmm, more hot I guess
 
2012-10-01 04:02:50 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

"I spent thousands of dollars on tattoos instead of college, and now NO ONE WILL HIRE ME!!!! This is so, SO UNFAIR, man!!!"
 
2012-10-01 04:03:10 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-01 04:03:43 PM
i45.tinypic.com

She's innocent I tells ya. She was framed.
 
2012-10-01 04:07:17 PM

Spare Me: deffuse: WTF is Clogging


This is clogging.


Must be really annoying living that close to the train tracks - you can see the floor and walls moving, shaking those poor people around.
 
2012-10-01 04:07:27 PM
#2
i.cdn.turner.com

Looks like Rick from American Chopper...and I want one of those t-shirts.

img.poptower.com
 
2012-10-01 04:07:36 PM
The Miss Arkansas lovely ladies need their own thread.
 
2012-10-01 04:08:11 PM

not2bright: and I want one of those t-shirts.


Agreed. Ignoring the guy's disheveled look, I thought the shirt was cute.
 
2012-10-01 04:08:47 PM

not2bright: #2
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Looks like my former BIL.
 
2012-10-01 04:09:21 PM
#3... so THAT'S what happened to Almira Amour..
 
2012-10-01 04:10:09 PM

Gilligann: [i.imgur.com image 700x437]

I wonder if he's aware that someone pooped on his head?


the look in his eyes says 'yes I know I have a mullet and a dread-over and I'm sooo ashamed'
 
2012-10-01 04:14:07 PM
GameSprocket:
i.cdn.turner.com

Welcome to Bed, Bath, and Beyond. How may I help you?


www.tonspion.de 
Looks like a tattoo from a road trip.
 
2012-10-01 04:14:38 PM
Bring 3, 5. and 11 to my chamber.
 
2012-10-01 04:17:08 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

Lemme guess, his name is Harry.
 
2012-10-01 04:20:22 PM
i.cdn.turner.com
www.comedycentral.com
 
2012-10-01 04:31:25 PM
soonerpsycho.com
 
2012-10-01 04:32:00 PM
imageshack.us

One would think this fine chap does not have millions in the bank. Nor does he have $10 in the bank. So why does he take any money (gotten from ill gain or not) to the tat shop and waste it on this? How does he expect to pay for those crazy little incidentals like food, toilet paper, shampoo, new Doc Martins... a Pepsi on a hot day?

Am I missing some underground work force that would employ people like this?

Crazy me, earning a living, paying bills, paying taxes and putting a little something away for a meager retirement.
 
2012-10-01 04:32:49 PM
i.cdn.turner.com

His daughter?

www.jamesbond-shop.com
 
2012-10-01 04:36:24 PM

MAYORBOB: Voted "Most Likely To Receive A Life Sentence" by his senior class:

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Looks like Matt Smith from Dr. Who. I guess they are really taking it to the next level.
 
2012-10-01 04:37:14 PM
Clogging is what happens when she heels one down the drain.
 
2012-10-01 04:41:51 PM
We ain't kin folk

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-10-01 04:43:10 PM

boyvoyeur: [imageshack.us image 600x455]

One would think this fine chap does not have millions in the bank. Nor does he have $10 in the bank. So why does he take any money (gotten from ill gain or not) to the tat shop and waste it on this? How does he expect to pay for those crazy little incidentals like food, toilet paper, shampoo, new Doc Martins... a Pepsi on a hot day?

Am I missing some underground work force that would employ people like this?

Crazy me, earning a living, paying bills, paying taxes and putting a little something away for a meager retirement.


You're crazy.
/seriously, it's called the American way, handouts for everyone.Commies, libtards, etc.
 
2012-10-01 04:49:31 PM
Oh, and bathe that dirty little bunny boiler and dress her like an elf and send her to my Orcan Dungeon.
 
2012-10-01 05:01:23 PM

boyvoyeur: So why does he take any money (gotten from ill gain or not) to the tat shop and waste it on this?


My guesstimate is that there was neither money nor any 'tat shop' involved. More 'Cell 55B' and 'four tricks, five packs, and two honey buns'.
 
2012-10-01 05:08:10 PM

dahmers love zombie: I'd like to direct everyone's attention to this page, which as TFA mentioned has #5 dolled up and representing Miss North West Arkansas. But the rest of that page is really worthy of some attention. I don't think I've ever said "Gah!" so many times looking at a page of "beauty" contestants.


The only one that's firmly in the I Bet She Has A Great Personality column is "Miss Greater jonesboro"; most of the rest look like they could make a comfortable living turning tricks in Branson or Memphis.
 
2012-10-01 05:08:17 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [i.cdn.turner.com image 350x437]
I wonder how she lost the other one. It's such useful gear for BURGLARY.


I don't know why she was arrested. She clearly gave the officer a BJ if the mess on her face is any indication.

Maybe she ate their doughnuts!
 
2012-10-01 05:08:31 PM

bim1154: MAYORBOB: Voted "Most Likely To Receive A Life Sentence" by his senior class:

[i.cdn.turner.com image 600x455]

I would be interested to know what triggers an individual to wake up one day and think these kinds of tattoos are cool and worthy of putting on one's face. .


Meth. Lots and lots of meth.
 
2012-10-01 05:14:54 PM

dahmers love zombie: I'd like to direct everyone's attention to this page, which as TFA mentioned has #5 dolled up and representing Miss North West Arkansas. But the rest of that page is really worthy of some attention. I don't think I've ever said "Gah!" so many times looking at a page of "beauty" contestants.


They all look like varying degrees of Marie Osmond. Well, except Ms. Jonesboro.
 
2012-10-01 05:15:38 PM
Can't tell if she:

i.cdn.turner.com

Looks more like Elisha Cuthbert:

images.askmen.com

Or Scarlett Johannsen:

www.scarlettjohansson.org
 
2012-10-01 05:16:21 PM

dbrunker: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x875]

Lemme guess, his name is Harry.


he was the one I was assuming was Jesus.. Jehovah, Yahweh, son of god...
 
2012-10-01 05:24:54 PM
Gonna go for the low hanging fruit, here:
i.cdn.turner.com

i55.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 05:26:52 PM

Sybarite: [i.cdn.turner.com image 550x688]

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"These red brass knuckles seem a little harsh in retrospect. I wonder what I can do to lighten the mood of my chest a bit?"


Vickie Vallencourt must have got some new tats while she was in prison... mama said she was the debil.

content7.flixster.com
 
2012-10-01 05:29:37 PM

Snort: doughnuts penus BJ


Oh, I've seen pictures. I've seen- No. I don't want to ruin your young mind.
 
2012-10-01 05:39:03 PM
If I had a retarded tattoo like this I'd be getting drunk, too, and often.

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2012-10-01 05:47:23 PM
This chick has an awesome talent:

www.missarkansas.org

Miss Western Arkansas
A6 Alexis Farmer
Age - 21
Hometown: Harrison
Talent: Painting "E.T."
Platform: Nursing: The Heartbeat of Healthcare
 
2012-10-01 06:00:11 PM

Salmon: This chick has an awesome talent


...and you're almost the first to notice!
 
2012-10-01 06:00:13 PM

boyvoyeur: [imageshack.us image 600x455]

One would think this fine chap does not have millions in the bank. Nor does he have $10 in the bank. So why does he take any money (gotten from ill gain or not) to the tat shop and waste it on this? How does he expect to pay for those crazy little incidentals like food, toilet paper, shampoo, new Doc Martins... a Pepsi on a hot day?

Am I missing some underground work force that would employ people like this?

Crazy me, earning a living, paying bills, paying taxes and putting a little something away for a meager retirement.


Well, he's got it figured out - YOU'RE GOING TO SUPPORT HIM! Why should he work? Spend a few hundred on tats like that and you have a lifetime of leisure ahead of you.
 
2012-10-01 06:17:22 PM
 
2012-10-01 06:24:11 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-01 06:25:41 PM
i.cdn.turner.comwww.thedistractionnetwork.com
 
2012-10-01 06:28:10 PM
i.imgur.comwww.thedistractionnetwork.com
2 turds with one stone.
 
2012-10-01 06:29:20 PM

PetraeusWJ: [i.cdn.turner.com image 550x688]
[www.comedycentral.com image 480x360]


Yes, yes yes.

Both please
 
2012-10-01 06:35:06 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Can't tell if she:

[i.cdn.turner.com image 550x688]

Looks more like Elisha Cuthbert:

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Or Scarlett Johannsen:

[www.scarlettjohansson.org image 500x500]


I was thinking she looked like a blonde Rachel Weisz. Something about the mouth, plus a certain naughty look in her eyes, as if she needs a spanking.
 
2012-10-01 06:44:46 PM

boyvoyeur: [imageshack.us image 600x455]

One would think this fine chap does not have millions in the bank. Nor does he have $10 in the bank. So why does he take any money (gotten from ill gain or not) to the tat shop and waste it on this? How does he expect to pay for those crazy little incidentals like food, toilet paper, shampoo, new Doc Martins... a Pepsi on a hot day?

Am I missing some underground work force that would employ people like this?

Crazy me, earning a living, paying bills, paying taxes and putting a little something away for a meager retirement.




That's where DRUGS come in! Someone's gotta sell em, and I am sure you wouldn't want to short change a guy that would do that to his face.
 
2012-10-01 06:45:54 PM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-01 06:51:08 PM
Commodore Decker has looked better:

www.n2wzb.net

/I guess being dead will do that...
 
2012-10-01 07:02:45 PM
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Arrested for malicious injury to property. Jesus, did you ransack the temple again?
 
2012-10-01 07:18:01 PM
Arrested for domestic battery. What, he hit her twice?

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-10-01 07:20:52 PM
reneau.smugmug.com
 
2012-10-01 07:28:44 PM
For extra fun take some of these pics to http://labs.mppark.jp/hige/ (pops)

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
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