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2012-10-01 02:06:56 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com
worst.combover.evar
 
2012-10-01 02:21:06 PM  
i780.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 02:35:17 PM  
Which admin did I annoy this time?
 
2012-10-01 02:36:37 PM  
I'll take a #3 please.

/shiatty new format, BTW
 
2012-10-01 02:37:07 PM  
There was one bit of 'shopping I really wanted to do to this pic, but it's just too non-PC. I imagine someone will get around to it in this thread.
i.imgur.com


I looked at this one and reflexively went and had a seat over there.
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-01 02:40:19 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

"These red brass knuckles seem a little harsh in retrospect. I wonder what I can do to lighten the mood of my chest a bit?"
 
2012-10-01 02:57:08 PM  
I'd like to direct everyone's attention to this page, which as TFA mentioned has #5 dolled up and representing Miss North West Arkansas. But the rest of that page is really worthy of some attention. I don't think I've ever said "Gah!" so many times looking at a page of "beauty" contestants.
 
2012-10-01 03:01:10 PM  
Have numbers 3, 5, and 11 brought to my bunk immediately......
 
2012-10-01 03:03:18 PM  
What about the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, and dickheads?
 
2012-10-01 03:08:55 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: What about the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, and dickheads?


They think you're a righteous dude.
 
2012-10-01 03:09:10 PM  

dahmers love zombie: I'd like to direct everyone's attention to this page, which as TFA mentioned has #5 dolled up and representing Miss North West Arkansas. But the rest of that page is really worthy of some attention. I don't think I've ever said "Gah!" so many times looking at a page of "beauty" contestants.


More lube, you won't chafe as much.
 
2012-10-01 03:09:53 PM  

cretinbob: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x437]
worst.combover.evar


shiatlocks
 
2012-10-01 03:13:42 PM  
#11 intrigues me to the point of an erection.
 
2012-10-01 03:14:22 PM  

cretinbob: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x437]
worst.combover.evar


The last time I had to worm my dog, that's what her shiat looked like.
 
2012-10-01 03:16:36 PM  

dahmers love zombie: I'd like to direct everyone's attention to this page, which as TFA mentioned has #5 dolled up and representing Miss North West Arkansas. But the rest of that page is really worthy of some attention. I don't think I've ever said "Gah!" so many times looking at a page of "beauty" contestants.


I could bondo repair 4 or 5 car fenders with all the face spackle those girls have on.
 
2012-10-01 03:17:20 PM  
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Has anybody told this guy he's the victim of an upper decker yet?
 
2012-10-01 03:18:03 PM  
Are those herpes sores?
 
2012-10-01 03:19:20 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

That's what happens when you order a cut-rate do-it-yourself karyotype kit.

www.jax.org
 
2012-10-01 03:19:28 PM  

dahmers love zombie: There was one bit of 'shopping I really wanted to do to this pic, but it's just too non-PC. I imagine someone will get around to it in this thread.
[i.imgur.com image 700x524]

Is that real or is that some sort of "enhancement"?
/or is it an infection of some sort?

 
2012-10-01 03:19:52 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

I'd smoke her (up).
 
2012-10-01 03:20:24 PM  
Either this guy has two right hands:

i.cdn.turner.com

Or someone is photobombing his mugshot.
 
2012-10-01 03:23:20 PM  

Rip Dashrock: dahmers love zombie: I'd like to direct everyone's attention to this page, which as TFA mentioned has #5 dolled up and representing Miss North West Arkansas. But the rest of that page is really worthy of some attention. I don't think I've ever said "Gah!" so many times looking at a page of "beauty" contestants.

I could bondo repair 4 or 5 car fenders with all the face spackle those girls have on.

www.missarkansas.org

Miss Spirit of Arkansas
A11 Amber Gross
Age - 23
Hometown: Conway
Talent: Clogging "Move"
Platform: Adopt an Elder

WTF is Clogging
 
2012-10-01 03:24:04 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Either this guy has two right hands:

[i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]

Or someone is photobombing his mugshot.



That, or Reed Richards is really letting himself go.
 
2012-10-01 03:24:43 PM  

dahmers love zombie: There was one bit of 'shopping I really wanted to do to this pic, but it's just too non-PC. I imagine someone will get around to it in this thread.
[i.imgur.com image 700x524]


I looked at this one and reflexively went and had a seat over there.
[i.imgur.com image 550x688]


media1.break.com
 
2012-10-01 03:25:23 PM  

dahmers love zombie: There was one bit of 'shopping I really wanted to do to this pic, but it's just too non-PC. I imagine someone will get around to it in this thread.
[i.imgur.com image 700x524]


I looked at this one and reflexively went and had a seat over there.
[i.imgur.com image 550x688]


images.sodahead.com
 
2012-10-01 03:26:33 PM  

deffuse: WTF is Clogging


That's when you take a really messy dump and then fill the toilet with paper as you try to get clean. It is a diminishing art form.
 
2012-10-01 03:28:34 PM  

dahmers love zombie: There was one bit of 'shopping I really wanted to do to this pic, but it's just too non-PC. I imagine someone will get around to it in this thread.


Here you go. (Low hanging fruit)
i1197.photobucket.com

 
2012-10-01 03:31:00 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

www.progressivewaves.com
 
2012-10-01 03:31:07 PM  

GameSprocket: deffuse: WTF is Clogging

That's when you take a really messy dump and then fill the toilet with paper as you try to get clean. It is a diminishing art form.


Time for a "sick" button next to Smart & Funny
 
2012-10-01 03:32:14 PM  

deffuse: Rip Dashrock: dahmers love zombie: I'd like to direct everyone's attention to this page, which as TFA mentioned has #5 dolled up and representing Miss North West Arkansas. But the rest of that page is really worthy of some attention. I don't think I've ever said "Gah!" so many times looking at a page of "beauty" contestants.

I could bondo repair 4 or 5 car fenders with all the face spackle those girls have on.
[www.missarkansas.org image 200x300]

Miss Spirit of Arkansas
A11 Amber Gross
Age - 23
Hometown: Conway
Talent: Clogging "Move"
Platform: Adopt an Elder

WTF is Clogging


No courtesy flush between the first and second round of a really big crap?
 
2012-10-01 03:32:28 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

I FARKING LOVE COCAINE!
 
2012-10-01 03:33:55 PM  

crzybtch: GameSprocket: deffuse: WTF is Clogging

That's when you take a really messy dump and then fill the toilet with paper as you try to get clean. It is a diminishing art form.

Time for a "sick" button next to Smart & Funny


Yeah, while I was writing that I felt like a 10 year old. Luckily, I have one chained up in my basement.

/Here all week.
//Try the veal.
 
2012-10-01 03:35:28 PM  
Voted "Most Likely To Receive A Life Sentence" by his senior class:

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-10-01 03:40:54 PM  
Bill Murray as the Sandman.
 
2012-10-01 03:41:29 PM  

jmadisonbiii:


New keyboard, etc
 
2012-10-01 03:42:56 PM  

MAYORBOB: Voted "Most Likely To Receive A Life Sentence" by his senior class:

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I would be interested to know what triggers an individual to wake up one day and think these kinds of tattoos are cool and worthy of putting on one's face. The only thing interesting about this would be if I could have a conversational piece lamp shade made from the skin on his face. I would only take it out once everyone was really farked up and turn it on.
 
2012-10-01 03:43:13 PM  

deffuse: Talent: Clogging "Move"
Platform: Adopt an Elder

WTF is Clogging


Two taps on each shoe.

/We have a teacher in our office
 
2012-10-01 03:43:50 PM  

cretinbob: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x437]
worst.combover.evar


WTH shiat on his head???????
 
2012-10-01 03:44:30 PM  

deffuse: WTF is Clogging



This is clogging.
 
2012-10-01 03:44:34 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Welcome to Bed, Bath, and Beyond. How may I help you?
 
2012-10-01 03:44:42 PM  

cretinbob: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x437]
worst.combover.evar


www.x-entertainment.com
 
2012-10-01 03:46:10 PM  

Spare Me: deffuse: WTF is Clogging


This is clogging.


Ah... the old "Jed Clampett" jig.
 
2012-10-01 03:49:58 PM  
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I wonder if he's aware that someone pooped on his head?
 
2012-10-01 03:52:20 PM  
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I wonder how she lost the other one. It's such useful gear for BURGLARY.
 
2012-10-01 03:53:06 PM  
Turd snake
 
2012-10-01 03:54:31 PM  

dahmers love zombie: I'd like to direct everyone's attention to this page, which as TFA mentioned has #5 dolled up and representing Miss North West Arkansas. But the rest of that page is really worthy of some attention. I don't think I've ever said "Gah!" so many times looking at a page of "beauty" contestants.


Eh... Still not as bad as the one from the thread from a couple of months ago. I think it was Kentucky, or maybe Tennessee.
 
2012-10-01 03:55:26 PM  
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Miss Western Arkansas
A6 Alexis Farmer
Age - 21
Hometown: Harrison
Talent: Painting "E.T."
Platform: Nursing: The Heartbeat of Healthcare
Website:


I... what?
 
2012-10-01 03:55:57 PM  
I thought this was about Transolar Galactica. Oops.
 
2012-10-01 03:56:05 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

PK Tech Girl?

lon-cdn220-is-12.se.bpimagedownload.ngcdn.telstra.com
 
2012-10-01 03:59:31 PM  

lordargent: PK Tech Girl?


You have a secret fap shrine for each young female ensign to appear in Voyager don't you.
 
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