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(Daily Mail)   Men with shaved heads are more manly, dominant, says new study conducted by the Howie Mandel School of Wishful Thinking   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 45
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2012-10-01 02:37:50 PM  
4 votes:
Eh, you have to be ripped or black to pull off the shaved head. If I did it, I'd look like a cancer patient.
2012-10-01 04:31:55 PM  
3 votes:

Slartibartfaster: Can you pick a balding man that has actually HAD authority ?

Pick a culture, pick 3 leaders that had authority, count how many are bald.


In Russia they alternate:

Medvedev
3.bp.blogspot.com

Putin 
financialpostbusiness.files.wordpress.com 

Yeltsin
img.metro.co.uk

Gorbachov
ponderingsfrompluto.files.wordpress.com

Chernenko
profile.ak.fbcdn.net

Andropov
www.tristarmedia.com

Brezhnev
media-1.web.britannica.com

Kruschev
www.factbook.org

Stalin
www.biography.com

Lenin
 upload.wikimedia.org

Nicholas II
upload.wikimedia.org 

Alexander III
upload.wikimedia.org
2012-10-01 03:17:13 PM  
3 votes:
No paying for haircuts.
No buying combs, brushes, shampoo or conditioner.
No waking up and having to shower to fix your hair.
No worrying about your hair being messed up in pictures.
Pretty much a win all around.
2012-10-01 03:01:16 PM  
3 votes:
Yes, and guy who ride motorcycles are all bad asses who can, and will, kick your ass for looking at them funny.

Guys who own AR-15s are just as tough as Navy Seals.

The male ego is easily stroked.
2012-10-01 06:54:33 PM  
2 votes:

Lollipop165: I have a bit of a fetish for bald men.

But there's a difference between shaved bald (Michael Jordan) and thinning.


Real men accept themselves for who they are.

It helps to have a hot wife who digs who you are too.

imageshack.us
2012-10-01 06:48:58 PM  
2 votes:
Slartibartfaster: Can you pick a balding man that has actually HAD authority ?

imageshack.us
2012-10-01 04:36:54 PM  
2 votes:

Slartibartfaster: Can you pick a balding man that has actually HAD authority ?


Hamid Karzai
www.biography.com

Winston Churchill
www.nobelprize.org

and my personal favorite, Vladimir Putin
shanghaiist.com
okay, so Putin might still have a little peach fuzz up there, but he's close enough to bald for me.

/bald is sexy, especially with beards
//haters gonna hate
2012-10-01 02:58:02 PM  
2 votes:
I keep mine at a 1 or 1.5 guard. If I don't the hair on the side of my head poofs out like bozo the clown. Gotta play the hand that's dealt ya.
2012-10-01 02:56:08 PM  
2 votes:
Black dudes can pull this look off. White dudes who try, we all know your are just going bald. You don't have to pretend anymore.
2012-10-01 08:22:41 PM  
1 votes:

Slartibartfaster: Baldness is a genetic fault.


I agree. And thus I present the pinnacle of evolution:

jumpingpolarbear.files.wordpress.com

/Evolution seems to be trending to less hair not more
//We are the future, not you :-)
das
2012-10-01 07:23:33 PM  
1 votes:

Bad_Seed: Slartibartfaster: Can you pick a balding man that has actually HAD authority ?

Pick a culture, pick 3 leaders that had authority, count how many are bald.

In Russia they alternate:

Medvedev
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 321x450]

Putin 
[financialpostbusiness.files.wordpress.com image 620x465] 

Yeltsin
[img.metro.co.uk image 450x608]

Gorbachov
[ponderingsfrompluto.files.wordpress.com image 329x480]

Chernenko
[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x262]

Andropov
[www.tristarmedia.com image 218x215]

Brezhnev
[media-1.web.britannica.com image 239x300]

Kruschev
[www.factbook.org image 265x300]

Stalin
[www.biography.com image 402x402]

Lenin
 [upload.wikimedia.org image 225x237]

Nicholas II
[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x312] 

Alexander III
[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x260]


That took some effort. Good job!!!
2012-10-01 07:16:53 PM  
1 votes:

Slartibartfaster: jshine: bald head men are genetically inferior

Pablo Escobar and Ron Jeremy are your examples of superior males.

Can you pick a balding man that has actually HAD authority ?

Pick a culture, pick 3 leaders that had authority, count how many are bald.

Let's start with a chicken shiat immature nation, go through the founding fathers of the disunited states of america.

You offer Jean Luc (which you are apparently unaware is a fictional character that is not actually in charge of a spaceship named after an English sailing ship)


Umm, you know those white wigs were not really their hair right?
2012-10-01 07:13:01 PM  
1 votes:
www.stel.ru

Leonardo DiCaprio original portrait before he boarded the Titanic.
2012-10-01 07:00:17 PM  
1 votes:

Quenya: There are very few white guys who look good bald. We have this enormous cue ball on our shoulders


img.photobucket.com
2012-10-01 06:20:24 PM  
1 votes:

Kanemano: With [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x637]
Without
[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 604x452]

Which one would you like to meet in a dark alley?


That's a trick question, isn't it?
2012-10-01 05:43:33 PM  
1 votes:
Celebrity Shaved Head FTW:

3.bp.blogspot.com

End of the manly, dominant portion of this discussion.
2012-10-01 05:33:12 PM  
1 votes:
Just to re-emphasize this point, ANYTHING is better than a combover. Shave it, buy a hat or a wig, but face the situation like a man. And yeah, cut off the ponytail. It doesn't help. (Tho it's still better than a combover.)

/Mostly bald, but I just keep the remnants hacked back to near crewcut level, and wear a hat.
2012-10-01 05:23:14 PM  
1 votes:
This is your space station commander:

i.cdn.turner.com

This is your space station commander on 100% BADASS:

www.geekquality.com

Any questions?
2012-10-01 04:58:13 PM  
1 votes:

FunkOut: [24.media.tumblr.com image 400x539]


Good lord that man was beautiful.
2012-10-01 04:36:24 PM  
1 votes:
I shave my head and I am not going bald. My friends wife saw me one day after growing my hair out. She acted shocked that my hair wasn't thinning. I guess a lot of people think if you shave your head its just to cover up going bald. I do it because it is easier than getting it cut all the time.
2012-10-01 04:32:47 PM  
1 votes:
If you buy into this chit in the first place, you are no real man.
Or is the word actual?

/que duck for word of the day
//real men can afford not to give two chits
///hair is a very poor contender to wallet
2012-10-01 04:32:43 PM  
1 votes:
Bald is sexy.
Now cut off that damn ponytail.
2012-10-01 04:25:49 PM  
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2012-10-01 04:21:28 PM  
1 votes:

FarkinHostile: With:

[img.photobucket.com image 640x425]


Without:

[img.photobucket.com image 799x535]


You definitely look more impressive with a hot girl on your lap.
2012-10-01 04:20:58 PM  
1 votes:
"Who loves ya, baby?"
farm9.staticflickr.com
/never mind you're too young
2012-10-01 04:13:41 PM  
1 votes:
Having seen my grandfather I worry for the sake of my hair. I will enjoy having too much hair now because I have no clue how long or if it will last.
2012-10-01 04:08:12 PM  
1 votes:

Oznog: Hmm, what about the shaved w/trimmed beard look? (none of these are me)


Jeff Bridges looked like a total badass with the shaved head in Iron Man. Hard to believe that's the same guy who played The Dude.
2012-10-01 03:25:35 PM  
1 votes:
It is probably important to mention that while smiling is in fact out of the question, you are still allowed to be in D'aww inducing pictures.

i.imgur.com
2012-10-01 03:21:50 PM  
1 votes:

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: No paying for haircuts.
No buying combs, brushes, shampoo or conditioner.
No waking up and having to shower to fix your hair.
No worrying about your hair being messed up in pictures.
Pretty much a win all around.


True enough if you are naturally bald. Most men are not naturally fully bald; it's actually kind of rare. So they must shave their heads on a daily basis. No thanks.
2012-10-01 03:19:08 PM  
1 votes:

Slartibartfaster: jshine: bald head men are genetically inferior

Pablo Escobar and Ron Jeremy are your examples of superior males.

Can you pick a balding man that has actually HAD authority ?

Pick a culture, pick 3 leaders that had authority, count how many are bald.

Let's start with a chicken shiat immature nation, go through the founding fathers of the disunited states of america.

You offer Jean Luc (which you are apparently unaware is a fictional character that is not actually in charge of a spaceship named after an English sailing ship)


the founding fathers is a tough one, what with wigs being they style at the time.

However, there is always:

upload.wikimedia.org

and

upload.wikimedia.org
2012-10-01 03:18:42 PM  
1 votes:

DittoToo: Yes, and guy who ride motorcycles are all bad asses who can, and will, kick your ass for looking at them funny.

Guys who own AR-15s are just as tough as Navy Seals.

The male ego is easily stroked.


Have I met you?

i100.photobucket.com
2012-10-01 03:17:40 PM  
1 votes:

karmaceutical: HotWingConspiracy: karmaceutical: Black dudes can pull this look off. White dudes who try, we all know your are just going bald. You don't have to pretend anymore.

I don't get this. How is shaving your head pretending you aren't going bald?

Pretending that is was a style choice over nature taking its course.


Well it is a style choice. One of the few someone that is balding can actually make. It's a comb over or tattoos otherwise. Few people aside from the diseased actually lose all of their hair.

That's like saying to someone that cuts and combs their hair that they're just pretending, because their hair doesn't grow like that.
2012-10-01 03:02:18 PM  
1 votes:

karmaceutical: Black dudes can pull this look off. White dudes who try, we all know your are just going bald. You don't have to pretend anymore.


I don't get this. How is shaving your head pretending you aren't going bald?
2012-10-01 03:01:50 PM  
1 votes:

vudukungfu: CapeFearCadaver: All of my guy friends who shave their heads did so strickly because of premature baldness.

All of the guys I work with have. They are all under 30, and I'm 56 with no grey, and a full head.
WTF?
I blame the cheetoes and Mt Dew.
Must be something in the local environment. I'm not from here.


Meh, genes. There's about five or six of them that I know and each one started going bald late 20's to early 30's. I think it sucked worse for them because they were all metal musicians and the long hair to begin with. Plenty of other guys around here still have their flowing locks.

I had dated one back when we were both about 20; even then he had a mean receding hairline.
2012-10-01 02:59:02 PM  
1 votes:
With:

img.photobucket.com


Without:

img.photobucket.com
2012-10-01 02:56:19 PM  
1 votes:
Shane Crawin went from looking like a menacing contender when he had hair to a tomato can, a rum-dum, a professional opponent even, when he shaved his head.
2012-10-01 02:55:10 PM  
1 votes:
What about Persis Khambatta?
2012-10-01 02:51:55 PM  
1 votes:
All of my guy friends who shave their heads did so strickly because of premature baldness.
2012-10-01 02:50:58 PM  
1 votes:
There's no excuse for walking around looking like a freshly circumcised dick.
2012-10-01 02:50:33 PM  
1 votes:
I use the look to eliminate my severe male pattern baldness.
2012-10-01 02:42:46 PM  
1 votes:
it definitely works for bryan cranstan.

he goes from spineless father:

static.tvguide.com

to badass druglord:

www.cadenaser.com
2012-10-01 02:18:23 PM  
1 votes:
Yeah - whatever, slap-heads.
2012-10-01 02:05:24 PM  
1 votes:
That's because they're compensating.
2012-10-01 01:59:39 PM  
1 votes:

Lollipop165: I have a bit of a fetish for bald men.

But there's a difference between shaved bald (Michael Jordan) and thinning.


Same here. Men who shave their head seem more confident.
2012-10-01 01:51:28 PM  
1 votes:
I have a bit of a fetish for bald men.

But there's a difference between shaved bald (Michael Jordan) and thinning.
 
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