Mugato: Eh, you have to be ripped or black to pull off the shaved head. If I did it, I'd look like a cancer patient.
jshine: SlothB77: to badass druglord:What a real drug lord might look like:[www.starzlife.com image 313x479] /just realized that Pablo Escobar looks like IS Ron Jeremy
jshine: bald head men are genetically inferior
Slartibartfaster: Can you pick a balding man that has actually HAD authority ?
eggrolls: You shave your head, you have to stop smiling. It's a rule.[www.tvchannelsfree.com image 320x160][i.telegraph.co.uk image 320x174][news.bbc.co.uk image 150x180][www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 180x250][www.thbnews.com image 195x300][www.zuguide.com image 265x180]
HotWingConspiracy: karmaceutical: Black dudes can pull this look off. White dudes who try, we all know your are just going bald. You don't have to pretend anymore.I don't get this. How is shaving your head pretending you aren't going bald?
karmaceutical: HotWingConspiracy: karmaceutical: Black dudes can pull this look off. White dudes who try, we all know your are just going bald. You don't have to pretend anymore.I don't get this. How is shaving your head pretending you aren't going bald?Pretending that is was a style choice over nature taking its course.
DittoToo: Yes, and guy who ride motorcycles are all bad asses who can, and will, kick your ass for looking at them funny.Guys who own AR-15s are just as tough as Navy Seals.The male ego is easily stroked.
Slartibartfaster: jshine: bald head men are genetically inferiorPablo Escobar and Ron Jeremy are your examples of superior males.Can you pick a balding man that has actually HAD authority ?Pick a culture, pick 3 leaders that had authority, count how many are bald.Let's start with a chicken shiat immature nation, go through the founding fathers of the disunited states of america.You offer Jean Luc (which you are apparently unaware is a fictional character that is not actually in charge of a spaceship named after an English sailing ship)
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: No paying for haircuts.No buying combs, brushes, shampoo or conditioner.No waking up and having to shower to fix your hair.No worrying about your hair being messed up in pictures.Pretty much a win all around.
FarkinHostile: With:[img.photobucket.com image 640x425]Without:[img.photobucket.com image 799x535]
Oznog: [i289.photobucket.com image 755x565][i5.photobucket.com image 303x342][0.tqn.com image 500x500]Hmm, what about the shaved w/trimmed beard look? (none of these are me)
pute kisses like a man: not to condemn the whole world, but the half a dozen people I know who shaved their heads have all been phony-bolognas./ just let the chips/hair follicles fall. dress appropriately for your circumstances and comb your hair, if you have any. trying any harder makes you look like you're trying real hard. shaving that much real estate is trying real hard in my book.
Freakin Rican: Lollipop165: I have a bit of a fetish for bald men.But there's a difference between shaved bald (Michael Jordan) and thinning.how you doin'shaved bald....
Meerlar: i started losing the battle with my hair line when i was still in high school... so, when i was in my mid-twenties, I bit the bullet and shaved it all off. (it was shoulder length when I lopped it all off)/no plans to let it grow back.//ever.
Slartibartfaster: As a long haired man CEO of companies on multiple continents, I'm getiing a kick ...//bisexual but in a long term monogamous relationship for almost two decades/ bald head men are genetically inferior
cheezitmojo: Another option, if going bald, is to grow out a rockin' pony. Works like a charm.
skullkrusher: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 287x400]
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