CapeFearCadaver: Meh, genes. There's about five or six of them that I know and each one started going bald late 20's to early 30's. I think it sucked worse for them because they were all metal musicians and the long hair to begin with. Plenty of other guys around here still have their flowing locks.
Lollipop165: Freakin Rican: Lollipop165: I have a bit of a fetish for bald men.But there's a difference between shaved bald (Michael Jordan) and thinning.how you doin'shaved bald....Shaved bald and in QUEENS! I'll keep an eye out for a cute bald Rican on the 7 train :-)
The_Sponge: SlothB77: it definitely works for bryan cranstan.he goes from spineless father:[static.tvguide.com image 215x330]to badass druglord:[www.cadenaser.com image 668x418]Technically, he went from creepy dentist to spineless father to badass druglord.
SlothB77: it definitely works for bryan cranstan.he goes from spineless father:[static.tvguide.com image 215x330]to badass druglord:[www.cadenaser.com image 668x418]
HotWingConspiracy: karmaceutical: Black dudes can pull this look off. White dudes who try, we all know your are just going bald. You don't have to pretend anymore.I don't get this. How is shaving your head pretending you aren't going bald?
Pray 4 Mojo: I shave my head... and have a long goatee.And I'm pretty sure I'm the first one to ever do that./not balding, just hate paying for haircuts.
Marcintosh: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: No paying for haircuts.No buying combs, brushes, shampoo or conditioner.No waking up and having to shower to fix your hair.No worrying about your hair being messed up in pictures.Pretty much a win all around.Not so, I had to shave my head every other day. If I don't I begin to look like Aqualung going for the interview.I used more shaving cream in six months than I did in three years.And then there's the perspiration otherwise known as "That Nasty Glistening on you Noggin, Bro"Some will deal with it some won't - I'll be bald eventually I suppose. It's okay, I had hair down to my belt so, I'm good with it.I don't care for Dave Barry's sense of humor but one day he pointed out that bald white guys look like giant thumbs. I don't know about you but I did so, I let my comb over come back.Besides everyone at work thought I was going through chemo and never asked about it. Bunch of idiots
Oznog: Hmm, what about the shaved w/trimmed beard look? (none of these are me)
FarkinHostile: With:[img.photobucket.com image 640x425]Without:[img.photobucket.com image 799x535]
UncleStumpy: Slartibartfaster: As a long haired man CEO of companies on multiple continents, I'm getiing a kick ...//bisexual but in a long term monogamous relationship for almost two decades/ bald head men are genetically inferiorI just checked out your profile, you have been to almost everywhere in Canada except my home province lol.I truly love Manitoba, it's not nearly as bad as a lot of outsiders make it.That said, can't wait to move to Michigan with my fiancé and her two boys
rogue49: I couldn't agree more...I hate "whisps".
Ed Finnerty: [dtdstudios.com image 298x379]
JeffreyScott: FarkinHostile: With:[img.photobucket.com image 640x425]Without:[img.photobucket.com image 799x535]You definitely look more impressive with a hot girl on your lap.
CapeFearCadaver: All of my guy friends who shave their heads did so strickly because of premature baldness.
Lollipop165: I have a bit of a fetish for bald men.But there's a difference between shaved bald (Michael Jordan) and thinning.
Slartibartfaster: Can you pick a balding man that has actually HAD authority ?Pick a culture, pick 3 leaders that had authority, count how many are bald.
Bad_Seed: Slartibartfaster: Can you pick a balding man that has actually HAD authority ?Pick a culture, pick 3 leaders that had authority, count how many are bald.In Russia they alternate:Medvedev[3.bp.blogspot.com image 321x450]Putin [financialpostbusiness.files.wordpress.com image 620x465] Yeltsin[img.metro.co.uk image 450x608]Gorbachov[ponderingsfrompluto.files.wordpress.com image 329x480]Chernenko[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x262]Andropov[www.tristarmedia.com image 218x215]Brezhnev[media-1.web.britannica.com image 239x300]Kruschev[www.factbook.org image 265x300]Stalin[www.biography.com image 402x402]Lenin [upload.wikimedia.org image 225x237]Nicholas II[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x312] Alexander III[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x260]
Slartibartfaster: Can you pick a balding man that has actually HAD authority ?
vudukungfu: Dude, looks like the locks were working for you.But. . .who knows?
FunkOut: [24.media.tumblr.com image 400x539]
CheekyMonkey: Eventually, I wised up and started growing it back in the winter.
snocone: If you buy into this chit in the first place, you are no real man.Or is the word actual?/que duck for word of the day//real men can afford not to give two chits///hair is a very poor contender to wallet
CapeFearCadaver: CheekyMonkey: Eventually, I wised up and started growing it back in the winter.Did the beanie not work for you?
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