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(azcentral.com)   Heineken: No Mr. bin Laden, we dont want you to endorse our beer   (azcentral.com) divider line 33
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2001-11-20 12:05:01 AM
is he trying to endorse that polygamy porter with Michael jordan again?

Those two are always about the benjamins!
 
2001-11-20 12:05:38 AM
Damn you Heineken! Maybe if you were more addicting, Bin Laden would be a Beirut drunk and not a terrorist!
 
2001-11-20 12:10:02 AM
Afghanistan PSA: Please don't mistake cluster bombs for Heineken 12-pack rations!

Heineken--official beer of the 2001 Al Queda terrorist camps!
 
2001-11-20 12:11:12 AM
"Furthermore, Heineken, being a premium beer, is most unlikely to be favoured because of its cheapness."

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Heeheeheeheehee...

Hmmm...

Bwahahahahahaha!

<begins to hyperventilate>
 
2001-11-20 12:14:25 AM
Bin Laden was, and still is, drinking the juice out of a green dick. They just got confused in their translation.

He's a sperm burper
 
2001-11-20 12:15:57 AM
Ah yes. Nothing like turning everything you touch into poison. Hey Bin Laden, would you consider endorsing the RIAA? I never really liked them anyways.
 
2001-11-20 12:16:10 AM
Maybe if bin Laden was into harder liquor, he would have died of alcohol poisoning long ago (he's not a big guy, right?).

Also, what was a bin Laden party like? What kind of drinking games did they play? I'm betting they involved automatic weapons and lots of flag burning.
 
2001-11-20 12:19:19 AM
Wait a second. The RIAA is already poison. What am I saying???
 
2001-11-20 12:26:02 AM
'Usama can kiss my heine'
 
2001-11-20 12:29:25 AM
'Usama sucks heine'
 
2001-11-20 12:35:39 AM
> Natural Selection:(he's not a big guy, right?) <
He's like, six-foot-six according to the FBI's Most Wanted list: http://www.fbi.gov/mostwant/topten/fugitives/laden.htm

And where do they get off calling Heineken BEER anyway!
 
2001-11-20 12:36:29 AM
And don't forget their other favorite party game, "Pin the blame on the Great Satans!"
 
2001-11-20 12:39:58 AM
Holy Fark! The FBI also says: "He is left-handed"
Does this mean he is a transsexual?(http://www.xtra.co.nz/health/0,,752-896940,00.html)

BWA-HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

Wait a minnit. Does that mean he USED to be a woman, or WANTS to be a woman?
 
2001-11-20 12:49:40 AM
ahhh, heineken: the taste of amsterdam
(further memories of kind weed and... other stuff)
 
2001-11-20 02:38:06 AM
Makes me wonder if he's going to put the long full beard out of style. Benedict rid us of people named Benedict, Hitler rid us of the mini-stash (and the name Hitler)...maybe this is next.
 
2001-11-20 02:54:13 AM
Oh, please. I can just see the next line:
"Heineken dissociates itself for drunk-driving, wife-beating psychopath." They sell a drug. fark 'em for trying to be all pure and high and mighty. Don't get me wrong - I"m a chick who loves beer. But they don't only sell it to nice people.
 
2001-11-20 04:00:35 AM
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 98 more bottles of beer on the wall.

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 97 more bottles of beer on the wall.

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 96 more bottles of beer on the wall.

96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 95 more bottles of beer on the wall.

95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 94 more bottles of beer on the wall.

94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 93 more bottles of beer on the wall.

93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 92 more bottles of beer on the wall.

92 bottles of beer on the wall, 92 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 91 more bottles of beer on the wall.

...I have to take a leak...
 
2001-11-20 04:44:58 AM
"Heineken - reaches the parts American special forces cannot reach."
 
2001-11-20 05:45:56 AM


Somebody had to do it.
Hope this is OK mods I cut it back as far as posible.
 
2001-11-20 05:48:52 AM
*fart*
 
2001-11-20 06:59:52 AM
4Score, if it is removed, try making the bottle bigger and cover the area in question.
 
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2001-11-20 09:28:46 AM
does this mean we are not supposed to drink heineken or drive Toyotas? I have always been taught that if you use the same products as somebody you agree with everything they say.

---the sheep goes Baaaaa.
 
2001-11-20 10:12:39 AM
What is this Dutch day on Fark??
 
J1
2001-11-20 10:31:19 AM
JOHNDX Yeah, cool huh? You get to smoke pot and go to the hookers without being arrested.

The downside obviously is that you have to wear clogs and pay for your own drinks.
 
2001-11-20 10:54:51 AM


Coincidence?
 
2001-11-20 11:08:49 AM
heineken? fark that shiat! pabst blue ribbon!
 
2001-11-20 11:43:09 AM
Dammit, if a terrorist can't drink a Heineken,
then...the terrorists...have already.......won.
nevermind.
 
2001-11-20 11:44:05 AM
Thegrue-
P.B.R. O.B.L. A.S.A.P. !!
 
2001-11-20 12:55:31 PM
Thegrue: Niiiice :)
 
2001-11-20 01:53:29 PM
Say it ain't so?!
 
2001-11-20 03:26:11 PM
Ah, it's no big deal. Heineken tastes like an attempt by Asswieser (Budwieser) to brew German beer anyway.
 
2001-11-20 08:58:08 PM
Hitler drove around in a Mercedes, woo-woo !!!
 
2001-11-20 11:21:49 PM
That just killed Miller Time...

..or something to that nature.

...

Nevermind.

Damn.


-VagiClean, huh? Whats wrong honey? Got a little extra cheese on the Taco?
 
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