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(Yahoo)   Ahmadinejad's cameraman defects during his U.N. visit; looks to get his dream job at Adobe Photoshop   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 56
    More: Obvious, Ahmadinejad, Arab Muslims, press freedom, international sanctions, linguistic prescription, the constitution, Asylum in the United States, Plain and Simple  
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2012-10-01 01:22:17 PM
%Camerman, camerman, does whatever a camer can%
 
2012-10-01 01:26:15 PM
They should have bought the extended warranty.
 
2012-10-01 01:34:12 PM
+1

Old memes can be funny
 
2012-10-01 01:37:33 PM
"A, sir... I need to run to the store to get some, uh, white-balance fluid for my, uh, zoom mic. I'll be riiiiiight back."
 
2012-10-01 01:38:48 PM

shower_in_my_socks: "A, sir... I need to run to the store to get some, uh, white-balance fluid for my, uh, zoom mic. I'll be riiiiiight back."


Get me some new color bars while you're there.
 
2012-10-01 01:42:01 PM
It's not clear under what grounds Khanban can apply for asylum, but the lack of press freedom in Iran is a good start.

I'm guessing it might be for more basic, fundamental reasons than a poor career choice for that country.
 
2012-10-01 01:48:09 PM
Ahmadinejad's camerman defects during his U.N. visit; looks to get his dream job at Adobe Photoshop after effects

FTFY
 
2012-10-01 02:22:03 PM
As someone who works in the same building with the Iranian UN Mission... I'm getting a kick

/lots of SS and other snoping types downstairs today. More so than last week.
 
2012-10-01 03:15:38 PM

North_Central_Positronics: Get me some new color bars while you're there.



"Uh, new color bars cost about $1,000 extra, $1,500 if you want tone with them. I'll need that in cash."
 
2012-10-01 04:42:52 PM
I was going to make fun of subby for saying camerman, but I see the article has camerman as well. So now I'll have to make fun of subby for copypaste failure
 
2012-10-01 04:49:03 PM
Well done subby!
 
2012-10-01 04:49:22 PM

Diogenes: It's not clear under what grounds Khanban can apply for asylum, but the lack of press freedom in Iran is a good start.

I'm guessing it might be for more basic, fundamental reasons than a poor career choice for that country.


Yeah, all the hot girls got to cover up.

/Probably the reason 90% of cameramen got into that profession
 
2012-10-01 04:49:47 PM
A job WITH Adobe Photoshop is what I think it should say.
 
2012-10-01 04:50:49 PM
What a country!
 
2012-10-01 04:54:16 PM

North_Central_Positronics: shower_in_my_socks: "A, sir... I need to run to the store to get some, uh, white-balance fluid for my, uh, zoom mic. I'll be riiiiiight back."

Get me some new color bars while you're there.


And a can of black burst? Organic if possible.
 
2012-10-01 04:58:37 PM
Did the trampoline girl go with him?

i.ytimg.com
 
2012-10-01 04:59:41 PM
Since when do cameramen edit photographs?
 
2012-10-01 04:59:55 PM
My dream was always to get a job at Microsoft Excel, but I just took a job with a local technology company instead.
 
2012-10-01 05:03:50 PM
I told a noob newspaper designer back in the old days to go upstairs and get me a new box of Helvetica out of the cold storage.

/he got out of his chair and walked a few feet but didn't totally fall for it
 
2012-10-01 05:05:34 PM
... the lack of press freedom in Iran is a good start. The Tehran bureau was convicted in court for "spreading lies," simply for referring to a group of martial students as "assassins."

Punished for doing nothing but making a baseless accusation that some women are professional murderers? Oh, the injustice!
 
2012-10-01 05:10:24 PM
filmfanatic.org



/I Defect
 
2012-10-01 05:12:04 PM

gerbilpox: ... the lack of press freedom in Iran is a good start. The Tehran bureau was convicted in court for "spreading lies," simply for referring to a group of martial students as "assassins."

Punished for doing nothing but making a baseless accusation that some women are professional murderers? Oh, the injustice!


To be fair, the government does that there all the freakin' time.
 
2012-10-01 05:15:26 PM
file.vintageadbrowser.com
 
2012-10-01 05:18:15 PM

Doc Batarang: Did the trampoline girl go with him?

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


distilleryimage3.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-10-01 05:33:15 PM
Wait, now. Even the brass in Iran can't get decent shoes or shampoo back home, where they happen to be grandstanding the rest of the world with threats to nuke us all? Sounds like the old Cold War Ruskies, although those guys actually had hard-core tactical devices deployed.

/To his credit, Nixon called bullshiat on that

//sf. "The Kitche Debates"
 
2012-10-01 05:34:33 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [file.vintageadbrowser.com image 660x878]


That anthropomorphic penis sure likes pizza.
 
2012-10-01 05:35:32 PM

SoupJohnB: Wait, now. Even the brass in Iran can't get decent shoes or shampoo back home, where they happen to be grandstanding the rest of the world with threats to nuke us all? Sounds like the old Cold War Ruskies, although those guys actually had hard-core tactical devices deployed.

/To his credit, Nixon called bullshiat on that

//sf. "The Kitche Debates"


'Kitchen"

//busy chowing down in my own
 
2012-10-01 05:43:06 PM

Magnetar: I told a noob newspaper designer back in the old days to go upstairs and get me a new box of Helvetica out of the cold storage.

/he got out of his chair and walked a few feet but didn't totally fall for it


^this^

*CSB*

We would send the "jeep" (Just Enough Education to Pass) for all sorts of assorted items while I was in the service.

/I once sent a young know it all for the keys to the aircraft. He walked for a long time looking...
//end threadjack
///end csb
 
2012-10-01 05:55:18 PM
"Hmm, virgins after death or experienced sluts right now?"
- Cameraman
 
2012-10-01 05:58:39 PM
Hope he doesn't have any family back home...
 
2012-10-01 06:02:56 PM
And you wankers want them to have nukes.
 
2012-10-01 06:06:38 PM

SoupJohnB: Wait, now. Even the brass in Iran can't get decent shoes or shampoo back home, where they happen to be grandstanding the rest of the world with threats to nuke us all? Sounds like the old Cold War Ruskies, although those guys actually had hard-core tactical devices deployed.

/To his credit, Nixon called bullshiat on that

//sf. "The Kitchen Debates"


You must ALSO remember that Kennedy the Goat ran on the "Missile Gap" meme, which was a lie, and still had to steal the election.

The Media, to this day, has never admitted that St. Jack the Holy Martyr did either one, or raped every hole that got within arm's reach, spent most of his time stoned on a quack's painkillers, and that the Cuban Missile Crisis happened because while the American Public didn't know their president was a sex-crazed drug addict, the KGB did...

 
2012-10-01 06:10:38 PM
Very nice headline subby.
 
2012-10-01 06:16:36 PM
Perhaps he stepped away during one of the Iranians' many shopping trips. The New York Daily News reported that members of the Iranian delegation spent most of their free time shopping for drug store staples like Tylenol, shampoos, vitamins, and discount shoes that they can't get back home due to tough international sanctions. All while the president and his team settled down on two whole floors of the posh Warwick Hotel.

You forgot the buying of porn, and the visits to the local flesh bars, strip clubs, and tranny prostitutes.
 
2012-10-01 06:31:53 PM

Wrath of Heaven: My dream was always to get a job at Microsoft Excel, but I just took a job with a local technology company instead.


Came looking for similar. Not leaving disappoint

/Working at Google Docs Spreadsheet would be so much better than Excel
//First job was at Quark XPress though
 
2012-10-01 06:38:18 PM
www.wired.com

beware irans rain of death
 
2012-10-01 06:43:43 PM
well guess he can spill all those advanced photoshop techniques
 
2012-10-01 07:16:55 PM

the_celt: Magnetar: I told a noob newspaper designer back in the old days to go upstairs and get me a new box of Helvetica out of the cold storage.

/he got out of his chair and walked a few feet but didn't totally fall for it

^this^

*CSB*

We would send the "jeep" (Just Enough Education to Pass) for all sorts of assorted items while I was in the service.

/I once sent a young know it all for the keys to the aircraft. He walked for a long time looking...
//end threadjack
///end csb


When one of the pimply-faced teens I worked with at McDonald's informed me that the ice machine was running low, I sent him to the freezer to get another bag of ice mix.
 
2012-10-01 07:27:17 PM
+2 on the headline.
 
2012-10-01 07:30:14 PM

Crudbucket: When one of the pimply-faced teens I worked with at McDonald's informed me that the ice machine was running low, I sent him to the freezer to get another bag of ice mix.


That sounds like the beginning of a whacked out urban legend.

"Dude, did you know McDonald's has this ice mix that they put in all the ice?"

"Naw man, never heard that one, what do they put in their ice?"

"I don't know, but Stan spend his entire shift looking for it."

"Woah, so it's like secret and shiat huh?"
 
2012-10-01 07:30:48 PM

Crudbucket: the_celt: Magnetar: I told a noob newspaper designer back in the old days to go upstairs and get me a new box of Helvetica out of the cold storage.

/he got out of his chair and walked a few feet but didn't totally fall for it

^this^

*CSB*

We would send the "jeep" (Just Enough Education to Pass) for all sorts of assorted items while I was in the service.

/I once sent a young know it all for the keys to the aircraft. He walked for a long time looking...
//end threadjack
///end csb

When one of the pimply-faced teens I worked with at McDonald's informed me that the ice machine was running low, I sent him to the freezer to get another bag of ice mix.


I was once asked to call Bill D. Boats at the local barge building company about his computer problems. At first, I assumed it was a joke, he did work there and saw nothing strange about his name.
 
2012-10-01 07:36:27 PM

Crudbucket: the_celt: Magnetar: I told a noob newspaper designer back in the old days to go upstairs and get me a new box of Helvetica out of the cold storage.

/he got out of his chair and walked a few feet but didn't totally fall for it

^this^

*CSB*

We would send the "jeep" (Just Enough Education to Pass) for all sorts of assorted items while I was in the service.

/I once sent a young know it all for the keys to the aircraft. He walked for a long time looking...
//end threadjack
///end csb

When one of the pimply-faced teens I worked with at McDonald's informed me that the ice machine was running low, I sent him to the freezer to get another bag of ice mix.


Did he defect?
 
2012-10-01 07:44:26 PM

Magnetar: I told a noob newspaper designer back in the old days to go upstairs and get me a new box of Helvetica out of the cold storage.

/he got out of his chair and walked a few feet but didn't totally fall for it


If you guys had any letterpress machines, that almost makes sense. I mean, it's not like you'd really do foil or embossing for newspaper, but still...
 
2012-10-01 07:52:56 PM
I worked in telecom briefly. We sent a shovel operator to the truck for a bucket of dialtone.

He was determined not to come back empty handed, and missed lunch.

/I don't think he defected
//defective, maybe
 
2012-10-01 07:54:51 PM
Y'all are cruel snipe-hunters...
 
2012-10-01 08:19:32 PM

SoupJohnB: Wait, now. Even the brass in Iran can't get decent shoes or shampoo back home, where they happen to be grandstanding the rest of the world with threats to nuke us all? Sounds like the old Cold War Ruskies, although those guys actually had hard-core tactical devices deployed.



They can't get the same products in their country due to sanctions but they have their own stuff too.

/Frickin prej.
 
2012-10-01 09:06:51 PM

shower_in_my_socks: "A, sir... I need to run to the store to get some, uh, white-balance fluid for my, uh, zoom mic. I'll be riiiiiight back."


www.wearysloth.com


Look, I know he called for minimal lighting. Right, well, very often, minimal means a lot more photographically than I think, well... than I think most people understand... anyway, I'm going to get a zoom lens.
 
2012-10-01 09:25:28 PM

hamsack: [filmfanatic.org image 525x350]



/I Defect


Either I'm getting old or we just have the same taste in movies...
 
2012-10-02 12:20:01 AM

Fano: shower_in_my_socks: "A, sir... I need to run to the store to get some, uh, white-balance fluid for my, uh, zoom mic. I'll be riiiiiight back."

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]


Look, I know he called for minimal lighting. Right, well, very often, minimal means a lot more photographically than I think, well... than I think most people understand... anyway, I'm going to get a zoom lens.


You'll forgive me if my mind isnt on the lighting of the film right now.
 
2012-10-02 12:32:17 AM

TomD9938: Fano: shower_in_my_socks: "A, sir... I need to run to the store to get some, uh, white-balance fluid for my, uh, zoom mic. I'll be riiiiiight back."

[www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]


Look, I know he called for minimal lighting. Right, well, very often, minimal means a lot more photographically than I think, well... than I think most people understand... anyway, I'm going to get a zoom lens.

You'll forgive me if my mind isnt on the lighting of the film right now.


Oh yeah.... you have to go somewhere.. or...?
 
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