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(BusinessWeek)   Actual headline: "How to Find Porn on the Internet"   (businessweek.com) divider line 42
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2012-10-01 02:50:38 PM  
7 votes:
If porn was removed from the internet there would only be one site left: www.wheredidalltheporngo.com
2012-10-01 02:40:44 PM  
6 votes:
I proved to my wife the other day that it doesn't matter what you plug into Google, it will return porn.

I googled "shaving your schnauzer", "piston dicking" and "amish bukkake bonnets". Porn, every time.
2012-10-01 02:38:40 PM  
6 votes:
Step 1: get a box
Step 2: cut a hole in that box
Step 3: stick your dick in that box
2012-10-01 12:52:41 PM  
6 votes:
Step one: go to http://www.google.com
Step two: type in "granny takes it up the butt from a horse"
Step three: fap
2012-10-01 02:45:20 PM  
4 votes:
His larger plan is to revive the for-pay porn business, which has been overwhelmed by free online smut. Customers will shell out a few bucks to satiate their carnal appetites if they know they'll get superior production values in a fraud-free environment, according to Lawley.

i830.photobucket.com
2012-10-01 01:15:22 PM  
4 votes:
Step 1: Go to Google.com
Step 2: Click Image Search
Step 3: Open a dictionary to any page, pick a random word, and search ist.

Fap.
2012-10-01 02:44:15 PM  
3 votes:
play.esea.net
I thought the Internet was for nerds?
2012-10-01 02:37:04 PM  
3 votes:
AOL Keyword: porn
2012-10-01 04:22:52 PM  
2 votes:

optimistic_cynic: Love that picture, getting all coffee'd up and ready for some porn surfin'.


i48.tinypic.com
2012-10-01 04:06:05 PM  
2 votes:
Although i have a nearly unlimited supply, thanks to the internet, I still read the article in case it told me how to get more..

/might have a problem
2012-10-01 02:58:08 PM  
2 votes:

dennysgod: How to find pron on the Internet? It's simple, any site that doesn't contain cats contains porn.


And sometimes a site has both.

Indifferent cats in amateur porn (NSFW)
2012-10-01 02:45:49 PM  
2 votes:

cman: Step one: go to http://www.google.com

enter the name of a popular website wrong.

for example instead of typing biblestudy.com make a slight typo of hotsluts4u.xxx, just a slip of the hand
2012-10-01 02:41:29 PM  
2 votes:
Isn't there one of those Porn for Dummy's books out there?
2012-10-01 02:36:08 PM  
2 votes:
Step 1: open eyes
2012-10-01 01:37:12 PM  
2 votes:

poonesfarm: Porn? On my internet?


It's more lick me than you think.
2012-10-01 01:10:00 PM  
2 votes:

Cythraul: You know, it's just, inter-species geriatric equine porn isn't really my thing.


Then what the hell are you doing with your life?
2012-10-01 12:55:47 PM  
2 votes:

cman: Step one: go to http://www.google.com
Step two: type in "granny takes it up the butt from a horse"
Step three: fap


Can I search for something different than that? You know, it's just, inter-species geriatric equine porn isn't really my thing.
2012-10-01 10:18:16 PM  
1 votes:

ScottRiqui: I didn't notice any huge influxes of clueless newbies on Usenet until AOL and similar services began offering their portals.


Man, I miss seeing postings from elderly WebTV users whose brains didn't work well enough to hold a whole thought during the length of time it took to type a sentence using a TV remote (if they hadn't paid extra for a keyboard.) It was usually something like "I would like to complain about I like mittens." You could see their brain taking a nap around the fourth or fifth word.
2012-10-01 07:02:05 PM  
1 votes:

Mouser: Cythraul: cman: Step one: go to http://www.google.com
Step two: type in "granny takes it up the butt from a horse"
Step three: fap

Can I search for something different than that? You know, it's just, inter-species geriatric equine porn isn't really my thing.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 585x583]

Doesn't find you very hot, either, sonny.


i225.photobucket.com 

/quick, dirty, and so, so wrong...
2012-10-01 04:37:44 PM  
1 votes:
Lawley makes money from fees he charges website operators. His larger plan is to revive the for-pay porn

Good luck with that.

This is what is known as "shoveling shiat against the tide."
2012-10-01 04:21:43 PM  
1 votes:

dwade: Proud I have a 2 terabyte external hard drive full of porn. I've done the math, if you assume im gonna fap once a day and it takes me 15 minutes, it will take me 37 years to watch it all.


My fapathons usually last 2 to 3 hours.

...the things I've seen.
2012-10-01 04:14:23 PM  
1 votes:
wait, wait wait, you mean there's PORN on the INTERNET?!!! When did THIS happen? And why did nobody tell me of this??
2012-10-01 03:52:33 PM  
1 votes:
Step one: go to http://google.com
Step two: turn safe search off
Step three: spin around in a circle really fast about 20 times, till youre a little bit dizzy
Step four: smash face into keyboard and hit enter
2012-10-01 03:46:43 PM  
1 votes:
Step 1. Go to imagefap
Step 2. Search "lolita"
Step 3. Fap like crazy

Remember - if you really want to make sure your search history is fully erased you have to delete the backup copies cached in the System32 files. Windows gives you some BS warning about deleting these because it slows down your Internet explorer the next time you browse because it has to download everything again rather than accessing the temp files stored on your computer.
2012-10-01 03:33:51 PM  
1 votes:

JackieRabbit: Here's one thing I have never understood. Like most people, I have found that just about any search phrase can be used directly or modified to return gobs of porn. But in all my time on the internet (since there was an internet), I have never come across any kiddie porn. I've never seen a kiddie porn lovers discussion forum either. Do kiddie porn aficionado have some sort of underground network and if so, how do they find one another?


latimesblogs.latimes.com
2012-10-01 03:26:54 PM  
1 votes:
I either weep or rejoice for where this thread may go.
2012-10-01 03:19:48 PM  
1 votes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LVr1hRjbKvQ
2012-10-01 03:04:49 PM  
1 votes:
i0.kym-cdn.com
2012-10-01 02:59:37 PM  
1 votes:
s3.amazonaws.com
2012-10-01 02:53:56 PM  
1 votes:

grinding_journalist: His larger plan is to revive the for-pay porn business, which has been overwhelmed by free online smut. Customers will shell out a few bucks to satiate their carnal appetites if they know they'll get superior production values in a fraud-free environment, according to Lawley.

[i830.photobucket.com image 231x218]


Yeah some people just can not tolerate the idea that somebody is getting something for free and not paying them for it.

Only a matter of time before somebody does find a way to make a market for air.

Hail Skroob.
2012-10-01 02:51:01 PM  
1 votes:
How to find pron on the Internet? It's simple, any site that doesn't contain cats contains porn.
2012-10-01 02:49:27 PM  
1 votes:

Arthur Prefect: FTA:

"According to Lawley, Search.xxx "will customize users' experience" based on previous searches and will create no online "trails." In other words, no evidence will exist on the user's URL history or other search engines."

Perhaps I am unfamiliar with how these things work, but how do you not create an online trail and still be able to customise search results based on previous use?


Keyser Soze
2012-10-01 02:43:43 PM  
1 votes:
Push "Power" button

Click Internet Browser.

TAH DAH!!!
2012-10-01 02:42:25 PM  
1 votes:
Wait wait wait...you mean to tell me I don't have to wait for BIE threads?

/thanks for the browser history, BusinessWeek
2012-10-01 02:42:12 PM  
1 votes:

thecpt: , porn comes to you


does s07iet ru$$i4 get filter pwned?
2012-10-01 02:41:31 PM  
1 votes:
I require internet porn to come find me.

Search for it? Really? Try not finding it without a family filter in place. Now there's a challenge.
2012-10-01 02:37:19 PM  
1 votes:
Is this where we invoke rule 34?
2012-10-01 02:37:00 PM  
1 votes:
Step 1: Go to Google Image Search.
Step 2: Type in any woman's first name.
Step 3: Fap. Rinse and repeat.
2012-10-01 01:36:37 PM  
1 votes:
Granny is off, beating a horse.
2012-10-01 01:30:23 PM  
1 votes:
Porn? On my internet?
2012-10-01 01:11:34 PM  
1 votes:
The internet is for porn.
2012-10-01 12:48:33 PM  
1 votes:
That requires instructions?
 
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