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2012-10-01 12:48:33 PM  
That requires instructions?
 
2012-10-01 12:52:41 PM  
Step one: go to http://www.google.com
Step two: type in "granny takes it up the butt from a horse"
Step three: fap
 
2012-10-01 12:55:47 PM  

cman: Step one: go to http://www.google.com
Step two: type in "granny takes it up the butt from a horse"
Step three: fap


Can I search for something different than that? You know, it's just, inter-species geriatric equine porn isn't really my thing.
 
2012-10-01 12:58:05 PM  

Cythraul: cman: Step one: go to http://www.google.com
Step two: type in "granny takes it up the butt from a horse"
Step three: fap

Can I search for something different than that? You know, it's just, inter-species geriatric equine porn isn't really my thing.


In your case, I would suggest "male stripper groped". I am not gay, but sometimes for some strange reason I like to see a male stripper getting groped by a shiatload of ladies in the crowd.
 
2012-10-01 01:10:00 PM  

Cythraul: You know, it's just, inter-species geriatric equine porn isn't really my thing.


Then what the hell are you doing with your life?
 
2012-10-01 01:11:34 PM  
The internet is for porn.
 
2012-10-01 01:15:22 PM  
Step 1: Go to Google.com
Step 2: Click Image Search
Step 3: Open a dictionary to any page, pick a random word, and search ist.

Fap.
 
2012-10-01 01:30:23 PM  
Porn? On my internet?
 
2012-10-01 01:36:37 PM  
Granny is off, beating a horse.
 
2012-10-01 01:37:12 PM  

poonesfarm: Porn? On my internet?


It's more lick me than you think.
 
2012-10-01 02:08:23 PM  
there is something other than porn on the internet?
 
2012-10-01 02:14:52 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: there is something other than porn on the internet?


Believe it or not, the Internet was originally designed with military applications in mind. Then big business and academia became involved and the military handed the network off to civilian control. Porn has played a significant role in the commercialization of the Internet.

/The Moar You Know
 
2012-10-01 02:36:08 PM  
Step 1: open eyes
 
2012-10-01 02:37:00 PM  
Step 1: Go to Google Image Search.
Step 2: Type in any woman's first name.
Step 3: Fap. Rinse and repeat.
 
2012-10-01 02:37:04 PM  
AOL Keyword: porn
 
2012-10-01 02:37:19 PM  
Is this where we invoke rule 34?
 
2012-10-01 02:38:06 PM  
FTA:

"According to Lawley, Search.xxx "will customize users' experience" based on previous searches and will create no online "trails." In other words, no evidence will exist on the user's URL history or other search engines."

Perhaps I am unfamiliar with how these things work, but how do you not create an online trail and still be able to customise search results based on previous use?
 
2012-10-01 02:38:31 PM  
porn comes to you, usually on the backs of cats through a series of tubes.

It's pretty much how the internet works.
 
2012-10-01 02:38:40 PM  
Step 1: get a box
Step 2: cut a hole in that box
Step 3: stick your dick in that box
 
2012-10-01 02:39:43 PM  
While it may seem simple, I'm now convinced that I have to read this article just to make sure I'm not doing it wrong.
 
2012-10-01 02:40:29 PM  
Whoa! And here I thought the internet was just for email and weather radar.
 
2012-10-01 02:40:44 PM  
I proved to my wife the other day that it doesn't matter what you plug into Google, it will return porn.

I googled "shaving your schnauzer", "piston dicking" and "amish bukkake bonnets". Porn, every time.
 
2012-10-01 02:40:48 PM  
I looked under the baked potato and there it was!
 
2012-10-01 02:41:29 PM  
Isn't there one of those Porn for Dummy's books out there?
 
2012-10-01 02:41:31 PM  
I require internet porn to come find me.

Search for it? Really? Try not finding it without a family filter in place. Now there's a challenge.
 
2012-10-01 02:42:12 PM  

thecpt: , porn comes to you


does s07iet ru$$i4 get filter pwned?
 
2012-10-01 02:42:25 PM  
Wait wait wait...you mean to tell me I don't have to wait for BIE threads?

/thanks for the browser history, BusinessWeek
 
2012-10-01 02:42:31 PM  
Boobies?
Interwebz?
Email?

trying to hard?
 
2012-10-01 02:42:42 PM  
Love that picture, getting all coffee'd up and ready for some porn surfin'.
 
2012-10-01 02:43:43 PM  
Push "Power" button

Click Internet Browser.

TAH DAH!!!
 
2012-10-01 02:44:09 PM  

Arthur Prefect: FTA:

"According to Lawley, Search.xxx "will customize users' experience" based on previous searches and will create no online "trails." In other words, no evidence will exist on the user's URL history or other search engines."

Perhaps I am unfamiliar with how these things work, but how do you not create an online trail and still be able to customise search results based on previous use?


They probably just mean there is no trail on your computer. They will retain records of what you fap to on their side.
 
2012-10-01 02:44:15 PM  
play.esea.net
I thought the Internet was for nerds?
 
2012-10-01 02:45:20 PM  
His larger plan is to revive the for-pay porn business, which has been overwhelmed by free online smut. Customers will shell out a few bucks to satiate their carnal appetites if they know they'll get superior production values in a fraud-free environment, according to Lawley.

i830.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 02:45:23 PM  

skinink: Step 1: get a box
Step 2: cut a hole in that box
Step 3: stick your dick in that box


Ah yes; the box. It's just a life support system for the hole in the box.
 
2012-10-01 02:45:30 PM  
It's called tubegalore and it's all you need. That and shift+ctrl+n
 
2012-10-01 02:45:49 PM  

cman: Step one: go to http://www.google.com

enter the name of a popular website wrong.

for example instead of typing biblestudy.com make a slight typo of hotsluts4u.xxx, just a slip of the hand
 
2012-10-01 02:46:38 PM  
Googling "fark" and "porn" is a good way to remind oneself that the human race is doomed.
 
2012-10-01 02:46:53 PM  
 
2012-10-01 02:47:37 PM  
What I like to do is just type in a random word, it can be any word at all, then go to google pictures and see how many pictures it takes until the first one of a hot girl shows up (or just porn in general).
 
2012-10-01 02:49:27 PM  

Arthur Prefect: FTA:

"According to Lawley, Search.xxx "will customize users' experience" based on previous searches and will create no online "trails." In other words, no evidence will exist on the user's URL history or other search engines."

Perhaps I am unfamiliar with how these things work, but how do you not create an online trail and still be able to customise search results based on previous use?


Keyser Soze
 
2012-10-01 02:50:06 PM  
To everyone saying "Dur, just go to Google and type in shiat and click it" :

Yes, this is how our elderly parents and stupid younger siblings get their computer filled with goddamned crazy viruses and shiat.

I'm about ready to give my father a post-it with some addresses on it and say "And for god's sake, clear everything when you're done. Mom isn't buying the "I clicked on an ad from a car forum" excuse and she's tired of Russian titty pop up ads invading the computer.
 
2012-10-01 02:50:35 PM  
One would more likely find porn in an attempt to find this article.
 
2012-10-01 02:50:38 PM  
If porn was removed from the internet there would only be one site left: www.wheredidalltheporngo.com
 
2012-10-01 02:51:01 PM  
How to find pron on the Internet? It's simple, any site that doesn't contain cats contains porn.
 
2012-10-01 02:53:55 PM  
Private browsing and TubeGalore.
 
2012-10-01 02:53:56 PM  

grinding_journalist: His larger plan is to revive the for-pay porn business, which has been overwhelmed by free online smut. Customers will shell out a few bucks to satiate their carnal appetites if they know they'll get superior production values in a fraud-free environment, according to Lawley.

[i830.photobucket.com image 231x218]


Yeah some people just can not tolerate the idea that somebody is getting something for free and not paying them for it.

Only a matter of time before somebody does find a way to make a market for air.

Hail Skroob.
 
2012-10-01 02:54:23 PM  

Teknowaffle: Step 1: Go to Google.com
Step 2: Click Image Search
Step 3: Open a dictionary to any page, pick a random word, and search ist.

Fap.


That works for a lot of words, but sometimes you encounter a word that you would totally expect to kick back a boatload of porn, that somehow takes pages of results to come up with even simple nudity. For example, the word "supple" doesn't even show naked boobs until page 8 (and that's with SafeSearch off).
 
2012-10-01 02:54:49 PM  

grinding_journalist: His larger plan is to revive the for-pay porn business, which has been overwhelmed by free online smut. Customers will shell out a few bucks to satiate their carnal appetites if they know they'll get superior production values in a fraud-free environment, according to Lawley.

[i830.photobucket.com image 231x218]


Maybe he's on to something. Having a "sanitized" porn experience may appeal to the not-so-Internet savvy surfers out there who may worry about their family finding out. If they can assure customers they won't get porn malware, spam, X-rated pop-ups, etc. He may get the poor-tech skill demographic. Kind of like how Apple controls the iTunes store to reduce the number of bad/malware ridden apps.

/reduce, not eliminate.
//"sanitized porn experience" == my head asplode
 
2012-10-01 02:56:32 PM  

GooberMcFly: I proved to my wife the other day that it doesn't matter what you plug into Google, it will return porn.

I googled "shaving your schnauzer", "piston dicking" and "amish bukkake bonnets". Porn, every time.


I once typed "muddy boots" and porn
 
2012-10-01 02:57:32 PM  
Ovguide --> adult*

*Bring a pair waders, you'll be hip deep in filth.
 
2012-10-01 02:57:53 PM  

cman: In your case, I would suggest "male stripper groped". I am not gay, but sometimes for some strange reason I like to see a male stripper getting groped by a shiatload of ladies in the crowd.


Not that I know about such things, but you're more likely to stumble on dudes groping the strippers or those bachelorette parties with high-RPM bangin' of the bridesmaids, just saying.

HotWingConspiracy: Arthur Prefect: FTA:

"According to Lawley, Search.xxx "will customize users' experience" based on previous searches and will create no online "trails." In other words, no evidence will exist on the user's URL history or other search engines."

Perhaps I am unfamiliar with how these things work, but how do you not create an online trail and still be able to customise search results based on previous use?

They probably just mean there is no trail on your computer. They will retain records of what you fap to on their side.


Geeks call this sort of thing "Private Browsing" and every single browser offers it free now, even on the freaking iPhone/iPad. Why would anyone pay for that? This company probably just enables the setting in your browser.

Wait, these are the same people who pay for porn in the first place.
 
2012-10-01 02:58:08 PM  

dennysgod: How to find pron on the Internet? It's simple, any site that doesn't contain cats contains porn.


And sometimes a site has both.

Indifferent cats in amateur porn (NSFW)
 
2012-10-01 02:58:37 PM  

cman: Step one: go to http://www.google.com
Step two: type in "granny takes it up the butt from a horse"
Step three: fap


Granny knows how to have fun.
 
2012-10-01 02:58:45 PM  

grinding_journalist: His larger plan is to revive the for-pay porn business, which has been overwhelmed by free online smut. Customers will shell out a few bucks to satiate their carnal appetites if they know they'll get superior production values in a fraud-free environment, according to Lawley.

[i830.photobucket.com image 231x218]


" Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public." ~H. L. Mencken
 
2012-10-01 02:58:49 PM  

syberpud: grinding_journalist: His larger plan is to revive the for-pay porn business, which has been overwhelmed by free online smut. Customers will shell out a few bucks to satiate their carnal appetites if they know they'll get superior production values in a fraud-free environment, according to Lawley.

[i830.photobucket.com image 231x218]

Maybe he's on to something. Having a "sanitized" porn experience may appeal to the not-so-Internet savvy surfers out there who may worry about their family finding out. If they can assure customers they won't get porn malware, spam, X-rated pop-ups, etc. He may get the poor-tech skill demographic. Kind of like how Apple controls the iTunes store to reduce the number of bad/malware ridden apps.

/reduce, not eliminate.
//"sanitized porn experience" == my head asplode


The age-old conundrum - how to open your ports for the good stuff without the bad stuff getting in and infecting the rest of your system.
 
2012-10-01 02:59:17 PM  

bullwrinkle: GooberMcFly: I proved to my wife the other day that it doesn't matter what you plug into Google, it will return porn.

I googled "shaving your schnauzer", "piston dicking" and "amish bukkake bonnets". Porn, every time.

I once typed "muddy boots" and porn


You can probably thank urbandictionary for this.
 
2012-10-01 02:59:37 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-10-01 03:00:24 PM  

fruitloop: Wait wait wait...you mean to tell me I don't have to wait for BIE threads?

/thanks for the browser history, BusinessWeek


Wait for tomorrow. The mod I suspect works on Tuesdays.
 
2012-10-01 03:02:02 PM  

Cheron: cman: Step one: go to http://www.google.com enter the name of a popular website wrong.

for example instead of typing biblestudy.com make a slight typo of hotsluts4u.xxx, just a slip of the hand


College prof did that during class. Misspelled something and bam, porn. Best day of school...EVAR!
 
2012-10-01 03:04:42 PM  

foxyshadis: Not that I know about such things, but you're more likely to stumble on dudes groping the strippers or those bachelorette parties with high-RPM bangin' of the bridesmaids, just saying.


THats why I added the caveat that I wasnt gay. Its a 50/50 split on the straight to gay ratio of that genre.
 
2012-10-01 03:04:49 PM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-01 03:08:26 PM  
There's porn on the internet?
 
2012-10-01 03:09:22 PM  
Wait....there's pron on the internet?!?!?!?
 
2012-10-01 03:10:06 PM  
Um, press Return?
 
2012-10-01 03:11:12 PM  

grinding_journalist: His larger plan is to revive the for-pay porn business, which has been overwhelmed by free online smut. Customers will shell out a few bucks to satiate their carnal appetites if they know they'll get superior production values in a fraud-free environment, according to Lawley.

[i830.photobucket.com image 231x218]


Doesn't make much sense to me anyway, since the Tube sites are, by and large, all licensed content and, surprisingly, many porn surfers don't use ad-block.
 
2012-10-01 03:14:40 PM  
Google literally any word. Mission accomplished.
 
2012-10-01 03:16:55 PM  
Simple.

Go on to the Internet.
Spend time on the Internet.

/it finds you...
 
2012-10-01 03:17:24 PM  
He better sell that business pretty quick - It's obvious he knows little about people or porn

Lawley makes money from fees he charges website operators. His larger plan is to revive the for-pay porn business, which has been overwhelmed by free online smut. Customers will shell out a few bucks to satiate their carnal appetites if they know they'll get superior production values in a fraud-free environment, according to Lawley.

Porn producers are losing a ton to the tasteless, story and plot-free producers. He should read a bit more about his business. No real interest in production values other than lighting and grain free images.

In other news, if you pay, it's called "Porn", if it's free it's called "Smut"
 
2012-10-01 03:19:27 PM  
 
2012-10-01 03:19:48 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LVr1hRjbKvQ
 
2012-10-01 03:22:11 PM  
I don't know why, but I read that headline as... "How to Find Pom on the Internet"
 
2012-10-01 03:26:18 PM  
Here's one thing I have never understood. Like most people, I have found that just about any search phrase can be used directly or modified to return gobs of porn. But in all my time on the internet (since there was an internet), I have never come across any kiddie porn. I've never seen a kiddie porn lovers discussion forum either. Do kiddie porn aficionado have some sort of underground network and if so, how do they find one another?
 
2012-10-01 03:26:54 PM  
I either weep or rejoice for where this thread may go.
 
2012-10-01 03:27:00 PM  

maxx2112: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 600x469]


Ah, I've missed that image. You've brightened my day.
 
2012-10-01 03:28:44 PM  

MoronLessOff: I got half a terabyte, so watcha need?


Oh dude.

You need a hobby.

I mean, other hobbies.
 
2012-10-01 03:29:42 PM  

JackieRabbit: Here's one thing I have never understood. Like most people, I have found that just about any search phrase can be used directly or modified to return gobs of porn. But in all my time on the internet (since there was an internet), I have never come across any kiddie porn. I've never seen a kiddie porn lovers discussion forum either. Do kiddie porn aficionado have some sort of underground network and if so, how do they find one another?


Let me guess, you're asking "for a friend", right?
 
2012-10-01 03:30:09 PM  
Guy plans to bring back pay for porn? I'll take the free stuff all day long and sell advertising space. Guess who wins...
 
2012-10-01 03:32:04 PM  

JackieRabbit: Here's one thing I have never understood. Like most people, I have found that just about any search phrase can be used directly or modified to return gobs of porn. But in all my time on the internet (since there was an internet), I have never come across any kiddie porn. I've never seen a kiddie porn lovers discussion forum either. Do kiddie porn aficionado have some sort of underground network and if so, how do they find one another?


In the early days of GIS you'd get kiddie porn often.

Usenet used to have a few shiatheads that posted tons of nude children (mislabelled too) in all sorts of binary boards. They're pretty much why I stopped using usenet, since I didn't want to get caught with that stuff.
 
2012-10-01 03:32:52 PM  

kiwimoogle84: JackieRabbit: Here's one thing I have never understood. Like most people, I have found that just about any search phrase can be used directly or modified to return gobs of porn. But in all my time on the internet (since there was an internet), I have never come across any kiddie porn. I've never seen a kiddie porn lovers discussion forum either. Do kiddie porn aficionado have some sort of underground network and if so, how do they find one another?

Let me guess, you're asking "for a friend", right?


No, it's a serious question. We hear about kiddie porn and we hear about guys getting busted for it all the time. But I've never met anyone into it and the media never seems to talk about how these guys feed heir habit. This has to be the most shadowy population of people in the country.
 
2012-10-01 03:33:51 PM  

JackieRabbit: Here's one thing I have never understood. Like most people, I have found that just about any search phrase can be used directly or modified to return gobs of porn. But in all my time on the internet (since there was an internet), I have never come across any kiddie porn. I've never seen a kiddie porn lovers discussion forum either. Do kiddie porn aficionado have some sort of underground network and if so, how do they find one another?


latimesblogs.latimes.com
 
2012-10-01 03:34:04 PM  

JackieRabbit: kiwimoogle84: JackieRabbit: Here's one thing I have never understood. Like most people, I have found that just about any search phrase can be used directly or modified to return gobs of porn. But in all my time on the internet (since there was an internet), I have never come across any kiddie porn. I've never seen a kiddie porn lovers discussion forum either. Do kiddie porn aficionado have some sort of underground network and if so, how do they find one another?

Let me guess, you're asking "for a friend", right?

No, it's a serious question. We hear about kiddie porn and we hear about guys getting busted for it all the time. But I've never met anyone into it and the media never seems to talk about how these guys feed heir habit. This has to be the most shadowy population of people in the country.


I guess that is a curious question, just not one I've ever really pondered.
 
2012-10-01 03:36:53 PM  
So THAT'S why all the kids are into this Internet thing I've been hearing about!

Horny little monsters.

/come by my van
//it's down by the river
 
2012-10-01 03:36:56 PM  

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: I got half a terabyte, so watcha need?

Oh dude.

You need a hobby.

I mean, other hobbies.


Actually, I was asked to tone it down when I had 10 GB on the desktop. That's just about the time streaming became popular.
 
2012-10-01 03:36:59 PM  

JackieRabbit: Here's one thing I have never understood. Like most people, I have found that just about any search phrase can be used directly or modified to return gobs of porn. But in all my time on the internet (since there was an internet), I have never come across any kiddie porn. I've never seen a kiddie porn lovers discussion forum either. Do kiddie porn aficionado have some sort of underground network and if so, how do they find one another?


The only kiddie porn I've ever encountered was when I read a Congressional report on pornography in the late 80s, and when I worked for a web hosting provider (a lot of people don't seem to realize that the folks at their hosting company have full access to everything they upload). I've never encountered it "in the wild", as it were, so I also have wondered just how it gets distributed.
 
2012-10-01 03:37:34 PM  

Shazam999:

In the early days of GIS you'd get kiddie porn often.

Usenet used to have a few shiatheads that posted tons of nude children (mislabelled too) in all sorts of binary boards. They're pretty much why I stopped using usenet, since I didn't want to get caught with that stuff.


Didn't want to get caught with, eh? Interesting choice of words. Why don't you have a seat right over there.
 
2012-10-01 03:37:34 PM  

JackieRabbit: No, it's a serious question. We hear about kiddie porn and we hear about guys getting busted for it all the time. But I've never met anyone into it and the media never seems to talk about how these guys feed heir habit. This has to be the most shadowy population of people in the country.


The .onion network is covered in child porn. I don't recommend going there, since the answer to "This can't be real, seriously," is "Yep. That's a toddler being raped."
 
2012-10-01 03:38:34 PM  

dennysgod: How to find pron on the Internet? It's simple, any site that doesn't contain cats contains porn.


Well, there's porn, cats, and Time Cube, buy I agree with your premise.
 
2012-10-01 03:41:16 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: JackieRabbit: No, it's a serious question. We hear about kiddie porn and we hear about guys getting busted for it all the time. But I've never met anyone into it and the media never seems to talk about how these guys feed heir habit. This has to be the most shadowy population of people in the country.

The .onion network is covered in child porn. I don't recommend going there, since the answer to "This can't be real, seriously," is "Yep. That's a toddler being raped."


Ah, see and this is my point. The places where this stuff is to be found are monitored by the government. The users have to know this and avoid the network. I guess proxies help, but they can't help too much. My guess is most of it is obtained off the net and then traded, but it is only a guess.
 
2012-10-01 03:41:43 PM  
FTA 23 million pages of porn sites with .xxx top-level domain names.
Jeeze, I'll never get through all of them.
 
2012-10-01 03:42:44 PM  
I would read this but it would take away time from actual porn.
 
2012-10-01 03:42:46 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Arthur Prefect: FTA:

"According to Lawley, Search.xxx "will customize users' experience" based on previous searches and will create no online "trails." In other words, no evidence will exist on the user's URL history or other search engines."

Perhaps I am unfamiliar with how these things work, but how do you not create an online trail and still be able to customise search results based on previous use?

They probably just mean there is no trail on your computer. They will retain records of what you fap to on their side.



But they'd need, at least, some sort of encrypted cookie.  Which means if the law got a warrant to seize your computer... and also subpoenaed their records (based on that cookie)... well, you're just as farked.
 
2012-10-01 03:46:13 PM  
SENATOR HOWELL TANKERBELL:

Now I would like to address this Arts Funding issue. Now this all reminds me of a humorous story of a travelling salesman. Let's say that the taxpayer is a farmer, and the government is a salesman. Well, the farmer says "You can spend the night in my barn, but do me a favor and don't stick your willy into any of the three holes in the wall." Well in this case, the salesman's willy represents the taxpayer's money, you understand. Well, the government, like the salesman, can't help himself. Sticks his willy in the first hole, it feels good. Sticks his willy in the second hole, it feels even better. Sticks his willy in the third hole and it hurts like hell and it won't let go! Well in the morning the farmer comes out and he explains: "Behind the first hole was my wife, behind the second hole was my daughter, and behind the third hole was a milking machine that don't let go 'till it gets 50 GALLONS!" HAHAHAHA! Gentlemen, I propose that this Arts Funding is like a milking machine, and unless we shut it down it's gonna whip our dicks right off!
 
2012-10-01 03:46:43 PM  
Step 1. Go to imagefap
Step 2. Search "lolita"
Step 3. Fap like crazy

Remember - if you really want to make sure your search history is fully erased you have to delete the backup copies cached in the System32 files. Windows gives you some BS warning about deleting these because it slows down your Internet explorer the next time you browse because it has to download everything again rather than accessing the temp files stored on your computer.
 
2012-10-01 03:49:12 PM  

Teufelaffe: Indifferent cats in amateur porn (NSFW)


That's actually rather funny.
 
2012-10-01 03:50:31 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: grinding_journalist: His larger plan is to revive the for-pay porn business, which has been overwhelmed by free online smut. Customers will shell out a few bucks to satiate their carnal appetites if they know they'll get superior production values in a fraud-free environment, according to Lawley.

[i830.photobucket.com image 231x218]

Yeah some people just can not tolerate the idea that somebody is getting something for free and not paying them for it.

Only a matter of time before somebody does find a way to make a market for air.

Hail Skroob.


www.davidairey.com
 
2012-10-01 03:52:00 PM  

JackieRabbit: Ah, see and this is my point. The places where this stuff is to be found are monitored by the government. The users have to know this and avoid the network. I guess proxies help, but they can't help too much. My guess is most of it is obtained off the net and then traded, but it is only a guess.


You have to use TOR to access the .onion network, so ostensibly it's anonymous, however I'm not a network guy so I have no idea what is or isn't traceable. You can have a kilo of heroin shipped to you through some of those sites, so I assume there's some measure of protection.
 
2012-10-01 03:52:33 PM  
Step one: go to http://google.com
Step two: turn safe search off
Step three: spin around in a circle really fast about 20 times, till youre a little bit dizzy
Step four: smash face into keyboard and hit enter
 
2012-10-01 03:56:14 PM  

PetraeusWJ: dennysgod: How to find pron on the Internet? It's simple, any site that doesn't contain cats contains porn.

Well, there's porn, cats, and Time Cube, buy I agree with your premise.


Oh, forgot Zombo.com as well.
 
2012-10-01 04:06:05 PM  
Although i have a nearly unlimited supply, thanks to the internet, I still read the article in case it told me how to get more..

/might have a problem
 
2012-10-01 04:11:01 PM  
Proud I have a 2 terabyte external hard drive full of porn. I've done the math, if you assume im gonna fap once a day and it takes me 15 minutes, it will take me 37 years to watch it all.
 
2012-10-01 04:14:23 PM  
wait, wait wait, you mean there's PORN on the INTERNET?!!! When did THIS happen? And why did nobody tell me of this??
 
2012-10-01 04:21:43 PM  

dwade: Proud I have a 2 terabyte external hard drive full of porn. I've done the math, if you assume im gonna fap once a day and it takes me 15 minutes, it will take me 37 years to watch it all.


My fapathons usually last 2 to 3 hours.

...the things I've seen.
 
2012-10-01 04:22:27 PM  

dwade: Proud I have a 2 terabyte external hard drive full of porn. I've done the math, if you assume im gonna fap once 15 times a day and it takes me 15 1 minutes, it will take me 37 years to watch it all.


Fixed for accuracy.
 
2012-10-01 04:22:52 PM  

optimistic_cynic: Love that picture, getting all coffee'd up and ready for some porn surfin'.


i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-01 04:24:14 PM  

Teufelaffe: JackieRabbit: Here's one thing I have never understood. Like most people, I have found that just about any search phrase can be used directly or modified to return gobs of porn. But in all my time on the internet (since there was an internet), I have never come across any kiddie porn. I've never seen a kiddie porn lovers discussion forum either. Do kiddie porn aficionado have some sort of underground network and if so, how do they find one another?

The only kiddie porn I've ever encountered was when I read a Congressional report on pornography in the late 80s, and when I worked for a web hosting provider (a lot of people don't seem to realize that the folks at their hosting company have full access to everything they upload). I've never encountered it "in the wild", as it were, so I also have wondered just how it gets distributed.


I actually did a google image search of "disney" at work and something that was def too young to be legal popped up.. needless to say I had to turn my filter settings up...
 
2012-10-01 04:24:57 PM  
So, I see Romero is writing for Businessweek now.

/dnrtfa
 
2012-10-01 04:25:01 PM  

dwade: Proud I have a 2 terabyte external hard drive full of porn. I've done the math, if you assume im gonna fap once a day and it takes me 15 minutes, it will take me 37 years to watch it all.


I just have the cloud... a sticky... white... cloud...
 
TWX
2012-10-01 04:25:34 PM  

hundreddollarman: Step 1: Go to Google Image Search.
Step 2: Type in any woman's first name.
Step 3: Fap. Rinse and repeat.


I remember when "Natasha" would return only porn when safe search was disabled. And then later it became a mix.

At one point I wondered if Google had a secret option to give only the results that "safe search" would filter, and none of the "safe search" results.
 
2012-10-01 04:28:44 PM  

blatz514: Cheron: cman: Step one: go to http://www.google.com enter the name of a popular website wrong.

for example instead of typing biblestudy.com make a slight typo of hotsluts4u.xxx, just a slip of the hand

College prof did that during class. Misspelled something and bam, porn. Best day of school...EVAR!


Econ 4, PSU Spring 1998, Forum building. About 300 students and the teacher types in "Whitehouse.com" instead of "Whitehouse.gov"
 
2012-10-01 04:30:08 PM  

MoronLessOff: I got half a terabyte


pfffft amateur
 
2012-10-01 04:33:01 PM  

poonesfarm: Shazam999:

In the early days of GIS you'd get kiddie porn often.

Usenet used to have a few shiatheads that posted tons of nude children (mislabelled too) in all sorts of binary boards. They're pretty much why I stopped using usenet, since I didn't want to get caught with that stuff.

Didn't want to get caught with, eh? Interesting choice of words. Why don't you have a seat right over there.


Not sure if you were just referencing a meme to be funny, or missed his legitimate point.

In the bad old days of usenet, people would post images encoded as text across multiple messages (posts). But modem speeds were sluggish, and finding, downloading and reconstituting the multiple posts needed to stick together a 92Kb jpeg was tedious. A common strategy was to leave a bot running that would just download all of the posts for hours on end and then sift through its results. Problem was, you would point it at a Star Trek board or birder (birdwatching) board or what have you and come back later to find that proto-4chaners had made you an unwitting felon. If you weren't on top of your sifting, someone might find something you didn't even know was there.

Once the web and broadband were common, I was all too happy to ditch usenet.
 
2012-10-01 04:33:19 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: JackieRabbit: Ah, see and this is my point. The places where this stuff is to be found are monitored by the government. The users have to know this and avoid the network. I guess proxies help, but they can't help too much. My guess is most of it is obtained off the net and then traded, but it is only a guess.
You have to use TOR to access the .onion network, so ostensibly it's anonymous, however I'm not a network guy so I have no idea what is or isn't traceable. You can have a kilo of heroin shipped to you through some of those sites, so I assume there's some measure of protection.


Never heard of this .onion place, and I guess I won't be checking. I did find some bestiality stuff once by accident--I was searching for domestic violence, got onto a site that had women getting beat up, with links to women having sex with animals. I was so shocked that I looked at some of the pictures, and yup, it was definitely women having sex with animals.

But that's still not as bad as kiddie porn. I've never found that by accident. Granted I don't look at porn much.
 
2012-10-01 04:34:03 PM  
Porn and LOLcats. It's what the internet is for.
 
2012-10-01 04:34:55 PM  

LindenFark: In the bad old days of usenet


TL;DR: You could never be sure what you were getting from usenet until after you had downloaded it.
 
2012-10-01 04:36:13 PM  

cman: Dead for Tax Reasons: there is something other than porn on the internet?

Believe it or not, the Internet was originally designed with military applications in mind. Then big business and academia became involved and the military handed the network off to civilian control. Porn has played a significant role in the commercialization of the Internet.

/The Moar You Know


You are very young, or very naive.

Long before business and academia became involved, what really boosted the Internet was BBS filesharing of porn. That took place right after DARPANet was invented and many many years before normal humans even knew "the Internet" existed. There was a wonderful time when all you could get on a BBS was porn, weapons schematics, porn and credit card numbers. Which were used to buy porn.

Businesses and colleges didn't get involved until about 1994-95. Before that, if you could find anything except porn on the Internet, it was because you were a hacker.
 
2012-10-01 04:37:44 PM  
Lawley makes money from fees he charges website operators. His larger plan is to revive the for-pay porn

Good luck with that.

This is what is known as "shoveling shiat against the tide."
 
2012-10-01 04:49:55 PM  

Gyrfalcon: cman: Dead for Tax Reasons: there is something other than porn on the internet?

Believe it or not, the Internet was originally designed with military applications in mind. Then big business and academia became involved and the military handed the network off to civilian control. Porn has played a significant role in the commercialization of the Internet.

/The Moar You Know

You are very young, or very naive.

Long before business and academia became involved, what really boosted the Internet was BBS filesharing of porn. That took place right after DARPANet was invented and many many years before normal humans even knew "the Internet" existed. There was a wonderful time when all you could get on a BBS was porn, weapons schematics, porn and credit card numbers. Which were used to buy porn.

Businesses and colleges didn't get involved until about 1994-95. Before that, if you could find anything except porn on the Internet, it was because you were a hacker.


You are correct. I fail to factor in the role of the BBS whenever I talk about its history. Yes, the BBS was instrumental in helping to shape what the Internet was to come.
 
2012-10-01 04:56:36 PM  

TWX: At one point I wondered if Google had a secret option to give only the results that "safe search" would filter, and none of the "safe search" results.


THAT would be a nice feature. Google after dark or something. "No i dont want pages after pages about doctors and random bloggers and the facebook/myspace profiles of chicks with the same name, i want the porn star"
 
2012-10-01 04:57:23 PM  
The site has gone downhill lately, but there's a website called DOMAI (nsfw... does that even need to be said?) that I have actually paid for access on for a brief interval of time, because I had some disposable income and because I believe in their philosophy. Or did... as I said, it's gone downhill a bit lately.
 
2012-10-01 04:57:52 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Businesses and colleges didn't get involved until about 1994-95. Before that, if you could find anything except porn on the Internet, it was because you were a hacker.


Uh, not sure if joking or not... But, I can assure you colleges were on the Net long before 1994...

/Graduated from UNH in 1993, and had been on the Net there all 4 prior years...
//It was pretty much entirely composed of college kids at the time...
///And, if you're talking about dial-up BBS's, I'm not sure WTF that has to do with the Internet...
////Of course, maybe you're talking about the old-school Net BBS's you could telnet to?
 
2012-10-01 05:01:23 PM  

LindenFark: poonesfarm: Shazam999:

In the early days of GIS you'd get kiddie porn often.

Usenet used to have a few shiatheads that posted tons of nude children (mislabelled too) in all sorts of binary boards. They're pretty much why I stopped using usenet, since I didn't want to get caught with that stuff.

Didn't want to get caught with, eh? Interesting choice of words. Why don't you have a seat right over there.

Not sure if you were just referencing a meme to be funny, or missed his legitimate point.

In the bad old days of usenet, people would post images encoded as text across multiple messages (posts). But modem speeds were sluggish, and finding, downloading and reconstituting the multiple posts needed to stick together a 92Kb jpeg was tedious. A common strategy was to leave a bot running that would just download all of the posts for hours on end and then sift through its results. Problem was, you would point it at a Star Trek board or birder (birdwatching) board or what have you and come back later to find that proto-4chaners had made you an unwitting felon. If you weren't on top of your sifting, someone might find something you didn't even know was there.

Once the web and broadband were common, I was all too happy to ditch usenet.


He's just being funny.

And yup, what you said was the problem. I'd have a program that downloaded all the images, and fark me if sometimes I'd get hundreds of images of kiddie porn when I was expecting a Dogfart video.
 
2012-10-01 05:11:43 PM  

TheSwizz: It's called tubegalore and it's all you need. That and shift+ctrl+n


This is in no way a bookmark.
 
2012-10-01 05:12:48 PM  

larrimo: TheSwizz: It's called tubegalore and it's all you need. That and shift+ctrl+n

This is in no way a bookmark.


tblop.com is better.
 
2012-10-01 05:14:43 PM  

RobSeace: Uh, not sure if joking or not... But, I can assure you colleges were on the Net long before 1994...
/Graduated from UNH in 1993, and had been on the Net there all 4 prior years...
//It was pretty much entirely composed of college kids at the time...
///And, if you're talking about dial-up BBS's, I'm not sure WTF that has to do with the Internet...
////Of course, maybe you're talking about the old-school Net BBS's you could telnet to?


A friend of mine was a hot-shiat post-doc about......1992, and I remember her biatching about how sad it was that all the "regular people" were getting on the internet, and how it was so much better when only the academics could use it. I remember the year because it was around when my son was born.

We aren't friends anymore. She only hangs out with people who have at least PhDs. Why, I didn't even get on Fark until 2002.
 
2012-10-01 05:16:47 PM  
Redtube dot com has never failed me. Free pr0n and no viruses or other buggy shiat.

There may be other sites with similar goodness. I dunno...

List?
 
2012-10-01 05:18:40 PM  

Maechyll: Redtube dot com has never failed me. Free pr0n and no viruses or other buggy shiat.

There may be other sites with similar goodness. I dunno...

List?


You pr0n is a great one.
Tumblr is your friend
MFC FTW.
 
2012-10-01 05:20:12 PM  
Survey questions while I'm hunting for porn? Awkward...

duckrabbitmedia.files.wordpress.com

How about no? Does no work for you?
 
2012-10-01 05:31:53 PM  
I remember back in middle school in the early days of google, google had loads of domains with increasing amounts if o's in the url (ie; goooooooogle.com) that redirected to google.com. One of the url's instead lead to porn, our computers teacher accidentally found that redirect in the middle of class one day. In short. You don't need to look for porn on the Internet, it's there, it's waiting to ambush.
 
2012-10-01 05:35:04 PM  

cryinoutloud: A friend of mine was a hot-shiat post-doc about......1992, and I remember her biatching about how sad it was that all the "regular people" were getting on the internet, and how it was so much better when only the academics could use it. I remember the year because it was around when my son was born.


Sure it wasn't 1993? That's the year most of the old-timers biatch about... But, I suppose some of them were starting to show up even in 1992...
 
2012-10-01 05:38:09 PM  

kiwimoogle84: JackieRabbit: kiwimoogle84: JackieRabbit: Here's one thing I have never understood. Like most people, I have found that just about any search phrase can be used directly or modified to return gobs of porn. But in all my time on the internet (since there was an internet), I have never come across any kiddie porn. I've never seen a kiddie porn lovers discussion forum either. Do kiddie porn aficionado have some sort of underground network and if so, how do they find one another?

Let me guess, you're asking "for a friend", right?

No, it's a serious question. We hear about kiddie porn and we hear about guys getting busted for it all the time. But I've never met anyone into it and the media never seems to talk about how these guys feed heir habit. This has to be the most shadowy population of people in the country.

I guess that is a curious question, just not one I've ever really pondered.


I've always been curious what the market is for kiddie porn. That is to say: vs the risk of getting busted and going to Turkish Prison, why peddle in that stuff? Do kiddie fiddlers have a lot of money to spend on their kinks? Sharing free kiddie porn seems to be a way to go straight to jail, so i just have to assume that it's a bunch of child molesters sending other people's baby pics or something.
 
2012-10-01 05:41:09 PM  

MoronLessOff: Maechyll: Redtube dot com has never failed me. Free pr0n and no viruses or other buggy shiat.

There may be other sites with similar goodness. I dunno...

List?

You pr0n is a great one.
Tumblr is your friend
MFC FTW.


I have NoScript on my Firefox, so I'm not absolutely positive, but xhamster is OK, just hover over the URL and make sure it says what is advertised.
 
2012-10-01 05:45:00 PM  

dwade: Proud I have a 2 terabyte external hard drive full of porn. I've done the math, if you assume im gonna fap once a day and it takes me 15 minutes, it will take me 37 years to watch it all.


No worries. If my mother was right you'll be blind long before you get through fapping to even half of it.
 
2012-10-01 05:57:36 PM  
You don't find porn, porn finds you!
 
2012-10-01 06:08:19 PM  

Shazam999: In the early days of GIS you'd get kiddie porn often.


Bing images still has that problem. I've reported a few sites.
 
2012-10-01 06:15:20 PM  

JackieRabbit: Here's one thing I have never understood. Like most people, I have found that just about any search phrase can be used directly or modified to return gobs of porn. But in all my time on the internet (since there was an internet), I have never come across any kiddie porn. I've never seen a kiddie porn lovers discussion forum either. Do kiddie porn aficionado have some sort of underground network and if so, how do they find one another?



Good question.  I do remember when most (free) porn was available via usenet... there were groups that were confined to kiddie porn.  So it was easy to avoid.
 
Although I am surprised that, in the 15 years I've been on the Internet (and used it for porn all that time)... that I've yet to at least find some arsehole posting stuff as a joke just to try to get in trouble.
 
I guess I've heard it happens at the chan sites, but I don't go there.
 
2012-10-01 06:22:30 PM  

Cythraul: cman: Step one: go to http://www.google.com
Step two: type in "granny takes it up the butt from a horse"
Step three: fap

Can I search for something different than that? You know, it's just, inter-species geriatric equine porn isn't really my thing.


lh3.googleusercontent.com

Doesn't find you very hot, either, sonny.
 
2012-10-01 06:56:44 PM  
I played with myself while reading this entire thread

to each their own...
 
2012-10-01 07:02:05 PM  

Mouser: Cythraul: cman: Step one: go to http://www.google.com
Step two: type in "granny takes it up the butt from a horse"
Step three: fap

Can I search for something different than that? You know, it's just, inter-species geriatric equine porn isn't really my thing.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 585x583]

Doesn't find you very hot, either, sonny.


i225.photobucket.com 

/quick, dirty, and so, so wrong...
 
2012-10-01 07:15:09 PM  
Xnxx.com and Xvideo.com

I need to go meet this really hot shemale from Palma de Mallorca who keeps uploading deepthroat videos on xvideo and xhamster. Wait...what did I just say? I meant a hot spanish girl. Yeah, that's the ticket.

/Don't judge me, bro!
 
2012-10-01 07:22:27 PM  

Marcintosh: He better sell that business pretty quick - It's obvious he knows little about people or porn
"


Either that or he knows that investors tend to be pretty stupid. I wish I'd thought of this first- "hey, invest in my pron startup! We're sure to make bank because everyone likes pr0n!.... Oh- looks like there's free pron on the intertubes, Sorry investors, I guess you made a poor bet. If you'll excuse me please, I have to go deposit these checks. Buh-bye."
 
2012-10-01 07:34:45 PM  

d1zzy32: Xnxx.com and Xvideo.com

I need to go meet this really hot shemale from Palma de Mallorca who keeps uploading deepthroat videos on xvideo and xhamster. Wait...what did I just say? I meant a hot spanish girl. Yeah, that's the ticket.

/Don't judge me, bro!


Beware of spyware on both

xnxx is the worst of the worst
 
2012-10-01 07:58:36 PM  

Maechyll: Redtube dot com has never failed me. Free pr0n and no viruses or other buggy shiat.

There may be other sites with similar goodness. I dunno...

List?


you porn and porn tube (both dotcoms) are also good.
 
2012-10-01 08:02:10 PM  

RobSeace: cryinoutloud: A friend of mine was a hot-shiat post-doc about......1992, and I remember her biatching about how sad it was that all the "regular people" were getting on the internet, and how it was so much better when only the academics could use it. I remember the year because it was around when my son was born.

Sure it wasn't 1993? That's the year most of the old-timers biatch about... But, I suppose some of them were starting to show up even in 1992...


A lot of people say the internet died when U of Penn State undergrads could get on - this would be, 1986. Non-computer science people. I heard that a few times in the early 90s usenet.
 
2012-10-01 08:18:06 PM  
Came for the Tube Site Mentions, leaving satisfied (and for my bunk)
 
2012-10-01 08:24:50 PM  

Benalto: RobSeace: cryinoutloud: A friend of mine was a hot-shiat post-doc about......1992, and I remember her biatching about how sad it was that all the "regular people" were getting on the internet, and how it was so much better when only the academics could use it. I remember the year because it was around when my son was born.

Sure it wasn't 1993? That's the year most of the old-timers biatch about... But, I suppose some of them were starting to show up even in 1992...

A lot of people say the internet died when U of Penn State undergrads could get on - this would be, 1986. Non-computer science people. I heard that a few times in the early 90s usenet.


I didn't notice any huge influxes of clueless newbies on Usenet until AOL and similar services began offering their portals. Prior to that, the technological hurdles were high enough that even the non-computer science types were still pretty technologically literate.

I did see a second "bubble" of newbies who showed up when web sites started acting as portals to Usenet. If you didn't know any better, the sites just looked like web-based discussion forums, but they were really just gateways to a single Usenet group (such as rec.audio.cars). A lot of the kids didn't understand the "unmoderated" aspect of most Usenet groups, so they'd threaten to sic "the mods" on us if they felt they were being treated too harshly.
 
2012-10-01 10:18:16 PM  

ScottRiqui: I didn't notice any huge influxes of clueless newbies on Usenet until AOL and similar services began offering their portals.


Man, I miss seeing postings from elderly WebTV users whose brains didn't work well enough to hold a whole thought during the length of time it took to type a sentence using a TV remote (if they hadn't paid extra for a keyboard.) It was usually something like "I would like to complain about I like mittens." You could see their brain taking a nap around the fourth or fifth word.
 
2012-10-02 02:24:46 AM  
Turn off javascript and cookies. Go, nuts. Clear history and disk cache. Easy enough unless you're using Chrome, Firefox, or IE.

/not a superfluous comma.
 
2012-10-02 02:35:03 AM  

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: loli


Damn... your... black... heart... it took me ages to fix my PC and then the cops came to ask who was surfing kiddie porn, and now my wife left me and I've had to register as a sex offender. All because I wanted to check out the original cover for Nabakov's novel and I thought imgfap was some kind of internet archive.
 
2012-10-02 03:21:16 AM  
Getcha porn here! (all links nsfw obviously... you get a new fetish don't blame me)

Alright, we've got...

(f) Amputee riding a guy
Midget gangbang(m midgets on regular f)
Midget gangbang(f midget and regular guys)
mime porn
blonde german woman farking a gearshift
 
2012-10-02 04:13:58 AM  
mime porn? MIME PORN?

I don't know if i'm more turned on or creeped out.


/turned on.. I guess....
 
2012-10-02 04:40:45 AM  
xhamster
 
2012-10-02 04:50:15 AM  

viscountalpha: mime porn? MIME PORN?

I don't know if i'm more turned on or creeped out.


/turned on.. I guess....


Sex with deaf mimes is the best, man. They never hear you cumming.
 
2012-10-02 04:50:47 AM  

viscountalpha: mime porn? MIME PORN?

I don't know if i'm more turned on or creeped out.


/turned on.. I guess....


A mime had sex with me once. I just wish I'd been there for it.

/They're too quiet in bed anyway.
 
2012-10-02 06:14:57 AM  
If you have to have a set of instructions to find porn on the internet, your'e too stupid to understand the instructions!
 
2012-10-02 04:27:31 PM  
totallysnfw dot com...

CokeBear: Maechyll: Redtube dot com has never failed me. Free pr0n and no viruses or other buggy shiat.

There may be other sites with similar goodness. I dunno...

List?

you porn and porn tube (both dotcoms) are also good.


also totallynsfw is a nice one...
 
2012-10-02 08:41:01 PM  
Some of the issues of Usenet have been mostly dealt with...just look at sites like Giganews or EasyNews. They have web-based search of all of it and thumbnails, etc. You can see what you're getting and only download high-quality stuff that's legal (except for being pirated ;) Not only that, but you can usually max out your connection at 50+MBits
 
2012-10-02 09:09:07 PM  

viscountalpha: mime porn? MIME PORN?

I don't know if i'm more turned on or creeped out.


/turned on.. I guess....


I couldn't decide between the two so here:

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

All links nsfw as always

Pregnant camgirl putting both nipples in her mouth and breastfeeding herself

femalepov pregnant masturbating woman
 
2012-10-02 10:49:23 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-03 11:21:43 AM  
All links still nsfw

whipped cream
 
2012-10-03 11:22:20 AM  
 
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