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2012-10-01 02:57:53 PM  

cman: In your case, I would suggest "male stripper groped". I am not gay, but sometimes for some strange reason I like to see a male stripper getting groped by a shiatload of ladies in the crowd.


Not that I know about such things, but you're more likely to stumble on dudes groping the strippers or those bachelorette parties with high-RPM bangin' of the bridesmaids, just saying.

HotWingConspiracy: Arthur Prefect: FTA:

"According to Lawley, Search.xxx "will customize users' experience" based on previous searches and will create no online "trails." In other words, no evidence will exist on the user's URL history or other search engines."

Perhaps I am unfamiliar with how these things work, but how do you not create an online trail and still be able to customise search results based on previous use?

They probably just mean there is no trail on your computer. They will retain records of what you fap to on their side.


Geeks call this sort of thing "Private Browsing" and every single browser offers it free now, even on the freaking iPhone/iPad. Why would anyone pay for that? This company probably just enables the setting in your browser.

Wait, these are the same people who pay for porn in the first place.
 
2012-10-01 02:58:08 PM  

dennysgod: How to find pron on the Internet? It's simple, any site that doesn't contain cats contains porn.


And sometimes a site has both.

Indifferent cats in amateur porn (NSFW)
 
2012-10-01 02:58:37 PM  

cman: Step one: go to http://www.google.com
Step two: type in "granny takes it up the butt from a horse"
Step three: fap


Granny knows how to have fun.
 
2012-10-01 02:58:45 PM  

grinding_journalist: His larger plan is to revive the for-pay porn business, which has been overwhelmed by free online smut. Customers will shell out a few bucks to satiate their carnal appetites if they know they'll get superior production values in a fraud-free environment, according to Lawley.

[i830.photobucket.com image 231x218]


" Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public." ~H. L. Mencken
 
2012-10-01 02:58:49 PM  

syberpud: grinding_journalist: His larger plan is to revive the for-pay porn business, which has been overwhelmed by free online smut. Customers will shell out a few bucks to satiate their carnal appetites if they know they'll get superior production values in a fraud-free environment, according to Lawley.

[i830.photobucket.com image 231x218]

Maybe he's on to something. Having a "sanitized" porn experience may appeal to the not-so-Internet savvy surfers out there who may worry about their family finding out. If they can assure customers they won't get porn malware, spam, X-rated pop-ups, etc. He may get the poor-tech skill demographic. Kind of like how Apple controls the iTunes store to reduce the number of bad/malware ridden apps.

/reduce, not eliminate.
//"sanitized porn experience" == my head asplode


The age-old conundrum - how to open your ports for the good stuff without the bad stuff getting in and infecting the rest of your system.
 
2012-10-01 02:59:17 PM  

bullwrinkle: GooberMcFly: I proved to my wife the other day that it doesn't matter what you plug into Google, it will return porn.

I googled "shaving your schnauzer", "piston dicking" and "amish bukkake bonnets". Porn, every time.

I once typed "muddy boots" and porn


You can probably thank urbandictionary for this.
 
2012-10-01 02:59:37 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-10-01 03:00:24 PM  

fruitloop: Wait wait wait...you mean to tell me I don't have to wait for BIE threads?

/thanks for the browser history, BusinessWeek


Wait for tomorrow. The mod I suspect works on Tuesdays.
 
2012-10-01 03:02:02 PM  

Cheron: cman: Step one: go to http://www.google.com enter the name of a popular website wrong.

for example instead of typing biblestudy.com make a slight typo of hotsluts4u.xxx, just a slip of the hand


College prof did that during class. Misspelled something and bam, porn. Best day of school...EVAR!
 
2012-10-01 03:04:42 PM  

foxyshadis: Not that I know about such things, but you're more likely to stumble on dudes groping the strippers or those bachelorette parties with high-RPM bangin' of the bridesmaids, just saying.


THats why I added the caveat that I wasnt gay. Its a 50/50 split on the straight to gay ratio of that genre.
 
2012-10-01 03:04:49 PM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-01 03:08:26 PM  
There's porn on the internet?
 
2012-10-01 03:09:22 PM  
Wait....there's pron on the internet?!?!?!?
 
2012-10-01 03:10:06 PM  
Um, press Return?
 
2012-10-01 03:11:12 PM  

grinding_journalist: His larger plan is to revive the for-pay porn business, which has been overwhelmed by free online smut. Customers will shell out a few bucks to satiate their carnal appetites if they know they'll get superior production values in a fraud-free environment, according to Lawley.

[i830.photobucket.com image 231x218]


Doesn't make much sense to me anyway, since the Tube sites are, by and large, all licensed content and, surprisingly, many porn surfers don't use ad-block.
 
2012-10-01 03:14:40 PM  
Google literally any word. Mission accomplished.
 
2012-10-01 03:16:55 PM  
Simple.

Go on to the Internet.
Spend time on the Internet.

/it finds you...
 
2012-10-01 03:17:24 PM  
He better sell that business pretty quick - It's obvious he knows little about people or porn

Lawley makes money from fees he charges website operators. His larger plan is to revive the for-pay porn business, which has been overwhelmed by free online smut. Customers will shell out a few bucks to satiate their carnal appetites if they know they'll get superior production values in a fraud-free environment, according to Lawley.

Porn producers are losing a ton to the tasteless, story and plot-free producers. He should read a bit more about his business. No real interest in production values other than lighting and grain free images.

In other news, if you pay, it's called "Porn", if it's free it's called "Smut"
 
2012-10-01 03:19:27 PM  
 
2012-10-01 03:19:48 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LVr1hRjbKvQ
 
2012-10-01 03:22:11 PM  
I don't know why, but I read that headline as... "How to Find Pom on the Internet"
 
2012-10-01 03:26:18 PM  
Here's one thing I have never understood. Like most people, I have found that just about any search phrase can be used directly or modified to return gobs of porn. But in all my time on the internet (since there was an internet), I have never come across any kiddie porn. I've never seen a kiddie porn lovers discussion forum either. Do kiddie porn aficionado have some sort of underground network and if so, how do they find one another?
 
2012-10-01 03:26:54 PM  
I either weep or rejoice for where this thread may go.
 
2012-10-01 03:27:00 PM  

maxx2112: [i0.kym-cdn.com image 600x469]


Ah, I've missed that image. You've brightened my day.
 
2012-10-01 03:28:44 PM  

MoronLessOff: I got half a terabyte, so watcha need?


Oh dude.

You need a hobby.

I mean, other hobbies.
 
2012-10-01 03:29:42 PM  

JackieRabbit: Here's one thing I have never understood. Like most people, I have found that just about any search phrase can be used directly or modified to return gobs of porn. But in all my time on the internet (since there was an internet), I have never come across any kiddie porn. I've never seen a kiddie porn lovers discussion forum either. Do kiddie porn aficionado have some sort of underground network and if so, how do they find one another?


Let me guess, you're asking "for a friend", right?
 
2012-10-01 03:30:09 PM  
Guy plans to bring back pay for porn? I'll take the free stuff all day long and sell advertising space. Guess who wins...
 
2012-10-01 03:32:04 PM  

JackieRabbit: Here's one thing I have never understood. Like most people, I have found that just about any search phrase can be used directly or modified to return gobs of porn. But in all my time on the internet (since there was an internet), I have never come across any kiddie porn. I've never seen a kiddie porn lovers discussion forum either. Do kiddie porn aficionado have some sort of underground network and if so, how do they find one another?


In the early days of GIS you'd get kiddie porn often.

Usenet used to have a few shiatheads that posted tons of nude children (mislabelled too) in all sorts of binary boards. They're pretty much why I stopped using usenet, since I didn't want to get caught with that stuff.
 
2012-10-01 03:32:52 PM  

kiwimoogle84: JackieRabbit: Here's one thing I have never understood. Like most people, I have found that just about any search phrase can be used directly or modified to return gobs of porn. But in all my time on the internet (since there was an internet), I have never come across any kiddie porn. I've never seen a kiddie porn lovers discussion forum either. Do kiddie porn aficionado have some sort of underground network and if so, how do they find one another?

Let me guess, you're asking "for a friend", right?


No, it's a serious question. We hear about kiddie porn and we hear about guys getting busted for it all the time. But I've never met anyone into it and the media never seems to talk about how these guys feed heir habit. This has to be the most shadowy population of people in the country.
 
2012-10-01 03:33:51 PM  

JackieRabbit: Here's one thing I have never understood. Like most people, I have found that just about any search phrase can be used directly or modified to return gobs of porn. But in all my time on the internet (since there was an internet), I have never come across any kiddie porn. I've never seen a kiddie porn lovers discussion forum either. Do kiddie porn aficionado have some sort of underground network and if so, how do they find one another?


latimesblogs.latimes.com
 
2012-10-01 03:34:04 PM  

JackieRabbit: kiwimoogle84: JackieRabbit: Here's one thing I have never understood. Like most people, I have found that just about any search phrase can be used directly or modified to return gobs of porn. But in all my time on the internet (since there was an internet), I have never come across any kiddie porn. I've never seen a kiddie porn lovers discussion forum either. Do kiddie porn aficionado have some sort of underground network and if so, how do they find one another?

Let me guess, you're asking "for a friend", right?

No, it's a serious question. We hear about kiddie porn and we hear about guys getting busted for it all the time. But I've never met anyone into it and the media never seems to talk about how these guys feed heir habit. This has to be the most shadowy population of people in the country.


I guess that is a curious question, just not one I've ever really pondered.
 
2012-10-01 03:36:53 PM  
So THAT'S why all the kids are into this Internet thing I've been hearing about!

Horny little monsters.

/come by my van
//it's down by the river
 
2012-10-01 03:36:56 PM  

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: I got half a terabyte, so watcha need?

Oh dude.

You need a hobby.

I mean, other hobbies.


Actually, I was asked to tone it down when I had 10 GB on the desktop. That's just about the time streaming became popular.
 
2012-10-01 03:36:59 PM  

JackieRabbit: Here's one thing I have never understood. Like most people, I have found that just about any search phrase can be used directly or modified to return gobs of porn. But in all my time on the internet (since there was an internet), I have never come across any kiddie porn. I've never seen a kiddie porn lovers discussion forum either. Do kiddie porn aficionado have some sort of underground network and if so, how do they find one another?


The only kiddie porn I've ever encountered was when I read a Congressional report on pornography in the late 80s, and when I worked for a web hosting provider (a lot of people don't seem to realize that the folks at their hosting company have full access to everything they upload). I've never encountered it "in the wild", as it were, so I also have wondered just how it gets distributed.
 
2012-10-01 03:37:34 PM  

Shazam999:

In the early days of GIS you'd get kiddie porn often.

Usenet used to have a few shiatheads that posted tons of nude children (mislabelled too) in all sorts of binary boards. They're pretty much why I stopped using usenet, since I didn't want to get caught with that stuff.


Didn't want to get caught with, eh? Interesting choice of words. Why don't you have a seat right over there.
 
2012-10-01 03:37:34 PM  

JackieRabbit: No, it's a serious question. We hear about kiddie porn and we hear about guys getting busted for it all the time. But I've never met anyone into it and the media never seems to talk about how these guys feed heir habit. This has to be the most shadowy population of people in the country.


The .onion network is covered in child porn. I don't recommend going there, since the answer to "This can't be real, seriously," is "Yep. That's a toddler being raped."
 
2012-10-01 03:38:34 PM  

dennysgod: How to find pron on the Internet? It's simple, any site that doesn't contain cats contains porn.


Well, there's porn, cats, and Time Cube, buy I agree with your premise.
 
2012-10-01 03:41:16 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: JackieRabbit: No, it's a serious question. We hear about kiddie porn and we hear about guys getting busted for it all the time. But I've never met anyone into it and the media never seems to talk about how these guys feed heir habit. This has to be the most shadowy population of people in the country.

The .onion network is covered in child porn. I don't recommend going there, since the answer to "This can't be real, seriously," is "Yep. That's a toddler being raped."


Ah, see and this is my point. The places where this stuff is to be found are monitored by the government. The users have to know this and avoid the network. I guess proxies help, but they can't help too much. My guess is most of it is obtained off the net and then traded, but it is only a guess.
 
2012-10-01 03:41:43 PM  
FTA 23 million pages of porn sites with .xxx top-level domain names.
Jeeze, I'll never get through all of them.
 
2012-10-01 03:42:44 PM  
I would read this but it would take away time from actual porn.
 
2012-10-01 03:42:46 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Arthur Prefect: FTA:

"According to Lawley, Search.xxx "will customize users' experience" based on previous searches and will create no online "trails." In other words, no evidence will exist on the user's URL history or other search engines."

Perhaps I am unfamiliar with how these things work, but how do you not create an online trail and still be able to customise search results based on previous use?

They probably just mean there is no trail on your computer. They will retain records of what you fap to on their side.



But they'd need, at least, some sort of encrypted cookie.  Which means if the law got a warrant to seize your computer... and also subpoenaed their records (based on that cookie)... well, you're just as farked.
 
2012-10-01 03:46:13 PM  
SENATOR HOWELL TANKERBELL:

Now I would like to address this Arts Funding issue. Now this all reminds me of a humorous story of a travelling salesman. Let's say that the taxpayer is a farmer, and the government is a salesman. Well, the farmer says "You can spend the night in my barn, but do me a favor and don't stick your willy into any of the three holes in the wall." Well in this case, the salesman's willy represents the taxpayer's money, you understand. Well, the government, like the salesman, can't help himself. Sticks his willy in the first hole, it feels good. Sticks his willy in the second hole, it feels even better. Sticks his willy in the third hole and it hurts like hell and it won't let go! Well in the morning the farmer comes out and he explains: "Behind the first hole was my wife, behind the second hole was my daughter, and behind the third hole was a milking machine that don't let go 'till it gets 50 GALLONS!" HAHAHAHA! Gentlemen, I propose that this Arts Funding is like a milking machine, and unless we shut it down it's gonna whip our dicks right off!
 
2012-10-01 03:46:43 PM  
Step 1. Go to imagefap
Step 2. Search "lolita"
Step 3. Fap like crazy

Remember - if you really want to make sure your search history is fully erased you have to delete the backup copies cached in the System32 files. Windows gives you some BS warning about deleting these because it slows down your Internet explorer the next time you browse because it has to download everything again rather than accessing the temp files stored on your computer.
 
2012-10-01 03:49:12 PM  

Teufelaffe: Indifferent cats in amateur porn (NSFW)


That's actually rather funny.
 
2012-10-01 03:50:31 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: grinding_journalist: His larger plan is to revive the for-pay porn business, which has been overwhelmed by free online smut. Customers will shell out a few bucks to satiate their carnal appetites if they know they'll get superior production values in a fraud-free environment, according to Lawley.

[i830.photobucket.com image 231x218]

Yeah some people just can not tolerate the idea that somebody is getting something for free and not paying them for it.

Only a matter of time before somebody does find a way to make a market for air.

Hail Skroob.


www.davidairey.com
 
2012-10-01 03:52:00 PM  

JackieRabbit: Ah, see and this is my point. The places where this stuff is to be found are monitored by the government. The users have to know this and avoid the network. I guess proxies help, but they can't help too much. My guess is most of it is obtained off the net and then traded, but it is only a guess.


You have to use TOR to access the .onion network, so ostensibly it's anonymous, however I'm not a network guy so I have no idea what is or isn't traceable. You can have a kilo of heroin shipped to you through some of those sites, so I assume there's some measure of protection.
 
2012-10-01 03:52:33 PM  
Step one: go to http://google.com
Step two: turn safe search off
Step three: spin around in a circle really fast about 20 times, till youre a little bit dizzy
Step four: smash face into keyboard and hit enter
 
2012-10-01 03:56:14 PM  

PetraeusWJ: dennysgod: How to find pron on the Internet? It's simple, any site that doesn't contain cats contains porn.

Well, there's porn, cats, and Time Cube, buy I agree with your premise.


Oh, forgot Zombo.com as well.
 
2012-10-01 04:06:05 PM  
Although i have a nearly unlimited supply, thanks to the internet, I still read the article in case it told me how to get more..

/might have a problem
 
2012-10-01 04:11:01 PM  
Proud I have a 2 terabyte external hard drive full of porn. I've done the math, if you assume im gonna fap once a day and it takes me 15 minutes, it will take me 37 years to watch it all.
 
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