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(BusinessWeek)   Actual headline: "How to Find Porn on the Internet"   (businessweek.com) divider line 160
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2012-10-01 12:48:33 PM
That requires instructions?
 
2012-10-01 12:52:41 PM
Step one: go to http://www.google.com
Step two: type in "granny takes it up the butt from a horse"
Step three: fap
 
2012-10-01 12:55:47 PM

cman: Step one: go to http://www.google.com
Step two: type in "granny takes it up the butt from a horse"
Step three: fap


Can I search for something different than that? You know, it's just, inter-species geriatric equine porn isn't really my thing.
 
2012-10-01 12:58:05 PM

Cythraul: cman: Step one: go to http://www.google.com
Step two: type in "granny takes it up the butt from a horse"
Step three: fap

Can I search for something different than that? You know, it's just, inter-species geriatric equine porn isn't really my thing.


In your case, I would suggest "male stripper groped". I am not gay, but sometimes for some strange reason I like to see a male stripper getting groped by a shiatload of ladies in the crowd.
 
2012-10-01 01:10:00 PM

Cythraul: You know, it's just, inter-species geriatric equine porn isn't really my thing.


Then what the hell are you doing with your life?
 
2012-10-01 01:11:34 PM
The internet is for porn.
 
2012-10-01 01:15:22 PM
Step 1: Go to Google.com
Step 2: Click Image Search
Step 3: Open a dictionary to any page, pick a random word, and search ist.

Fap.
 
2012-10-01 01:30:23 PM
Porn? On my internet?
 
2012-10-01 01:36:37 PM
Granny is off, beating a horse.
 
2012-10-01 01:37:12 PM

poonesfarm: Porn? On my internet?


It's more lick me than you think.
 
2012-10-01 02:08:23 PM
there is something other than porn on the internet?
 
2012-10-01 02:14:52 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: there is something other than porn on the internet?


Believe it or not, the Internet was originally designed with military applications in mind. Then big business and academia became involved and the military handed the network off to civilian control. Porn has played a significant role in the commercialization of the Internet.

/The Moar You Know
 
2012-10-01 02:36:08 PM
Step 1: open eyes
 
2012-10-01 02:37:00 PM
Step 1: Go to Google Image Search.
Step 2: Type in any woman's first name.
Step 3: Fap. Rinse and repeat.
 
2012-10-01 02:37:04 PM
AOL Keyword: porn
 
2012-10-01 02:37:19 PM
Is this where we invoke rule 34?
 
2012-10-01 02:38:06 PM
FTA:

"According to Lawley, Search.xxx "will customize users' experience" based on previous searches and will create no online "trails." In other words, no evidence will exist on the user's URL history or other search engines."

Perhaps I am unfamiliar with how these things work, but how do you not create an online trail and still be able to customise search results based on previous use?
 
2012-10-01 02:38:31 PM
porn comes to you, usually on the backs of cats through a series of tubes.

It's pretty much how the internet works.
 
2012-10-01 02:38:40 PM
Step 1: get a box
Step 2: cut a hole in that box
Step 3: stick your dick in that box
 
2012-10-01 02:39:43 PM
While it may seem simple, I'm now convinced that I have to read this article just to make sure I'm not doing it wrong.
 
2012-10-01 02:40:29 PM
Whoa! And here I thought the internet was just for email and weather radar.
 
2012-10-01 02:40:44 PM
I proved to my wife the other day that it doesn't matter what you plug into Google, it will return porn.

I googled "shaving your schnauzer", "piston dicking" and "amish bukkake bonnets". Porn, every time.
 
2012-10-01 02:40:48 PM
I looked under the baked potato and there it was!
 
2012-10-01 02:41:29 PM
Isn't there one of those Porn for Dummy's books out there?
 
2012-10-01 02:41:31 PM
I require internet porn to come find me.

Search for it? Really? Try not finding it without a family filter in place. Now there's a challenge.
 
2012-10-01 02:42:12 PM

thecpt: , porn comes to you


does s07iet ru$$i4 get filter pwned?
 
2012-10-01 02:42:25 PM
Wait wait wait...you mean to tell me I don't have to wait for BIE threads?

/thanks for the browser history, BusinessWeek
 
2012-10-01 02:42:31 PM
Boobies?
Interwebz?
Email?

trying to hard?
 
2012-10-01 02:42:42 PM
Love that picture, getting all coffee'd up and ready for some porn surfin'.
 
2012-10-01 02:43:43 PM
Push "Power" button

Click Internet Browser.

TAH DAH!!!
 
2012-10-01 02:44:09 PM

Arthur Prefect: FTA:

"According to Lawley, Search.xxx "will customize users' experience" based on previous searches and will create no online "trails." In other words, no evidence will exist on the user's URL history or other search engines."

Perhaps I am unfamiliar with how these things work, but how do you not create an online trail and still be able to customise search results based on previous use?


They probably just mean there is no trail on your computer. They will retain records of what you fap to on their side.
 
2012-10-01 02:44:15 PM
play.esea.net
I thought the Internet was for nerds?
 
2012-10-01 02:45:20 PM
His larger plan is to revive the for-pay porn business, which has been overwhelmed by free online smut. Customers will shell out a few bucks to satiate their carnal appetites if they know they'll get superior production values in a fraud-free environment, according to Lawley.

i830.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 02:45:23 PM

skinink: Step 1: get a box
Step 2: cut a hole in that box
Step 3: stick your dick in that box


Ah yes; the box. It's just a life support system for the hole in the box.
 
2012-10-01 02:45:30 PM
It's called tubegalore and it's all you need. That and shift+ctrl+n
 
2012-10-01 02:45:49 PM

cman: Step one: go to http://www.google.com

enter the name of a popular website wrong.

for example instead of typing biblestudy.com make a slight typo of hotsluts4u.xxx, just a slip of the hand
 
2012-10-01 02:46:38 PM
Googling "fark" and "porn" is a good way to remind oneself that the human race is doomed.
 
2012-10-01 02:46:53 PM
 
2012-10-01 02:47:37 PM
What I like to do is just type in a random word, it can be any word at all, then go to google pictures and see how many pictures it takes until the first one of a hot girl shows up (or just porn in general).
 
2012-10-01 02:49:27 PM

Arthur Prefect: FTA:

"According to Lawley, Search.xxx "will customize users' experience" based on previous searches and will create no online "trails." In other words, no evidence will exist on the user's URL history or other search engines."

Perhaps I am unfamiliar with how these things work, but how do you not create an online trail and still be able to customise search results based on previous use?


Keyser Soze
 
2012-10-01 02:50:06 PM
To everyone saying "Dur, just go to Google and type in shiat and click it" :

Yes, this is how our elderly parents and stupid younger siblings get their computer filled with goddamned crazy viruses and shiat.

I'm about ready to give my father a post-it with some addresses on it and say "And for god's sake, clear everything when you're done. Mom isn't buying the "I clicked on an ad from a car forum" excuse and she's tired of Russian titty pop up ads invading the computer.
 
2012-10-01 02:50:35 PM
One would more likely find porn in an attempt to find this article.
 
2012-10-01 02:50:38 PM
If porn was removed from the internet there would only be one site left: www.wheredidalltheporngo.com
 
2012-10-01 02:51:01 PM
How to find pron on the Internet? It's simple, any site that doesn't contain cats contains porn.
 
2012-10-01 02:53:55 PM
Private browsing and TubeGalore.
 
2012-10-01 02:53:56 PM

grinding_journalist: His larger plan is to revive the for-pay porn business, which has been overwhelmed by free online smut. Customers will shell out a few bucks to satiate their carnal appetites if they know they'll get superior production values in a fraud-free environment, according to Lawley.

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Yeah some people just can not tolerate the idea that somebody is getting something for free and not paying them for it.

Only a matter of time before somebody does find a way to make a market for air.

Hail Skroob.
 
2012-10-01 02:54:23 PM

Teknowaffle: Step 1: Go to Google.com
Step 2: Click Image Search
Step 3: Open a dictionary to any page, pick a random word, and search ist.

Fap.


That works for a lot of words, but sometimes you encounter a word that you would totally expect to kick back a boatload of porn, that somehow takes pages of results to come up with even simple nudity. For example, the word "supple" doesn't even show naked boobs until page 8 (and that's with SafeSearch off).
 
2012-10-01 02:54:49 PM

grinding_journalist: His larger plan is to revive the for-pay porn business, which has been overwhelmed by free online smut. Customers will shell out a few bucks to satiate their carnal appetites if they know they'll get superior production values in a fraud-free environment, according to Lawley.

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Maybe he's on to something. Having a "sanitized" porn experience may appeal to the not-so-Internet savvy surfers out there who may worry about their family finding out. If they can assure customers they won't get porn malware, spam, X-rated pop-ups, etc. He may get the poor-tech skill demographic. Kind of like how Apple controls the iTunes store to reduce the number of bad/malware ridden apps.

/reduce, not eliminate.
//"sanitized porn experience" == my head asplode
 
2012-10-01 02:56:32 PM

GooberMcFly: I proved to my wife the other day that it doesn't matter what you plug into Google, it will return porn.

I googled "shaving your schnauzer", "piston dicking" and "amish bukkake bonnets". Porn, every time.


I once typed "muddy boots" and porn
 
2012-10-01 02:57:32 PM
Ovguide --> adult*

*Bring a pair waders, you'll be hip deep in filth.
 
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