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(Mercury News)   Governor Moonbeam swings back to sanity, requires unvaxed students to have an actual doctor's note explaining why their parents hate them   (mercurynews.com) divider line 43
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2012-10-01 05:14:16 PM
5 votes:

cefm: The appropriate action would have been to stick with the original policy that has been on the books forever: if your little crotch-fruit isn't vaccinated they aren't allowed ot attend public schools. Period.

Go be a dirty hippie (or crazy vaccine-denier) somewhere else.


Let's put them in Red Shirts so that the rest of us can keep our kids away from Ensign Vector.
2012-10-01 04:40:12 PM
5 votes:
As long as you have a waiver, the measles virus will know it's not permitted to infect your child.
2012-10-01 01:52:46 PM
5 votes:
Her name Sanji Patel and she has polio. But her California friends just call her "Krrrazy Legs"!
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2012-10-01 04:49:30 PM
4 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: A child needs a note about why they didnt get a vaccination but the child doesnt need a note about getting an abortion.


When getting an abortion results in spontaneous miscarriages among innocent passersby, you'll have a valid comparison. Until then, you're ten pounds of derp in a five-pound bag.
2012-10-01 05:01:35 PM
3 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: But he once again shows his contempt for the people by banning a child from legally having more than 2 parents


tenpoundsofcheese: A child needs a note about why they didnt get a vaccination but the child doesnt need a note about getting an abortion.


tenpoundsofcheese: ddam: tenpoundsofcheese: A child needs a note about why they didnt get a vaccination but the child doesnt need a note about getting an abortion.

Do you try to be this stupid every day or do it come naturally?

You either believe it is your body and can do what you want or not. Can't have it both ways.


ok I get it finally I see it now!

You're the door that always tells a lie. 

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2012-10-01 04:43:28 PM
3 votes:
Opponents, including former "Saturday Night Live" actor Rob Schneider of Pacifica, said it infringes on parental rights and increases medical costs for families.


Well if the star of Duce Bigalow thinks it is a bad idea, who am I to argue. Obviously anyone of decides to appear in two Duce Bigalow films has wisdom...

Or to quote Ebert

Ebert said, "As chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks."
2012-10-01 01:05:31 PM
3 votes:
content6.flixster.com

Does not approve
2012-10-01 09:03:39 PM
2 votes:
Apparently not being livestock makes you unable to transmit communicable diseases.
2012-10-01 04:47:49 PM
2 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: A child needs a note about why they didnt get a vaccination but the child doesnt need a note about getting an abortion.


So abortion is a transmittable disease, much like TB and smallpox. Good to know.
2012-10-01 04:42:27 PM
2 votes:

TheDumbBlonde: My middle-school aged children are vaccinated to the hilt. Those boys won't be speading HPV or any other damn thing.


Read that as "middle-aged school children" a couple of times. Maybe I need a vaccine... probably too late.
2012-10-01 04:40:18 PM
2 votes:

TheDumbBlonde: GAT_00: Unvaccinated children should be banned from public schools. No exceptions.

What about undocumented unvaccinated children?


One could rightly assume that your specific subset would in fact fall under the greater umbrella of the original subset of unvaccinated. Thank you though for adding pretty much nothing to the conversation.
2012-10-01 02:04:57 PM
2 votes:

kbronsito: I guess on the one hand, this could lead to some doctors actually changing a few minds. on the other hand... when the unvaccinated children start making the vaccinated children sick (herd immunity and all that good stuff), how are the state (and the schools) going to respond to the fact that it sanctioned irresponsible behavior?


Religious Freedom covers their asses like a measles rash
2012-10-01 01:47:35 PM
2 votes:
All this does is make more paperwork for doctors and nurses. We really need to make these parents attend 20 hours of vaccine education classes, spread over 16 days, at least 50 miles from their homes, during the work week, and charge $2000 a pop.
2012-10-01 11:28:20 PM
1 votes:
Another reason we should all homeschool.
2012-10-01 08:47:15 PM
1 votes:

badhatharry: badhatharry: Here is a note from me instead. It says I'm not giving you my money.

Oh, I thought this was about college students. I have a note from my mother. It says, "I don't need a doctor to tell me that my child is not livestock. Please grace him with your acceptance or just go fark yourself."


Comma.
2012-10-01 08:27:25 PM
1 votes:

Mister Peejay: Because People in power are Stupid: DamnYankees: How does this violate federal law?

First amendment rights, yo. The freedom of artistic expression.

What about the freedom of shut the hell up? Why do so many people waive this freedom?


I don't know. Why don't you?
2012-10-01 08:24:49 PM
1 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: DamnYankees: How does this violate federal law?

First amendment rights, yo. The freedom of artistic expression.


What about the freedom of shut the hell up? Why do so many people waive this freedom?
2012-10-01 07:29:27 PM
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: A child needs a note about why they didnt get a vaccination but the child doesnt need a note about getting an abortion.


Can your child give mine an abortion if she gets one?
2012-10-01 06:53:39 PM
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: ddam: tenpoundsofcheese: A child needs a note about why they didnt get a vaccination but the child doesnt need a note about getting an abortion.

Do you try to be this stupid every day or do it come naturally?

You either believe it is your body and can do what you want or not. Can't have it both ways.


Where do you learn this shiat? If you are among the brightest in your party, and your party is somewhere around 50% of the population, and you being just a hair over retarded, I expect SS disability draw increases in red states to be the straw that breaks the SS system.
2012-10-01 06:40:01 PM
1 votes:
I read that as unwaxed and thought giggity!
2012-10-01 06:28:58 PM
1 votes:

PsiChick: This originally made no sense, even though you're farkied in orange...


Why use orange? I love the color orange, it doesn't deserve this sort of abuse.
2012-10-01 05:44:02 PM
1 votes:

jshine: tenpoundsofcheese: But he once again shows his contempt for the people by banning a child from legally having more than 2 parents

Lolwut? I don't think this comes from legislation:


Imagine the mutant possibilities if we could have 2 ovums super-collide, or 2 spermatazoas join forces!! Hockey wouldn't be a fair sport if you could have 4 arms while playing against a bunch of 2-armers...
2012-10-01 05:36:13 PM
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: But he once again shows his contempt for the people by banning a child from legally having more than 2 parents


Lolwut? I don't think this comes from legislation:

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/how babby is formed
//2 genomes, one oocyte
2012-10-01 05:18:15 PM
1 votes:

jigger: cefm: The appropriate action would have been to stick with the original policy that has been on the books forever: if your little crotch-fruit isn't vaccinated they aren't allowed ot attend public schools. Period.

Go be a dirty hippie (or crazy vaccine-denier) somewhere else.

Public education is not a right. It's a privilege.


Different argument, but education is one of the best ways to climb the ladder of success.

Hence why public education is under attack. can't have them poors actually pull themselves up that ladder and compete for my money, now can we?
2012-10-01 05:09:46 PM
1 votes:

BoxOfBees: First, many of the parents who refused vaccinations for their kids are already more educated than the school officials and lawmakers.

Second, many parents who refused vaccinations do so selectively, for the health of their children. Just like you wouldn't give your kid every medication under the son if you thought it was potentially harmful or unnecessary, so some parents treat vaccinations.

Third, the difference between the present and times past is that the number of required vaccinations are growing at a high rate. Why? Lack of critical thinking skills on the part of, well, everyone. Also, the power (and by power, I mean money) wielded by drug company lobbyists. You don't even need conspiracy theories to arrive at these conclusions.

/still thinks vaccines have their benefits and should be used appropriately


You might not need a conspiracy theory, but you do need a sharp blow to the head.
2012-10-01 05:07:25 PM
1 votes:

BoxOfBees: First, many of the parents who refused vaccinations for their kids are already more educated than the school officials and lawmakers.

Second, many parents who refused vaccinations do so selectively, for the health of their children. Just like you wouldn't give your kid every medication under the son if you thought it was potentially harmful or unnecessary, so some parents treat vaccinations.

Third, the difference between the present and times past is that the number of required vaccinations are growing at a high rate. Why? Lack of critical thinking skills on the part of, well, everyone. Also, the power (and by power, I mean money) wielded by drug company lobbyists. You don't even need conspiracy theories to arrive at these conclusions.

/still thinks vaccines have their benefits and should be used appropriately


So you're saying that both sides are bad so rub one out to Jenny Mccarthy?
2012-10-01 05:06:51 PM
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: 404 page not found: tenpoundsofcheese: ddam: tenpoundsofcheese: A child needs a note about why they didnt get a vaccination but the child doesnt need a note about getting an abortion.

Do you try to be this stupid every day or do it come naturally?

You either believe it is your body and can do what you want or not. Can't have it both ways.

Public health.

So let's ban all smoking outdoors in public or in a persons home since innocent people may inhale
Let's also ban drinking since innocent people get injured in bar fights or by drunk drivers


We're talking about infectious diseases here, buddy. I realize that it's way above your pay grade. Maybe go read a book. You know, them things with paper inside them.
2012-10-01 05:03:34 PM
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: Because People in power are Stupid: DamnYankees: How does this violate federal law?

First amendment rights, yo. The freedom of artistic expression.

In many states you can claim religious, personal or other reasons for exemptions to vaccinations.


Vaccines cause artism.
2012-10-01 05:03:32 PM
1 votes:

To The Escape Zeppelin!: A family friend's wife is one the anti-vaccination bandwagon. She's big into all natural remedies and insists that their son will never be vaccinated. Rather than argue he took the kid to a clinic across town and got all his shots done. As far as I know she still has no idea and everyone is happy and not dead from measles.

/I'm amazed their kid kept his mouth shut. I'm sure there was lots of bribing.


I wonder at what age a child can request vaccination against their parent's wishes.

What happens when Little Suzie goes to visit her dad for the summer and comes back with a full set of vaccinations? Which parent gets to file child endangerment charges against the other?
2012-10-01 05:01:54 PM
1 votes:

oliass: If vaccinations work so well, why would you have to worry about non-vaccinated kids contaminating vaccinated kids?


Because there's such a thing as a viral threshold? Because even the vaccines can get overwhelmed?

that's like saying "If your dams and levees work so well, why should you have to worry about me blowing up the hoover dam upstream?"
2012-10-01 05:01:01 PM
1 votes:

common sense is an oxymoron: tenpoundsofcheese: A child needs a note about why they didnt get a vaccination but the child doesnt need a note about getting an abortion.

When getting an abortion results in spontaneous miscarriages among innocent passersby, you'll have a valid comparison. Until then, you're ten pounds of derp in a five-pound bag.


Given your name, I just assume you are trolling since you obviously missed the point
2012-10-01 04:58:58 PM
1 votes:
The gay therapy ban is a real slap in the face to the Mormon church.
A slap to Mittens.
2012-10-01 04:56:12 PM
1 votes:
A family friend's wife is one the anti-vaccination bandwagon. She's big into all natural remedies and insists that their son will never be vaccinated. Rather than argue he took the kid to a clinic across town and got all his shots done. As far as I know she still has no idea and everyone is happy and not dead from measles.

/I'm amazed their kid kept his mouth shut. I'm sure there was lots of bribing.
2012-10-01 04:46:32 PM
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: A child needs a note about why they didnt get a vaccination but the child doesnt need a note about getting an abortion.


Do you try to be this stupid every day or do it come naturally?
2012-10-01 04:44:01 PM
1 votes:
A child needs a note about why they didnt get a vaccination but the child doesnt need a note about getting an abortion.
2012-10-01 04:37:17 PM
1 votes:
...Jerry Brown is governor again!? This really happen?!
2012-10-01 04:36:33 PM
1 votes:
"Governor Moonbeam" seems to be doing a better job than "Governor Adulterer."

At least Brown wants to get the financial house in order.
2012-10-01 03:27:46 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: Unvaccinated children should be banned from public schools. No exceptions.


What about undocumented unvaccinated children?
2012-10-01 02:09:39 PM
1 votes:
If you can find a physician to prescribe weed, you can find one to write a vaccination waiver. Maybe the same guy, in fact.
2012-10-01 01:37:11 PM
1 votes:

borg: Except that violates federal law & is meaningless


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originally posted with this picture

/always hit preview
//he's big in the ant-vacc, anti-gov movement
2012-10-01 01:33:38 PM
1 votes:
My middle-school aged children are vaccinated to the hilt. Those boys won't be speading HPV or any other damn thing.
2012-10-01 01:14:11 PM
1 votes:
This is like the third headline in 2 days to say "Governor Moonbeam does X" when all he did was sign a bill into law. Do people not think the CA legislature exists?
2012-10-01 01:10:34 PM
1 votes:
The Artists community is relieved.
 
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