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(Uproxx)   Bengals do Gangnam Style and the best of Sunday NFL Week 4   (kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com) divider line 38
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2012-10-01 01:34:28 PM
I haven't a clue what gangbang style is, as I have NOT clicked a single fark link with that in the title, and I'm not going to start.
 
2012-10-01 03:55:49 PM
Don't do it cretinbob, it isn't worth it. From the original all the way through every attempt to make it palatable, there is nothing happening there worth the associated mental trauma.
 
2012-10-01 03:57:13 PM
It's the only K Pop you may ever hear or see.
 
2012-10-01 04:05:07 PM

cretinbob: I haven't a clue what gangbang style is, as I have NOT clicked a single fark link with that in the title, and I'm not going to start.


It is so important that you told us that, you're sooo cool.
 
2012-10-01 04:06:07 PM
NBC does need to stop piping in Salsa Music for Cruz. It's ridiculous. Nobody else gets theme music, nor do they deserve it.

Except Sanchez, they need to play "Everybody Hurts" when he comes out.
 
2012-10-01 04:07:21 PM

cretinbob: I haven't a clue what gangbang style is, as I have NOT clicked a single fark link with that in the title, and I'm not going to start.


Link

I watched the Bengals game & didn't see that. Heh. WHO DEY!!!
 
2012-10-01 04:08:02 PM

Treygreen13: Nobody else gets theme music, nor do they deserve it.


They should play some DMX for Vick.
 
2012-10-01 04:08:33 PM

Treygreen13: NBC does need to stop piping in Salsa Music for Cruz. It's ridiculous. Nobody else gets theme music, nor do they deserve it.

Except Sanchez, they need to play "Everybody Hurts" when he comes out.


I'm wondering how many ritual sacrifices that Andy Reid had to do in order to get that win.
 
2012-10-01 04:09:30 PM

TheJoe03: Treygreen13: Nobody else gets theme music, nor do they deserve it.

They should play some DMX for Vick.


Where my dawgs at??
 
2012-10-01 04:10:18 PM

Rwa2play: Treygreen13: NBC does need to stop piping in Salsa Music for Cruz. It's ridiculous. Nobody else gets theme music, nor do they deserve it.

Except Sanchez, they need to play "Everybody Hurts" when he comes out.

I'm wondering how many ritual sacrifices that Andy Reid had to do in order to get that win.


I think the over/under on that is the same as the number of times the announcers said how good Eli was at comebacks.
 
2012-10-01 04:15:10 PM

ddam: TheJoe03: Treygreen13: Nobody else gets theme music, nor do they deserve it.

They should play some DMX for Vick.

Where my dawgs at??


why not the baha men?
 
2012-10-01 04:17:27 PM

bionicjoe: cretinbob: I haven't a clue what gangbang style is, as I have NOT clicked a single fark link with that in the title, and I'm not going to start.

Link

I watched the Bengals game & didn't see that. Heh. WHO DEY!!!


Wow, that kid is out of his farking mind.

/must be the hair
 
2012-10-01 04:27:45 PM

Treygreen13: Rwa2play: Treygreen13: NBC does need to stop piping in Salsa Music for Cruz. It's ridiculous. Nobody else gets theme music, nor do they deserve it.

Except Sanchez, they need to play "Everybody Hurts" when he comes out.

I'm wondering how many ritual sacrifices that Andy Reid had to do in order to get that win.

I think the over/under on that is the same as the number of times the announcers said how good Eli was at comebacks.


Not sure why they decided to keep throwing fade routes down the sideline once they got on the edge of fieldgoal range.

I would have really enjoyed that win if I didn't hate half the team and the coach.
 
2012-10-01 04:38:41 PM

bionicjoe: cretinbob: I haven't a clue what gangbang style is, as I have NOT clicked a single fark link with that in the title, and I'm not going to start.

Link

I watched the Bengals game & didn't see that. Heh. WHO DEY!!!


I got more use out of this related vid...
 
2012-10-01 04:39:04 PM

MugzyBrown: Treygreen13: Rwa2play: Treygreen13: NBC does need to stop piping in Salsa Music for Cruz. It's ridiculous. Nobody else gets theme music, nor do they deserve it.

Except Sanchez, they need to play "Everybody Hurts" when he comes out.

I'm wondering how many ritual sacrifices that Andy Reid had to do in order to get that win.

I think the over/under on that is the same as the number of times the announcers said how good Eli was at comebacks.

Not sure why they decided to keep throwing fade routes down the sideline once they got on the edge of fieldgoal range.

I would have really enjoyed that win if I didn't hate half the team and the coach.


See, my gripe is with Gillbride's playcalling the whole first quarter. WhyTF are you going downfield?!?!?!?!?!? Run the ball, throw some short screens and passes and that D has to start playing you honest. Philly/Giants has always been a nip-and-tuck game; so why are you trying to throw the ball 20-30 yards downfield?!

That and the last play before the FG attempt baffled the hell outta me: throw a little 5-8 passplay in the middle of the field to get you in manageable FG range. Clock it, then let Tynes hit a makeable FG to win it.

Didn't get the farking playcalling at all; seriously, some of us playing Madden can do better than that crap.
 
2012-10-01 04:39:50 PM

MugzyBrown: Treygreen13: Rwa2play: Treygreen13: NBC does need to stop piping in Salsa Music for Cruz. It's ridiculous. Nobody else gets theme music, nor do they deserve it.

Except Sanchez, they need to play "Everybody Hurts" when he comes out.

I'm wondering how many ritual sacrifices that Andy Reid had to do in order to get that win.

I think the over/under on that is the same as the number of times the announcers said how good Eli was at comebacks.

Not sure why they decided to keep throwing fade routes down the sideline once they got on the edge of fieldgoal range.

I would have really enjoyed that win if I didn't hate half the team and the coach.


Well, I think they had to run the sideline routes to preserve clock. Also, probably hoping for the PI call since Asomugah got eye-raked and would just flail at the defender because he couldn't see anything.

Anyway, the thing that annoys me about that game was that Eli threw that Red Zone INT into triple coverage, the Eagles go down and score a field goal. They never mention the INT and how that was a critical mistake at a critical point. It's right back to "he's so good at comebacks". Well, he'd better be, because his mistake just took at least 3 off the board.
 
2012-10-01 04:42:59 PM
They missed the best moment...

i.imgur.com

Problem?
 
2012-10-01 04:48:35 PM

carnifex2005: They missed the best moment...

[i.imgur.com image 480x720]

Problem?


LOL Bills!
Y U Mad?
 
2012-10-01 04:50:56 PM
I didn't even recognize the Gangnam thing, thought it was some Samoan dance.
 
2012-10-01 04:51:44 PM

carnifex2005: They missed the best moment...

[i.imgur.com image 480x720]

Problem?


This is why I can't hate the Pats. Sure, Belichick is cartoonishly evil, but Brady seems cool and stuff like the above is just plain awesome. Props to the camera guy who got that shot.
 
2012-10-01 04:55:43 PM

cretinbob: I haven't a clue what gangbang style is, as I have NOT clicked a single fark link with that in the title, and I'm not going to start.


i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 04:56:10 PM

bionicjoe: carnifex2005: They missed the best moment...

[i.imgur.com image 480x720]

Problem?

LOL Bills!
Y U Mad?


i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-10-01 05:02:32 PM
I feel like I heard about that song for six months before I actually heard it. And saw the accompanying, um, "dance."
 
2012-10-01 05:02:33 PM

cretinbob: I haven't a clue what gangbang style is


Ask your mom...
 
2012-10-01 05:11:38 PM
The best part about Sunday was watching the raiders pretend to be a football team. They are worse than shiat.
Palmer sucks
McFadden sucks
Both their lines suck
The secondary sucks
 
2012-10-01 05:11:50 PM

Olympic Trolling Judge: carnifex2005: They missed the best moment...

[i.imgur.com image 480x720]

Problem?

This is why I can't hate the Pats. Sure, Belichick is cartoonishly evil, but Brady seems cool and stuff like the above is just plain awesome. Props to the camera guy who got that shot.


Kinda the same.
I've never been part of the 'I hate them because they're good' crowd. I get sick of fair-weather fans (Steelers) and fans that act like they're part of some elite dynasty after one good year (Saints/Packers).
 
2012-10-01 05:16:42 PM

Treygreen13: NBC does need to stop piping in Salsa Music for Cruz. It's ridiculous. Nobody else gets theme music, nor do they deserve it.

Except Sanchez, they need to play "Everybody Hurts" when he comes out.


Cutler should get a randomly chosen song by The Cure. Whenever the camera has a close up of him, it'll probably be appropriate.
 
2012-10-01 05:21:21 PM

Jubeebee: Treygreen13: NBC does need to stop piping in Salsa Music for Cruz. It's ridiculous. Nobody else gets theme music, nor do they deserve it.

Except Sanchez, they need to play "Everybody Hurts" when he comes out.

Cutler should get a randomly chosen song by The Cure. Whenever the camera has a close up of him, it'll probably be appropriate.


Considering The Cure's done good songs, I'd prefer just scoring the play of Jay Cutler to Linkin Park's "In the End."
 
2012-10-01 05:28:25 PM

robsul82: Considering The Cure's done good songs, I'd prefer just scoring the play of Jay Cutler to Linkin Park's "In the End."


www.fohguild.org
 
2012-10-01 05:30:33 PM

thecpt: robsul82: Considering The Cure's done good songs, I'd prefer just scoring the play of Jay Cutler to Linkin Park's "In the End."

[www.fohguild.org image 381x500]


Exactly! lol
 
2012-10-01 05:42:34 PM

robsul82: thecpt: robsul82: Considering The Cure's done good songs, I'd prefer just scoring the play of Jay Cutler to Linkin Park's "In the End."

[www.fohguild.org image 381x500]

Exactly! lol


I could see that. Overlay that "I PUT MY TRUST IIIIIIIIIIIIIIN YUUUUUUUU" bit as he screams at J'marcus Webb and it might work.

Romo probably needs something by Dave Matthews Band that he can yell 'crank up that Dave brah' to.

Breesus gets Hallelujah as done by the Symphony Chorus of New Orleans.
 
2012-10-01 06:03:14 PM

Treygreen13: NBC does need to stop piping in Salsa Music for Cruz. It's ridiculous. Nobody else gets theme music, nor do they deserve it.

Except Sanchez, they need to play "Everybody Hurts" when he comes out.


I was thinking more "Worst day since yesterday"
 
2012-10-01 06:14:30 PM

Jubeebee: I could see that. Overlay that "I PUT MY TRUST IIIIIIIIIIIIIIN YUUUUUUUU" bit as he screams at J'marcus Webb and it might work.


Transcendent, LOL, I love this.

Jubeebee: Breesus gets Hallelujah as done by the Symphony Chorus of New Orleans.


For Breesus, I'll go with the sadly departed GimpyNip and say Living Colour's "Cult of Personality." That idea just makes me laugh every time I think about it.
 
2012-10-01 06:19:52 PM
They took Gus off of NFL games!? That's a farking crime! Get him in the booth with Gruden.
 
2012-10-01 06:35:14 PM
Even though my team lost, I felt the need to come in and say Tannehill looks WAY better than dirty Sanchez. Hah!
 
2012-10-01 06:44:17 PM

moefuggenbrew: Even though my team lost, I felt the need to come in and say Tannehill looks WAY better than dirty Sanchez. Hah!


That was one crazy game both teams deserved to win at one point. I think my Cards weren't expecting the game to run through Tannehill but through Bush and were caught off guard in the first half.
 
2012-10-01 09:30:19 PM

Jubeebee: Treygreen13: NBC does need to stop piping in Salsa Music for Cruz. It's ridiculous. Nobody else gets theme music, nor do they deserve it.

Except Sanchez, they need to play "Everybody Hurts" when he comes out.

Cutler should get a randomly chosen song by The Cure. Whenever the camera has a close up of him, it'll probably be appropriate.


Because you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
 
2012-10-03 08:41:01 AM
Gangnam style? I'd let Hyuna ride me like a pony as long as she wished. Or two minutes.
 
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