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(610 WIOD)   Our Father, who art in heaven, I'M ON PCP AND NAKED   ( ) divider line
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2012-10-01 10:50:00 AM  
1 vote:

Jon iz teh kewl: PCP + weed = eating live cattle??

Or will I see the liquid snakes MXE made me think of or would it just be like a really intense DXM trip?
2012-10-01 10:09:33 AM  
1 vote:

Please throw the book at him so that we can ensure another lifelong criminal. No need to treat drug users like human beings.

Point taken. He didn't actually hurt anybody, just embarrassed himself.
2012-10-01 09:53:16 AM  
1 vote:
Lucky it wasn't bath salts - he might have tried to eat the body of christ.
2012-10-01 09:50:53 AM  
1 vote:
Please throw the book at him so that we can ensure another lifelong criminal. No need to treat drug users like human beings.
2012-10-01 09:48:29 AM  
1 vote:
h is being held on misdemeanor charges at the Jefferson County Jail.

Only a misdemeanor??

Sweet. I have next Sunday all planned out now!
2012-10-01 09:36:38 AM  
1 vote:
God sees you naked, anyway. No matter what clothes you're wearing, God sees you naked. If you're actually naked, in fact, God sees through you...getting naked is basically a way to turn yourself invisible to God. A lot of people don't understand that element of Christian doctrine. That's why people are buried in their clothes, in fact...if they were buried naked, they might be able to slip past God and get into heaven even though they weren't supposed to be there, since they'd be invisible. But in their clothes, God sees them naked and recognizes them and can say, "yeah, you," or "no, way, buddy, you're down in that direction."
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