The One True TheDavid: A Terrible Human:Naked and on pcp go together like some combination of things that go together really well./I'm guessing it's cause of the pcp making them overheat.No, it's bath salts that make you overheat. PCP is what gives you the strength of ten ordinary men.PCP just makes you do whatever weird shiat comes to mind.
Jon iz teh kewl: PCP + weed = eating live cattle??
A Terrible Human: Jon iz teh kewl: PCP + weed = eating live cattle??Or will I see the liquid snakes MXE made me think of or would it just be like a really intense DXM trip?
The One True TheDavid: Mr. Ekshun:Lucky it wasn't bath salts - he might have tried to eat the body of christ.Bath salts and PCP might be a winning combination. Maybe add some butt-chugged booze to take that nervous edge off.As opposed to heroin, which makes a person peaceful.
Pocket Ninja: God sees you naked, anyway. No matter what clothes you're wearing, God sees you naked. If you're actually naked, in fact, God sees through you...getting naked is basically a way to turn yourself invisible to God. A lot of people don't understand that element of Christian doctrine. That's why people are buried in their clothes, in fact...if they were buried naked, they might be able to slip past God and get into heaven even though they weren't supposed to be there, since they'd be invisible. But in their clothes, God sees them naked and recognizes them and can say, "yeah, you," or "no, way, buddy, you're down in that direction."
Jixa: Am I the only one who, after learning that prayer as a child, thought God's name was Howard?
Raven Darke: Jixa: Am I the only one who, after learning that prayer as a child, thought God's name was Howard?Harold...Not Howard.And his son has it as a middle name, hence Jesus H. Christ. The H is for Harold...
Raven Darke: Raven Darke: Jixa: Am I the only one who, after learning that prayer as a child, thought God's name was Howard?Harold...Not Howard.And his son has it as a middle name, hence Jesus H. Christ. The H is for Harold...FTFM.
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