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(610 WIOD)   Our Father, who art in heaven, I'M ON PCP AND NAKED   (610wiod.com) divider line 34
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2012-10-01 09:24:54 AM  
Thy Kingdom come, THE ANGELS ARE MELTING...
 
2012-10-01 09:36:38 AM  
God sees you naked, anyway. No matter what clothes you're wearing, God sees you naked. If you're actually naked, in fact, God sees through you...getting naked is basically a way to turn yourself invisible to God. A lot of people don't understand that element of Christian doctrine. That's why people are buried in their clothes, in fact...if they were buried naked, they might be able to slip past God and get into heaven even though they weren't supposed to be there, since they'd be invisible. But in their clothes, God sees them naked and recognizes them and can say, "yeah, you," or "no, way, buddy, you're down in that direction."
 
2012-10-01 09:42:59 AM  
Dad?
 
2012-10-01 09:43:04 AM  
No dude, Kony ain't here. Put your clothes back on.
 
2012-10-01 09:47:02 AM  
Naked and on pcp go together like some combination of things that go together really well.

/I'm guessing it's cause of the pcp making them overheat.
//And a dash of crazy.
 
2012-10-01 09:48:29 AM  
h is being held on misdemeanor charges at the Jefferson County Jail.

Only a misdemeanor??


Sweet. I have next Sunday all planned out now!
 
2012-10-01 09:49:04 AM  

Ponzholio: Dad?


Daddy ate my eyes?
 
2012-10-01 09:50:43 AM  
That sounds like my kind of sermon!

/can't RTFA :(
 
2012-10-01 09:50:53 AM  
Please throw the book at him so that we can ensure another lifelong criminal. No need to treat drug users like human beings.
 
2012-10-01 09:53:16 AM  
Lucky it wasn't bath salts - he might have tried to eat the body of christ.
 
2012-10-01 09:53:45 AM  
Reverend Buck Naked, guest pastor
 
2012-10-01 09:55:02 AM  
What's his Fark handle?
 
2012-10-01 09:58:26 AM  
lead us not into temptation but mambo dogface banana patch.
 
2012-10-01 10:00:32 AM  
scallywagandvagabond.com
 
2012-10-01 10:03:29 AM  
For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, a stranger and you welcomed me, naked and you arrested me,...
 
2012-10-01 10:05:22 AM  
A Terrible Human:

Naked and on pcp go together like some combination of things that go together really well.

/I'm guessing it's cause of the pcp making them overheat.


No, it's bath salts that make you overheat. PCP is what gives you the strength of ten ordinary men.

PCP just makes you do whatever weird shiat comes to mind.
 
2012-10-01 10:08:13 AM  
Mr. Ekshun:

Lucky it wasn't bath salts - he might have tried to eat the body of christ.

Bath salts and PCP might be a winning combination. Maybe add some butt-chugged booze to take that nervous edge off.

As opposed to heroin, which makes a person peaceful.
 
2012-10-01 10:09:33 AM  
indylaw:

Please throw the book at him so that we can ensure another lifelong criminal. No need to treat drug users like human beings.

Point taken. He didn't actually hurt anybody, just embarrassed himself.
 
2012-10-01 10:27:46 AM  

The One True TheDavid: A Terrible Human:

Naked and on pcp go together like some combination of things that go together really well.

/I'm guessing it's cause of the pcp making them overheat.

No, it's bath salts that make you overheat. PCP is what gives you the strength of ten ordinary men.

PCP just makes you do whatever weird shiat comes to mind.


PCP + weed = eating live cattle??
 
2012-10-01 10:40:44 AM  
"Several male congregants subdued sucked him in the back of the church as he made sexual gestures, and held hammered him until police arrived."

Catholic version....
 
2012-10-01 10:43:32 AM  
 
2012-10-01 10:50:00 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: PCP + weed = eating live cattle??


Or will I see the liquid snakes MXE made me think of or would it just be like a really intense DXM trip?
 
2012-10-01 11:17:18 AM  
THIS is why you should never recite the juicy Old Testament bits during the readings.
 
2012-10-01 11:19:09 AM  
People still do that stuff?

/bad juju
 
2012-10-01 12:04:08 PM  

A Terrible Human: Jon iz teh kewl: PCP + weed = eating live cattle??

Or will I see the liquid snakes MXE made me think of or would it just be like a really intense DXM trip?


instead of the M-hole u will go to the P-hole

and splurt out of a dick. yours.
while your naked and being tazed by 6 officers.
 
2012-10-01 12:24:22 PM  
And you can tell Rolling Stone Magazine that my last words were...

I'M ON DRUGS!

armedrobbery.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-01 12:42:14 PM  
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2012-10-01 12:43:43 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Mr. Ekshun:

Lucky it wasn't bath salts - he might have tried to eat the body of christ.

Bath salts and PCP might be a winning combination. Maybe add some butt-chugged booze to take that nervous edge off.

As opposed to heroin, which makes a person peaceful.


Heroin made my brother very peaceful. And by peaceful I mean dead. At least these dopamine-mucking drugs don't usually kill you if you OD.
 
2012-10-01 02:23:46 PM  

Pocket Ninja: God sees you naked, anyway. No matter what clothes you're wearing, God sees you naked. If you're actually naked, in fact, God sees through you...getting naked is basically a way to turn yourself invisible to God. A lot of people don't understand that element of Christian doctrine. That's why people are buried in their clothes, in fact...if they were buried naked, they might be able to slip past God and get into heaven even though they weren't supposed to be there, since they'd be invisible. But in their clothes, God sees them naked and recognizes them and can say, "yeah, you," or "no, way, buddy, you're down in that direction."


I don't post often and it's well known you're funny.
That said, keep up the good work!
...I wonder what you do for a living.
 
2012-10-01 04:06:56 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-01 07:59:48 PM  
Am I the only one who, after learning that prayer as a child, thought God's name was Howard?
 
2012-10-01 08:15:21 PM  

Jixa: Am I the only one who, after learning that prayer as a child, thought God's name was Howard?


Harold...Not Howard.

And his son has it a middle name, hence Jesus H. Christ. The H is for Harold...
 
2012-10-01 08:16:15 PM  

Raven Darke: Jixa: Am I the only one who, after learning that prayer as a child, thought God's name was Howard?

Harold...Not Howard.

And his son has it as a middle name, hence Jesus H. Christ. The H is for Harold...


FTFM.
 
2012-10-01 10:17:00 PM  

Raven Darke: Raven Darke: Jixa: Am I the only one who, after learning that prayer as a child, thought God's name was Howard?

Harold...Not Howard.

And his son has it as a middle name, hence Jesus H. Christ. The H is for Harold...

FTFM.


Our father, Howard in Heaven, Harold be thy name
 
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