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(NYPost)   Burly, 220-pound male gym teacher and former college football player claims he was beat up so badly by a 50 pound first grader he had go see a shrink for stress   (nypost.com) divider line 11
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2012-10-01 09:55:31 AM  
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Braggi: turn him around, put him in a bear hug and restrain him. If you cant restrain a 1st grader you have issues.


And while you're carrying him to the office, pelvic thrusts.
2012-10-01 07:51:36 PM  
2 votes:
Football player? Maybe he was terrified by the idea of more than 5 seconds of physical activity at a time?
2012-10-01 09:45:50 AM  
2 votes:
That first grader is the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered kid you ever set eyes on. He's got a vicious streak a mile wide! He's a killer!
2012-10-01 10:09:43 AM  
1 votes:
Feels his pain:

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2012-10-01 10:02:52 AM  
1 votes:
2012-10-01 10:00:52 AM  
1 votes:
BAH GAWD KING, THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY TO FEED!

Sorry, best I could come up with, but yeah, there isn't much the teacher could do to restrain the kid without facing charges and/or getting fired.
2012-10-01 09:57:47 AM  
1 votes:
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Is still ascared of a little boy.
2012-10-01 09:56:02 AM  
1 votes:

Big Beef Burrito: He came at him like a spider monkey?


That's racist
2012-10-01 09:55:21 AM  
1 votes:

Braggi: turn him around, put him in a bear hug and restrain him. If you cant restrain a 1st grader you have issues.


Your suggestion, to anyone in an even remotely similar situtation, reads "Have yourself arrested for child abuse and possibly put on the sex offender's list, he can't get to you behind bars."
2012-10-01 09:50:06 AM  
1 votes:
He came at him like a spider monkey?

Was he all jacked up on Mountain Dew?
2012-10-01 09:48:43 AM  
1 votes:
It's takes a real man to admit to that. It takes an idiot to tell everyone on the internets.
 
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