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(Spartanburg Herald Journal)   If the shoe fits   (goupstate.com) divider line 21
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2012-10-01 09:53:29 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-01 10:42:55 AM
If the foe shiats?
 
2012-10-01 10:44:18 AM
Done in one.
 
2012-10-01 10:44:58 AM
The article doesn't indicate that he actually tried them on or wore them out of the store, just that he asked for a pair to try on and then left with them without paying.

Closet cross-dresser is in the realm of possibilities, but still just speculative. It's also possible that he asked for a size that would fit a woman and that he stole them as a gift.
 
2012-10-01 10:46:20 AM
It's not gay if you don't pay.
 
2012-10-01 10:50:36 AM
www.shoecomics.com
 
2012-10-01 10:53:30 AM
www.atariarchives.org

Jeff McNelly is one of the most prolific of dead cartoonists.
 
2012-10-01 10:53:38 AM
the aerostar van, thats what you need to concerned with. thats the rapiest of all rape mobiles.
 
2012-10-01 10:55:59 AM
Pink heels with a gray hat and purse? TAAAAAACKY!!!
 
2012-10-01 11:04:16 AM
I guess this is one crime I'll never be charged with.

Unless pink heels come in men's 14 wide...
 
2012-10-01 11:10:18 AM
addeing?
 
2012-10-01 11:20:37 AM
Not enough description to make collar. We ned to know the color his fishnets and if he was wearing lacy panties or a g-string. And if anyone knows his Fark handle, that would be helpful.
 
2012-10-01 11:24:28 AM
 
2012-10-01 11:25:53 AM
What's that American expression? "If the shoe fits, you must wear it."
 
2012-10-01 12:30:37 PM
His old heels were way too big. His foot could shift six inches forward and five inches back.
 
2012-10-01 12:35:51 PM

dofus: I guess this is one crime I'll never be charged with.

Unless pink heels come in men's 14 wide...


t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-01 12:48:38 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-01 03:47:32 PM
...you must acquit?
 
2012-10-01 04:13:47 PM

kittyhas1000legs: ...you must acquit?


worked for OJ

thewestwaswritten.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-01 05:25:36 PM
www.tvquotes.net

Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-10-02 12:13:50 AM
if this fellow is driving a 1994 Ford maybe he just can't afford a new set of pumps. just let it go.
 
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