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(The Hill)   Democrats pine for House majority, fjords   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, White House, Democrats, Tammy Duckworth, Hispanic voters, Mike Coffman, Nancy Pelosi  
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1190 clicks; posted to Politics » on 01 Oct 2012 at 9:11 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-01 09:23:32 AM  
19 votes:
I wish to complain about this candidate that I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
What's wrong with it?
'What's wrong with it?' I'll tell you what's wrong with it my lad - he's unelectable, that's 'what's wrong with it'.
He's not unelectable, he's just confident in a silent majority, that's all.
'Confident in a silent majority'?!? What kind of talk is that? Why did he start sinking in the polls the moment he got nominated?
The Republican candidate prefers an underdog position. Remarkable party, isn't it? Beautiful donor lists...
Look, tosh - when I started reviewing the candidate's policy positions, I discovered that the only reason he has them is that the party nailed him to them (or them to him).
Nailed there? Of course they were nailed there. Look, if the party hadn't nailed those policy positions down, he could have muscled up to the White House, bent a Congressional majority to his will and then - LIBERALISM!
'Liberalism'? This candidate couldn't go liberal if you put 4 million Massachussettsers through him! He's a dyed-in-the-wool conservative! He's a 1%er! Rich, bereft of compassion, if you hadn't nailed him to the policies, he'd have none! This is an EX-politician!
2012-10-01 10:14:01 AM  
1 vote:
Democrats pine for House majority

Ash we all know, politics is no day at the beech. If Democrats spruce up their image, maple they will win some laurels this election and the voting public will cedar way at the polls to vote fir the Democrats. Yew never know, alder campaigning might bear fruit.
2012-10-01 10:04:12 AM  
1 vote:

Cletus C.: GarySZ: Cletus C.: Do not have a plan, have an anti-plan.

Isn't that Romney/Ryan (and the entire GOP) platform?

Absolutely. No argument there, though to be fair, Ryan did have a plan. Now he's part of the Romney anti-plan.

His plan was what a stupid person would think a smart person would come up with.

Which I'm sure is why you like it.
2012-10-01 09:23:38 AM  
1 vote:

Fizpez: As someone who has (in the past) voted (R) I was very comfortable with the (D's) holding the senate - I've had it with the idiotic anti-intellectual, anti-everthing bullshiat that the republicans have become. When Pelosi talks tho I still cringe....

She cringes too, you just can't tell

/hey-yoooo it's a botox joke
//I'll be here all week
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