Honest Bender: It seemed like they went about that in THE worst way possible. Cars have doors. And last possible second? Was the car about to plunge over the edge of an underwater cliff?
DeathByGeekSquad: Water Pressure would like to say "Hello!".
Honest Bender: DeathByGeekSquad: Water Pressure would like to say "Hello!"....So equalize the pressure. Take a deep breath, flood the cabin, open the door, escape. Tada!
mongbiohazard: Police are still investigating what caused the crash.Hey cops, you can go home early today because I'm about to solve this mystery for you:saw 84 year-old Ursula Nixon's car in Portland Harbor
RoyBatty: I couldn't quite make out the details, how did they get the rear window out?
HairBolus: RoyBatty: I couldn't quite make out the details, how did they get the rear window out?The best account I found was in the Portland paper: "Elderly woman drives car into Portland Harbor" though it is not too clear.Here is what I think happened.The old lady's car, at high speed, crashed through 2 fences and shot into the harbor. Some civilians and 2 policemen jumped in and the police probably busted out the car's rear window (maybe with a window buster from their belts). However the men were too fat to enter the rear window.
WTP 2: a couple of them seemed to be wearing badgesmight be all in a days workbut it was a good day
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