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(Daily Mail)   Man who had his sack chewed off by crazy lady, now back together with her. Way to get back on that horse buddy   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 45
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2012-10-01 09:04:57 AM  
Wow the Lorena Bobbit story seems quaint nowadays.
 
2012-10-01 09:18:56 AM  
Beats being alone I guess
 
2012-10-01 09:20:59 AM  
Han Solo: OW! Chewie!
 
2012-10-01 09:21:11 AM  
He'll never sleep. Just lie there awake all night for the next 20 years.
 
2012-10-01 09:23:42 AM  
Don't stick your balls in crazy.
 
2012-10-01 09:23:50 AM  
Stupid is as stupid does.
 
2012-10-01 09:27:08 AM  
You can't see me but I'm crossing my legs tightly and wincing as I read this.
 
2012-10-01 09:28:48 AM  

LDM90: You can't see me but I'm crossing my legs tightly and wincing as I read this.


Actually, you left your webcam on. We can see it.
 
2012-10-01 09:28:49 AM  
Love is not only blind, but apparently stupid, as well
 
2012-10-01 09:29:22 AM  
I was so convinced that this was a story about Sarah Jessica Parker... The headline lied to me.
 
2012-10-01 09:30:32 AM  
Someone in that relationship is nuts..
 
2012-10-01 09:32:03 AM  
Look at her. She was probably just hungry.
 
2012-10-01 09:33:42 AM  
You gotta have big cajones to take her back.
 
2012-10-01 09:34:50 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Someone in that relationship is nuts..


Well, you are what you eat.
 
2012-10-01 09:37:44 AM  
She's fat, ugly and tried to eat his balls. She must be very good cook for the guy to get back with her. Just pass on the meatballs if they invite you to dinner, and wear a cup.
 
2012-10-01 09:38:06 AM  
I dunno...he's still getting more action than I am.
 
2012-10-01 09:38:38 AM  
Headline can't possibly be literal....

o_O
 
2012-10-01 09:38:52 AM  
Is that Rosie?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-10-01 09:39:48 AM  

dittybopper: LDM90: You can't see me but I'm crossing my legs tightly and wincing as I read this.

Actually, you left your webcam on. We can see it.


Well this is awkward, now that you know that story is not why I'm wincing and crossing my legs...and other things.
 
2012-10-01 09:39:58 AM  

xanadian: Stupid is as stupid does.


"Mama always said, 'life is lahk a bawx o' chawklats; chawklats without nuts'".
 
2012-10-01 09:44:00 AM  
Well, it's not like she can bite them off again.
 
2012-10-01 09:45:35 AM  
Please let it be just a figure of speech please let it be just a figure of speech please let it be just a figure of speech please... GAAAAAAH!
 
2012-10-01 09:47:16 AM  
FTA: "People think I am some sort of savage because of the testicle thing but I'm not that sort of person."

No, you are.

No matter how innocent you feel because he agreed to see you again, you were the one to first break the terms of your restraining order by texting.
 
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2012-10-01 09:47:44 AM  
that takes alot of (reattached) balls to take her back
 
2012-10-01 09:48:21 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

WTF? Jailhouse glamour shots?
 
2012-10-01 09:51:26 AM  
Are his prospects that bad? Jeez Id rather be alone for life than be with that swamp donkey.
 
2012-10-01 09:53:15 AM  

groppet: Are his prospects that bad? Jeez Id rather be alone for life than be with that swamp donkey.


donkeys are vegetarians, .... they also tend to avoid swamps.
 
2012-10-01 09:54:02 AM  
whoao here she comes...watch out boys she'll chew you up
 
2012-10-01 10:14:37 AM  

busy chillin': whoao here she comes...watch out boys she'll chew you up


She's a man eater
 
2012-10-01 10:30:23 AM  

Mugato: Wow the Lorena Bobbit story seems quaint nowadays.


I'm gonna have to call bullshiat on that statement. I don't think this article takes anything away from the story in which Lorena sawed off her sleeping husband's dick of and threw it in a ditch.
 
2012-10-01 10:49:24 AM  
"Your Honor, she needed killin'"
 
2012-10-01 10:58:56 AM  
Tea-bagger.
 
2012-10-01 11:02:56 AM  
Was seen fleeing from the area and has gone into hiding

content.bored.com
 
2012-10-01 11:59:08 AM  
WTF??? Ball-Biter has a boyfriend, but *I* am single?? What is wrong with some men??

/Should I add some phrases like "will boil your pet rabbit," "obsessive stalker" to my eHarmony profile?
 
2012-10-01 12:38:14 PM  
This is why I held out on a rape case of some guy so he ended up getting off. If women get away with this crap then is say (and did) we let men off for raping women.
 
2012-10-01 12:47:20 PM  
i.imgur.com

RUN ! IT'S A TRAP!
 
2012-10-01 12:48:46 PM  
Nutsack bitten off by crazy woman? It's called "marriage" fellas.
 
2012-10-01 01:05:49 PM  

mikewadestr: This is why I held out on a rape case of some guy so he ended up getting off. If women get away with this crap then is say (and did) we let men off for raping women.


Are you speaking English? Try not to rape any women on the way out, you don't sound smart enough to get away with it.
 
2012-10-01 01:10:53 PM  

cefm: Nutsack bitten off by crazy woman? It's called "marriage" fellas.


Best. Response. Ever,
 
2012-10-01 02:04:27 PM  
I was going to suggest Stockholm syndrome, but I'm going to go with Munchangin's.
 
2012-10-01 02:25:56 PM  

Three-Fifty: WTF??? Ball-Biter has a boyfriend, but *I* am single?? What is wrong with some men??

/Should I add some phrases like "will boil your pet rabbit," "obsessive stalker" to my eHarmony profile?


**FAP FAP FAP** Don't stop there......
 
2012-10-01 02:31:30 PM  

Sun Khan: Well, it's not like she can bite them off again.


They sewed them back on... so.. yea, she can :wince:
 
2012-10-01 02:43:51 PM  
Once again redundancy has struck. Crazy Lady, completely redundant term.
 
2012-10-01 03:43:16 PM  
Geordie chavs
 
2012-10-01 06:36:15 PM  
'People think I am some sort of savage because of the testicle thing but I'm not that sort of person.'
Uhh, yes.. YOU ARE just that kind of person. Exactly that kind of person.
 
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