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2012-10-01 11:10:43 AM  
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Obama is running against Romney. I'd vote for a dirty sock before I'd vote for Romney; all this proves is that Chavez is not completely brain damaged.

I don't really like Chavez, and since he's not an American, his opinion on the election doesn't matter anyway, but Romney is the worst major party candidate in my lifetime.
2012-10-01 01:47:10 PM  
1 vote:
And zombie Bin Laden says vote for Romney.
2012-10-01 01:30:56 PM  
1 vote:
Didn't he get the memo from Hollande? Or, maybe, Chavez really wants Romney to win?
2012-10-01 01:09:42 PM  
1 vote:

Elzar: Hugo Chavez just proved Obama is a communist marxist nazi socialist who was born in Kenya and is Muslim and Sarah Palin is automatically president.

/ Its journalistic gold! Run with it American Thinker/Townhall/Breitbart... do not delay its time for a Paul Revere ride!

"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't going to be taking away our arms uh by ringing those bells and making sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free and we were going to be armed."

The real Paul Revere story.

I had a little horse named Paul Revere
Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
Riding across the land - kicking up sand
Sheriff's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand
One lonely Beastie I be
All by myself - without nobody
The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
The air is gettin' hot - the beer is getting flat
Lookin' for a girl - I ran into a guy
His name is M.C.A., I said, "Howdy" - he said, "Hi"

He told a little story - that sounded well rehearsed
Four days on the run and that he's dying of thirst
The brew was in my hand - and he was on my tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry - he asked me for a sip
He said, "Can I get some?"
I said, "You can't get none!"
Had a chance to run
He pulled out his shotgun
He was quick on the draw - I thought I'd be dead
He put the gun to my head and this is what he said,

"Now my name is M.C.A. - I've got a license to kill
I think you know what time it is - it's time to get ill
Now what do we have here - an outlaw and his beer
I run this land, you understand - I make myself clear."
We stepped into the wind - he had a gun, I had a grin
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin
2012-10-01 01:07:33 PM  
1 vote:

Rapmaster2000: You laugh, but this idea has probably already been pitched by one of Romney's highly-compensated consultants.

I will bet you that the phrase "Hugo Chavez' favorite candidate" will tear through the right-wing blogodome and be vomited back onto Fark all week.
2012-10-01 11:46:08 AM  
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FloydA: I'd vote for a dirty sock before I'd vote for Romney; all this proves is that Chavez is not completely brain damaged.

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Sadly, Ed is not eligible.
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