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(Daily Mail)   It seems you can't even groom your wife to be a sex slave these days   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 42
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2012-10-01 01:17:48 PM  
7 votes:

kvinesknows: The safe word I allow my wife to use is how old she was when she first had sex.


threatqualitypress.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-01 12:58:36 PM  
6 votes:
First of all you guys it's called SM not S&M. You can always tell someone that doesn't really get what the lifestyle is really about when they say that. You guys are probably totally vanilla. I'm into sex things that you've probably never even heard of, man.

I'd tell you more, but it would totally blow away your whitebread corporate fornication paradigm. You just wouldn't get it.
2012-10-01 12:06:20 PM  
4 votes:
i586.photobucket.com
2012-10-01 10:43:17 AM  
4 votes:
Ed Bagley faces a federal trial early next year on 11 counts of abuse against a woman authorities say he groomed to be his sex slave.

3.bp.blogspot.com 

You bastard!
2012-10-01 06:58:31 PM  
3 votes:
and since nobody else wanted to come out and admit it...

I totally have the weirdest boner right now.
2012-10-01 03:13:57 PM  
3 votes:

clyph: If I'm DMing at a club/party


How sexually damaged does a person have to be to not only GO to a SM party, but to be the ref? I just can't imagine the mindset of someone who wakes up in the morning, and has "make sure these freaks don't hemorrhage each other with rubber horse dongs" on the calender.
2012-10-01 01:52:09 PM  
3 votes:

kvinesknows: wambu: There's a problem when you safe word is "continue".

The safe word I allow my wife to use is how old she was when she first had sex.


The same thing she yells when she shanks a golf ball?
2012-10-01 01:28:12 PM  
3 votes:

pottie: brap: There's not enought shade in the world to make that sexy. 

I am completely baffled by those that take pleasure in being hurt and humiliated.


and yet.. you live in Alaska
2012-10-01 01:14:03 PM  
3 votes:

Rapmaster2000: First of all you guys it's called SM not S&M. You can always tell someone that doesn't really get what the lifestyle is really about when they say that. You guys are probably totally vanilla. I'm into sex things that you've probably never even heard of, man.

I'd tell you more, but it would totally blow away your whitebread corporate fornication paradigm. You just wouldn't get it.


Sex should be no more than five minutes of the old in and out on the third Thursday of the month between final Jeopardy and Wheel. Anything else is just you compensating for your childhood.

/First of all you guys it's called Wheel not Wheel of Fortune . You can always tell someone that doesn't really get what the lifestyle is really about when they say that.
2012-10-01 11:34:18 AM  
3 votes:
If she didn't want to become a sex slave, why was she born female?

/I keed, I keed
//maybe
2012-10-01 02:24:35 PM  
2 votes:
If I'm having sex, someone's getting humiliated.
2012-10-01 01:06:56 PM  
2 votes:

Rapmaster2000: First of all you guys it's called SM not S&M. You can always tell someone that doesn't really get what the lifestyle is really about when they say that. You guys are probably totally vanilla. I'm into sex things that you've probably never even heard of, man.

I'd tell you more, but it would totally blow away your whitebread corporate fornication paradigm. You just wouldn't get it.


Hipster sex?.
2012-10-01 01:06:24 PM  
2 votes:

Rapmaster2000: First of all you guys it's called SM not S&M. You can always tell someone that doesn't really get what the lifestyle is really about when they say that. You guys are probably totally vanilla. I'm into sex things that you've probably never even heard of, man.

I'd tell you more, but it would totally blow away your whitebread corporate fornication paradigm. You just wouldn't get it.


And that is when he left his parent's basement to beg mom for some lunch.
2012-10-01 12:56:59 PM  
2 votes:
There's a problem when you safe word is "continue".
2012-10-01 09:23:10 PM  
1 votes:

BronyMedic: Are you saying that Aello is a sock puppet for Clyph?


I don't know if she's in to fisting, but I'd make her my puppet if she is :)
2012-10-01 06:30:09 PM  
1 votes:

jaylectricity: it appears that in order for somebody to be kinky, they have to subscribe to the "rules" of the "community". You like to think of yourself as a lifeguard, but you are more like a homeowners association.


Also, I won't deny there's a healthy dose of this:
imgs.xkcd.com

and some of this:
www.austinchronicle.com

But you're going to get that in any group. You get 3 or more human beings together in a group and there are going to be factions, politics, and cliques. It's inescapable.

In the BDSM scene those kinds of disagreements are mostly good-natured and tongue-in-cheek. Mostly the reaction to noobs who have silly ideas is to nurture and educate them, not exclude them.

Of course you always get one or two assholes who have to make a stink. But again, that's human nature.
2012-10-01 06:15:11 PM  
1 votes:

clyph:

The culture of the BDSM scene, in my experience, is one of the most tolerant and accepting groups of people you'll find.



> When I saw all the interest in 50 Shades of Grey I was like "LOL newbs".

> There is a short list of specific techniques/activities that are considered verboten...

> I chuckle the 50 shades of grey'ers just like I chuckle at the Goreans, because it's cute in a naive and clueless kind of way.

Lawlz.
2012-10-01 05:17:04 PM  
1 votes:

bluefoxicy: Deman: I think that there has to be something more sinister going on than BDSM practices. I'm betting this has more to do with him keeping her in captivity, forcing her to work at strip clubs, and whatever the hell got him a human trafficking charge.


"Marilyn Bagley, 47, is charged with five counts, including sex trafficking and forced labor trafficking."

She's charged with not being intelligent and human trafficking herself.


Wow, must have missed that those were her charges. Now it's starting to sound like they had a fetish website and offered off the net services to a few of her members or something along those lines.

As for why someone would get into the SM lifestyle? I know I'm about to paint a broad stroke here but out of the handful of people I know who are into it, most have had some sort of traumatic sexual experience in their younger years and a few even remark that is exactly why they're into the lifestyle. It gives them a way to get that rush, but in a controlled situation. I'm also told it's also gives them another level of trust for their partner. Personally I don't need to say "Chocolate Cherries" to stop a flogging to understand how much I can trust a person, but hey, too each his own.
2012-10-01 05:01:22 PM  
1 votes:

Aello: Pray 4 Mojo: Aello: who have been willing to teach me the ropes.

Clever.

That wasn't even intentional.


That's even better. Ha!
2012-10-01 04:41:52 PM  
1 votes:

clyph: Rent Party: I'm the guy that will tell you to get the fark out of my sex, douchebag. *I and my partner,* being consenting adults, will decide what is and isn't appropriate. And we will do it all without the wisdom of your expertise.

Then do it at home, not at a public event or a party I'm running. Because I'll kick your ass out and perma-ban you if you can't play safe and follow the rules...



My goodness, what a control freak douchebag you are. *Ban* me? Heavens no!

Do you moderate internet chat boards as well?


I'll be looking forward to reading about you in a future thread after you're arrested for your unsafe, reckless, and probably non-consensual behavior. And then we all get to explain AGAIN why assholes like you aren't representative of (or welcome in) the organized BDSM community.


Wah wah wah... "Organized BDSM community." High maintenance, highly judgemental queens looking for acceptance and rigidly inflexible with their rules. The exact *opposite* of kinky, in other words. Boring, one might say.
2012-10-01 03:57:33 PM  
1 votes:

Aello: And sheesh, I need a good flogging soon.


EIP.
2012-10-01 03:46:47 PM  
1 votes:

clyph: DWitchiewoman: I've been reading your posts and now I'm curious as to what exactly is on that list...

House rules vary based on location but the general set of rules I go by are:
No play under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
House safeword is ____. You will be forcibly restrained if you do not respect it.
No choking hazards
Make sure bound limbs have adequate blood flow
No suspension scenes without spotters (or maybe even no suspension, depending on venue)
Follow proper sterile procedure for any bodily fluids.
Wipe down the equipment when you're done.
Don't intrude on anyone else's scene without being invited. Keep a respectful distance when watching.

Depending on venue (public club vs private party) there may be no-nudity or no-penetration rules that have to be followed for legal reasons.


Interesting... my gym has the same set of rules.
2012-10-01 03:26:01 PM  
1 votes:
If you get your sexual kicks from inflicting pain on and exerting total control over others, you are one step below a serial killer in my book. That is, of course, until you actually kill someone.....
2012-10-01 03:13:07 PM  
1 votes:

Marcintosh: Meh, no thanks. I'll keep mine oatmeal. Too old and not willing to go through what that guys going to go through just because someone changed their mind.


Nobody goes to prison for missionary or dog style.


Really....?

I would bet a few guys have gone to prison for doggy style.
2012-10-01 03:06:20 PM  
1 votes:
consent is not a defense to assault resulting in serious physical injury

I guess I should change careers (I was going to be a surgeon).
2012-10-01 02:39:17 PM  
1 votes:
Wow... what a bunch of freaks on here.

Me... I just like to pee on people... that's my thing.

Elevators mostly... they can't get away there.
2012-10-01 02:26:16 PM  
1 votes:

Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: If I'm having sex, someone's getting humiliated.


Which reminds me, my mom said to tell you that if you're going to be that bad in the sack, she's charging double next time.
2012-10-01 02:25:45 PM  
1 votes:

Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: If I'm having sex, someone's getting humiliated.


It's you, isn't it?
2012-10-01 02:25:24 PM  
1 votes:

Dr._Michael_Hfuhruhurr: If I'm having sex, someone's getting humiliated.


Is it you?
2012-10-01 02:09:20 PM  
1 votes:
kvinesknows:


The safe word I allow my wife to use is how old she was when she first had sex.


Potato?
2012-10-01 02:09:02 PM  
1 votes:

Magnanimous_J: No matter how much you try to sterilize "the scene" by making it sound like some kind of sexual libertarianism, you are still getting off by reopening old emotional trauma, either in yourself or your partner. Just because your mom put out her cigarettes on your skin when she came home drunk and now you can't get it up without a red hot bic lighter on your ass, doesn't mean it's a healthy thing to engage in.



i586.photobucket.com
2012-10-01 02:04:12 PM  
1 votes:

Rent Party: I used to get a ration of shiat whenever I would observe that there isn't a woman on the planet that doesn't like a smack in the ass, and to be told she's pretty.

This 50 Shades thing has validated my observations, and I simply refer anyone objecting to that truth to the NYT best seller's list for more information.

And also, in before the hipsters telling us that whatever those people were up to wasn't *real* kink...


Greymalkin: Thanks to women working hard like so:

[blsciblogs.baruch.cuny.edu image 500x756]

Then future generations following it up:

[24.media.tumblr.com image 400x300]

[www.newyorker.com image 465x315]

Women in the Western world are more liberated, free, educated and able to make whatever choices they like than in any other time or place in human history.

And with that freedom of choice they have picked the following works (written by women for women) as their selections to outsell and thus by association represent their desires over everything else directed at their gender.

[images.wikia.com image 300x420]

[www.arnizachariassen.com image 850x429]

The following is how the patriarchy feels about this outcome.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 240x311]




Lookup the "Norway paradox" or Norwegian paradox. As liberal democracies expand and women more and more are free to choose their path, the biological differences actually become more pronounced. The result is that Norway, one of the most feminist countries in the world,actually has more pronounced gender differences than most conservative countries, including places like Pakistan and Indian. The theory is that since the outcome is not forced, women naturally and biologically more inclined to fields like nursing or child care, while conservative areas women are often forced into fields like medicine and law.

You could make the same hypothesis in the social agreement. As we are more and more free to chose our own mates and have power in the relationship, women are making choices drawn from their biological urges. The result is that women are listing to be over powered and control, even though publicly they proclaim to want fairness and equality. The result is a whole generation of men who almost walk on egg shells to court women, yet they are being drawn even more to alpha males (and men who appear to be alpha). So a minority of men, pysopayhs, thugs, and abusers have no shortage of wowomen while stable middle class engineer types troll eharmony hopelessly. I would expect to see more of this, as well as polyamorous marriages and relationships as these dominant men have less to hold them back from courting a multitude of women willing to withstand abuse. This case has less to do withe rights of women but a legal system that can no longer maintain traditional social mores.
2012-10-01 01:58:12 PM  
1 votes:

fireclown: kvinesknows: The safe word I allow my wife to use is how old she was when she first had sex.

[threatqualitypress.files.wordpress.com image 468x337]


Nein is pretty young...
2012-10-01 01:52:17 PM  
1 votes:

I_C_Weener: It's painful and pleasurable at the same time. Almost titilatting with its antici


-PATION!
2012-10-01 01:47:48 PM  
1 votes:

Deman: I think that there has to be something more sinister going on than BDSM practices. I'm betting this has more to do with him keeping her in captivity, forcing her to work at strip clubs, and whatever the hell got him a human trafficking charge.


"Marilyn Bagley, 47, is charged with five counts, including sex trafficking and forced labor trafficking."

She's charged with not being intelligent and human trafficking herself.
2012-10-01 01:29:14 PM  
1 votes:
Thanks to women working hard like so:

blsciblogs.baruch.cuny.edu

Then future generations following it up:

24.media.tumblr.com

www.newyorker.com

Women in the Western world are more liberated, free, educated and able to make whatever choices they like than in any other time or place in human history.

And with that freedom of choice they have picked the following works (written by women for women) as their selections to outsell and thus by association represent their desires over everything else directed at their gender.

images.wikia.com

www.arnizachariassen.com

The following is how the patriarchy feels about this outcome.

4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-01 01:18:07 PM  
1 votes:
If you're going to mention my town on Fark, ya have to include the county sheriffs name...Dick Wrinkle.

Cheers,
phat
2012-10-01 01:17:20 PM  
1 votes:
Remember "No" means make me and "firetruck" means no.

/I love my friends..
2012-10-01 01:08:45 PM  
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: First of all you guys it's called SM not S&M. You can always tell someone that doesn't really get what the lifestyle is really about when they say that. You guys are probably totally vanilla. I'm into sex things that you've probably never even heard of, man.

I'd tell you more, but it would totally blow away your whitebread corporate fornication paradigm. You just wouldn't get it.



After reading your comment I looked at your handle and read it as "Rapemaster2000" then I laughed.

/then I realized I read it wrong...not sure if laughing makes me a bad person or not
2012-10-01 01:02:46 PM  
1 votes:
"Dude, what the farks wrong with German people?"
2012-10-01 11:09:08 AM  
1 votes:
I always hear about "grooming girls to be sex slaves" and wonder what that means. Is their hair gel and bikini waxes involved?
2012-10-01 10:20:45 AM  
1 votes:
There's not enought shade in the world to make that sexy. 
 
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