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(Daily Mail)   It seems you can't even groom your wife to be a sex slave these days   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 312
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2012-10-01 10:12:26 AM
Women have always been into this 'eroticised punishment' more than men who simply want guilt free sexual access and then a sammich.
 
2012-10-01 10:15:16 AM
its not his fault she forgot the safety word
 
2012-10-01 10:20:45 AM
There's not enought shade in the world to make that sexy. 
 
2012-10-01 10:43:17 AM
Ed Bagley faces a federal trial early next year on 11 counts of abuse against a woman authorities say he groomed to be his sex slave.

3.bp.blogspot.com 

You bastard!
 
2012-10-01 11:09:08 AM
I always hear about "grooming girls to be sex slaves" and wonder what that means. Is their hair gel and bikini waxes involved?
 
2012-10-01 11:34:18 AM
If she didn't want to become a sex slave, why was she born female?

/I keed, I keed
//maybe
 
2012-10-01 12:06:20 PM
i586.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 12:56:59 PM
There's a problem when you safe word is "continue".
 
2012-10-01 12:58:36 PM
First of all you guys it's called SM not S&M. You can always tell someone that doesn't really get what the lifestyle is really about when they say that. You guys are probably totally vanilla. I'm into sex things that you've probably never even heard of, man.

I'd tell you more, but it would totally blow away your whitebread corporate fornication paradigm. You just wouldn't get it.
 
2012-10-01 01:02:46 PM
"Dude, what the farks wrong with German people?"
 
2012-10-01 01:06:24 PM

Rapmaster2000: First of all you guys it's called SM not S&M. You can always tell someone that doesn't really get what the lifestyle is really about when they say that. You guys are probably totally vanilla. I'm into sex things that you've probably never even heard of, man.

I'd tell you more, but it would totally blow away your whitebread corporate fornication paradigm. You just wouldn't get it.


And that is when he left his parent's basement to beg mom for some lunch.
 
2012-10-01 01:06:56 PM

Rapmaster2000: First of all you guys it's called SM not S&M. You can always tell someone that doesn't really get what the lifestyle is really about when they say that. You guys are probably totally vanilla. I'm into sex things that you've probably never even heard of, man.

I'd tell you more, but it would totally blow away your whitebread corporate fornication paradigm. You just wouldn't get it.


Hipster sex?.
 
2012-10-01 01:07:58 PM
Wait, there was consent but they're trying it as assault? Assumed nanny state until daily mail was reporting on a story from Missouri.

//FTA:But if the woman was too young or not intelligent enough to consent... if intelligence is a factor in consent, you're going to have to arrest a whole lot of morans for rape.
 
2012-10-01 01:08:45 PM

Rapmaster2000: First of all you guys it's called SM not S&M. You can always tell someone that doesn't really get what the lifestyle is really about when they say that. You guys are probably totally vanilla. I'm into sex things that you've probably never even heard of, man.

I'd tell you more, but it would totally blow away your whitebread corporate fornication paradigm. You just wouldn't get it.



After reading your comment I looked at your handle and read it as "Rapemaster2000" then I laughed.

/then I realized I read it wrong...not sure if laughing makes me a bad person or not
 
2012-10-01 01:09:47 PM

Rapmaster2000: First of all you guys it's called SM not S&M. You can always tell someone that doesn't really get what the lifestyle is really about when they say that. You guys are probably totally vanilla. I'm into sex things that you've probably never even heard of, man.

I'd tell you more, but it would totally blow away your whitebread corporate fornication paradigm. You just wouldn't get it.


Go on...
 
2012-10-01 01:10:58 PM

Rapmaster2000: First of all you guys it's called SM not S&M. You can always tell someone that doesn't really get what the lifestyle is really about when they say that. You guys are probably totally vanilla. I'm into sex things that you've probably never even heard of, man.

I'd tell you more, but it would totally blow away your whitebread corporate fornication paradigm. You just wouldn't get it.


is this in the I've got to be in the gym in fifteen minutes style, or the I am in this group and you really don't know what you're talking about

needless to say I don't think you're going to become your own meme at this rate
 
2012-10-01 01:11:54 PM

Babboonrash: Rapmaster2000: First of all you guys it's called SM not S&M. You can always tell someone that doesn't really get what the lifestyle is really about when they say that. You guys are probably totally vanilla. I'm into sex things that you've probably never even heard of, man.

I'd tell you more, but it would totally blow away your whitebread corporate fornication paradigm. You just wouldn't get it.

Go on...


No, don't go on. I like my boring, whitebread fornication just the way it is.
 
2012-10-01 01:12:30 PM
We have this same problem where I live as well. Even something as simple and basic as a spanking is considered assault. When ever someone new comes into the BDSM community we always make sure they're educated about the Laws, and safety.

www.ncfsfreedome.org

I've done things that make 50 Shades of Grey look like a childrens bedtime story in comparison. Would be arrested just like this guy, but as a Dom I always practice safety first and do not ever permanently harm or break my toys. Sure mistakes can happen when doing edge play, but sending a bottom to the hospital is HUGE fail on this guy. Sounds like he was dangerous, and deserves to be removed, but it sucks that all of BDSM has to be shined with the same light.
 
2012-10-01 01:12:39 PM

I_C_Weener: [i586.photobucket.com image 300x205]


www.explore-science-fiction-movies.com
Good Bible....
 
2012-10-01 01:14:03 PM

Rapmaster2000: First of all you guys it's called SM not S&M. You can always tell someone that doesn't really get what the lifestyle is really about when they say that. You guys are probably totally vanilla. I'm into sex things that you've probably never even heard of, man.

I'd tell you more, but it would totally blow away your whitebread corporate fornication paradigm. You just wouldn't get it.


Sex should be no more than five minutes of the old in and out on the third Thursday of the month between final Jeopardy and Wheel. Anything else is just you compensating for your childhood.

/First of all you guys it's called Wheel not Wheel of Fortune . You can always tell someone that doesn't really get what the lifestyle is really about when they say that.
 
2012-10-01 01:14:05 PM

wambu: There's a problem when you safe word is "continue".


The safe word I allow my wife to use is how old she was when she first had sex.
 
2012-10-01 01:14:13 PM

Baelz: I always practice safety first and do not ever permanently harm or break my toys.


Oh dear God, really?
 
2012-10-01 01:15:15 PM
I used to get a ration of shiat whenever I would observe that there isn't a woman on the planet that doesn't like a smack in the ass, and to be told she's pretty.

This 50 Shades thing has validated my observations, and I simply refer anyone objecting to that truth to the NYT best seller's list for more information.

And also, in before the hipsters telling us that whatever those people were up to wasn't *real* kink...
 
2012-10-01 01:16:55 PM

Cheron: Rapmaster2000: First of all you guys it's called SM not S&M. You can always tell someone that doesn't really get what the lifestyle is really about when they say that. You guys are probably totally vanilla. I'm into sex things that you've probably never even heard of, man.

I'd tell you more, but it would totally blow away your whitebread corporate fornication paradigm. You just wouldn't get it.

Sex should be no more than five minutes of the old in and out on the third Thursday of the month between final Jeopardy and Wheel. Anything else is just you compensating for your childhood.

/First of all you guys it's called Wheel not Wheel of Fortune . You can always tell someone that doesn't really get what the lifestyle is really about when they say that.


Pfft. I only watch Scrabble reruns. I enjoy Chuck Woolery on about five different levels.
 
2012-10-01 01:17:20 PM
Remember "No" means make me and "firetruck" means no.

/I love my friends..
 
2012-10-01 01:17:44 PM
I feel so normal next to some of these people. All we do is a little buttplay (not the whole 9 yards) and some footplay.

/wife has very sensitive feet
//wife has very smooth feet too.
 
2012-10-01 01:17:48 PM

kvinesknows: The safe word I allow my wife to use is how old she was when she first had sex.


threatqualitypress.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-01 01:18:07 PM
If you're going to mention my town on Fark, ya have to include the county sheriffs name...Dick Wrinkle.

Cheers,
phat
 
2012-10-01 01:18:28 PM

Oysterman: Wait, there was consent but they're trying it as assault? Assumed nanny state until daily mail was reporting on a story from Missouri.

//FTA:But if the woman was too young or not intelligent enough to consent... if intelligence is a factor in consent, you're going to have to arrest a whole lot of morans for rape.


she was old enough to give her consent, and it appears from the article she did in fact give it.. though at some points it wasnt entirely clear

this sounds like a prosecutor who has overstepped his bounds
 
2012-10-01 01:19:13 PM
On a side note: has anyone had enough of that fox comercial where the woman screams "YESY YES YEEES" in the sexual tone?

That commercial is pissing me off.
 
2012-10-01 01:21:07 PM
I think that there has to be something more sinister going on than BDSM practices. I'm betting this has more to do with him keeping her in captivity, forcing her to work at strip clubs, and whatever the hell got him a human trafficking charge.

Don't worry boys and girls, your fetish balls are probably safe, especially since one of the local judges goes there with his wife.
 
2012-10-01 01:21:22 PM
To be fair -- when professional fighters are accused of various crimes, we regularly their profession/in-ring behavior as evidence of a (likely) history of aggression.

So this shiat is stupid and unfair, but it's hardly without precedent.
 
2012-10-01 01:22:53 PM

Baelz: We have this same problem where I live as well. Even something as simple and basic as a spanking is considered assault. When ever someone new comes into the BDSM community we always make sure they're educated about the Laws, and safety.

www.ncfsfreedome.org

I've done things that make 50 Shades of Grey look like a childrens bedtime story in comparison. Would be arrested just like this guy, but as a Dom I always practice safety first and do not ever permanently harm or break my toys. Sure mistakes can happen when doing edge play, but sending a bottom to the hospital is HUGE fail on this guy. Sounds like he was dangerous, and deserves to be removed, but it sucks that all of BDSM has to be shined with the same light.


When a shiatty book like 50 Shades (which gets the BDSM world not a bit) is their outline, are you really surprised by this? I was wondering when the first arrest or death would be.
 
2012-10-01 01:23:25 PM
You made it by 14 minutes, Rapmaster2000.
 
2012-10-01 01:24:57 PM

brap: There's not enought shade in the world to make that sexy. 


I am completely baffled by those that take pleasure in being hurt and humiliated.
 
2012-10-01 01:28:12 PM

pottie: brap: There's not enought shade in the world to make that sexy. 

I am completely baffled by those that take pleasure in being hurt and humiliated.


and yet.. you live in Alaska
 
2012-10-01 01:28:21 PM
I knew a couple that was into knife play. For you vanilla farkers, it's exactly what it sounds like. Nobody ever had to go to the hospital.
 
2012-10-01 01:29:14 PM
Thanks to women working hard like so:

blsciblogs.baruch.cuny.edu

Then future generations following it up:

24.media.tumblr.com

www.newyorker.com

Women in the Western world are more liberated, free, educated and able to make whatever choices they like than in any other time or place in human history.

And with that freedom of choice they have picked the following works (written by women for women) as their selections to outsell and thus by association represent their desires over everything else directed at their gender.

images.wikia.com

www.arnizachariassen.com

The following is how the patriarchy feels about this outcome.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-01 01:31:16 PM

pottie: brap: There's not enought shade in the world to make that sexy. 

I am completely baffled by those that take pleasure in being hurt and humiliated.


I'm baffled by people that find feet sexy. People come in all shapes, sizes, and preferences. The pain and humiliation thing is pretty straight-forward though: essentially it's about sensation and eroticism, and what it takes to get some people primed to orgasm.
 
2012-10-01 01:32:30 PM

pottie: brap: There's not enought shade in the world to make that sexy. 

I am completely baffled by those that take pleasure in being hurt and humiliated.


Some people are just wired differently. What your brain registers as pleasure a masochist's brain registers as pleasure. There is also a point in impact play that anyone can pass where the endorphins and adrenaline reach a point where you're getting high from the pain. So some people jump out of airplanes for an adrenaline rish, and some people use nipple clamps and a flogger... I personally won't jump out of a plane :)
 
2012-10-01 01:32:41 PM

Rapmaster2000: First of all you guys it's called SM not S&M. You can always tell someone that doesn't really get what the lifestyle is really about when they say that. You guys are probably totally vanilla. I'm into sex things that you've probably never even heard of, man.

I'd tell you more, but it would totally blow away your whitebread corporate fornication paradigm. You just wouldn't get it.


Thanks, I know plenty about D/s but I'm happy with how things are working out with my ice cream van.
 
2012-10-01 01:34:18 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Women have always been into this 'eroticised punishment' more than men who simply want guilt free sexual access and then a sammich.


Some men seem to be deeply into it. Nothing wrong with it if everything's consensual but of the guys I've met who were into it, most were deeply unlikeable. Most were also manipulative control freaks.

Me, guess I like a game of dressup and the odd bit of pain, but I can't think of anything less interesting than head games and domination plays, or whipping someone's bare ass...
 
2012-10-01 01:34:34 PM
FTFA As in several other states, Missouri assault laws limit instances in which consent can be used as a defense against criminal charges when serious injuries occur. Exceptions generally are made for athletic activities and the victim's occupation or professions in which the conduct and harm are reasonably foreseeable hazards.

Had a fellow show up in the ER, years ago, secondary infections from `claw' marks down back (poor hygiene, but probably non-prosecutable `athletic' sex).

Should have worked his magic from the bottom-up, ala, Die Dame im Pelz

/Reed and Cale for the score
 
2012-10-01 01:34:49 PM

CapeFearCadaver: You made it by 14 minutes, Rapmaster2000.



Looks like he beat the pasty overweight Fark crowd from over-sharing their particular form of self-important kink.

Let's see if they notice.
 
2012-10-01 01:37:22 PM

ZzeusS: Looks like he beat the pasty overweight Fark crowd from over-sharing their particular form of self-important kink.


These threads cause me hyper-realistic, highly unpleasant olfactory hallucinations.
 
2012-10-01 01:42:53 PM

Baelz: I've done things that make 50 Shades of Grey look like a childrens bedtime story in comparison. Would be arrested just like this guy, but as a Dom I always practice safety first and do not ever permanently harm or break my toys. Sure mistakes can happen when doing edge play, but sending a bottom to the hospital is HUGE fail on this guy. Sounds like he was dangerous, and deserves to be removed, but it sucks that all of BDSM has to be shined with the same light.


So much this.

When I saw all the interest in 50 Shades of Grey I was like "LOL newbs". Still, it's nice to see consentual BDSM getting some positive mainstream attention.
 
2012-10-01 01:45:55 PM

pottie: I am completely baffled by those that take pleasure in being hurt and humiliated.


I am baffled at how someone could tolerate being around such a person. I couldn't respect them.
 
2012-10-01 01:46:45 PM
He isn't being charged with assault against his wife. He and his wife are being charged with assault against another woman, who isn't named in the article.

The article is poorly orginized.
 
2012-10-01 01:47:48 PM

Deman: I think that there has to be something more sinister going on than BDSM practices. I'm betting this has more to do with him keeping her in captivity, forcing her to work at strip clubs, and whatever the hell got him a human trafficking charge.


"Marilyn Bagley, 47, is charged with five counts, including sex trafficking and forced labor trafficking."

She's charged with not being intelligent and human trafficking herself.
 
2012-10-01 01:48:06 PM

Greymalkin: Thanks to women working hard like so:

[blsciblogs.baruch.cuny.edu image 500x756]

Then future generations following it up:

[24.media.tumblr.com image 400x300]

[www.newyorker.com image 465x315]

Women in the Western world are more liberated, free, educated and able to make whatever choices they like than in any other time or place in human history.

And with that freedom of choice they have picked the following works (written by women for women) as their selections to outsell and thus by association represent their desires over everything else directed at their gender.

[images.wikia.com image 300x420]

[www.arnizachariassen.com image 850x429]

The following is how the patriarchy feels about this outcome.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 240x311]


Yeah, this is something that kinda bothers me of these books.
 
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