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(Daily Mail)   Teenage girl goes to great lengths to transform herself into a real life anime character, calls herself "Fukkacumi". Say it loud and there's music playing. Say it soft and it's almost like praying. Fukkacumi   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 188
    More: Weird, Anastasiya Shpagina, computer animation, American Dakota Rose  
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2012-10-01 09:11:11 AM
^_^
 
2012-10-01 09:29:15 AM
O_O
 
2012-10-01 09:33:23 AM
What.
The.
Fark.
 
2012-10-01 09:36:36 AM
She calls herself frkkacumi AND her actual last name was already Shpagina? There's a link to an eBay auction for the Brooklyn Bridge somewhere in that article, isn't there?
 
2012-10-01 09:36:54 AM
Ehhh, who am I kidding. I'd hit it.
 
2012-10-01 09:49:38 AM
Ok. That's not as bad as I thought it would be. There's a lot of anime fan girls out there whose only successful anime transformation would be that of the Tetsuo-blob in Akira.
 
2012-10-01 10:01:23 AM
frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, cumi - you frkka and go, you frkka and goo a ooo-o
 
2012-10-01 10:01:27 AM

xanadian: What.
The.
Farkacummi.


Fixed that for you...
 
2012-10-01 10:02:19 AM
I'd touch her shpagina.
 
2012-10-01 10:02:43 AM
It gives men attracted to children a more legal option, so that's a plus at least.
 
2012-10-01 10:02:59 AM
people who fap to cartoon characters are weird.
 
2012-10-01 10:03:00 AM
i.istockimg.com
 
2012-10-01 10:03:24 AM
I would give that sandwich and a tentacle.
 
2012-10-01 10:03:37 AM
Fuk Mi or Fuk Yu
 
2012-10-01 10:05:56 AM
i'll be impressed if she goes full futanari.
 
2012-10-01 10:06:34 AM
Theres sticking it in crazy... and then there is this.
 
2012-10-01 10:07:55 AM
a girlfriend for Kwame?
 
2012-10-01 10:08:23 AM
Meh. When goils are THAT obsessed with image, the sex is usually like "no, no, you'll ruin my makeup!". SIGH.
 
2012-10-01 10:09:33 AM
Approves:
www.androidguide.ru
of headline and girl
 
2012-10-01 10:11:49 AM
Drop 8 hits of acid, 300mg of Viagra, half a pot of coffee and then have sex with her. You may or may not be alive the next day but you probably wont be able to catch a glimpse of a anime without going into a grand-mal seizure. Hell i'm game, my wife's an otaku so this could be a thing.
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-01 10:12:49 AM

Allen. The end.: Meh. When goils are THAT obsessed with image, the sex is usually like "no, no, you'll ruin my makeup!". SIGH.


That aint all I'll ruin.
 
2012-10-01 10:13:58 AM
No one else smells a fake story here?
 
2012-10-01 10:14:13 AM

Huntceet: Fuk Mi or Fuk Yu


thumbs.anyclip.com
 
2012-10-01 10:14:14 AM

orclover: Drop 8 hits of acid, 300mg of Viagra, half a pot of coffee and then have sex with her. You may or may not be alive the next day but you probably wont be able to catch a glimpse of a anime without going into a grand-mal seizure. Hell i'm game, my wife's an otaku so this could be a thing.
[i2.kym-cdn.com image 850x680]


Difficulty: never break eye contact.
 
2012-10-01 10:14:46 AM
Wow. Is there a 21-28 y/o version of her somewhere by chance? If this is wrong I don't want to be right.
 
2012-10-01 10:15:16 AM
The diminutive teenager's 'flower fairy' make-up tutorial has been watched wacked off to by perverts more than 150,000 times on YouTube
 
2012-10-01 10:15:53 AM

offmymeds: Huntceet: Fuk Mi or Fuk Yu

[thumbs.anyclip.com image 480x212]


Came for the Austin Powers reference
 
2012-10-01 10:16:33 AM
FOUL!! "IT" should be institutionalized.
 
2012-10-01 10:17:15 AM
So... if you DIY the abortion, you get 1st degree murder. If you pay somebody else to abort your child, the action will be defended by "pro choicers"? Am I getting this right?
 
2012-10-01 10:17:28 AM

probesport: frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, cumi - you frkka and go, you frkka and goo a ooo-o


Habba habba zoot zoot
 
2012-10-01 10:17:35 AM
The size of her contacts accentuates the narrowness of her eyes. She looks like a special needs character. Ironically, due to the spacing of the eye sockets, you need to be a mongoloid to pull this look off. Otherwise it just looks retarded.
 
2012-10-01 10:18:17 AM
More girls should do this. This works on many, many levels.
 
2012-10-01 10:18:45 AM

HartRend: So... if you DIY the abortion, you get 1st degree murder. If you pay somebody else to abort your child, the action will be defended by "pro choicers"? Am I getting this right?


...wrong thread?
 
2012-10-01 10:19:25 AM
What is wrong with people.

I know it's not grammatically correct, but it's the only statement that works.

First Furries, now this.
 
2012-10-01 10:19:56 AM

kiwimoogle84: HartRend: So... if you DIY the abortion, you get 1st degree murder. If you pay somebody else to abort your child, the action will be defended by "pro choicers"? Am I getting this right?

...wrong thread?


Well it would have helped this case.
 
2012-10-01 10:20:13 AM
Can't watch the video at work. Do they show a before the make up image of her? Are the eyes painted on the eyelid or what?
 
2012-10-01 10:22:03 AM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Yup. Not weirded out at all over here.
 
2012-10-01 10:22:25 AM

kiwimoogle84: probesport: frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, cumi - you frkka and go, you frkka and goo a ooo-o

Habba habba zoot zoot


You and I are old. I remember that music video.

/Deba Deba Zat zat. Ah num nah
 
2012-10-01 10:22:59 AM
Two points:

1: naming yourself after a nuclear disaster is in poor taste. Doubly so if you are Ukranian.
2. Why not? She's eastern European, so she's going to look like hell by the time she's 30, so she might as well go nuts now.
 
2012-10-01 10:23:06 AM

WienerButt: Can't watch the video at work. Do they show a before the make up image of her? Are the eyes painted on the eyelid or what?


No, she draws big eyes AROUND her eyes, and has huge fake lashes, plus contacts. I could probably pull it off if I could handle sticking things in my eye sockets. Liquid liner is your friend.

It's cute, but I also think its unhealthy that she starved herself rail thin to achieve this look.
 
2012-10-01 10:23:59 AM

kiwimoogle84: HartRend: So... if you DIY the abortion, you get 1st degree murder. If you pay somebody else to abort your child, the action will be defended by "pro choicers"? Am I getting this right?

...wrong thread?


This thread and especially TFA are already whacked out beyond belief, so what's a little more craziness?
 
2012-10-01 10:24:14 AM
Damn you subby to the lowest levels of Hell for making me click a Daily Mail link.

Still unsure if it was worth the cost to my dignity.

Now thinking about getting tentacle suckers tattooed on my fingers.

/I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-10-01 10:24:16 AM

fluffy2097: kiwimoogle84: probesport: frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, cumi - you frkka and go, you frkka and goo a ooo-o

Habba habba zoot zoot

You and I are old. I remember that music video.

/Deba Deba Zat zat. Ah num nah


I'm not old. Just a fan. Was wondering if anyone would get my reference- high five!

/tainted donuts is the best anime music video ever
 
2012-10-01 10:25:50 AM
...speaking not only as a furry, but one who helps out conventions and moderates the biggest furry site on the web..

...I have never been so disturbed in my life.
 
2012-10-01 10:26:49 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
 
2012-10-01 10:28:24 AM
"Meet the teenage girl who has been transformed herself Photoshopped into a living cartoon character"


FTFT...

Let's invite her to a bukkake party.
 
2012-10-01 10:29:11 AM
The effect is pretty good on the far shots, where you can't really see the detail in the 'eye area'. But since she has basically extended the 'edges' of her eyes outward, she looks crosseyed in any shots where you can see her pupils, which admittedly makes me laugh a little.
 
2012-10-01 10:29:55 AM
I'd sodomize it with a tentacle.
 
2012-10-01 10:31:09 AM

mortimer_ford: The size of her contacts accentuates the narrowness of her eyes. She looks like a special needs character. Ironically, due to the spacing of the eye sockets, you need to be a mongoloid to pull this look off. Otherwise it just looks retarded.


I came here to say she looks cross-eyed due to the makeup, but you beat me too it, and with some panache and more than a little offensiveness thrown in. Well done!
 
2012-10-01 10:34:28 AM

Lone Stranger: The diminutive teenager's 'flower fairy' make-up tutorial has been watched more than 150,000 times on YouTube



And then I came so hard the HAZMAT team had to close off the whole street....
 
2012-10-01 10:35:58 AM
BURN IT WITH FIRE
 
2012-10-01 10:36:52 AM

fluffy2097: kiwimoogle84: probesport: frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, cumi - you frkka and go, you frkka and goo a ooo-o

Habba habba zoot zoot

You and I are old. I remember that music video.

/Deba Deba Zat zat. Ah num nah


Throw in a "jello pudding" every now and then, and you'd sound just like Bill Cosby.
 
2012-10-01 10:37:17 AM
Too bad she only cared about the anime style eyes and waste and not the anime style boobs~
 
2012-10-01 10:37:56 AM

Gothnet: Lone Stranger: The diminutive teenager's 'flower fairy' make-up tutorial has been watched more than 150,000 times on YouTube


And then I came so hard the HAZMAT team had to close off the whole street....


That's not a good thing to broadcast to any potential hookups, dude. I suggest a free testing clinic?
 
2012-10-01 10:38:02 AM
waist*

/no idea what anime style waste would look like
 
2012-10-01 10:38:50 AM

Truncks1: waist*

/no idea what anime style waste would look like


Probably would be radioactive and inspire a new video game.
 
2012-10-01 10:40:13 AM

give me doughnuts: fluffy2097: kiwimoogle84: probesport: frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, cumi - you frkka and go, you frkka and goo a ooo-o

Habba habba zoot zoot

You and I are old. I remember that music video.

/Deba Deba Zat zat. Ah num nah

Throw in a "jello pudding" every now and then, and you'd sound just like Bill Cosby.


HABBA HABBA BOURI BOURI.

Otakon 2001 was still the best AMV contest I've seen and that was no small contribution to it. Same year as "This is Your Life" from Melzer and "Right Now" from Doki Doki.
 
2012-10-01 10:40:52 AM
i24.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 10:41:17 AM
Wow. Those eyes sure give her a 'herp-a-derp' look.
 
2012-10-01 10:41:44 AM
How far down that uncanny valley does she want to go -

i.imgur.com

Youtube Link
 
2012-10-01 10:43:30 AM
She needs big titties, has she not actually SEEN any anime? And where are the tentacles?
 
2012-10-01 10:43:30 AM
Personally, if I was going to attempt this, I'd shoot for Haruhara Haruko from FLCL. I'd run around on a moped and smack people with my bass guitar all damn day.
 
2012-10-01 10:43:54 AM
 
2012-10-01 10:45:53 AM
When can we, as a society, admit to ourselves that Anime is the worst thing since MERSA developed in a Nazi death camp? How many more abominations like this do we need to endure before we just shun the whole thing?
 
2012-10-01 10:47:03 AM
I'd hit it. But I'd ask it to wash its makeup off first...
 
2012-10-01 10:49:30 AM

Magnanimous_J: When can we, as a society, admit to ourselves that Anime is the worst thing since MERSA developed in a Nazi death camp? How many more abominations like this do we need to endure before we just shun the whole thing?


MRSA? It's not a word, no need to throw in that extra vowel.

And it's like anything on earth. Done right is amazing, done terribly and way out in left field is just wrong. Like breast milk ice cream. WHY MESS WITH ICE CREAM?!?
 
2012-10-01 10:51:40 AM

Nemnoch: She needs big titties, has she not actually SEEN any anime? And where are the tentacles?


She's obviously going for the pettanko look.
 
2012-10-01 10:55:33 AM
And suddenly I've found
How wonderful a sound
Can be!

/seriously? no one?
 
2012-10-01 10:58:17 AM
Wow...... really???????


don't get anime....

what i do get is....
Boobies.
 
2012-10-01 10:58:43 AM

reillan: And suddenly I've found
How wonderful a sound
Can be!

/seriously? no one?


Oh I got it. I was Anita in our school's version. I was too tall for Maria.

/everything free in America my ass
 
2012-10-01 11:01:39 AM

HartRend: So... if you DIY the abortion, you get 1st degree murder. If you pay somebody else to abort your child, the action will be defended by "pro choicers"? Am I getting this right?


I hope like hell you just posted in the wrong thread

wth? I don't even...
 
2012-10-01 11:03:17 AM
How bad could this be?

*clicks link*

www.sweetney.com
 
2012-10-01 11:06:33 AM
I've been an anime fan since the 70s, and seen many attempts to emulate the style. This is a seriious swing and a miss.
 
2012-10-01 11:11:06 AM
I feel like Egon after he looked directly into the containment trap.

www.american-buddha.com

/couldn't find a better picture
 
2012-10-01 11:12:03 AM
If this turns into a fad my Roscoe is going to be very confused.
 
2012-10-01 11:12:28 AM

Trance750: offmymeds: Huntceet: Fuk Mi or Fuk Yu

[thumbs.anyclip.com image 480x212]

Came for the Austin Powers reference


How did it take that long?
 
2012-10-01 11:12:43 AM
So is she what they call a weeaboo?
 
2012-10-01 11:13:53 AM

kiwimoogle84: reillan: And suddenly I've found
How wonderful a sound
Can be!

/seriously? no one?

Oh I got it. I was Anita in our school's version. I was too tall for Maria.

/everything free in America my ass


Have you seen the collegehumor version?

/I just played in the orchestra. Some of those songs are insanely difficult to play...
 
2012-10-01 11:14:43 AM
Goddamn weaboos.
 
2012-10-01 11:18:38 AM
Mwelp, thank gods I'm not prone to nightnares.
 
2012-10-01 11:20:27 AM

reillan: kiwimoogle84: reillan: And suddenly I've found
How wonderful a sound
Can be!

/seriously? no one?

Oh I got it. I was Anita in our school's version. I was too tall for Maria.

/everything free in America my ass

Have you seen the collegehumor version?

/I just played in the orchestra. Some of those songs are insanely difficult to play...


I have not, but now I'll go find it.

What did you play? I have zero musical beyond an inherited singing voice and reading sheet music, but my mother is an impressive violinist herself.

/not a thread jack?
 
2012-10-01 11:23:03 AM

reillan: kiwimoogle84: reillan: And suddenly I've found
How wonderful a sound
Can be!

/seriously? no one?

Oh I got it. I was Anita in our school's version. I was too tall for Maria.

/everything free in America my ass

Have you seen the collegehumor version?

/I just played in the orchestra. Some of those songs are insanely difficult to play...


Sondheim.
 
2012-10-01 11:24:29 AM

memebot_of_doom: How far down that uncanny valley does she want to go -

[i.imgur.com image 625x398]

Youtube Link


That's actually looks a bit different than the photoshopped photos. Pretty much just a lot of makeup, especially around the eyes.
 
2012-10-01 11:25:15 AM

fireclown: Two points:

1: naming yourself after a nuclear disaster is in poor taste. Doubly so if you are Ukranian.
2. Why not? She's eastern European, so she's going to look like hell by the time she's 30, so she might as well go nuts now.


Dude. 30? try 25. Also from personal experience and lengthy observations: eastern european == nuts to begin with.

//works for all genders.
///knows first hand.
////eastern european by design :(
 
2012-10-01 11:28:19 AM
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ WHY DO PEOPLE DO THESE TH- ... oh wow, she actually pulls that off really well.
 
2012-10-01 11:28:36 AM
I'll stick to Hannah Minx, thanks
 
2012-10-01 11:29:42 AM

outtatowner: fireclown: Two points:

1: naming yourself after a nuclear disaster is in poor taste. Doubly so if you are Ukranian.
2. Why not? She's eastern European, so she's going to look like hell by the time she's 30, so she might as well go nuts now.

Dude. 30? try 25. Also from personal experience and lengthy observations: eastern european == nuts to begin with.

//works for all genders.
///knows first hand.
////eastern european by design :(


What's wrong with being Eastern European? I'm nearly 30 and I still get carded to by cold medicine when I'm not wearing makeup. I look years younger than I am. It's about taking care of yourself. It's not an absolute.
 
2012-10-01 11:31:19 AM

kiwimoogle84: Personally, if I was going to attempt this, I'd shoot for Haruhara Haruko from FLCL. I'd run around on a moped and smack people with my bass guitar all damn day.


I met a gal from a now defunt forum at ACen years ago. She had Haruko down perfect. Thanks for bringing back memories.

/some fapping may have occured
 
2012-10-01 11:33:11 AM
Soooooo glad this article was not about body modification

And IMO Ruaridoll does it better. Best you watch this clip with the sound off. You have been warned.
 
2012-10-01 11:34:15 AM

fireclown: 2. Why not? She's eastern European, so she's going to look like hell by the time she's 30, so she might as well go nuts now.


What is it with this Eastern European woman all go to shiat when they hit 30 thing on fark? My family's eastern european; grandma at 93 still looks gorgeous, my mom at 63 the same - people freak out when they hear she's that age... doesn't look a day older than 45. I'm 33 and still get carded for alcohol... my older sister at 37 got carded for a pack of smokes last month. Extended aunts, uncles, cousins... same thing. So, WTF?
 
2012-10-01 11:38:00 AM

CapeFearCadaver: fireclown: 2. Why not? She's eastern European, so she's going to look like hell by the time she's 30, so she might as well go nuts now.

What is it with this Eastern European woman all go to shiat when they hit 30 thing on fark? My family's eastern european; grandma at 93 still looks gorgeous, my mom at 63 the same - people freak out when they hear she's that age... doesn't look a day older than 45. I'm 33 and still get carded for alcohol... my older sister at 37 got carded for a pack of smokes last month. Extended aunts, uncles, cousins... same thing. So, WTF?


OHAIIII!

Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing. My dad even looks a decade younger than he is.
 
2012-10-01 11:38:24 AM

kiwimoogle84: What's wrong with being Eastern European?


Too much vodka. Too few vowels.
 
2012-10-01 11:39:39 AM

Tyrosine: kiwimoogle84: What's wrong with being Eastern European?

Too much vodka. Too few vowels.


...you've got me on the vodka part.
 
2012-10-01 11:39:40 AM
She doesn't really look like any anime character I'm aware of...

That's scary. And I'm usually not at all bothered by cosplay and the like.
 
2012-10-01 11:41:41 AM
www.reactionface.info
 
2012-10-01 11:43:14 AM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Personally, if I was going to attempt this, I'd shoot for Haruhara Haruko from FLCL. I'd run around on a moped and smack people with my bass guitar all damn day.

I met a gal from a now defunt forum at ACen years ago. She had Haruko down perfect. Thanks for bringing back memories.

/some fapping may have occured


MOUTH TO MOUTH!

/no prob, bro
 
2012-10-01 11:44:07 AM

kiwimoogle84: CapeFearCadaver: fireclown: 2. Why not? She's eastern European, so she's going to look like hell by the time she's 30, so she might as well go nuts now.

What is it with this Eastern European woman all go to shiat when they hit 30 thing on fark? My family's eastern european; grandma at 93 still looks gorgeous, my mom at 63 the same - people freak out when they hear she's that age... doesn't look a day older than 45. I'm 33 and still get carded for alcohol... my older sister at 37 got carded for a pack of smokes last month. Extended aunts, uncles, cousins... same thing. So, WTF?

OHAIIII!

Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing. My dad even looks a decade younger than he is.


HEY!!! I've only ever heard this on fark... I don't get it. I mean, sure, there are people who age quicker and those who hardly age in all backgrounds. It's just with my personal experience all the Czechs and Hungarians I know remain pretty attractive and fit throughout their lives. And not just my family and extended family... I don't get it.
 
2012-10-01 11:44:08 AM

ApatheticMonkey: The effect is pretty good on the far shots, where you can't really see the detail in the 'eye area'. But since she has basically extended the 'edges' of her eyes outward, she looks crosseyed in any shots where you can see her pupils, which admittedly makes me laugh a little.


So do most anime girls. It's supposed to be adorable that you can't see past your nose.
 
2012-10-01 11:45:08 AM
Sorry, Farkers.

When a chick is that obsessed with her appearance, your chances of starting anything resembling a relationship with her are somewhere between zero to zilch.

Her life centers around herself, she has no place for anyone else in it.
 
2012-10-01 11:46:53 AM

calm like a bomb: reillan: kiwimoogle84: reillan: And suddenly I've found
How wonderful a sound
Can be!

/seriously? no one?

Oh I got it. I was Anita in our school's version. I was too tall for Maria.

/everything free in America my ass

Have you seen the collegehumor version?

/I just played in the orchestra. Some of those songs are insanely difficult to play...

Sondheim.


I *think* Sondheim was just responsible for some of the lyrics. Bernstein did the music.
 
2012-10-01 11:50:49 AM
Fire is the only answer. Burn it.

I always thought anime was bad for humanity in general, now I have proof.
 
2012-10-01 11:51:08 AM

kiwimoogle84: fluffy2097: kiwimoogle84: probesport: frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, cumi - you frkka and go, you frkka and goo a ooo-o

Habba habba zoot zoot

You and I are old. I remember that music video.

/Deba Deba Zat zat. Ah num nah

I'm not old. Just a fan. Was wondering if anyone would get my reference- high five!

/tainted donuts is the best anime music video ever

 

I neef to go find my old subs of El Hazzard now....
 
2012-10-01 11:51:24 AM
Why?.

No, really, why? Why going through all this!?.
 
2012-10-01 11:51:46 AM

kiwimoogle84: I have not, but now I'll go find it.

What did you play? I have zero musical beyond an inherited singing voice and reading sheet music, but my mother is an impressive violinist herself.

/not a thread jack?


I was more of an impassive violinist :D But the singing voice is still impressive, as is reading sheet music - I can't read sheet music for the life of me (I blame the Suzuki Method, which is like Hukt on Fonix for music).

If you need the link: http://www.collegehumor.com/video/4054209/web-site-story
 
2012-10-01 11:51:57 AM

Chigau: kiwimoogle84: fluffy2097: kiwimoogle84: probesport: frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, cumi - you frkka and go, you frkka and goo a ooo-o

Habba habba zoot zoot

You and I are old. I remember that music video.

/Deba Deba Zat zat. Ah num nah

I'm not old. Just a fan. Was wondering if anyone would get my reference- high five!

/tainted donuts is the best anime music video ever 

I neef to go find my old subs of El Hazzard now....


Yes, you do neef to.
 
2012-10-01 11:52:02 AM

Dupster: Wow...... really???????


don't get anime....

what i do get is....
Boobies.


Yep you got it. My problem with it is probably cause I'm old, but she looks like she might be an attractive girl if she tones the eyes down. They might be ok if they were smaller. I don't think she is doing her long term vision any favors either.
 
2012-10-01 11:54:35 AM

reillan: kiwimoogle84: I have not, but now I'll go find it.

What did you play? I have zero musical beyond an inherited singing voice and reading sheet music, but my mother is an impressive violinist herself.

/not a thread jack?

I was more of an impassive violinist :D But the singing voice is still impressive, as is reading sheet music - I can't read sheet music for the life of me (I blame the Suzuki Method, which is like Hukt on Fonix for music).

If you need the link: http://www.collegehumor.com/video/4054209/web-site-story


Nothing's funnier than watching your mother announce to the church choir that she can't play her violin until she gets a new G string, and man she pops through those like crazy.

And her having no idea why everyone is cracking up. My poor sheltered mother.

Anyway, like I said- inherited. You're raised doing something because everyone around you does it, it's not as impressive as seeking out a skill to learn. I was more of a "burn energy through sports" type.
 
2012-10-01 11:55:27 AM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-01 11:57:11 AM

Hawnkee:


Aaaaand, thread over. Summed it up perfectly.
 
2012-10-01 11:57:56 AM
For some reason I find my self drawn to her.
 
2012-10-01 11:59:04 AM

CapeFearCadaver: HEY!!! I've only ever heard this on fark... I don't get it. I mean, sure, there are people who age quicker and those who hardly age in all backgrounds. It's just with my personal experience all the Czechs and Hungarians I know remain pretty attractive and fit throughout their lives. And not just my family and extended family... I don't get it.


It might be a Ukranian thing. I spent some time in Kiev a few years back, and I noticed that there were two kinds of women in Kiev: four foot tall hunched over babushka wearing crones, and six foot tall supermodels. Not a 4, 5, 6, or 7 in the place. It's crazy.
 
2012-10-01 12:00:50 PM
That is supremely creepy.
 
2012-10-01 12:04:28 PM

fluffy2097: kiwimoogle84: probesport: frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, cumi - you frkka and go, you frkka and goo a ooo-o

Habba habba zoot zoot

You and I are old. I remember that music video.

/Deba Deba Zat zat. Ah num nah


Hubba Hubba Mori Mori! 
 
2012-10-01 12:11:47 PM
This seems appropriate on a few levels:



/hopefully not NSFW
 
2012-10-01 12:11:53 PM
She looks a little dead in the eyes
 
2012-10-01 12:12:26 PM

kiwimoogle84: Truncks1: waist*

/no idea what anime style waste would look like

Probably would be radioactive and inspire a new video game.


Sparkly?
 
2012-10-01 12:12:30 PM

fireclown: It might be a Ukranian thing. I spent some time in Kiev a few years back, and I noticed that there were two kinds of women in Kiev: four foot tall hunched over babushka wearing crones, and six foot tall supermodels. Not a 4, 5, 6, or 7 in the place. It's crazy.


Yeah... that would be a little, unnerving.
 
2012-10-01 12:14:26 PM

belhade: This seems appropriate on a few levels:



/hopefully not NSFW


Let's try that again, shall we? 

...or not.

My tentacle just made a mess of my pants.
 
2012-10-01 12:14:44 PM
So, seeing as there are quite a few anime fans here...anyone looking for some vhs/dvds? I'd have to complile a list of what I would/would not want to give up, but I have hundreds of movies I haven't even watched yet. EIP.
 
2012-10-01 12:16:46 PM

olddinosaur: Sorry, Farkers.

When a chick is that obsessed with her appearance, your chances of starting anything resembling a relationship with her are somewhere between zero to zilch.

Her life centers around herself, she has no place for anyone else in it.


Eh, no need for all that. Would probably only want to hit it one time, frkka 'till I cumi, and move on.
 
2012-10-01 12:16:46 PM

mortimer_ford: The size of her contacts accentuates the narrowness of her eyes. She looks like a special needs character. Ironically, due to the spacing of the eye sockets, you need to be a mongoloid to pull this look off. Otherwise it just looks retarded.


Well, she's wearing the anime oversized-iris contacts of course. Then the's powdered over her real lower eyelash (or plucked it), made it white, and added a fake lower eyelash below it.

The effect works in STILL photos (the photos might be touched up too). But in live video... not so much.
 
2012-10-01 12:21:28 PM
shpenis.
 
2012-10-01 12:23:45 PM
Better pics here if you scroll down and it's SFW.

Link
 
2012-10-01 12:24:06 PM

MoronLessOff: So, seeing as there are quite a few anime fans here...anyone looking for some vhs/dvds? I'd have to complile a list of what I would/would not want to give up, but I have hundreds of movies I haven't even watched yet. EIP.


MLO- I have first dibs on anything involving: Evangelion, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Ah My Goddess, Magic Knight Rayearth, and anything by Miyazaki. You tell me what you think is fair.
 
2012-10-01 12:24:22 PM
Holy crap. That is like sexy and creepy at the same time. I will say that she does a remarkable job imitating the anime look.
 
2012-10-01 12:25:59 PM
fark I am dissapoint....this many posts and no one mentions wanting to see her do hentai.. sigh

/all farkers wanna see boobies
//even some farkettes wanna see em
 
2012-10-01 12:27:45 PM

paleryder69: fark I am dissapoint....this many posts and no one mentions wanting to see her do hentai.. sigh

/all farkers wanna see boobies
//even some farkettes wanna see em


Anyone who mentioned "tentacles" said it. Read between the lines. *eyeroll*
 
2012-10-01 12:27:53 PM
Photoshopped to hell and gone.
 
2012-10-01 12:30:38 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: So, seeing as there are quite a few anime fans here...anyone looking for some vhs/dvds? I'd have to complile a list of what I would/would not want to give up, but I have hundreds of movies I haven't even watched yet. EIP.

MLO- I have first dibs on anything involving: Evangelion, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Ah My Goddess, Magic Knight Rayearth, and anything by Miyazaki. You tell me what you think is fair.


I could probably part with EVA. It's on VHS. Trigun (VHS) I might be able to let go. You'd have to do some convincing for Bebop (DVD). I have AMG motion picture (DVD) and I'd even throw in some PVC figurines. Won't give up Magic Knight Rayearth, but the Manga studio's Rayearth can be yours. Miyazaki...no deal, they're just too good.

Tell you what. I'll just take some snapshots of my collection, and send them your way. You let me know what your interested in and we'll talk.
 
2012-10-01 12:30:58 PM
She's not bad, she's just drawn that way.

www.robotvsbadger.com
 
2012-10-01 12:31:18 PM
i780.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 12:34:53 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: So, seeing as there are quite a few anime fans here...anyone looking for some vhs/dvds? I'd have to complile a list of what I would/would not want to give up, but I have hundreds of movies I haven't even watched yet. EIP.

MLO- I have first dibs on anything involving: Evangelion, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Ah My Goddess, Magic Knight Rayearth, and anything by Miyazaki. You tell me what you think is fair.

I could probably part with EVA. It's on VHS. Trigun (VHS) I might be able to let go. You'd have to do some convincing for Bebop (DVD). I have AMG motion picture (DVD) and I'd even throw in some PVC figurines. Won't give up Magic Knight Rayearth, but the Manga studio's Rayearth can be yours. Miyazaki...no deal, they're just too good.

Tell you what. I'll just take some snapshots of my collection, and send them your way. You let me know what your interested in and we'll talk.


VHS can no do. I don't have anything to play it on. What do I look like, a baby boomer?

Kidding. We'll chat later :)
 
2012-10-01 12:36:00 PM
There is something charmlessly queer about Japanese animation that casts an unpleasant light on those who've an unhealthy preoccupation for it.

Each generation has its own indentifying markers,(mine was dressing like a roadie for Mötley Crüe), which ought to be celebrated and cherished by its participants and though the world is full of 'odd ducks' these 'anime' fetishists are the oddest.
 
2012-10-01 12:45:33 PM
Well I give up I'm too old to even figure out what "frkkacumi" means besides the fark part and the come part. I'm guessing you have to be familiar with anime to understand what it means?
 
2012-10-01 12:45:54 PM
Strangest...Boner
 
2012-10-01 12:46:40 PM

dejavoodoo64: Well I give up I'm too old to even figure out what "frkkacumi" means besides the fark part and the come part. I'm guessing you have to be familiar with anime to understand what it means?


Ha it's ok for the headline, but not for the thread.
 
2012-10-01 12:48:45 PM

iggyskuz: She looks is a little dead in the eyes brain


FTFY. (and so is her mother)
 
2012-10-01 12:50:20 PM
i wonder if it takes her 30 minutes to do her make-up? the article is so subtle, it's hard to tell.
 
2012-10-01 12:50:56 PM

fireclown: CapeFearCadaver: HEY!!! I've only ever heard this on fark... I don't get it. I mean, sure, there are people who age quicker and those who hardly age in all backgrounds. It's just with my personal experience all the Czechs and Hungarians I know remain pretty attractive and fit throughout their lives. And not just my family and extended family... I don't get it.

It might be a Ukranian thing. I spent some time in Kiev a few years back, and I noticed that there were two kinds of women in Kiev: four foot tall hunched over babushka wearing crones, and six foot tall supermodels. Not a 4, 5, 6, or 7 in the place. It's crazy.


I've met a Ukranian woman that was merely cute and no more than 5 feet tall, but she was a recent immigrant to the US. My guess is that young women that aren't supermodels get the fark out of there as soon as they can.
 
2012-10-01 12:57:08 PM
Can't sleep...big, soulless eyes will get me...
 
2012-10-01 01:16:06 PM
The eyes.

The giant, soulless EYES.

*cowers under his desk*

kiwimoogle84: HartRend: So... if you DIY the abortion, you get 1st degree murder. If you pay somebody else to abort your child, the action will be defended by "pro choicers"? Am I getting this right?

...wrong thread?


Performance art.
 
2012-10-01 01:19:26 PM
This is why anime and cosplayers are bad things and we should shun them.

I'm trying to decide if she's higher or lower than a furry on the nerd scale.
 
2012-10-01 01:23:12 PM

kiwimoogle84: Personally, if I was going to attempt this, I'd shoot for Haruhara Haruko from FLCL. I'd run around on a moped and smack people with my bass guitar all damn day.


I pity the poor lad who starts having those things grow out of him then
 
2012-10-01 01:36:23 PM

jmadisonbiii: [i780.photobucket.com image 634x844]


Came for the Kwame reference, leaving chortling.
 
2012-10-01 01:47:25 PM
Meh, vagina shpagina.
 
2012-10-01 01:48:17 PM
Is this the thread where lonely nerds fap to cartoon characters?

/going outside
 
2012-10-01 01:48:37 PM
Creeeeepy
 
2012-10-01 01:48:42 PM

ZeroCorpse: This is why anime and cosplayers are bad things and we should shun them.

I'm trying to decide if she's higher or lower than a furry on the nerd scale.


Depends on social skills. Walking around like that every day puts you into high score territory, regardless of if you are dressing as an anime character or wearing a fursuit.
 
2012-10-01 02:34:39 PM
I love me some sideways Shpagina!
 
2012-10-01 02:43:16 PM
:: sigh :: Okay, I'LL be the one to say it:

The fact that there is a lone letter 'c' not accompanied by an 'h' in this girl's romanized name can only mean one of two things:

a) This girl is incredibly ignorant of Japanese language, and as such, should be thoroughly mocked and made fun of to the point of tears, to point out the raging stupidity.

b) This girl is incredibly pretentious, using hipster romanizations that haven't been around since the friggin' 1600s...and as such, should be thoroughly mocked and made fun of to the point of tears, to point out the raging stupidity.

/yes, yes that WAS totally unnecessary, thank you.
 
2012-10-01 03:07:20 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'll stick to Hannah Minx, thanks


She's fun to watch with the sound off.
 
2012-10-01 03:10:40 PM
i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 03:26:14 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Hannah


Fires up GIS, "Who is this Hannah Mi........... oh my"
 
2012-10-01 03:28:28 PM

Zombalupagus: Soooooo glad this article was not about body modification

And IMO Ruaridoll does it better. Best you watch this clip with the sound off. You have been warned.


Rule 34 up in here.
 
2012-10-01 03:34:25 PM
It's so embarrassing when you're turned on by a cartoon.

/This is all your fault Erin E-Surance
 
2012-10-01 03:35:30 PM
Oh well, you can do worse! Like fake tans.
 
2012-10-01 03:37:31 PM

Wrath of Heaven: It's so embarrassing when you're turned on by a cartoon.

/This is all your fault Erin E-Surance Jessica Rabbit


Fixed this for everybody.
 
2012-10-01 03:39:07 PM

Summercat: ...speaking not only as a furry, but one who helps out conventions and moderates the biggest furry site on the web..

...I have never been so disturbed in my life.


Funny!
 
2012-10-01 03:48:17 PM

kiwimoogle84: outtatowner: fireclown: Two points:

1: naming yourself after a nuclear disaster is in poor taste. Doubly so if you are Ukranian.
2. Why not? She's eastern European, so she's going to look like hell by the time she's 30, so she might as well go nuts now.

Dude. 30? try 25. Also from personal experience and lengthy observations: eastern european == nuts to begin with.

//works for all genders.
///knows first hand.
////eastern european by design :(

What's wrong with being Eastern European? I'm nearly 30 and I still get carded to by cold medicine when I'm not wearing makeup. I look years younger than I am. It's about taking care of yourself. It's not an absolute.


EVERYONE, of ANY age, is asked for their ID when buying cold medicine. It's not about age, it's about identification. It's no proof of non-hagdom.
 
2012-10-01 03:53:16 PM
That's the same girl as the Barbie one the while back, just with different photoshop.
 
2012-10-01 03:55:34 PM
Also I think I've found my Halloween costume plan B in case my LEDs don't arrive from China in time.
 
2012-10-01 03:58:44 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-01 04:43:56 PM

MoronLessOff: So, seeing as there are quite a few anime fans here...anyone looking for some vhs/dvds? I'd have to complile a list of what I would/would not want to give up, but I have hundreds of movies I haven't even watched yet. EIP.


Recommend you hang on to your stuff for the moment. Bandai is going tits up and it's going to take 6 to 8 months to see who rescues what titles. Those that don't get rescued are going to get good play over on e-bay this time next year.

/if you were saddled with Anastasiya Shpagina as a name you'd probably cry for attention too
//should have gone for the Belldandy look
///or Skuld... looks like she could be Skuld very well
 
2012-10-01 04:49:28 PM

DigitalCoffee: MoronLessOff: So, seeing as there are quite a few anime fans here...anyone looking for some vhs/dvds? I'd have to complile a list of what I would/would not want to give up, but I have hundreds of movies I haven't even watched yet. EIP.

Recommend you hang on to your stuff for the moment. Bandai is going tits up and it's going to take 6 to 8 months to see who rescues what titles. Those that don't get rescued are going to get good play over on e-bay this time next year.

/if you were saddled with Anastasiya Shpagina as a name you'd probably cry for attention too
//should have gone for the Belldandy look
///or Skuld... looks like she could be Skuld very well


*profile check*
I have many of those titles.
 
2012-10-01 04:54:54 PM

MoronLessOff: Wrath of Heaven: It's so embarrassing when you're turned on by a cartoon.

/This is all your fault Erin E-Surance Jessica Rabbit Princess Daphne

Fixed this for everybody.


Trivia: Don Bluth settled on what Princess Daphne should look like after perusing an issue of Playboy Magazine.
 
2012-10-01 05:01:47 PM

anfrind: MoronLessOff: Wrath of Heaven: It's so embarrassing when you're turned on by a cartoon.

/This is all your fault Erin E-Surance Jessica Rabbit Princess Daphne

Fixed this for everybody.

Trivia: Don Bluth settled on what Princess Daphne should look like after perusing an issue of Playboy Magazine.


That fix is acurate. I've been looking for a production cel of Dirk and Daphne, not that I'd be able to afford it, but it would be nice to add to my collection.

/can't find a single Roger Rabit prod cel under 800 bones.
 
2012-10-01 05:23:57 PM
She's not making her eyes round enough. Look at any puppy, kitten, or other cute thing. Round eyes are more important than big eyes. That's the secret to kawaii.
 
2012-10-01 05:53:51 PM

HartRend: So... if you DIY the abortion, you get 1st degree murder. If you pay somebody else to abort your child, the action will be defended by "pro choicers"? Am I getting this right?


You anime geeks are weird.
 
2012-10-01 06:07:51 PM
When watching anime, I actually think the girls are pretty. When converted into real life, it's very creepy and scary. Strange how fiction and reality can change one's perception of beauty.
 
2012-10-01 06:09:57 PM
Ultrafark: That's a man baby
 
2012-10-01 06:19:10 PM

GreenSun: Strange how fiction and reality can change one's perception of beauty.


Not really... you see, one's real and the other isn't.
 
2012-10-01 07:15:47 PM
www.myfacewhen.net
 
2012-10-01 07:18:25 PM

jmadisonbiii: [i780.photobucket.com image 634x844]


Does anyone have the link to the original TFD on that? I forgot to fav it and just had an ohyah moment
 
2012-10-01 07:45:05 PM
Wake me up when rule 34 happens.

/there's a time and a place for cosplay.
//the real world is not either.
 
2012-10-01 08:11:38 PM

Truncks1: no idea what anime style waste would look like


mrjam.typepad.com
 
2012-10-01 08:13:10 PM
She's a Case Mod!

imageshack.us
 
2012-10-01 08:20:50 PM
It's like when you ask your girl to play dress up for you to fulfill those secret fantasies of hate-farking Tinkerbell or something.

Only, you know, she is doing this willingly. Every day.

I may not be into what she is into, but if I could get a girl to dress up as Cheetara every day? :perv:

:D

I KEED! I KEED!
 
2012-10-01 08:28:32 PM
Wow.
That looks really, really creepy.
 
2012-10-01 08:29:02 PM
Am I the only one who expected her real name to be Gladys?
 
2012-10-01 08:47:54 PM

probesport: frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, cumi - you frkka and go, you frkka and goo a ooo-o


clipperbox: i'll be impressed if she goes full futanari.


www.ghastlycomic.com
Now, why did I think of this...
 
2012-10-01 09:02:13 PM

SirMadness: :: sigh :: Okay, I'LL be the one to say it:

The fact that there is a lone letter 'c' not accompanied by an 'h' in this girl's romanized name can only mean one of two things:

a) This girl is incredibly ignorant of Japanese language, and as such, should be thoroughly mocked and made fun of to the point of tears, to point out the raging stupidity.

b) This girl is incredibly pretentious, using hipster romanizations that haven't been around since the friggin' 1600s...and as such, should be thoroughly mocked and made fun of to the point of tears, to point out the raging stupidity.

/yes, yes that WAS totally unnecessary, thank you.

Thank

you for bringing it up instead of me.

At least now I know there's something creepier than kigurumi.

// Sufficiently corrupted that I can almost tolerate kigurumi
 
2012-10-01 09:44:12 PM
THAT is the creepiest thing I've seen in quite a while.
 
2012-10-01 11:37:10 PM

fluffy2097: kiwimoogle84: probesport: frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, cumi - you frkka and go, you frkka and goo a ooo-o

Habba habba zoot zoot

You and I are old. I remember that music video.

/Deba Deba Zat zat. Ah num nah


NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO YOU ARE NOT GETTING STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN
 
2012-10-02 12:27:34 AM
Now it's LGBTQA
 
2012-10-02 12:52:10 AM
Would.... Have to be doggy style
 
2012-10-02 03:52:46 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: probesport: frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, cumi - you frkka and go, you frkka and goo a ooo-o

clipperbox: i'll be impressed if she goes full futanari.

[www.ghastlycomic.com image 264x600]
Now, why did I think of this...


Why Ghastly hasn't shown up to teach the young lady how to dress up in a girl'sschool uniform, may be a fortunate thing, y'know?
 
2012-10-02 04:05:51 PM
Howinthehell did we not get Ghastly's POV on this??

/wish he'd start the strip up again
 
2012-10-03 09:57:23 AM

MoronLessOff: Wrath of Heaven: It's so embarrassing when you're turned on by a cartoon.

/This is all your fault Erin E-Surance Jessica Rabbit Betty Boop

Fixed this for everybody.


Fixed it for old school.
 
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