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(Daily Mail)   Teenage girl goes to great lengths to transform herself into a real life anime character, calls herself "Fukkacumi". Say it loud and there's music playing. Say it soft and it's almost like praying. Fukkacumi   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 188
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2012-10-01 11:50:49 AM
Fire is the only answer. Burn it.

I always thought anime was bad for humanity in general, now I have proof.
 
2012-10-01 11:51:08 AM

kiwimoogle84: fluffy2097: kiwimoogle84: probesport: frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, cumi - you frkka and go, you frkka and goo a ooo-o

Habba habba zoot zoot

You and I are old. I remember that music video.

/Deba Deba Zat zat. Ah num nah

I'm not old. Just a fan. Was wondering if anyone would get my reference- high five!

/tainted donuts is the best anime music video ever

 

I neef to go find my old subs of El Hazzard now....
 
2012-10-01 11:51:24 AM
Why?.

No, really, why? Why going through all this!?.
 
2012-10-01 11:51:46 AM

kiwimoogle84: I have not, but now I'll go find it.

What did you play? I have zero musical beyond an inherited singing voice and reading sheet music, but my mother is an impressive violinist herself.

/not a thread jack?


I was more of an impassive violinist :D But the singing voice is still impressive, as is reading sheet music - I can't read sheet music for the life of me (I blame the Suzuki Method, which is like Hukt on Fonix for music).

If you need the link: http://www.collegehumor.com/video/4054209/web-site-story
 
2012-10-01 11:51:57 AM

Chigau: kiwimoogle84: fluffy2097: kiwimoogle84: probesport: frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, cumi - you frkka and go, you frkka and goo a ooo-o

Habba habba zoot zoot

You and I are old. I remember that music video.

/Deba Deba Zat zat. Ah num nah

I'm not old. Just a fan. Was wondering if anyone would get my reference- high five!

/tainted donuts is the best anime music video ever 

I neef to go find my old subs of El Hazzard now....


Yes, you do neef to.
 
2012-10-01 11:52:02 AM

Dupster: Wow...... really???????


don't get anime....

what i do get is....
Boobies.


Yep you got it. My problem with it is probably cause I'm old, but she looks like she might be an attractive girl if she tones the eyes down. They might be ok if they were smaller. I don't think she is doing her long term vision any favors either.
 
2012-10-01 11:54:35 AM

reillan: kiwimoogle84: I have not, but now I'll go find it.

What did you play? I have zero musical beyond an inherited singing voice and reading sheet music, but my mother is an impressive violinist herself.

/not a thread jack?

I was more of an impassive violinist :D But the singing voice is still impressive, as is reading sheet music - I can't read sheet music for the life of me (I blame the Suzuki Method, which is like Hukt on Fonix for music).

If you need the link: http://www.collegehumor.com/video/4054209/web-site-story


Nothing's funnier than watching your mother announce to the church choir that she can't play her violin until she gets a new G string, and man she pops through those like crazy.

And her having no idea why everyone is cracking up. My poor sheltered mother.

Anyway, like I said- inherited. You're raised doing something because everyone around you does it, it's not as impressive as seeking out a skill to learn. I was more of a "burn energy through sports" type.
 
2012-10-01 11:55:27 AM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-01 11:57:11 AM

Hawnkee:


Aaaaand, thread over. Summed it up perfectly.
 
2012-10-01 11:57:56 AM
For some reason I find my self drawn to her.
 
2012-10-01 11:59:04 AM

CapeFearCadaver: HEY!!! I've only ever heard this on fark... I don't get it. I mean, sure, there are people who age quicker and those who hardly age in all backgrounds. It's just with my personal experience all the Czechs and Hungarians I know remain pretty attractive and fit throughout their lives. And not just my family and extended family... I don't get it.


It might be a Ukranian thing. I spent some time in Kiev a few years back, and I noticed that there were two kinds of women in Kiev: four foot tall hunched over babushka wearing crones, and six foot tall supermodels. Not a 4, 5, 6, or 7 in the place. It's crazy.
 
2012-10-01 12:00:50 PM
That is supremely creepy.
 
2012-10-01 12:04:28 PM

fluffy2097: kiwimoogle84: probesport: frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, cumi - you frkka and go, you frkka and goo a ooo-o

Habba habba zoot zoot

You and I are old. I remember that music video.

/Deba Deba Zat zat. Ah num nah


Hubba Hubba Mori Mori! 
 
2012-10-01 12:11:47 PM
This seems appropriate on a few levels:



/hopefully not NSFW
 
2012-10-01 12:11:53 PM
She looks a little dead in the eyes
 
2012-10-01 12:12:26 PM

kiwimoogle84: Truncks1: waist*

/no idea what anime style waste would look like

Probably would be radioactive and inspire a new video game.


Sparkly?
 
2012-10-01 12:12:30 PM

fireclown: It might be a Ukranian thing. I spent some time in Kiev a few years back, and I noticed that there were two kinds of women in Kiev: four foot tall hunched over babushka wearing crones, and six foot tall supermodels. Not a 4, 5, 6, or 7 in the place. It's crazy.


Yeah... that would be a little, unnerving.
 
2012-10-01 12:14:26 PM

belhade: This seems appropriate on a few levels:



/hopefully not NSFW


Let's try that again, shall we? 

...or not.

My tentacle just made a mess of my pants.
 
2012-10-01 12:14:44 PM
So, seeing as there are quite a few anime fans here...anyone looking for some vhs/dvds? I'd have to complile a list of what I would/would not want to give up, but I have hundreds of movies I haven't even watched yet. EIP.
 
2012-10-01 12:16:46 PM

olddinosaur: Sorry, Farkers.

When a chick is that obsessed with her appearance, your chances of starting anything resembling a relationship with her are somewhere between zero to zilch.

Her life centers around herself, she has no place for anyone else in it.


Eh, no need for all that. Would probably only want to hit it one time, frkka 'till I cumi, and move on.
 
2012-10-01 12:16:46 PM

mortimer_ford: The size of her contacts accentuates the narrowness of her eyes. She looks like a special needs character. Ironically, due to the spacing of the eye sockets, you need to be a mongoloid to pull this look off. Otherwise it just looks retarded.


Well, she's wearing the anime oversized-iris contacts of course. Then the's powdered over her real lower eyelash (or plucked it), made it white, and added a fake lower eyelash below it.

The effect works in STILL photos (the photos might be touched up too). But in live video... not so much.
 
2012-10-01 12:21:28 PM
shpenis.
 
2012-10-01 12:23:45 PM
Better pics here if you scroll down and it's SFW.

Link
 
2012-10-01 12:24:06 PM

MoronLessOff: So, seeing as there are quite a few anime fans here...anyone looking for some vhs/dvds? I'd have to complile a list of what I would/would not want to give up, but I have hundreds of movies I haven't even watched yet. EIP.


MLO- I have first dibs on anything involving: Evangelion, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Ah My Goddess, Magic Knight Rayearth, and anything by Miyazaki. You tell me what you think is fair.
 
2012-10-01 12:24:22 PM
Holy crap. That is like sexy and creepy at the same time. I will say that she does a remarkable job imitating the anime look.
 
2012-10-01 12:25:59 PM
fark I am dissapoint....this many posts and no one mentions wanting to see her do hentai.. sigh

/all farkers wanna see boobies
//even some farkettes wanna see em
 
2012-10-01 12:27:45 PM

paleryder69: fark I am dissapoint....this many posts and no one mentions wanting to see her do hentai.. sigh

/all farkers wanna see boobies
//even some farkettes wanna see em


Anyone who mentioned "tentacles" said it. Read between the lines. *eyeroll*
 
2012-10-01 12:27:53 PM
Photoshopped to hell and gone.
 
2012-10-01 12:30:38 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: So, seeing as there are quite a few anime fans here...anyone looking for some vhs/dvds? I'd have to complile a list of what I would/would not want to give up, but I have hundreds of movies I haven't even watched yet. EIP.

MLO- I have first dibs on anything involving: Evangelion, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Ah My Goddess, Magic Knight Rayearth, and anything by Miyazaki. You tell me what you think is fair.


I could probably part with EVA. It's on VHS. Trigun (VHS) I might be able to let go. You'd have to do some convincing for Bebop (DVD). I have AMG motion picture (DVD) and I'd even throw in some PVC figurines. Won't give up Magic Knight Rayearth, but the Manga studio's Rayearth can be yours. Miyazaki...no deal, they're just too good.

Tell you what. I'll just take some snapshots of my collection, and send them your way. You let me know what your interested in and we'll talk.
 
2012-10-01 12:30:58 PM
She's not bad, she's just drawn that way.

www.robotvsbadger.com
 
2012-10-01 12:31:18 PM
i780.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 12:34:53 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: So, seeing as there are quite a few anime fans here...anyone looking for some vhs/dvds? I'd have to complile a list of what I would/would not want to give up, but I have hundreds of movies I haven't even watched yet. EIP.

MLO- I have first dibs on anything involving: Evangelion, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Ah My Goddess, Magic Knight Rayearth, and anything by Miyazaki. You tell me what you think is fair.

I could probably part with EVA. It's on VHS. Trigun (VHS) I might be able to let go. You'd have to do some convincing for Bebop (DVD). I have AMG motion picture (DVD) and I'd even throw in some PVC figurines. Won't give up Magic Knight Rayearth, but the Manga studio's Rayearth can be yours. Miyazaki...no deal, they're just too good.

Tell you what. I'll just take some snapshots of my collection, and send them your way. You let me know what your interested in and we'll talk.


VHS can no do. I don't have anything to play it on. What do I look like, a baby boomer?

Kidding. We'll chat later :)
 
2012-10-01 12:36:00 PM
There is something charmlessly queer about Japanese animation that casts an unpleasant light on those who've an unhealthy preoccupation for it.

Each generation has its own indentifying markers,(mine was dressing like a roadie for Mötley Crüe), which ought to be celebrated and cherished by its participants and though the world is full of 'odd ducks' these 'anime' fetishists are the oddest.
 
2012-10-01 12:45:33 PM
Well I give up I'm too old to even figure out what "frkkacumi" means besides the fark part and the come part. I'm guessing you have to be familiar with anime to understand what it means?
 
2012-10-01 12:45:54 PM
Strangest...Boner
 
2012-10-01 12:46:40 PM

dejavoodoo64: Well I give up I'm too old to even figure out what "frkkacumi" means besides the fark part and the come part. I'm guessing you have to be familiar with anime to understand what it means?


Ha it's ok for the headline, but not for the thread.
 
2012-10-01 12:48:45 PM

iggyskuz: She looks is a little dead in the eyes brain


FTFY. (and so is her mother)
 
2012-10-01 12:50:20 PM
i wonder if it takes her 30 minutes to do her make-up? the article is so subtle, it's hard to tell.
 
2012-10-01 12:50:56 PM

fireclown: CapeFearCadaver: HEY!!! I've only ever heard this on fark... I don't get it. I mean, sure, there are people who age quicker and those who hardly age in all backgrounds. It's just with my personal experience all the Czechs and Hungarians I know remain pretty attractive and fit throughout their lives. And not just my family and extended family... I don't get it.

It might be a Ukranian thing. I spent some time in Kiev a few years back, and I noticed that there were two kinds of women in Kiev: four foot tall hunched over babushka wearing crones, and six foot tall supermodels. Not a 4, 5, 6, or 7 in the place. It's crazy.


I've met a Ukranian woman that was merely cute and no more than 5 feet tall, but she was a recent immigrant to the US. My guess is that young women that aren't supermodels get the fark out of there as soon as they can.
 
2012-10-01 12:57:08 PM
Can't sleep...big, soulless eyes will get me...
 
2012-10-01 01:16:06 PM
The eyes.

The giant, soulless EYES.

*cowers under his desk*

kiwimoogle84: HartRend: So... if you DIY the abortion, you get 1st degree murder. If you pay somebody else to abort your child, the action will be defended by "pro choicers"? Am I getting this right?

...wrong thread?


Performance art.
 
2012-10-01 01:19:26 PM
This is why anime and cosplayers are bad things and we should shun them.

I'm trying to decide if she's higher or lower than a furry on the nerd scale.
 
2012-10-01 01:23:12 PM

kiwimoogle84: Personally, if I was going to attempt this, I'd shoot for Haruhara Haruko from FLCL. I'd run around on a moped and smack people with my bass guitar all damn day.


I pity the poor lad who starts having those things grow out of him then
 
2012-10-01 01:36:23 PM

jmadisonbiii: [i780.photobucket.com image 634x844]


Came for the Kwame reference, leaving chortling.
 
2012-10-01 01:47:25 PM
Meh, vagina shpagina.
 
2012-10-01 01:48:17 PM
Is this the thread where lonely nerds fap to cartoon characters?

/going outside
 
2012-10-01 01:48:37 PM
Creeeeepy
 
2012-10-01 01:48:42 PM

ZeroCorpse: This is why anime and cosplayers are bad things and we should shun them.

I'm trying to decide if she's higher or lower than a furry on the nerd scale.


Depends on social skills. Walking around like that every day puts you into high score territory, regardless of if you are dressing as an anime character or wearing a fursuit.
 
2012-10-01 02:34:39 PM
I love me some sideways Shpagina!
 
2012-10-01 02:43:16 PM
:: sigh :: Okay, I'LL be the one to say it:

The fact that there is a lone letter 'c' not accompanied by an 'h' in this girl's romanized name can only mean one of two things:

a) This girl is incredibly ignorant of Japanese language, and as such, should be thoroughly mocked and made fun of to the point of tears, to point out the raging stupidity.

b) This girl is incredibly pretentious, using hipster romanizations that haven't been around since the friggin' 1600s...and as such, should be thoroughly mocked and made fun of to the point of tears, to point out the raging stupidity.

/yes, yes that WAS totally unnecessary, thank you.
 
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