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(Daily Mail)   Teenage girl goes to great lengths to transform herself into a real life anime character, calls herself "Fukkacumi". Say it loud and there's music playing. Say it soft and it's almost like praying. Fukkacumi   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 188
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2012-10-01 10:35:58 AM  
BURN IT WITH FIRE
 
2012-10-01 10:36:52 AM  

fluffy2097: kiwimoogle84: probesport: frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, cumi - you frkka and go, you frkka and goo a ooo-o

Habba habba zoot zoot

You and I are old. I remember that music video.

/Deba Deba Zat zat. Ah num nah


Throw in a "jello pudding" every now and then, and you'd sound just like Bill Cosby.
 
2012-10-01 10:37:17 AM  
Too bad she only cared about the anime style eyes and waste and not the anime style boobs~
 
2012-10-01 10:37:56 AM  

Gothnet: Lone Stranger: The diminutive teenager's 'flower fairy' make-up tutorial has been watched more than 150,000 times on YouTube


And then I came so hard the HAZMAT team had to close off the whole street....


That's not a good thing to broadcast to any potential hookups, dude. I suggest a free testing clinic?
 
2012-10-01 10:38:02 AM  
waist*

/no idea what anime style waste would look like
 
2012-10-01 10:38:50 AM  

Truncks1: waist*

/no idea what anime style waste would look like


Probably would be radioactive and inspire a new video game.
 
2012-10-01 10:40:13 AM  

give me doughnuts: fluffy2097: kiwimoogle84: probesport: frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, cumi - you frkka and go, you frkka and goo a ooo-o

Habba habba zoot zoot

You and I are old. I remember that music video.

/Deba Deba Zat zat. Ah num nah

Throw in a "jello pudding" every now and then, and you'd sound just like Bill Cosby.


HABBA HABBA BOURI BOURI.

Otakon 2001 was still the best AMV contest I've seen and that was no small contribution to it. Same year as "This is Your Life" from Melzer and "Right Now" from Doki Doki.
 
2012-10-01 10:40:52 AM  
i24.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 10:41:17 AM  
Wow. Those eyes sure give her a 'herp-a-derp' look.
 
2012-10-01 10:41:44 AM  
How far down that uncanny valley does she want to go -

i.imgur.com

Youtube Link
 
2012-10-01 10:43:30 AM  
She needs big titties, has she not actually SEEN any anime? And where are the tentacles?
 
2012-10-01 10:43:30 AM  
Personally, if I was going to attempt this, I'd shoot for Haruhara Haruko from FLCL. I'd run around on a moped and smack people with my bass guitar all damn day.
 
2012-10-01 10:43:54 AM  
 
2012-10-01 10:45:53 AM  
When can we, as a society, admit to ourselves that Anime is the worst thing since MERSA developed in a Nazi death camp? How many more abominations like this do we need to endure before we just shun the whole thing?
 
2012-10-01 10:47:03 AM  
I'd hit it. But I'd ask it to wash its makeup off first...
 
2012-10-01 10:49:30 AM  

Magnanimous_J: When can we, as a society, admit to ourselves that Anime is the worst thing since MERSA developed in a Nazi death camp? How many more abominations like this do we need to endure before we just shun the whole thing?


MRSA? It's not a word, no need to throw in that extra vowel.

And it's like anything on earth. Done right is amazing, done terribly and way out in left field is just wrong. Like breast milk ice cream. WHY MESS WITH ICE CREAM?!?
 
2012-10-01 10:51:40 AM  

Nemnoch: She needs big titties, has she not actually SEEN any anime? And where are the tentacles?


She's obviously going for the pettanko look.
 
2012-10-01 10:55:33 AM  
And suddenly I've found
How wonderful a sound
Can be!

/seriously? no one?
 
2012-10-01 10:58:17 AM  
Wow...... really???????


don't get anime....

what i do get is....
Boobies.
 
2012-10-01 10:58:43 AM  

reillan: And suddenly I've found
How wonderful a sound
Can be!

/seriously? no one?


Oh I got it. I was Anita in our school's version. I was too tall for Maria.

/everything free in America my ass
 
2012-10-01 11:01:39 AM  

HartRend: So... if you DIY the abortion, you get 1st degree murder. If you pay somebody else to abort your child, the action will be defended by "pro choicers"? Am I getting this right?


I hope like hell you just posted in the wrong thread

wth? I don't even...
 
2012-10-01 11:03:17 AM  
How bad could this be?

*clicks link*

www.sweetney.com
 
2012-10-01 11:06:33 AM  
I've been an anime fan since the 70s, and seen many attempts to emulate the style. This is a seriious swing and a miss.
 
2012-10-01 11:11:06 AM  
I feel like Egon after he looked directly into the containment trap.

www.american-buddha.com

/couldn't find a better picture
 
2012-10-01 11:12:03 AM  
If this turns into a fad my Roscoe is going to be very confused.
 
2012-10-01 11:12:28 AM  

Trance750: offmymeds: Huntceet: Fuk Mi or Fuk Yu

[thumbs.anyclip.com image 480x212]

Came for the Austin Powers reference


How did it take that long?
 
2012-10-01 11:12:43 AM  
So is she what they call a weeaboo?
 
2012-10-01 11:13:53 AM  

kiwimoogle84: reillan: And suddenly I've found
How wonderful a sound
Can be!

/seriously? no one?

Oh I got it. I was Anita in our school's version. I was too tall for Maria.

/everything free in America my ass


Have you seen the collegehumor version?

/I just played in the orchestra. Some of those songs are insanely difficult to play...
 
2012-10-01 11:14:43 AM  
Goddamn weaboos.
 
2012-10-01 11:18:38 AM  
Mwelp, thank gods I'm not prone to nightnares.
 
2012-10-01 11:20:27 AM  

reillan: kiwimoogle84: reillan: And suddenly I've found
How wonderful a sound
Can be!

/seriously? no one?

Oh I got it. I was Anita in our school's version. I was too tall for Maria.

/everything free in America my ass

Have you seen the collegehumor version?

/I just played in the orchestra. Some of those songs are insanely difficult to play...


I have not, but now I'll go find it.

What did you play? I have zero musical beyond an inherited singing voice and reading sheet music, but my mother is an impressive violinist herself.

/not a thread jack?
 
2012-10-01 11:23:03 AM  

reillan: kiwimoogle84: reillan: And suddenly I've found
How wonderful a sound
Can be!

/seriously? no one?

Oh I got it. I was Anita in our school's version. I was too tall for Maria.

/everything free in America my ass

Have you seen the collegehumor version?

/I just played in the orchestra. Some of those songs are insanely difficult to play...


Sondheim.
 
2012-10-01 11:24:29 AM  

memebot_of_doom: How far down that uncanny valley does she want to go -

[i.imgur.com image 625x398]

Youtube Link


That's actually looks a bit different than the photoshopped photos. Pretty much just a lot of makeup, especially around the eyes.
 
2012-10-01 11:25:15 AM  

fireclown: Two points:

1: naming yourself after a nuclear disaster is in poor taste. Doubly so if you are Ukranian.
2. Why not? She's eastern European, so she's going to look like hell by the time she's 30, so she might as well go nuts now.


Dude. 30? try 25. Also from personal experience and lengthy observations: eastern european == nuts to begin with.

//works for all genders.
///knows first hand.
////eastern european by design :(
 
2012-10-01 11:28:19 AM  
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ WHY DO PEOPLE DO THESE TH- ... oh wow, she actually pulls that off really well.
 
2012-10-01 11:28:36 AM  
I'll stick to Hannah Minx, thanks
 
2012-10-01 11:29:42 AM  

outtatowner: fireclown: Two points:

1: naming yourself after a nuclear disaster is in poor taste. Doubly so if you are Ukranian.
2. Why not? She's eastern European, so she's going to look like hell by the time she's 30, so she might as well go nuts now.

Dude. 30? try 25. Also from personal experience and lengthy observations: eastern european == nuts to begin with.

//works for all genders.
///knows first hand.
////eastern european by design :(


What's wrong with being Eastern European? I'm nearly 30 and I still get carded to by cold medicine when I'm not wearing makeup. I look years younger than I am. It's about taking care of yourself. It's not an absolute.
 
2012-10-01 11:31:19 AM  

kiwimoogle84: Personally, if I was going to attempt this, I'd shoot for Haruhara Haruko from FLCL. I'd run around on a moped and smack people with my bass guitar all damn day.


I met a gal from a now defunt forum at ACen years ago. She had Haruko down perfect. Thanks for bringing back memories.

/some fapping may have occured
 
2012-10-01 11:33:11 AM  
Soooooo glad this article was not about body modification

And IMO Ruaridoll does it better. Best you watch this clip with the sound off. You have been warned.
 
2012-10-01 11:34:15 AM  

fireclown: 2. Why not? She's eastern European, so she's going to look like hell by the time she's 30, so she might as well go nuts now.


What is it with this Eastern European woman all go to shiat when they hit 30 thing on fark? My family's eastern european; grandma at 93 still looks gorgeous, my mom at 63 the same - people freak out when they hear she's that age... doesn't look a day older than 45. I'm 33 and still get carded for alcohol... my older sister at 37 got carded for a pack of smokes last month. Extended aunts, uncles, cousins... same thing. So, WTF?
 
2012-10-01 11:38:00 AM  

CapeFearCadaver: fireclown: 2. Why not? She's eastern European, so she's going to look like hell by the time she's 30, so she might as well go nuts now.

What is it with this Eastern European woman all go to shiat when they hit 30 thing on fark? My family's eastern european; grandma at 93 still looks gorgeous, my mom at 63 the same - people freak out when they hear she's that age... doesn't look a day older than 45. I'm 33 and still get carded for alcohol... my older sister at 37 got carded for a pack of smokes last month. Extended aunts, uncles, cousins... same thing. So, WTF?


OHAIIII!

Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing. My dad even looks a decade younger than he is.
 
2012-10-01 11:38:24 AM  

kiwimoogle84: What's wrong with being Eastern European?


Too much vodka. Too few vowels.
 
2012-10-01 11:39:39 AM  

Tyrosine: kiwimoogle84: What's wrong with being Eastern European?

Too much vodka. Too few vowels.


...you've got me on the vodka part.
 
2012-10-01 11:39:40 AM  
She doesn't really look like any anime character I'm aware of...

That's scary. And I'm usually not at all bothered by cosplay and the like.
 
2012-10-01 11:41:41 AM  
www.reactionface.info
 
2012-10-01 11:43:14 AM  

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Personally, if I was going to attempt this, I'd shoot for Haruhara Haruko from FLCL. I'd run around on a moped and smack people with my bass guitar all damn day.

I met a gal from a now defunt forum at ACen years ago. She had Haruko down perfect. Thanks for bringing back memories.

/some fapping may have occured


MOUTH TO MOUTH!

/no prob, bro
 
2012-10-01 11:44:07 AM  

kiwimoogle84: CapeFearCadaver: fireclown: 2. Why not? She's eastern European, so she's going to look like hell by the time she's 30, so she might as well go nuts now.

What is it with this Eastern European woman all go to shiat when they hit 30 thing on fark? My family's eastern european; grandma at 93 still looks gorgeous, my mom at 63 the same - people freak out when they hear she's that age... doesn't look a day older than 45. I'm 33 and still get carded for alcohol... my older sister at 37 got carded for a pack of smokes last month. Extended aunts, uncles, cousins... same thing. So, WTF?

OHAIIII!

Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing. My dad even looks a decade younger than he is.


HEY!!! I've only ever heard this on fark... I don't get it. I mean, sure, there are people who age quicker and those who hardly age in all backgrounds. It's just with my personal experience all the Czechs and Hungarians I know remain pretty attractive and fit throughout their lives. And not just my family and extended family... I don't get it.
 
2012-10-01 11:44:08 AM  

ApatheticMonkey: The effect is pretty good on the far shots, where you can't really see the detail in the 'eye area'. But since she has basically extended the 'edges' of her eyes outward, she looks crosseyed in any shots where you can see her pupils, which admittedly makes me laugh a little.


So do most anime girls. It's supposed to be adorable that you can't see past your nose.
 
2012-10-01 11:45:08 AM  
Sorry, Farkers.

When a chick is that obsessed with her appearance, your chances of starting anything resembling a relationship with her are somewhere between zero to zilch.

Her life centers around herself, she has no place for anyone else in it.
 
2012-10-01 11:46:53 AM  

calm like a bomb: reillan: kiwimoogle84: reillan: And suddenly I've found
How wonderful a sound
Can be!

/seriously? no one?

Oh I got it. I was Anita in our school's version. I was too tall for Maria.

/everything free in America my ass

Have you seen the collegehumor version?

/I just played in the orchestra. Some of those songs are insanely difficult to play...

Sondheim.


I *think* Sondheim was just responsible for some of the lyrics. Bernstein did the music.
 
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