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(Daily Mail)   Teenage girl goes to great lengths to transform herself into a real life anime character, calls herself "Fukkacumi". Say it loud and there's music playing. Say it soft and it's almost like praying. Fukkacumi   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 188
    More: Weird, Anastasiya Shpagina, computer animation, American Dakota Rose  
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2012-10-01 09:11:11 AM
^_^
 
2012-10-01 09:29:15 AM
O_O
 
2012-10-01 09:33:23 AM
What.
The.
Fark.
 
2012-10-01 09:36:36 AM
She calls herself frkkacumi AND her actual last name was already Shpagina? There's a link to an eBay auction for the Brooklyn Bridge somewhere in that article, isn't there?
 
2012-10-01 09:36:54 AM
Ehhh, who am I kidding. I'd hit it.
 
2012-10-01 09:49:38 AM
Ok. That's not as bad as I thought it would be. There's a lot of anime fan girls out there whose only successful anime transformation would be that of the Tetsuo-blob in Akira.
 
2012-10-01 10:01:23 AM
frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, cumi - you frkka and go, you frkka and goo a ooo-o
 
2012-10-01 10:01:27 AM

xanadian: What.
The.
Farkacummi.


Fixed that for you...
 
2012-10-01 10:02:19 AM
I'd touch her shpagina.
 
2012-10-01 10:02:43 AM
It gives men attracted to children a more legal option, so that's a plus at least.
 
2012-10-01 10:02:59 AM
people who fap to cartoon characters are weird.
 
2012-10-01 10:03:00 AM
i.istockimg.com
 
2012-10-01 10:03:24 AM
I would give that sandwich and a tentacle.
 
2012-10-01 10:03:37 AM
Fuk Mi or Fuk Yu
 
2012-10-01 10:05:56 AM
i'll be impressed if she goes full futanari.
 
2012-10-01 10:06:34 AM
Theres sticking it in crazy... and then there is this.
 
2012-10-01 10:07:55 AM
a girlfriend for Kwame?
 
2012-10-01 10:08:23 AM
Meh. When goils are THAT obsessed with image, the sex is usually like "no, no, you'll ruin my makeup!". SIGH.
 
2012-10-01 10:09:33 AM
Approves:
www.androidguide.ru
of headline and girl
 
2012-10-01 10:11:49 AM
Drop 8 hits of acid, 300mg of Viagra, half a pot of coffee and then have sex with her. You may or may not be alive the next day but you probably wont be able to catch a glimpse of a anime without going into a grand-mal seizure. Hell i'm game, my wife's an otaku so this could be a thing.
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-01 10:12:49 AM

Allen. The end.: Meh. When goils are THAT obsessed with image, the sex is usually like "no, no, you'll ruin my makeup!". SIGH.


That aint all I'll ruin.
 
2012-10-01 10:13:58 AM
No one else smells a fake story here?
 
2012-10-01 10:14:13 AM

Huntceet: Fuk Mi or Fuk Yu


thumbs.anyclip.com
 
2012-10-01 10:14:14 AM

orclover: Drop 8 hits of acid, 300mg of Viagra, half a pot of coffee and then have sex with her. You may or may not be alive the next day but you probably wont be able to catch a glimpse of a anime without going into a grand-mal seizure. Hell i'm game, my wife's an otaku so this could be a thing.
[i2.kym-cdn.com image 850x680]


Difficulty: never break eye contact.
 
2012-10-01 10:14:46 AM
Wow. Is there a 21-28 y/o version of her somewhere by chance? If this is wrong I don't want to be right.
 
2012-10-01 10:15:16 AM
The diminutive teenager's 'flower fairy' make-up tutorial has been watched wacked off to by perverts more than 150,000 times on YouTube
 
2012-10-01 10:15:53 AM

offmymeds: Huntceet: Fuk Mi or Fuk Yu

[thumbs.anyclip.com image 480x212]


Came for the Austin Powers reference
 
2012-10-01 10:16:33 AM
FOUL!! "IT" should be institutionalized.
 
2012-10-01 10:17:15 AM
So... if you DIY the abortion, you get 1st degree murder. If you pay somebody else to abort your child, the action will be defended by "pro choicers"? Am I getting this right?
 
2012-10-01 10:17:28 AM

probesport: frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, cumi - you frkka and go, you frkka and goo a ooo-o


Habba habba zoot zoot
 
2012-10-01 10:17:35 AM
The size of her contacts accentuates the narrowness of her eyes. She looks like a special needs character. Ironically, due to the spacing of the eye sockets, you need to be a mongoloid to pull this look off. Otherwise it just looks retarded.
 
2012-10-01 10:18:17 AM
More girls should do this. This works on many, many levels.
 
2012-10-01 10:18:45 AM

HartRend: So... if you DIY the abortion, you get 1st degree murder. If you pay somebody else to abort your child, the action will be defended by "pro choicers"? Am I getting this right?


...wrong thread?
 
2012-10-01 10:19:25 AM
What is wrong with people.

I know it's not grammatically correct, but it's the only statement that works.

First Furries, now this.
 
2012-10-01 10:19:56 AM

kiwimoogle84: HartRend: So... if you DIY the abortion, you get 1st degree murder. If you pay somebody else to abort your child, the action will be defended by "pro choicers"? Am I getting this right?

...wrong thread?


Well it would have helped this case.
 
2012-10-01 10:20:13 AM
Can't watch the video at work. Do they show a before the make up image of her? Are the eyes painted on the eyelid or what?
 
2012-10-01 10:22:03 AM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Yup. Not weirded out at all over here.
 
2012-10-01 10:22:25 AM

kiwimoogle84: probesport: frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, cumi - you frkka and go, you frkka and goo a ooo-o

Habba habba zoot zoot


You and I are old. I remember that music video.

/Deba Deba Zat zat. Ah num nah
 
2012-10-01 10:22:59 AM
Two points:

1: naming yourself after a nuclear disaster is in poor taste. Doubly so if you are Ukranian.
2. Why not? She's eastern European, so she's going to look like hell by the time she's 30, so she might as well go nuts now.
 
2012-10-01 10:23:06 AM

WienerButt: Can't watch the video at work. Do they show a before the make up image of her? Are the eyes painted on the eyelid or what?


No, she draws big eyes AROUND her eyes, and has huge fake lashes, plus contacts. I could probably pull it off if I could handle sticking things in my eye sockets. Liquid liner is your friend.

It's cute, but I also think its unhealthy that she starved herself rail thin to achieve this look.
 
2012-10-01 10:23:59 AM

kiwimoogle84: HartRend: So... if you DIY the abortion, you get 1st degree murder. If you pay somebody else to abort your child, the action will be defended by "pro choicers"? Am I getting this right?

...wrong thread?


This thread and especially TFA are already whacked out beyond belief, so what's a little more craziness?
 
2012-10-01 10:24:14 AM
Damn you subby to the lowest levels of Hell for making me click a Daily Mail link.

Still unsure if it was worth the cost to my dignity.

Now thinking about getting tentacle suckers tattooed on my fingers.

/I'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-10-01 10:24:16 AM

fluffy2097: kiwimoogle84: probesport: frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, frkka, cumi - you frkka and go, you frkka and goo a ooo-o

Habba habba zoot zoot

You and I are old. I remember that music video.

/Deba Deba Zat zat. Ah num nah


I'm not old. Just a fan. Was wondering if anyone would get my reference- high five!

/tainted donuts is the best anime music video ever
 
2012-10-01 10:25:50 AM
...speaking not only as a furry, but one who helps out conventions and moderates the biggest furry site on the web..

...I have never been so disturbed in my life.
 
2012-10-01 10:26:49 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
 
2012-10-01 10:28:24 AM
"Meet the teenage girl who has been transformed herself Photoshopped into a living cartoon character"


FTFT...

Let's invite her to a bukkake party.
 
2012-10-01 10:29:11 AM
The effect is pretty good on the far shots, where you can't really see the detail in the 'eye area'. But since she has basically extended the 'edges' of her eyes outward, she looks crosseyed in any shots where you can see her pupils, which admittedly makes me laugh a little.
 
2012-10-01 10:29:55 AM
I'd sodomize it with a tentacle.
 
2012-10-01 10:31:09 AM

mortimer_ford: The size of her contacts accentuates the narrowness of her eyes. She looks like a special needs character. Ironically, due to the spacing of the eye sockets, you need to be a mongoloid to pull this look off. Otherwise it just looks retarded.


I came here to say she looks cross-eyed due to the makeup, but you beat me too it, and with some panache and more than a little offensiveness thrown in. Well done!
 
2012-10-01 10:34:28 AM

Lone Stranger: The diminutive teenager's 'flower fairy' make-up tutorial has been watched more than 150,000 times on YouTube



And then I came so hard the HAZMAT team had to close off the whole street....
 
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