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(WWE)   Will someone else kick Mick Foley to see if a Ryberg pops out? Who will Big Show fist tonight? Will the Daniel Bryan/Kane slashfic continue? Can there be a show without John Cena and Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly? It's WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Mick Foley, Big Show, Daniel Bryan, Ryberg, Bret Hart, Jerry Lawler, Rey Mysterio, Shawn Michaels  
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2012-10-01 08:34:55 PM  
3 votes:
2012-10-01 10:56:39 PM  
2 votes:
Dear WWE guy who reads this thread,

To make up for the ideas you have taken, I have one request. After AJ gets fired on the Raw after Survivor Series, have her look directly at the camera and go "Tell her that she is AJ Lee and this is her story". I promise to make sure that FNB gets to the hospital in enough time after the blood vessel pops from epic lulz. Thank you.

2012-10-01 10:23:09 PM  
2 votes:
"I've allowed Vince MacMahon abuse me like a drunken Irishman's wife. I've watched Pat Patterson take advantage of low card jobbers. I don't have to buy Halloween masks to scare my grandchildren."
-Jim Ross
2012-10-01 09:29:13 PM  
2 votes:
Booka T: Dumbest GM alive.
2012-10-01 08:24:47 PM  
2 votes:

tbaughm: oh ffs...a debate? really?

Damien Sandow is going to do a run-in as the Masked Debater.
2012-10-03 08:21:42 PM  
1 vote:
Arbys is fresh
2012-10-03 05:34:44 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-03 04:27:47 PM  
1 vote:
He wasn't always a Zombie?
2012-10-02 12:48:53 PM  
1 vote:

ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard:
Next Week: The Brooklyn Brawler, Barry Horowitz, and Doink the Clown appear on RAW to tell CM Punk that he has to face John Cena! See it live at 8 PM Eastern!

Aren't 2 of those the same guy?

No. Well, yes, now. But no.

The original Doink the Clown was portrayed wonderfully by Matt Bourne. But, "personal demons" meant that Bourne was fired, and Doink was transformed into a lame-ass babyface. In the interim between full-time Doinks, Steve Lombardi (better known as the Brooklyn Brawler) did some appearances as Doink, until they settled on Ray Apollo as the new crappy face Doink.

Oh, and Steve Keirn was a second Doink whenever they needed one to come out and interfere in a match.

Last time Doink was on TV, Lombardi was Doink the Clown. But, they can slap anyone in the Doink make-up if needed.
2012-10-01 11:29:47 PM  
1 vote:

Tenor Reaper: "FEED ME MOAR"

tbaughm: Clenis

You guys are gross
2012-10-01 11:05:41 PM  
1 vote:
I want to feed Vickie falafels.
2012-10-01 11:01:03 PM  
1 vote:
"AJ got down in an very nice position"

even i lulzed at that JR
2012-10-01 10:56:04 PM  
1 vote:

Earguy: Damn, she's cute more annoying than someone playing "My Humps" on a Vuvuzela.

2012-10-01 10:44:17 PM  
1 vote:
How do you say that in Spanish? Ouch.
2012-10-01 10:30:58 PM  
1 vote:

TheManofPA: Remember, this is Oklahoma, they aren't cheering for Ryback, it's just sadly 2nd highest obseity rates in the country

I beg to differ sir, Oklahoma overtook Mississippi as the most obese state thank you very much.

/off to get me some easy cheese.
2012-10-01 10:30:20 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-01 10:29:45 PM  
1 vote:
JR has all the enthusiasm of someone watching his grandma blow a midget.
2012-10-01 10:28:50 PM  
1 vote:
That isn't a chant for Ryback, by the way. The people of Oklahoma are pissed because the arena ran out of Triple Decker Nacho Dogs.
2012-10-01 10:28:28 PM  
1 vote:
Ryback is having a petit mal seizure...
2012-10-01 10:28:28 PM  
1 vote:
Ryback missed some hair on the top of his head
2012-10-01 10:27:33 PM  
1 vote:'re not Stone Cold...
2012-10-01 10:27:29 PM  
1 vote:
stone cold sure put on a lot of weight...oh never mind
2012-10-01 10:27:21 PM  
1 vote:
WWE and their anti-bullying campaign.
2012-10-01 10:27:19 PM  
1 vote:
This... this isn't a glass break.
2012-10-01 10:22:32 PM  
1 vote:
I thought JR was going to say "You accept John Cena as your lord and savior!"
2012-10-01 10:21:47 PM  
1 vote:
I have called Kurrgan vs. Headbanger Mosh!
2012-10-01 10:21:26 PM  
1 vote:

silgryphon: Who called 316 days - punk. And Austin appearance. Maybe

Raises his Steveweiser
2012-10-01 10:17:19 PM  
1 vote:
I would shiat in Jim Ross's Stetson and place it back on his head for ultimate heat.

/Jim Ross is the drizzling shiats
2012-10-01 10:16:31 PM  
1 vote:
Y'know, the CM Punk respect gimmick might work if he hadn't spent the months before it started crying over his drunk daddy and acting like a dumbass with a skipping goof.
2012-10-01 10:10:16 PM  
1 vote:
Shouldn't the ref stop the match until Cody is vacated from the ring? Shouldn't Sheamus be disqualified for introducing an ineligible opponent into the ring? Shouldn't Sheamus be rotting in a San Antonio prison cell for shiatting burritos on Del Rio's stolen car?

//Sheamus does what he wants
///go fark yourselves
2012-10-01 10:06:53 PM  
1 vote:
It just occurred to me, if I ever went to a live show, I'd print up a poster-size of my beluga whale with a red beard, and wave it maniacally.
2012-10-01 10:06:50 PM  
1 vote:
I haven't seen a giant sized bro kick like that since the Fat Boys joined the Rockettes.
2012-10-01 10:00:09 PM  
1 vote:
Ready to Shucky your Ducky? Quack Quack we've got the Booker Debates 2012~!


Round 1: HURRR

Round 2: DURRR

2012-10-01 09:58:43 PM  
1 vote:

silgryphon: FirstNationalBastard: silgryphon: Anyone know how long the show on Wednesday is?

One hour.

Maybe we can make it to Gredunza during the Main Event.

Not with the debates on.

Main Event is at 8 PM, before the debates start at 9. So you can have some reality before the scripted, worked bullshiat.
2012-10-01 09:48:39 PM  
1 vote:

silgryphon: ooooooooooook

That made no sense

I think the WWE should try to curry favor for The One Man Band by piping in some cheers for him
2012-10-01 09:46:17 PM  
1 vote:

Gunny Highway: Slater: Jug
Jinder: Tablas
Drew: Bag Pipes
2012-10-01 09:30:33 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: There are no blonde wigs in the WWE Universe.

Kaitlyn did it to herself!
2012-10-01 09:30:33 PM  
1 vote:
"The ringpost and Beth just started going steady"

2012-10-01 09:28:54 PM  
1 vote:
Everyone knows that Teddy only tells people about tag team matches.
2012-10-01 09:19:52 PM  
1 vote:
You know the show is going bad when LARPing takes center stage.

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. That did not just happen.
2012-10-01 09:17:03 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, Great.... Tensai vs. Ryback.

Insomniacs should thank Vince for putting on something that will help cure them of their problem.
2012-10-01 08:37:24 PM  
1 vote:

Tenor Reaper: Rhames: [ image 376x700]

Now that he's pink, does that make him Peach?

2012-10-01 08:31:44 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-01 08:28:57 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: The_Y2P_Problem: [ image 350x234]

I haven't seen someone botch as much as Sin Cara since the time John Cena was a little tired and kept poking it into the belly button of one of his large groupies.

Which he didn't even bother to sell
2012-10-01 08:12:26 PM  
1 vote:

KellyKellyKelly: Tenor Reaper: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I'm not sad to see Kelly go. But I'm bitter and irrational. Go be thin and bad at running the ropes elsewhere. BAH. XO

Apparently she's asking $10K per appearance on the indy circuit. How about no.

Hey, Chyna asks $3,500 for an hour as an escort.

If she can get that, Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly can surely get $10k for an indy appearance.
2012-10-01 08:11:44 PM  
1 vote:
"Young, dumb, and..."
2012-10-01 08:10:56 PM  
1 vote:

Tenor Reaper: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I'm not sad to see Kelly go. But I'm bitter and irrational. Go be thin and bad at running the ropes elsewhere. BAH. XO

Apparently she's asking $10K per appearance on the indy circuit. How about no.
2012-10-01 07:53:37 PM  
1 vote:

jimmyjackfunk: The local NBC affiliate is all over the place with this. They have come to OKC and T-town plenty of times but for some reason they are hyping this show for some reason. And my facebook feed from KFOR has people saying "my kids are going but they are sad cause they won't get to see Cena." I wish I could go just to see if I could sneak in a "john cena couldn't sell (insert whatever)" sign.

2012-10-01 04:26:21 PM  
1 vote:
I sure hope Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly goes to Strikeforce.
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