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(WWE)   Will someone else kick Mick Foley to see if a Ryberg pops out? Who will Big Show fist tonight? Will the Daniel Bryan/Kane slashfic continue? Can there be a show without John Cena and Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly? It's WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA   (wwe.com) divider line 1103
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2012-10-01 10:30:26 PM  

TheManofPA: The_Y2P_Problem: That isn't a chant for Ryback, by the way. The people of Oklahoma are pissed because the arena ran out of Triple Decker Nacho Dogs.

TheManofPA: Remember, this is Oklahoma, they aren't cheering for Ryback, it's just sadly 2nd highest obseity rates in the country

We were so close.


That would have been a glorious simulpost.
 
2012-10-01 10:30:57 PM  
Cena points to chalkboard, that Ryberg > Cena to matt striker
 
2012-10-01 10:30:58 PM  

TheManofPA: Remember, this is Oklahoma, they aren't cheering for Ryback, it's just sadly 2nd highest obseity rates in the country


I beg to differ sir, Oklahoma overtook Mississippi as the most obese state thank you very much.

/off to get me some easy cheese.
 
2012-10-01 10:31:12 PM  

Earguy: Oh, who brings a 2 year old to WWE match? A-hole on the rail of the runway.


Too bad this isn't ECW with a fans bring the weapons match. I can so see New Jack using a two year old as a weapon.
 
2012-10-01 10:31:13 PM  
Interestingly enough, beast cancer DOES care if you're a heel wearing pink.

/and wants you to change it
//LINDA '12 y'all!
 
2012-10-01 10:31:32 PM  
Goldberg for the save...sigh

/how does ryberg become a face when his whole schtick has been playing the brute? Not to mention his complete lack of mic time.
 
2012-10-01 10:32:37 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Goldberg for the save...sigh

/how does ryberg become a face when his whole schtick has been playing the brute? Not to mention his complete lack of mic time.


Goldberg was the same way
 
2012-10-01 10:32:46 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Earguy: Oh, who brings a 2 year old to WWE match? A-hole on the rail of the runway.

Too bad this isn't ECW with a fans bring the weapons match. I can so see New Jack using a two year old as a weapon.


"Cane Dewey" becomes "Dewey is a Cane"
 
2012-10-01 10:33:24 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Goldberg for the save...sigh

/how does ryberg become a face when his whole schtick has been playing the brute? Not to mention his complete lack of mic time.


Just wait til Vince makes Albertensai Ryberg's mouthpiece/manager.

/HSSSSTTT! HSSSSSTT!
 
2012-10-01 10:33:43 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: BAH GAWD! BREAST CANCER DOESN'T CARE IF YOU HAVE A FAMILY!


I snorta chortalled
 
2012-10-01 10:34:18 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Goldberg for the save...sigh

/how does ryberg become a face when his whole schtick has been playing the brute? Not to mention his complete lack of mic time.


My hope has been that they are pushing FOO CHAIN early only because Cena is hurt and that this was not planned till after Mania at the earlierest. And then I remember who writes this stuff and sigh
 
2012-10-01 10:34:27 PM  
Ryback is Fool's Goldberg.
 
2012-10-01 10:34:38 PM  
Jim Ross paid off Ryback with cases of JR's BBQ sauce to protect his palsy ass. No one likes Jim Ross. Not even his so called friends came to his aide. Ryback is only in it for the sweet, sweet honey mustard.
 
2012-10-01 10:34:49 PM  
It's Ricardo and that other guy
 
2012-10-01 10:34:55 PM  
RICARDO!
 
2012-10-01 10:35:05 PM  
Hey, it's Ricardo!

And that other guy.
 
2012-10-01 10:35:15 PM  

Vince Russo: Jim Ross paid off Ryback with cases of JR's BBQ sauce to protect his palsy ass. No one likes Jim Ross. Not even his so called friends came to his aide. Ryback is only in it for the sweet, sweet honey mustard.


Mmmmmmm...honey mustard
 
2012-10-01 10:35:26 PM  
EL LO CAL! EL LO CAL! EL LO CAL! ... and that other guy
 
2012-10-01 10:35:30 PM  

ShiningWizard: Igor Jakovsky: Goldberg for the save...sigh

/how does ryberg become a face when his whole schtick has been playing the brute? Not to mention his complete lack of mic time.

My hope has been that they are pushing FOO CHAIN early only because Cena is hurt and that this was not planned till after Mania at the earlierest. And then I remember who writes this stuff and sigh


M Night Shamalamadingdong?
 
2012-10-01 10:35:33 PM  
SCARF BOTCH!
 
2012-10-01 10:35:36 PM  

Earguy: Oh, who brings a 2 year old to WWE match? A-hole on the rail of the runway.


The guy sitting behind me at RR two years ago. Edge (one of my all time favorites) comes out and I am standing up cheering when I hear, "hey, sit down up there. I have my kid here to watch". The kid was covering his ears. The guy ruined the night for me before the first match started. Rasslin' is for the kids after all. I try to respect the kids when I go but it was hard that night.
 
2012-10-01 10:36:14 PM  
If Drew McIntrye cut his hair short, he could pass for Del Rio's stunt double
 
2012-10-01 10:36:36 PM  
316 days as world champion doesn't EARN it. Beating Cena 3 times already doesn't EARN it.

Stop making me hate having a brain with a functioning memory, WWE!
 
2012-10-01 10:37:02 PM  

Rhames: ShiningWizard: Igor Jakovsky: Goldberg for the save...sigh

/how does ryberg become a face when his whole schtick has been playing the brute? Not to mention his complete lack of mic time.

My hope has been that they are pushing FOO CHAIN early only because Cena is hurt and that this was not planned till after Mania at the earlierest. And then I remember who writes this stuff and sigh

M Night Shamalamadingdong?


What a twist!
 
2012-10-01 10:37:12 PM  

EyeballKid: Ryback is Fool's Goldberg.


nice one.

so JR mentions greats, Michaels, Hart, HHH. Are they not allowed to mention true greats like Flair, Blanchard, Andre, the Von Erichs, etc. al?
 
2012-10-01 10:38:06 PM  

jimmyjackfunk: EyeballKid: Ryback is Fool's Goldberg.

nice one.

so JR mentions greats, Michaels, Hart, HHH. Are they not allowed to mention true greats like Flair, Blanchard, Andre, the Von Erichs, etc. al?


I don't think JR ever called an Andre or Von Erich match.
 
2012-10-01 10:38:26 PM  
Time for Kofi to job

/sadface
 
2012-10-01 10:38:33 PM  
Ricardo on the mic? Could be funny
 
2012-10-01 10:38:36 PM  
Aside, you realize that EVERYONE in the tag team tournament is losing tonight?
 
2012-10-01 10:38:38 PM  
"Carcinogenic right hand" Really JR? Is the Palsy getting to the speech center of your brain? Did you forget that you are being sponsored by a sham of a shiatty cancer charity?
 
2012-10-01 10:38:45 PM  

jimmyjackfunk: EyeballKid: Ryback is Fool's Goldberg.

nice one.

so JR mentions greats, Michaels, Hart, HHH. Are they not allowed to mention true greats like Flair, Blanchard, Andre, the Von Erichs, etc. al?


WWE's target audience, 12 year old marks, have never heard of them.
 
2012-10-01 10:39:21 PM  

jimmyjackfunk: EyeballKid: Ryback is Fool's Goldberg.

nice one.

so JR mentions greats, Michaels, Hart, HHH. Are they not allowed to mention true greats like Flair, Blanchard, Andre, the Von Erichs, etc. al?


The Harley Races, the-

www.accelerator3359.com

Wait, we did that joke already, didn't we?
 
2012-10-01 10:39:54 PM  
"Oh hey JR"


Ricardo lol
 
2012-10-01 10:40:51 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: jimmyjackfunk: EyeballKid: Ryback is Fool's Goldberg.

nice one.

so JR mentions greats, Michaels, Hart, HHH. Are they not allowed to mention true greats like Flair, Blanchard, Andre, the Von Erichs, etc. al?

I don't think JR ever called an Andre or Von Erich match.


didn't necessarily mean he called a match (and you're right he was probably over in Mid South so possibly a Von Erich match) just wondering if when mentioning the "greats" if they aren't allowed to mention the actual "greats" and not the bag carriers.
 
2012-10-01 10:41:52 PM  

Morrius: jimmyjackfunk: EyeballKid: Ryback is Fool's Goldberg.

nice one.

so JR mentions greats, Michaels, Hart, HHH. Are they not allowed to mention true greats like Flair, Blanchard, Andre, the Von Erichs, etc. al?

WWE's target audience, 12 year old marks, have never heard of them.


My father was the original wrestling mark in our family and he ALWYS spoke of Blanchard and Magnum TA with great reverence. Said 1 was the best heel ever and the other would have been the biggest thing in the ring if not for his accident
 
2012-10-01 10:42:13 PM  

Mind of the North Star: "Oh hey JR"


Ricardo lol


There needs to be a wrestler with a Tommy Wiseau gimmick.

www.portlandmercury.com
 
2012-10-01 10:42:51 PM  

jimmyjackfunk: FirstNationalBastard: jimmyjackfunk: EyeballKid: Ryback is Fool's Goldberg.

nice one.

so JR mentions greats, Michaels, Hart, HHH. Are they not allowed to mention true greats like Flair, Blanchard, Andre, the Von Erichs, etc. al?

I don't think JR ever called an Andre or Von Erich match.

didn't necessarily mean he called a match (and you're right he was probably over in Mid South so possibly a Von Erich match) just wondering if when mentioning the "greats" if they aren't allowed to mention the actual "greats" and not the bag carriers.


He was talking about greats that he called Mania main events for.

He didn't mention HBK which is the real crime.
 
2012-10-01 10:43:17 PM  
"There's 3 of him and only 1 him."
 
2012-10-01 10:43:25 PM  

jimmyjackfunk: FirstNationalBastard: jimmyjackfunk: EyeballKid: Ryback is Fool's Goldberg.

nice one.

so JR mentions greats, Michaels, Hart, HHH. Are they not allowed to mention true greats like Flair, Blanchard, Andre, the Von Erichs, etc. al?

I don't think JR ever called an Andre or Von Erich match.

didn't necessarily mean he called a match (and you're right he was probably over in Mid South so possibly a Von Erich match) just wondering if when mentioning the "greats" if they aren't allowed to mention the actual "greats" and not the bag carriers.


Well, in this case, the build-up was "I called matches of the greats", so of course he's going to mention the WWF/E stuff.

They have referenced older wrestlers before, though, most notably when JBL was on commentary a couple weeks back.
 
2012-10-01 10:43:43 PM  
If I were to cast a movie of Don Quixote, Ricardo would be my Sancho Panza.
 
2012-10-01 10:43:47 PM  
Goddamit WWE, quit wasting time on ADR and Kofi and get to the tag team match everyone wants to see!
 
2012-10-01 10:43:54 PM  

clintster: Mind of the North Star: "Oh hey JR"


Ricardo lol

There needs to be a wrestler with a Tommy Wiseau gimmick.

[www.portlandmercury.com image 570x300]


fark you, mother farker
 
2012-10-01 10:43:58 PM  
"...and there's R-Truth and HIS little Jimmy"

Not sure Troof should take that, lulz
 
2012-10-01 10:44:17 PM  
How do you say that in Spanish? Ouch.
 
2012-10-01 10:44:18 PM  
How do you say that in Spanish...


ouch
 
2012-10-01 10:44:24 PM  
Are we going to make Gredunzal?
 
2012-10-01 10:44:39 PM  

ShiningWizard: Morrius: jimmyjackfunk: EyeballKid: Ryback is Fool's Goldberg.

nice one.

so JR mentions greats, Michaels, Hart, HHH. Are they not allowed to mention true greats like Flair, Blanchard, Andre, the Von Erichs, etc. al?

WWE's target audience, 12 year old marks, have never heard of them.

My father was the original wrestling mark in our family and he ALWYS spoke of Blanchard and Magnum TA with great reverence. Said 1 was the best heel ever and the other would have been the biggest thing in the ring if not for his accident


...and if someone hadn't stooged Tully out for failing a piss test when he left WWF, His run would have lasted far longer than it did.
 
2012-10-01 10:44:46 PM  
Kofi botch
 
2012-10-01 10:44:53 PM  
How do you say boom drop in Spanish?
"Ouch." - Ricardo
 
2012-10-01 10:45:12 PM  
Ouch. That armbar didn't go on smoothly at all.
 
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