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(ESPN)   Will Dallas give Jay Cutler new reasons to cry? Can Chicago's defensive line follow Tampa Bay's lead and beat the crap out of Tony Romo again? It's the Chicago Bears vs. the Dallas Cowboys on Monday Night Football, 8:30 PM on ESPN   (espn.go.com) divider line 1416
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2012-10-01 06:11:19 AM  
I'll take the Cowboys and give the points.
 
2012-10-01 09:19:34 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-01 09:43:37 AM  
Cutler and the Bears always play awful in primetime games.
 
2012-10-01 10:03:25 AM  
If you combined the offensive lines of both teams, could you produce a line that could reliably stop the pass rush of Mississippi State?
 
2012-10-01 10:06:23 AM  
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OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE CUTLER PLAY A ROAD NIGHT GAME 

I wonder if the training staff will be able to put all of the pieces of Cutler on a cart, or if they'll just bring out a sponge and bucket to clean him off the field.
 
2012-10-01 10:07:56 AM  
Seattle handled Dallas.

Tampa Bay handled Dallas

The Bears will probably suck, its monday night.
 
2012-10-01 10:08:19 AM  

Frederick: I'll take the Cowboys and give the points.


I'd take that bet in a heartbeat. Dallas has no healthy safeties, so their corners are going to be exposed. Cutler
will feast on that all night.

The Bears have a very solid pass rush. The Cowboys don't really have an O-line, just five matadors. Romo is going to be running for his life. He's got the wheels to avoid sacks, but he's going to take a serious beating. If Dallas had any hint of a running game, they could at least slow down Chicago's defense. Instead, the Cowboys will end up playing into the Bears' strengths.
 
2012-10-01 10:09:44 AM  

jayhawk88: If you combined the offensive lines of both teams, could you produce a line that could reliably stop the pass rush of Mississippi State?


Combine meaning you have all 10 guys on the field blocking, or combine meaning you take the best 5 from both teams?

Because those are different questions with different answers.
 
2012-10-01 10:27:07 AM  

Jubeebee: jayhawk88: If you combined the offensive lines of both teams, could you produce a line that could reliably stop the pass rush of Mississippi State?

Combine meaning you have all 10 guys on the field blocking, or combine meaning you take the best 5 from both teams?

Because those are different questions with different answers.


Well........
 
2012-10-01 11:00:28 AM  
Still waiting for the thread about Jerry the Owner firing Jerry the GM. Until then, the Cowboys will be mired in mediocrity
 
2012-10-01 11:15:20 AM  

SlothB77: Cutler and the Bears always play awful in primetime games.


"Always" is a strong word:

Games involving Chicago beginning with the 2007 season in regular season games (games on Thu,SnN,Mon):
2007 season: Week 3 SnN Sep 23 2007 at Chi Dallas 34, Chicago 10
2007 season: Week 5 SnN Oct 7 2007 at GB Chicago 27, Green Bay 20
2007 season: Week 14 Thu Dec 6 2007 at Wsh Washington 24, Chicago 16
2007 season: Week 15 Mon Dec 17 2007 at Min Minnesota 20, Chicago 13
2008 season: Week 1 SnN Sep 7 2008 at Ind Chicago 29, Indianapolis 13
2008 season: Week 4 SnN Sep 28 2008 at Chi Chicago 24, Philadelphia 20
2008 season: Week 13 SnN Nov 30 2008 at Min Minnesota 34, Chicago 14
2008 season: Week 15 Thu Dec 11 2008 at Chi Chicago 27, New Orleans 24 (OT)
2008 season: Week 16 Mon Dec 22 2008 at Chi Chicago 20, Green Bay 17 (OT)
2009 season: Week 1 SnN Sep 13 2009 at GB Green Bay 21, Chicago 15
2009 season: Week 6 SnN Oct 18 2009 at Atl Atlanta 21, Chicago 14
2009 season: Week 10 Thu Nov 12 2009 at SF San Francisco 10, Chicago 6
2009 season: Week 11 SnN Nov 22 2009 at Chi Philadelphia 24, Chicago 20
2009 season: Week 16 Mon Dec 28 2009 at Chi Chicago 36, Minnesota 30 (OT)
2010 season: Week 3 Mon Sep 27 2010 at Chi Chicago 20, Green Bay 17
2010 season: Week 4 SnN Oct 3 2010 at NYG NY Giants 17, Chicago 3
2010 season: Week 11 Thu Nov 18 2010 at Mia Chicago 16, Miami 0
2010 season: Week 15 Mon Dec 20 2010 at Min Chicago 40, Minnesota 14
2011 season: Week 5 Mon Oct 10 2011 at Det Detroit 24, Chicago 13
2011 season: Week 6 SnN Oct 16 2011 at Chi Chicago 39, Minnesota 10
2011 season: Week 9 Mon Nov 7 2011 at Phi Chicago 30, Philadelphia 24
2011 season: Week 16 SnN Dec 25 2011 at GB Green Bay 35, Chicago 21
2012 season: Week 2 Thu Sep 13 2012 at GB Green Bay 23, Chicago 10

Chicago's Record: 11-12

I will say, against a team that you'd say the Bears were not heavily favored against before the game started (ie, most of the Vikings games), Chicago seems to lay an egg... although, they are 3-3 vs. GB on the prime time stage.
 
2012-10-01 11:18:53 AM  

dletter: SlothB77: Cutler and the Bears always play awful in primetime games.

"Always" is a strong word:

Chicago's Record: 11-12

I will say, against a team that you'd say the Bears were not heavily favored against before the game started (ie, most of the Viking ...


Road "prime time" games, Chicago is 5-10 (home was 6-2)..... which is one thing I had noticed before looking this up and seeing it confirmed.... seems like Chicago has to play on the road in prime time games a lot more than at home.
 
2012-10-01 11:40:29 AM  
Can they both lose?
 
2012-10-01 11:46:58 AM  

Nadie_AZ: Can they both lose?


They'll try, damnit.
 
2012-10-01 11:49:42 AM  

Gonz: The Cowboys don't really have an O-line, just five matadors.


Then Julius Peppers is going to eat him alive.
 
2012-10-01 01:08:59 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Gonz: The Cowboys don't really have an O-line, just five matadors.

Then Julius Peppers is going to eat him alive.


Watch when Peppers is lined up over the RT, as he will feast. Doug Free was fine as a backup right tackle, and did well when he got in the game. Then, the Dallas GM overthought things, decided "I've got me a football player", paid him, and moved him to left tackle. Free was serviceable there, because it's not hard to succeed when the standard is "be better than Flozell Adams".

Then, in a stunning show of competence, Dallas drafted an actual LT in the first round, and moved Free back to the right. The trouble is that real life isn't Madden, and Free is spending too much time thinking, rather than just playing football.

I'm not saying Peppers will sack Romo every time he lines up against Free, but look for more hits, pressures, and holding penalties there. IMO, of course.
 
2012-10-01 01:16:59 PM  

Jubeebee: OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE CUTLER PLAY A ROAD NIGHT GAME


Well, he has a winning record and has thrown more TDs than INTs on Monday Nights. Every other primetime night, he sucks...but MNF, not so much apparently.

/have Cutler in both leagues, my opponent has the Cowboys D in both leagues...let's go Jay! Use this game to set expectations unreasonably high!
 
2012-10-01 01:29:24 PM  

Gonz: I'm not saying Peppers will sack Romo every time he lines up against Free, but look for more hits, pressures, and holding penalties there. IMO, of course.


Chicago has 4 guys with at least 2 sacks, and they all play on nickel downs. It shouldn't be just Peppers that can cause trouble against a suspect RT. Chicago plays musical sacks with their pass rushers this year.

IAmRight: /have Cutler in both leagues, my opponent has the Cowboys D in both leagues...let's go Jay! Use this game to set expectations unreasonably high!


I'm OK with Cutler setting unreasonable expectations this game. There are still a handful of games on the schedule that the D/ST can win when/if Jay shiats the bed, but @Jerryworld is not one of them.
 
2012-10-01 01:53:10 PM  
Week 4's weird stats & stuff. I delved quite a bit into special teams, because who doesn't love to read about kickers and punters?

-The New York Jets scored 48 points in their week 1 victory over Buffalo. They have scored 33 points, total, in their three games since.
-Perfection maintained: all three undefeated teams won again in week 4, while both winless teams lost.
-Despite being 1-3, the Miami Dolphins could theoretically move up into a tie for first in the AFC East with a win next week.
-Two teams (Cincinnati and Washington) have managed exactly 0 net points through four games. They are a combined 5-3.
-The top five offenses right now (yds/game): New England (no surprise), Baltimore (I guess?), Washington (huh?), Kansas City (seriously?), Philadelphia (okay).
-The Tennessee Titans have allowed 151 points already this year. In 2011 they gave up only 317 over all 16 games.
-The old adage of "you can't win if you can't stop the run" isn't holding up too well thus far. Teams with the top 5 run defenses are a combined 9-10 (Chicago is 4th).
-By way of comparison, the top 5 pass defenses are a combined 12-6 (includes Dallas and Pittsburgh). Among the bottom 10, only Baltimore has a winning record.
-How are the Atlanta Falcons 4-0? Aside from the potent offense, they also lead the league in takeaways with 12.
-St. Louis leads the NFL in interceptions, with 8, but they are also the only team which has not forced a fumble.
-Through four games, the Oakland Raiders have been credited with only 9 passes defensed. Doubling that number would still only move them up to a tie for 25th, and 3 of the 8 teams they'd be tied with/ahead of have only played three games.
-The Jacksonville Jaguars have managed only 2 sacks in their first four games. That number would tie them for 36th in the individual sack standings.
-Among quarterbacks, your top 5 passers (yardage) now includes the familiar names of Drew Brees, Eli Manning, Tom Brady, and Matt Stafford. Plus Joe Flacco (third). Tops in TD passes? Ryan Fitzpatrick, with 12.
-Everyone remembers Jamaal Charles' 233-yard rushing performance from week 3. With week 4 all but over, that single game would rank him 18th in rushing.
-After his 253-yard (!) game yesterday, Brian Hartline now leads the league in receiving yards with 455. Over his previous three years, Hartline's best season total was 615.
-Talk about easy money: Carolina kicker Justin Medlock is a perfect 1-1 in field goal attempts this season, having converted on a 21-yarder.
-Bengals' punter Kevin Huber has only had to kick the ball 14 times this season, but he's landed an amazing 9 of them (64%) inside the 20.
-There have been two kickoffs returned for touchdowns this season (both credited at 105 yards). There have been 7 punt return TDs so far. Last year, a total of 9 kicks and 20 punts were returned for TDs.
-Buffalo's Leodis McKelvin not only leads the league in average punt return yardage, he's ten yards ahead of the nearest competitor (excluding players with only 1 return).
-Cleveland's Phil Dawson has already converted 4 field goals of 50+ yards; three other kickers have nailed three apiece. Last season, no kicker made more than 7.
 
2012-10-01 02:25:20 PM  

Generation_D: Tampa Bay handled Dallas


Did they?
 
2012-10-01 04:48:53 PM  
-Through four games, the Oakland Raiders have been credited with only 9 passes defensed. Doubling that number would still only move them up to a tie for 25th, and 3 of the 8 teams they'd be tied with/ahead of have only played three games.

how are there 3 teams that have only played 3 games?
 
2012-10-01 05:03:04 PM  

thomps: -Through four games, the Oakland Raiders have been credited with only 9 passes defensed. Doubling that number would still only move them up to a tie for 25th, and 3 of the 8 teams they'd be tied with/ahead of have only played three games.

how are there 3 teams that have only played 3 games?


2 teams are playing tonight, and 2 had a bye.
 
2012-10-01 05:12:01 PM  

dletter: thomps: -Through four games, the Oakland Raiders have been credited with only 9 passes defensed. Doubling that number would still only move them up to a tie for 25th, and 3 of the 8 teams they'd be tied with/ahead of have only played three games.

how are there 3 teams that have only played 3 games?

2 teams are playing tonight, and 2 had a bye.


wow we're in bye weeks already? i don't know nothin bout no footballs
 
2012-10-01 06:14:33 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 06:21:21 PM  

dletter: 2 teams are playing tonight, and 2 had a bye.


Also, my roofpreading skills need work. That should read "3 of the 7 teams".
 
2012-10-01 06:39:07 PM  

Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 297x350]


Awww c'mon, Cap. You should've used your magical asteroid powers for yesterdays NYG/PHI game!
 
2012-10-01 07:18:56 PM  
Dear my beloved Bears:
Please don't lay an egg tonight. That would be super.
Thanks - MD
 
2012-10-01 07:28:29 PM  

Di Atribe: Captain Steroid: [i1182.photobucket.com image 297x350]

Awww c'mon, Cap. You should've used your magical asteroid powers for yesterdays NYG/PHI game!


The game got... better? >_>'
 
2012-10-01 07:32:14 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Dallas 27

da bears 21
 
2012-10-01 07:33:14 PM  
Meh, no "There Will Be Fumbles!" ?
 
2012-10-01 07:37:19 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-01 07:39:02 PM  

SlothB77: Cutler and the Bears always play awful in primetime games.


Yet Lovie is somehow 7-2 on MNF... go figure.

/the Bears haven't played many MNF games since Cutler got here
//go Bears
///though Jay always does the best Pickasaurus Rex impressions in prime time
 
2012-10-01 07:40:00 PM  
imageshack.us

The last image we got of Robsul after yesterday. Taking him away after he melted down and shot up a cheese shop.
 
2012-10-01 07:40:47 PM  
Also, who'd want to see a football game when you can get Cubs tickets for less than a dollar?
 
2012-10-01 07:41:34 PM  

Harv72b: Buffalo's Leodis McKelvin not only leads the league in average punt return yardage, he's ten yards ahead of the nearest competitor (excluding players with only 1 return).


Not going to lie, that's pretty damned impressive. I wonder how far ahead David Wilson is on kickoff returns now after the absurdity that was last night.
 
2012-10-01 07:41:45 PM  

germ78: Also, who'd want to see a football game when you can get Cubs tickets for less than a dollar?


They raised their ticket prices?
 
2012-10-01 07:43:27 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: germ78: Also, who'd want to see a football game when you can get Cubs tickets for less than a dollar?

They raised their ticket prices?


Apparently demand for the $0.20 tickets was so great, they raised the prices
 
2012-10-01 07:43:46 PM  
I need 21 points between Brandon Marshall and Dan Bailey. I'm screwed.
 
2012-10-01 07:44:41 PM  
Did Jay wish the secondary luck? worked well against green bay.
 
2012-10-01 07:45:27 PM  
Its a full moon. its Justn Beiber week on ET. All foods in Texas average 30% sugar. Cutler has an uphill battle ahead of him here.
 
2012-10-01 07:45:40 PM  
If ever it was possible for both teams to walk away with a loss, it would be a Bears/Cowboys game.
 
2012-10-01 07:46:46 PM  
s003.radikal.ru
 
2012-10-01 07:48:10 PM  

germ78: Also, who'd want to see a football game when you can get Cubs tickets for less than a dollar?



Ahhhh, reminds me of the .99 cent tickets the White Sox use to sell. My poor Cubbies.

Go BEARS!
 
2012-10-01 07:48:57 PM  
Yay, football! Football, yay!

Another NFC contest means I don't have to give a shiat. But I guess I'll pull for the Cowboys this time, since their fans seem less dickish than Bears fans -- at least the ones on Fark. Not sure how they compare IRL.
 
2012-10-01 07:50:38 PM  
I need 140 and 2 TDs out of Murray to beat a guy who had Rodgers, Cruz, D. Jax and SF D.
 
2012-10-01 07:51:02 PM  

AKTurkey: [s003.radikal.ru image 500x400]


gordonkeith.files.wordpress.com

'Oh, Im afraid...the shield generator will be quite operational when your friends arrive.'
 
2012-10-01 07:51:09 PM  

Di Atribe: Generation_D: Tampa Bay handled Dallas

Did they?


Maybe he meant "handed".
 
2012-10-01 07:51:55 PM  

seumasokelly: I need 140 and 2 TDs out of Murray to beat a guy who had Rodgers, Cruz, D. Jax and SF D.


The Cowboys O-Line run blocking will probably make sure that doesn't happen.
 
2012-10-01 07:52:36 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Another NFC contest means I don't have to give a shiat. But I guess I'll pull for the Cowboys this time, since their fans seem less dickish than Bears fans -- at least the ones on Fark. Not sure how they compare IRL.


Well, Di is completely dickish free - might have something to do with being a woman though.
 
2012-10-01 07:54:51 PM  

seumasokelly: I need 140 and 2 TDs out of Murray to beat a guy who had Rodgers, Cruz, D. Jax and SF D.


I only need 17pts. While a tall order, it does actually seem possible if he can swing a touchdown or two. Please two. Please?
 
2012-10-01 07:56:04 PM  
cheekymonkeyart.com
 
2012-10-01 07:56:24 PM  

SlothB77: Cutler and the Bears always play awful in primetime games.


That's ok, Tony Homo and the cowgirls play awful in all games.
 
2012-10-01 07:56:56 PM  

VTGremlin: seumasokelly: I need 140 and 2 TDs out of Murray to beat a guy who had Rodgers, Cruz, D. Jax and SF D.

I only need 17pts. While a tall order, it does actually seem possible if he can swing a touchdown or two. Please two. Please?


I'm down 8 with Murray versus my opponent, who has Ogletree. I hate having Cowboys on my fantasy teams.
 
2012-10-01 07:57:28 PM  
Who to root for?

hmmmm....

I'm a Niners fan and must hate the C'Boys.

My wife is a Packer's fan and must hate the Bears.

/decisions, decisions
 
2012-10-01 07:59:32 PM  

nvmac: Who to root for?

hmmmm....

I'm a Niners fan and must hate the C'Boys.

My wife is a Packer's fan and must hate the Bears.

/decisions, decisions


Sounds like you should go with Team Meteor.
 
2012-10-01 07:59:41 PM  
If I *can't* have a plane crash of a cargo flight carrying radioactive explosives with flechettes stacked around it...


...


Hmmm.

...

...

...

Uhm.

...

Do I HAVE to root for someone?

...

...

...

LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!

...


*runs away
 
2012-10-01 08:00:41 PM  

nvmac: Who to root for?

hmmmm....

I'm a Niners fan and must hate the C'Boys.

My wife is a Packer's fan and must hate the Bears.

/decisions, decisions


You should bet a divorce and a lobotomy.
 
2012-10-01 08:01:14 PM  

Treygreen13: VTGremlin: seumasokelly: I need 140 and 2 TDs out of Murray to beat a guy who had Rodgers, Cruz, D. Jax and SF D.

I only need 17pts. While a tall order, it does actually seem possible if he can swing a touchdown or two. Please two. Please?

I'm down 8 with Murray versus my opponent, who has Ogletree. I hate having Cowboys on my fantasy teams.


This conversation gets a lot funnier if you picture the Scottish tennis player instead of the NFL player
 
2012-10-01 08:03:06 PM  
Go Bears! My fantasy games hangs on you crushing Romo.
 
2012-10-01 08:04:11 PM  
Just saw Forte is starting. CRAP!

I had Bush as my starter, but I do have Murray on the bench. Think it's time to switch. Murray has to have more upside with him getting all the carries... But Forte could go out in the 1st when he aggravates that ankle.
 
2012-10-01 08:04:14 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Yay, football! Football, yay!

Another NFC contest means I don't have to give a shiat. But I guess I'll pull for the Cowboys this time, since their fans seem less dickish than Bears fans -- at least the ones on Fark. Not sure how they compare IRL.


Not sure if you're serious. Dallas. Texas. Jerry Jones.

Need I say more?
 
2012-10-01 08:05:56 PM  
I've been roped into taking my mother to the doctor tomorrow morning, so I'm checking out for the evening. :-(

If anyone is placing bets on this game, take the under.

See you guys later!

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 08:07:50 PM  
The Bears have a good chance unless Cutler thinks this is a big game. Cutler vanishes in big games.
 
2012-10-01 08:08:10 PM  
Well, I am 40 points down, but I still have Brandon Marshall left! Here's hoping he scores 5 TDs!

/damn you, Jonathan Stewart
//damn you, too, Mikel Leshoure
///ah, hell, I am toast
 
2012-10-01 08:08:35 PM  

star_topology: Just saw Forte is starting. CRAP!

I had Bush as my starter, but I do have Murray on the bench. Think it's time to switch. Murray has to have more upside with him getting all the carries... But Forte could go out in the 1st when he aggravates that ankle.


Bush is also a notorious TD vulture.
 
2012-10-01 08:08:49 PM  

missiv: Not sure if you're serious. Dallas. Texas.


You're saying Texans are assholes? You're saying Texans are bigger dicks than people from Chicago? You should get out more.
 
2012-10-01 08:09:43 PM  

missiv: Olympic Trolling Judge: Yay, football! Football, yay!

Another NFC contest means I don't have to give a shiat. But I guess I'll pull for the Cowboys this time, since their fans seem less dickish than Bears fans -- at least the ones on Fark. Not sure how they compare IRL.

Not sure if you're serious. Dallas. Texas. Jerry Jones.

Need I say more?


I said the fans, not the owners. My team is run by Mike Brown. I'm in no position to judge.
 
2012-10-01 08:11:02 PM  

star_topology: Just saw Forte is starting. CRAP!

I had Bush as my starter, but I do have Murray on the bench. Think it's time to switch. Murray has to have more upside with him getting all the carries... But Forte could go out in the 1st when he aggravates that ankle.


I have Bush starting and Forte on IR still, down by 10. They also have Brandon Marshall. I can't move him off of IR without dropping Bush, Romo(really tempting), or Reggie Wayne on a bye week. I've got 2 throwaway players that I can't drop because they already played. Dammit so much.

probably doesn't matter
 
2012-10-01 08:11:03 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

WTF is this guy's problem?
 
2012-10-01 08:12:06 PM  

whizbangthedirtfarmer: Well, I am 40 points down, but I still have Brandon Marshall left! Here's hoping he scores 5 TDs!

/damn you, Jonathan Stewart
//damn you, too, Mikel Leshoure
///ah, hell, I am toast


Too bad Mr. Marshall is required to drop at least two TD passes per game
 
2012-10-01 08:13:19 PM  
Something weird about Stuart Scott telling me to "keep an eye" on someone.
 
2012-10-01 08:14:42 PM  

FuLinHyu: Something weird about Stuart Scott telling me to "keep an eye" on someone.


Oh fark, I spit wine all over my monitor. Bill is in the mail.
 
2012-10-01 08:17:17 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: missiv: Olympic Trolling Judge: Yay, football! Football, yay!

Another NFC contest means I don't have to give a shiat. But I guess I'll pull for the Cowboys this time, since their fans seem less dickish than Bears fans -- at least the ones on Fark. Not sure how they compare IRL.

Not sure if you're serious. Dallas. Texas. Jerry Jones.

Need I say more?

I said the fans, not the owners. My team is run by Mike Brown. I'm in no position to judge.

Dallas. Texas.
 
2012-10-01 08:19:10 PM  
C'MON MAN
 
2012-10-01 08:20:55 PM  

TheJoe03: missiv: Not sure if you're serious. Dallas. Texas.

You're saying Texans are assholes? You're saying Texans are bigger dicks than people from Chicago? You should get out more.


Don't they say everything is bigger in Texas?

LOL
 
2012-10-01 08:21:36 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel:

You should bet a divorce and a lobotomy.


Olympic Trolling Judge:

Sounds like you should go with Team Meteor.

 

I think I'll root for an abundance of ROMOFACE and CUTLER EMO FACE.

/can't go wrong there
 
2012-10-01 08:22:26 PM  
Lord have mercy, it's pink NFL gear month.
 
2012-10-01 08:22:54 PM  
Time to watch the Cowboys shiat the bed worse than the Raiders...

Please?
 
2012-10-01 08:23:17 PM  
*CURRENTLY CALIBRATING...*

Jay Cutler, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0
Tony Romo, Delhomme RatingTM - 0.0


Week 4 Delhomme Leader

Ryan Fitzpatrick, Delhomme RatingTM - 66.7 (4 INT)
 
2012-10-01 08:23:37 PM  

Bunny Deville: Lord have mercy, it's pink NFL gear month.


As long as I don't have to see Jessica Simpson in a pink jersey again, I think I can deal
 
2012-10-01 08:24:08 PM  

missiv: Don't they say everything is bigger in Texas?


Nothing like being an asshole while claiming a place known for hospitality is full of assholes.
 
2012-10-01 08:24:29 PM  

missiv: Dallas. Texas.


I'll agree that Dallas sucks. The rest of the state is awesome, though.

Except Houston. Houston blows.
 
2012-10-01 08:24:32 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-01 08:26:21 PM  

Bunny Deville: Lord have mercy, it's pink NFL gear month.


I truly don't think there's a person out there who isn't aware of the boobies. At this point, i think it's just the pink dye conglomerate who's keeping the cause alive.
 
2012-10-01 08:26:37 PM  
That ride... I want to go on it.
 
2012-10-01 08:27:35 PM  
That carnival ride looks like it's made of lego.
 
2012-10-01 08:27:37 PM  

Bunny Deville: That ride... I want to go on it.


Six flags over Texas I believe?

/feel free to correct me
 
2012-10-01 08:27:43 PM  
Well I'll be spending a good part of tonight's game setting up The Great Tiebreaker Spreadsheet. Di will get to add another chart to her oeuvre tomorrow.
 
2012-10-01 08:27:59 PM  

FriarReb98: Bunny Deville: Lord have mercy, it's pink NFL gear month.

I truly don't think there's a person out there who isn't aware of the boobies. At this point, i think it's just the pink dye conglomerate who's keeping the cause alive.


The farking cameraman had pink electrical tape on his cords.

Next year I want to see every team play in jerseys of different shades of nipple colors. That'll garner some farking attention.
 
2012-10-01 08:28:03 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-01 08:28:40 PM  

nvmac: Bunny Deville: That ride... I want to go on it.

Six flags over Texas I believe?

/feel free to correct me


I didn't see it, but if it's a carnival ride it's probably at the State Fair, which is happening right now.
 
2012-10-01 08:28:46 PM  
Shocking: Ditka picks DA BEARS.
 
2012-10-01 08:29:13 PM  

seventypercent: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]

WTF is this guy's problem?


oh my holy lol.
 
2012-10-01 08:29:16 PM  
At least Ditka's pick isn't the usual C adrift in a sea of solid Other Logo.
 
2012-10-01 08:29:24 PM  
TJ doesn't like the Cowboys. Who is surprised?
 
2012-10-01 08:29:27 PM  

RminusQ: Well I'll be spending a good part of tonight's game setting up The Great Tiebreaker Spreadsheet. Di will get to add another chart to her oeuvre tomorrow.


imageshack.us
 
2012-10-01 08:29:41 PM  

TheJoe03: missiv: Don't they say everything is bigger in Texas?

Nothing like being an asshole while claiming a place known for hospitality is full of assholes.


Yeah, I noticed the irony there. But still, I'm only counting the Farkers, since they're the only fans I have to interact with for the next three hours. And last I checked, it wasn't the Cowboys fans on this site who were white-knighting the Seahawks and the potato refs last week.
 
2012-10-01 08:29:56 PM  
www.bestsportsphotos.com
 
2012-10-01 08:29:58 PM  

TheJoe03: missiv: Don't they say everything is bigger in Texas?

Nothing like being an asshole while claiming a place known for hospitality is full of assholes.


I rest my case. You just got bigger.
 
2012-10-01 08:30:05 PM  

seventypercent: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x281]

WTF is this guy's problem?


He always looks like Don Draper with his worst hangover.
 
2012-10-01 08:31:34 PM  

missiv: TheJoe03: missiv: Don't they say everything is bigger in Texas?

Nothing like being an asshole while claiming a place known for hospitality is full of assholes.

I rest my case. You just got bigger.


That's your basic line drive right over your pointy skull there dufus.
 
2012-10-01 08:32:06 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: And last I checked, it wasn't the Cowboys fans on this site who were white-knighting the Seahawks and the potato refs last week.


I don't have beef with the Bears but that was ridiculous.
 
2012-10-01 08:32:08 PM  

missiv: TheJoe03: missiv: Don't they say everything is bigger in Texas?

Nothing like being an asshole while claiming a place known for hospitality is full of assholes.

I rest my case. You just got bigger.


You totally showed that guy! Your preference for geographical regions is totes superior.
 
2012-10-01 08:32:10 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 500x330]


Is it strange that I hear the shark say "Take the picture", in Ernest Borgnine's voice?
 
2012-10-01 08:32:20 PM  
Los Lonely Boys, I already knew that, because the Old 97's told me "I'm livin' in a state of Texas and Texas lives in me."
 
2012-10-01 08:32:24 PM  
If I *have* to pick, I'd take Dallas. Chicago's oline and protection issues against DeMarcus Ware?
 
2012-10-01 08:32:35 PM  
i306.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 08:33:19 PM  
John Gruden: 'Gentlemen, these men play football in the National Football League, and they play football like men should.'
 
2012-10-01 08:34:06 PM  
The Bears smell blood in the water??

Eh...just make me some points. Da Bears!
 
2012-10-01 08:34:27 PM  
as a Packers fan, I gotta root for the cowboys....but that don't mean I gots ta like it.
 
2012-10-01 08:34:27 PM  
Cowboys -3.5
 
2012-10-01 08:34:33 PM  

ZMugg: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 500x330]

Is it strange that I hear the shark say "Take the picture", in Ernest Borgnine's voice?


I read it in Forrest Gumps voice. But whatever works.
 
2012-10-01 08:34:43 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: The Bears smell blood in the water??


Brick Tamland warned us!
 
2012-10-01 08:35:12 PM  

xaks: If I *have* to pick, I'd take Dallas. Chicago's oline and protection issues against DeMarcus Ware?


Dallas's O-Line is probably equally as bad, but Romo has better awareness and mobility than Cutler.
 
2012-10-01 08:35:33 PM  

Treygreen13: missiv: TheJoe03: missiv: Don't they say everything is bigger in Texas?

Nothing like being an asshole while claiming a place known for hospitality is full of assholes.

I rest my case. You just got bigger.

You totally showed that guy! Your preference for geographical regions is totes superior.


I live in Seattle.
 
2012-10-01 08:36:03 PM  
GOD DAMMIT GRUDEN SHUT THE fark UP THE GAME HASN'T STARTED YET AND I ALREADY HATE YOU
 
2012-10-01 08:36:10 PM  
Holy f*ck Gruden is bringing the stupid early.
 
2012-10-01 08:36:16 PM  
Gruden, what am I watching?
 
2012-10-01 08:36:18 PM  
Wow, it's not even the start of the game and I already want to punch Gruden in the dick. This isn't going to be fun to listen to.
 
2012-10-01 08:36:19 PM  
Josey Wales had diabeetus?
 
2012-10-01 08:36:24 PM  

xaks: If I *have* to pick, I'd take Dallas. Chicago's oline and protection issues against DeMarcus Ware?


If I *have* to pick, I'd take Chicago. Dallas' oline and protection issues against Julius Peppers?

/gonna be more sacks tonight than a pride night afterparty
//god I hate you Gruden
 
2012-10-01 08:36:27 PM  
OMG Gruden is sucking alot of QB cack. Somebody hit this idiot over the head with a folding chair.
 
2012-10-01 08:36:54 PM  

Treygreen13: GOD DAMMIT GRUDEN SHUT THE fark UP THE GAME HASN'T STARTED YET AND I ALREADY HATE YOU


YEEHAW, he be a good time gunslinger!!

/HOOT
 
2012-10-01 08:37:00 PM  

missiv: Treygreen13: missiv: TheJoe03: missiv: Don't they say everything is bigger in Texas?

Nothing like being an asshole while claiming a place known for hospitality is full of assholes.

I rest my case. You just got bigger.

You totally showed that guy! Your preference for geographical regions is totes superior.

I live in Seattle.


Please, go on. Tell us more.
 
2012-10-01 08:37:04 PM  
Oh shut up Gruden
 
2012-10-01 08:37:08 PM  
Go Bears!
 
2012-10-01 08:37:13 PM  
The husband and I are pretty sure that Gruden is high.
 
2012-10-01 08:37:16 PM  
Chucky fellating the QB's, sack/pick fest tonight, Chi 17 - Dal 14
 
2012-10-01 08:37:23 PM  
This moron won a Super Bowl.
 
2012-10-01 08:37:33 PM  
Ross Tucker tweeted:

"Bad OL. Stellar D. Enigmatic WR. Talented yet sometimes erratic QB. These teams are mirror images of each other."

LOL He's spot on!
 
2012-10-01 08:37:50 PM  
i286.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 08:37:53 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: OMG Gruden is sucking alot of QB cack. Somebody hit this idiot over the head with a folding chair.


I think someone already has.
 
2012-10-01 08:38:06 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: OMG Gruden is sucking alot of QB cack. Somebody hit this idiot over the head with a folding chair.


He needs to stay away from the coffee and take a Valium.
 
2012-10-01 08:38:09 PM  
Wow, has Gruden blown Tany Romo enough already
 
2012-10-01 08:38:44 PM  
I believe that Gruden just had a damn seizure and of course Tirico is just gonna stand there and laugh.
 
2012-10-01 08:38:48 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: ZMugg: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 500x330]

Is it strange that I hear the shark say "Take the picture", in Ernest Borgnine's voice?

I read it in Forrest Gumps voice. But whatever works.


A tidal pool is like a box of chocolates?
 
2012-10-01 08:39:01 PM  
Wow, Gruden is even more annoying than usual. That's saying something.
 
2012-10-01 08:39:03 PM  

nvmac: Treygreen13: GOD DAMMIT GRUDEN SHUT THE fark UP THE GAME HASN'T STARTED YET AND I ALREADY HATE YOU

YEEHAW, he be a good time gunslinger!!

/HOOT


Ya got that, Tirico?
 
2012-10-01 08:39:07 PM  
What is it about pumpkin? Why does every farkingthing have to be pumpkin? PUMPKINS DONT TASTE GOOD.
 
2012-10-01 08:39:32 PM  
Jon Gruden: "Jay Cutler reminds me of Josey Wales. He's a modern day gunslinger."

LMAO!
 
2012-10-01 08:39:50 PM  

Pick13: Wow, has Gruden blown Tany Romo enough already


That was more of a threesome.
 
2012-10-01 08:39:58 PM  
Jay Cutler and Tony Romo star in..."THERE WILL BE INTERCEPTIONS!"
 
2012-10-01 08:40:14 PM  

Bunny Deville: What is it about pumpkin? Why does every farkingthing have to be pumpkin? PUMPKINS DONT TASTE GOOD.


Know how I know you haven't tried the Sam Adams Pumpkin Harvest Ale yet?
 
2012-10-01 08:40:26 PM  

nvmac: Pick13: Wow, has Gruden blown Tany Romo enough already

That was more of a threesome.


Ya got that, Tirico?
 
2012-10-01 08:40:32 PM  

Bunny Deville: What is it about pumpkin? Why does every farkingthing have to be pumpkin? PUMPKINS DONT TASTE GOOD.


My dear, I have a pumpkin chocolate rum pie recipe that will rock your socks. Tap those brakes.
 
2012-10-01 08:40:33 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-01 08:41:07 PM  

ZMugg: Lt. Cheese Weasel: ZMugg: Lt. Cheese Weasel: [imageshack.us image 500x330]

Is it strange that I hear the shark say "Take the picture", in Ernest Borgnine's voice?

I read it in Forrest Gumps voice. But whatever works.

A tidal pool is like a box of chocolates?


You never know what you're gonna get.
 
2012-10-01 08:41:16 PM  
It's on, biatches!
 
2012-10-01 08:41:17 PM  
Cowboys at their 20.
 
2012-10-01 08:41:47 PM  

xaks: Bunny Deville: What is it about pumpkin? Why does every farkingthing have to be pumpkin? PUMPKINS DONT TASTE GOOD.

Know how I know you haven't tried the Sam Adams Pumpkin Harvest Ale yet?


False. Don't care for it, I let the husband have those when we get a mixed box.

/we do that quite a lot.
//more than we should.
///who needs livers.
 
2012-10-01 08:41:52 PM  
I'm down 3 pts.

I have Forte

Other guy has Cowboys D

You don't care.
 
2012-10-01 08:41:56 PM  
1 fantasy point on the board. Woo!
 
2012-10-01 08:42:05 PM  
Dammit, Romo, you'll never win the Jake doing that!
 
2012-10-01 08:42:07 PM  
Let's do this, Farkers. I've got Old Style tallboys, and some brats on the grill.

Son of a biatch Melton missed that tackle.
 
2012-10-01 08:42:09 PM  
Go pink! Go boobies! Go pink boobies!
 
2012-10-01 08:42:23 PM  

Over_Zealously_Apathetic: This moron won a Super Bowl.


Only because his anointed successor was a complete idiot and didn't change their audible or line calls, so TB's defense feasted on the Raiders.

:(
 
2012-10-01 08:42:47 PM  
Which number will be higher:
* Time Cutler is sacked
* False start penalties by the Cowboys

Choose one.
 
2012-10-01 08:43:23 PM  
No Di sightings, I'm guessing shes at some bar, breaking balls and slamming drafts.
 
2012-10-01 08:43:30 PM  
Those pink towels are distracting.
 
2012-10-01 08:43:34 PM  
WOW, did Ogletree just DUCK out of bounds away from contact!
 
2012-10-01 08:43:34 PM  

netweavr: Which number will be higher:
* Time Cutler is sacked
* False start penalties by the Cowboys

Choose one.


False starts. Even good teams get a bunch of those.
 
2012-10-01 08:43:51 PM  
Briggs. Show these young guys how it's done.
 
2012-10-01 08:44:05 PM  

netweavr: * False start penalties by the Cowboys


This one. Easily.
 
2012-10-01 08:44:18 PM  
PAAAAANNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKK
 
2012-10-01 08:44:26 PM  
We still doing this "pink" thing?

Let's give another cancer a chance. Wear brown for colon cancer awareness!
 
2012-10-01 08:44:33 PM  

mikaloyd: Go pink! Go boobies! Go pink boobies!


Do the Bears have pink stripes on their legs or am I hallucinating?

I have something like a 50% chance of getting breast or ovarian cancer, and a lot of surgery in my future. I'd prefer not to be reminded of it every five seconds.
 
2012-10-01 08:44:38 PM  
 
2012-10-01 08:45:01 PM  
Holy shiat who got Witten catching balls again?
 
2012-10-01 08:45:04 PM  

netweavr: Which number will be higher:
* Time Cutler is sacked
* False start penalties by the Cowboys

Choose one.


I'd go with the Cutmyself sacks. Till he's knocked out of the game with a strained clitoris in the 3rd.
 
2012-10-01 08:45:30 PM  
Dallas isn't having much moving the chains.
 
2012-10-01 08:45:33 PM  
Bluegills, they add up at the end of the night. I like that.
 
2012-10-01 08:45:37 PM  
I wish I could clip Gruden across the head with a folded chair.
 
2012-10-01 08:45:52 PM  
Witten is looking a lot better.
 
2012-10-01 08:46:04 PM  
You know you're blocking well when you block a defender into another defender.
 
2012-10-01 08:46:19 PM  

xaks: netweavr: Which number will be higher:
* Time Cutler is sacked
* False start penalties by the Cowboys

Choose one.

I'd go with the Cutmyself sacks. Till he's knocked out of the game with a strained clitoris in the 3rd.


LOL
 
2012-10-01 08:46:32 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I wish I could clip Gruden across the head with a folded chair.


I wish I could hand you that chair.
 
2012-10-01 08:46:36 PM  

Foaming: Dallas isn't having much moving the chains.


there should be a 'trouble' in there somewhere
 
2012-10-01 08:47:01 PM  

Treygreen13: Those pink towels are distracting.


Do you hate tits? Do you?
 
2012-10-01 08:47:04 PM  
For those hating on Gruden, is he worse than Cris or Buck who I would like for him to get hit with a baseball at the World Series.
 
2012-10-01 08:47:08 PM  
If Brian Urlacher was black, he wouldn't be as renowned.

Discuss.
 
2012-10-01 08:47:09 PM  
DOWN GOES RONY TOMO
 
2012-10-01 08:47:11 PM  
Romo: sack - 1
 
2012-10-01 08:47:14 PM  
Yep, Melton, that's how it's done.
 
2012-10-01 08:47:24 PM  
Romo guessed the wrong way to roll out there.
 
2012-10-01 08:47:24 PM  
Earliest results from the side sheet of TGTBSS: Jacksonville has had the hardest schedule so far (11-4 = .733). Buffalo and Houston have had the easiest (5-11 = .313)

/romowned
 
2012-10-01 08:47:29 PM  
DON'T KICK IT TO HESTER!!!!
 
2012-10-01 08:47:32 PM  
Wonder if he's going to get a fine for that pink sleeve.
 
2012-10-01 08:47:35 PM  
Nice defensive march backward.
 
2012-10-01 08:47:55 PM  
That was the absolute worst place Romo could scramble to.

/some things never change
 
2012-10-01 08:48:10 PM  
Stuck at work, no feed, firewall Nazis are effective.

GO (FILL IN THE BLANK), BEAT THE COWBOYS!
 
2012-10-01 08:48:14 PM  
Romo sack, your turn Bears.
 
2012-10-01 08:48:16 PM  
Ugh. Komen pink really? Cant the NFL tell them take a hike? Farking football...so distracting.
 
2012-10-01 08:48:26 PM  
Kick it to Hester, you cowards!
 
2012-10-01 08:48:32 PM  
The Dallas O-line has showed up tonight with results as expected.
 
2012-10-01 08:48:36 PM  

eddievercetti: For those hating on Gruden, is he worse than Cris or Buck who I would like for him to get hit with a baseball at the World Series.


No.

Buck is the worst of them all. Satan with a microphone, for my ears.

Collinsworth is a lot easier for me to stomach than Gruden.
 
2012-10-01 08:48:47 PM  

Coach_J: That was the absolute worst place Romo could scramble to.

/some things never change


It's not like he had a lot of choices. Left or right.

Get used to seeing that a lot this game though, his O-Line is baaaaad.
 
2012-10-01 08:48:54 PM  

eddievercetti: For those hating on Gruden, is he worse than Cris or Buck who I would like for him to get hit with a baseball bat at the World Series.


FTFM
 
2012-10-01 08:49:18 PM  

jayhawk88: If you combined the offensive lines of both teams, could you produce a line that could reliably stop the pass rush of Mississippi State?


I'd have to do the physics.
 
2012-10-01 08:49:42 PM  

bartink: jayhawk88: If you combined the offensive lines of both teams, could you produce a line that could reliably stop the pass rush of Mississippi State?

I'd have to do the physics.


I have doubts.
 
2012-10-01 08:50:22 PM  

Apples01: If Brian Urlacher was black, he wouldn't be as renowned.

Discuss.


Urlacher's last two years, at ages 32 and 33:

227 tackles
4 sacks
2 forced fumbles
5 fumble recoveries
4 interceptions
17 passes defended

He's not the best in the business anymore, but those are some solid stats.
 
2012-10-01 08:50:26 PM  
Fortune cookie quotes are contemporary art now?
 
2012-10-01 08:50:28 PM  
Forte has run one time and he's already limping? That's not good.
 
2012-10-01 08:50:29 PM  

muck4doo: The Dallas O-line has showed up tonight with results as expected.


imageshack.us
 
2012-10-01 08:50:29 PM  

Treygreen13: Coach_J: That was the absolute worst place Romo could scramble to.

/some things never change

It's not like he had a lot of choices. Left or right.

Get used to seeing that a lot this game though, his O-Line is baaaaad.


What are you talking about...he could have stepped up. He could have ran to his strong side...he purposefully spun to his blind side when that was the side of the line most penetrated.
 
2012-10-01 08:50:30 PM  
Ouch. Forte 1 carry and out.
 
2012-10-01 08:51:01 PM  
"Run him right at the defense as much as possible."

Two seconds later:

"...he's injured"
 
2012-10-01 08:51:12 PM  

Apples01: If Brian Urlacher was black, he wouldn't be as renowned.

Discuss.


Julius Peppers
 
2012-10-01 08:51:12 PM  
hahahahaaaa......but Bush is a better something.
 
2012-10-01 08:51:32 PM  

handgimp: Over_Zealously_Apathetic: This moron won a Super Bowl.

Only because his anointed successor was a complete idiot and didn't change their audible or line calls, so TB's defense feasted on the Raiders.

:(


That, and their center self-destructed days before the game.
Barrett Robbins  (scroll down)
 
2012-10-01 08:51:39 PM  

Coach_J: Treygreen13: Coach_J: That was the absolute worst place Romo could scramble to.

/some things never change

It's not like he had a lot of choices. Left or right.

Get used to seeing that a lot this game though, his O-Line is baaaaad.

What are you talking about...he could have stepped up. He could have ran to his strong side...he purposefully spun to his blind side when that was the side of the line most penetrated.


He could have gone strong side, sure. He had no room to step up. He guessed wrong.

Unless you're really arguing that Tony Romo intentionally spun into tacklers.
 
2012-10-01 08:51:42 PM  

Jubeebee: Apples01: If Brian Urlacher was black, he wouldn't be as renowned.

Discuss.

Urlacher's last two years, at ages 32 and 33:

227 tackles
4 sacks
2 forced fumbles
5 fumble recoveries
4 interceptions
17 passes defended

He's not the best in the business anymore, but those are some solid stats.


Urlacher is sill in the 'damn good' category, even as much as age has taken from him. Not quite 'great' any more, but I'd take damn good over AJ Hawk any day of the week.
 
2012-10-01 08:51:59 PM  
And Forte is out. His ankle is certainly not his...strength
 
2012-10-01 08:52:23 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: hahahahaaaa......but Bush is a better something.


When I think Bush, I think beans.
 
2012-10-01 08:53:21 PM  

muck4doo: Lt. Cheese Weasel: hahahahaaaa......but Bush is a better something.

When I think Bush, I think beans.


When I think beans, I think farting.
 
2012-10-01 08:53:24 PM  

muck4doo: Lt. Cheese Weasel: hahahahaaaa......but Bush is a better something.

When I think Bush, I think beans.


images.wikia.com
 
2012-10-01 08:53:27 PM  
No more Will Forte? Oh Matt Forte...
 
2012-10-01 08:54:04 PM  

Jubeebee: Apples01: If Brian Urlacher was black, he wouldn't be as renowned.

Discuss.

Urlacher's last two years, at ages 32 and 33:

227 tackles
4 sacks
2 forced fumbles
5 fumble recoveries
4 interceptions
17 passes defended

He's not the best in the business anymore, but those are some solid stats.


Tackles are the most worthless stat in football.

Those stats are also not that big of a deal for a cover2 MLB.

I agree that in his first five years he was a clear All Pro...but after 06-07 I think he's been really overrated. Now is that because of him being white or a Bear or just lazy sports media? I'd go with a combination of all 3.
 
2012-10-01 08:54:09 PM  
Very helpful Gruden analysis. "They like to play Bush and Forte together in the Stallion package. That no longer exists."
 
2012-10-01 08:54:23 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I wish I could clip Gruden across the head with a folded chair.


i860.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 08:54:25 PM  

nvmac: muck4doo: Lt. Cheese Weasel: hahahahaaaa......but Bush is a better something.

When I think Bush, I think beans.

When I think beans, I think farting.


When I think farting, I think hot air.

Which leads us back to Bush.
 
2012-10-01 08:54:42 PM  
Forte on the bench (for now)

Ugh....
 
2012-10-01 08:54:49 PM  
Come on Cowboys! Show why you are the #1 defense!
 
2012-10-01 08:54:50 PM  
tiEMOut
 
2012-10-01 08:55:08 PM  

Treygreen13: Ouch. Forte 1 carry and out.


A damn fine run too, just got rolled up on the exact same way ashow he got hurt before.
 
2012-10-01 08:55:29 PM  

Bunny Deville: nvmac: muck4doo: Lt. Cheese Weasel: hahahahaaaa......but Bush is a better something.

When I think Bush, I think beans.

When I think beans, I think farting.

When I think farting, I think hot air.

Which leads us back to Bush.


That gets me to space travel
 
2012-10-01 08:56:38 PM  
BREASTS.

I LIKE THEM.

/that is all
 
2012-10-01 08:56:47 PM  
The Bears are moving pretty easily.
 
2012-10-01 08:57:14 PM  

Bunny Deville: nvmac: muck4doo: Lt. Cheese Weasel: hahahahaaaa......but Bush is a better something.

When I think Bush, I think beans.

When I think beans, I think farting.

When I think farting, I think hot air.

Which leads us back to Bush.

 

0.tqn.com
 
2012-10-01 08:57:49 PM  
oh, shiat, Rob Ryan got a haircut?


DOGS AND CATS, LIVING TOGETHER....
 
2012-10-01 08:57:59 PM  
Ryan - fark I don't know, who is it?
 
2012-10-01 08:58:01 PM  
Woo Sean Lee was beastly.
 
2012-10-01 08:58:01 PM  

nvmac: BREASTS.

I LIKE THEM.

/that is all


Protect them ladies.
 
2012-10-01 08:58:06 PM  
Sean Lee!
 
2012-10-01 08:58:17 PM  

Treygreen13: Coach_J: Treygreen13: Coach_J: That was the absolute worst place Romo could scramble to.

/some things never change

It's not like he had a lot of choices. Left or right.

Get used to seeing that a lot this game though, his O-Line is baaaaad.

What are you talking about...he could have stepped up. He could have ran to his strong side...he purposefully spun to his blind side when that was the side of the line most penetrated.

He could have gone strong side, sure. He had no room to step up. He guessed wrong.

Unless you're really arguing that Tony Romo intentionally spun into tacklers.


I'm looking at the paused image on my DVD and I'm saying he purposefully spun into his blind side instead of stepping up (he's got room) or scrambling to his strong side which he can clearly see.

In other words...Tony Romo makes questionable scrambling decisions constantly.

And water is wet and the sky is blue.
 
2012-10-01 08:58:41 PM  
That 3rd down call was... ill conceived.
 
2012-10-01 08:58:47 PM  

Bunny Deville: nvmac: muck4doo: Lt. Cheese Weasel: hahahahaaaa......but Bush is a better something.

When I think Bush, I think beans.

When I think beans, I think farting.

When I think farting, I think hot air.

Which leads us back to Bush.


Ladies and Gentleman, Elton John:

userserve-ak.last.fm
In the circle of life
It's the wheel of fortune
It's the leap of faith
It's the band of hope
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the circle, the circle of life
 
2012-10-01 08:59:01 PM  
Jesus farking christ, what is this, the Jon Shoop offense? 3 farking screens in a row?
 
2012-10-01 08:59:05 PM  

muck4doo: Sean Lee!


geektyrant.com
 
2012-10-01 08:59:08 PM  
The breast people go wild!
 
2012-10-01 08:59:56 PM  

Jubeebee: Jesus farking christ, what is this, the Jon Shoop offense? 3 farking screens in a row?


it's the Matt Forte show!!
 
2012-10-01 09:00:22 PM  

Sunrazor: Bunny Deville: nvmac: muck4doo: Lt. Cheese Weasel: hahahahaaaa......but Bush is a better something.

When I think Bush, I think beans.

When I think beans, I think farting.

When I think farting, I think hot air.

Which leads us back to Bush.

Ladies and Gentleman, Elton John:

[userserve-ak.last.fm image 320x400]
In the circle of life
It's the wheel of fortune
It's the leap of faith
It's the band of hope
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the circle, the circle of life


05.images.fireden.net
 
2012-10-01 09:00:26 PM  

Apples01: If Brian Urlacher was black, he wouldn't be as renowned.

Discuss.


This is boobs month not black history month. Get back to me in February and I will ret to be be properly ashamed of being born white. Until then...BOOBS!
 
2012-10-01 09:00:39 PM  
I like breasts, show me them

/EIP
 
2012-10-01 09:01:10 PM  
Is this Geico Chicago commercial national? Oh wait, I'm in New York, so yes it is.

DA BEARS!
 
2012-10-01 09:01:22 PM  

Coach_J: I'm looking at the paused image on my DVD and I'm saying he purposefully spun into his blind side instead of stepping up (he's got room) or scrambling to his strong side which he can clearly see.

In other words...Tony Romo makes questionable scrambling decisions constantly.

And water is wet and the sky is blue.


No, you're totally right. Tony makes horrible scrambling decisions. That's why he's so easy to sack. Everyone is always like, "Tony Romo is a terrible scrambler". Guys are always like, "I had Tony Romo dead to rights and he rolled right into another defender, like I knew he would."

Look, you can dock Tony for a lot of things. Scrambling ability is not one of them.
 
2012-10-01 09:01:37 PM  

Jubeebee: Jesus farking christ, what is this, the Jon Shoop offense? 3 farking screens in a row?


+1 on the John Shoop reference.
 
2012-10-01 09:01:44 PM  

eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: nvmac: muck4doo: Lt. Cheese Weasel: hahahahaaaa......but Bush is a better something.

When I think Bush, I think beans.

When I think beans, I think farting.

When I think farting, I think hot air.

Which leads us back to Bush. 

[0.tqn.com image 400x567]


HOPE AND CHANGE ALL UP IN THIS THREAD!
 
2012-10-01 09:02:05 PM  
First down, Dallas at their 35.
 
2012-10-01 09:02:32 PM  

mikaloyd: Apples01: If Brian Urlacher was black, he wouldn't be as renowned.

Discuss.

This is boobs month not black history month. Get back to me in February and I will ret to be be properly ashamed of being born white. Until then...BOOBS!


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-01 09:02:33 PM  

mikaloyd: Apples01: If Brian Urlacher was black, he wouldn't be as renowned.

Discuss.

This is boobs month not black history month. Get back to me in February and I will ret to be be properly ashamed of being born white. Until then...BOOBS!


Is there a rack history month?
 
2012-10-01 09:03:00 PM  

Treygreen13: Coach_J: I'm looking at the paused image on my DVD and I'm saying he purposefully spun into his blind side instead of stepping up (he's got room) or scrambling to his strong side which he can clearly see.

In other words...Tony Romo makes questionable scrambling decisions constantly.

And water is wet and the sky is blue.

No, you're totally right. Tony makes horrible scrambling decisions. That's why he's so easy to sack. Everyone is always like, "Tony Romo is a terrible scrambler". Guys are always like, "I had Tony Romo dead to rights and he rolled right into another defender, like I knew he would."

Look, you can dock Tony for a lot of things. Scrambling ability is not one of them.


Ability isn't decison making. Of which Romo is sure as hell not known for.

Stop being so obtuse.
 
2012-10-01 09:03:19 PM  
That was a lucky bounce.
 
2012-10-01 09:03:23 PM  
Lucky for the Boys. Murray fumble directly into an O-Lineman's hand.
 
2012-10-01 09:03:26 PM  
Hold on to that ball damnit!
 
2012-10-01 09:03:27 PM  
FUMBLEROOSKI!

Damnit, they got it back.
 
2012-10-01 09:04:12 PM  

Coach_J: Treygreen13: Coach_J: I'm looking at the paused image on my DVD and I'm saying he purposefully spun into his blind side instead of stepping up (he's got room) or scrambling to his strong side which he can clearly see.

In other words...Tony Romo makes questionable scrambling decisions constantly.

And water is wet and the sky is blue.

No, you're totally right. Tony makes horrible scrambling decisions. That's why he's so easy to sack. Everyone is always like, "Tony Romo is a terrible scrambler". Guys are always like, "I had Tony Romo dead to rights and he rolled right into another defender, like I knew he would."

Look, you can dock Tony for a lot of things. Scrambling ability is not one of them.

Ability isn't decison making. Of which Romo is sure as hell not known for.

Stop being so obtuse.


Oh wait...you are a Cowboys fan...you can't help it.

Nevermind.
 
2012-10-01 09:04:19 PM  

Treygreen13: Lucky for the Boys. Murray fumble directly into an O-Lineman's hand.


Is that officially a fumble or a lateral?
 
2012-10-01 09:04:19 PM  

Coach_J: Ability isn't decison making. Of which Romo is sure as hell not known for.

Stop being so obtuse.


Then let's be acute. If you think Tony Romo makes poor scrambling decisions regularly, you're a moron.
 
2012-10-01 09:04:43 PM  
Is it time for the 'titty sprinkles on a slobberknocker' yet?

www.inquisitr.com
 
2012-10-01 09:04:48 PM  
Looked like Ogletree was wide open there. Nice play dez.
 
2012-10-01 09:04:54 PM  

Coach_J: Coach_J: Treygreen13: Coach_J: I'm looking at the paused image on my DVD and I'm saying he purposefully spun into his blind side instead of stepping up (he's got room) or scrambling to his strong side which he can clearly see.

In other words...Tony Romo makes questionable scrambling decisions constantly.

And water is wet and the sky is blue.

No, you're totally right. Tony makes horrible scrambling decisions. That's why he's so easy to sack. Everyone is always like, "Tony Romo is a terrible scrambler". Guys are always like, "I had Tony Romo dead to rights and he rolled right into another defender, like I knew he would."

Look, you can dock Tony for a lot of things. Scrambling ability is not one of them.

Ability isn't decison making. Of which Romo is sure as hell not known for.

Stop being so obtuse.

Oh wait...you are a Cowboys fan...you can't help it.

Nevermind.


Let's just make this easier for both of us. You're going on ignore. Have a good night.
 
2012-10-01 09:05:11 PM  
They kicked it to hester.
 
2012-10-01 09:05:22 PM  
Anita Bryant whining about a facemask
 
2012-10-01 09:06:25 PM  
bah my ff team could have used that turnover.
 
2012-10-01 09:07:23 PM  

Treygreen13: Coach_J: Ability isn't decison making. Of which Romo is sure as hell not known for.

Stop being so obtuse.

Then let's be acute. If you think Tony Romo makes poor scrambling decisions regularly, you're a moron.


Lets be unbiased here. I charge you with keeping a running total of Tony Romo's scrambling decisions tonight, judging each one to be either good or poor.
 
2012-10-01 09:07:51 PM  
Okay Cowboys D. Make me some points tonight.
 
2012-10-01 09:07:53 PM  
Hey, ESPN, it's not like we actually wanted to watch a football game tonight
 
2012-10-01 09:08:03 PM  
And back late for the snap
 
2012-10-01 09:08:40 PM  

RogermcAllen: Treygreen13: Coach_J: Ability isn't decison making. Of which Romo is sure as hell not known for.

Stop being so obtuse.

Then let's be acute. If you think Tony Romo makes poor scrambling decisions regularly, you're a moron.

Lets be unbiased here. I charge you with keeping a running total of Tony Romo's scrambling decisions tonight, judging each one to be either good or poor.


Too late for arbitration
 
2012-10-01 09:08:48 PM  
Rocket Arm, since farking when
 
2012-10-01 09:09:00 PM  

uncle soondead: And back late for the snap


Wait think they missed an entire down
 
2012-10-01 09:09:13 PM  
Nobody completes less passes to tight ends than Jay Cutler
 
2012-10-01 09:09:22 PM  
Cutler sucks
 
2012-10-01 09:09:37 PM  
near Cutme sack, no points
 
2012-10-01 09:09:43 PM  
Ware is the best defensive player in the NFL.
 
2012-10-01 09:09:55 PM  

Linkster: Rocket Arm, since farking when


For all his faults, and they are legion, EmoJay has a comparative cannon for an arm. He's like the Anti-Peyton.
 
2012-10-01 09:10:14 PM  

Linkster: Rocket Arm, since farking when


Since RGIII stole Rex Grossman's starting job.
 
2012-10-01 09:10:29 PM  

RminusQ: Hey, ESPN, it's not like we actually wanted to watch a football game tonight


Chris Berman's gotta eat
 
2012-10-01 09:10:41 PM  
Whoever wins, we all lose!
 
2012-10-01 09:10:42 PM  
Hmmm...scoreless first quarter. Over under on this game was 41.5
 
2012-10-01 09:10:47 PM  

RminusQ: Hey, ESPN, it's not like we actually wanted to watch a football game tonight


Are you ready for some commercials?
 
2012-10-01 09:10:51 PM  

Crudbucket: Fortune cookie quotes are contemporary art now?


I got this one last week.
i40.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 09:10:57 PM  
One
3.bp.blogspot.com

One Sack of Jay Cutler
 
2012-10-01 09:11:06 PM  

xaks: Linkster: Rocket Arm, since farking when

For all his faults, and they are legion, EmoJay has a comparative cannon for an arm. He's like the Anti-Peyton.


No Control, has trajectory problems
 
2012-10-01 09:11:30 PM  
Ineptitude. Ineptitude everywhere
 
2012-10-01 09:11:42 PM  

there their theyre: Hmmm...scoreless first quarter. Over under on this game was 41.5


Who predicted that? This game looked like a defense battle all week.
 
2012-10-01 09:11:59 PM  

RogermcAllen: Treygreen13: Coach_J: Ability isn't decison making. Of which Romo is sure as hell not known for.

Stop being so obtuse.

Then let's be acute. If you think Tony Romo makes poor scrambling decisions regularly, you're a moron.

Lets be unbiased here. I charge you with keeping a running total of Tony Romo's scrambling decisions tonight, judging each one to be either good or poor.


His assertion was that Tony Romo *always* makes bad decisions on scrambling. Something demonstrably not true. He's been (his entire career) behind a nearly non-existent line. If you were to go look at Tony Romo's 20 greatest plays, 19 of them would be after shuffling off some DB. He's got a lot of flaws but it's the one area of his game that he's one of the best at.

When a QB dodges out of the way of a sack and is met by *another* player, who was rushing from the outside in, you don't look at him and judge that because of that he's always been bad at avoiding pressure. He avoided 1 sack attempt already on the play.
 
2012-10-01 09:12:04 PM  

mikaloyd: One
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 268x268]

One Sack of Jay Cutler


Nope he gained a foot.
 
2012-10-01 09:12:48 PM  

muck4doo: Okay Cowboys D. Make me Allow some points tonight.


Not that I'm the guy playing against you whose only chance is a sackless performance with 21+ Chicago points.

/oh wait, I am
 
2012-10-01 09:12:49 PM  

mikaloyd: One
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 268x268]

One Sack of Jay Cutler


He got across the line of scrimmage. Not a sack.
 
2012-10-01 09:13:15 PM  
Dez makes his one play of the game.
 
2012-10-01 09:13:27 PM  

Linkster: xaks: Linkster: Rocket Arm, since farking when

For all his faults, and they are legion, EmoJay has a comparative cannon for an arm. He's like the Anti-Peyton.

No Control, has trajectory problems


I said nothing of control, I only said canon, as in strong.
 
2012-10-01 09:13:38 PM  

RminusQ: muck4doo: Okay Cowboys D. Make me Allow some points tonight.

Not that I'm the guy playing against you whose only chance is a sackless performance with 21+ Chicago points.

/oh wait, I am


Heehee. :)
 
2012-10-01 09:14:20 PM  

muck4doo: there their theyre: Hmmm...scoreless first quarter. Over under on this game was 41.5

Who predicted that? This game looked like a defense battle all week.


Haven't watch football in long time? 24-21 is a defensive slugfest
 
2012-10-01 09:14:35 PM  
I was drifting off in a mild buzz....

/did I miss anything?
 
2012-10-01 09:14:39 PM  

Troy McClure: Dez makes his one play of the game.


His handlers already have the limo running to get him home for curfew.
 
2012-10-01 09:15:10 PM  
Nice job not making room there, Vickers.
 
2012-10-01 09:15:53 PM  
Am I the only one that sees Garrett scowling on the sidelines and feels an incredible urge to just slap the shiat out of him?

My god, he's like the Alec Baldwin of sideline personnel.
 
2012-10-01 09:16:07 PM  
It's hard to throw a football... like... that... Mike
 
2012-10-01 09:16:09 PM  

uncle soondead: muck4doo: there their theyre: Hmmm...scoreless first quarter. Over under on this game was 41.5

Who predicted that? This game looked like a defense battle all week.

Haven't watch football in long time? 24-21 is a defensive slugfest


I think it will be less than that.
 
2012-10-01 09:16:21 PM  
God dammit Dez just extend the arms out. Just try to catch it.
 
2012-10-01 09:16:41 PM  
I think if we listen carefully, you can hear the sound of Jon pulling on his weiner when he talks about Romo.

/he just can't hep it
 
2012-10-01 09:17:04 PM  
Chicago inside the 10.
 
2012-10-01 09:17:04 PM  
Nice punt
 
2012-10-01 09:17:16 PM  
NICE Punt!
 
2012-10-01 09:17:17 PM  

mikaloyd: eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: nvmac: muck4doo: Lt. Cheese Weasel: hahahahaaaa......but Bush is a better something.

When I think Bush, I think beans.

When I think beans, I think farting.

When I think farting, I think hot air.

Which leads us back to Bush. 

[0.tqn.com image 400x567]

HOPE AND CHANGE ALL UP IN THIS THREAD!


imageshack.us

I leave for 10 minutes to eat some grub, and ya''ll go and do this?
 
2012-10-01 09:17:22 PM  

RogermcAllen: Treygreen13: Coach_J: Ability isn't decison making. Of which Romo is sure as hell not known for.

Stop being so obtuse.

Then let's be acute. If you think Tony Romo makes poor scrambling decisions regularly, you're a moron.

Lets be unbiased here. I charge you with keeping a running total of Tony Romo's scrambling decisions tonight, judging each one to be either good or poor.


QBs have more to do with sacks, sack % and drive killing yards lost of big sacks than casual fans want to blame them for.

Football outsiders and Other game charting sites (PFF) have shown that for years. Romo and Big Ben fans always want to throw their line under the bus...but the QBs making poor decisions behind the line are a large part of it.

And let's not pretend this guy isn't famous for brain farts on the field. The Jets and Lions game and his poor December record are too obvious not to point towards.

/wow...sick punt
 
2012-10-01 09:17:30 PM  
That was an awesome punt.
 
2012-10-01 09:17:44 PM  
The new punter is working out for Dallas. Hope to see more of him tonight.
 
2012-10-01 09:17:45 PM  
This is prime Cutler-sacking field position.
 
2012-10-01 09:17:45 PM  
Cowboy's punter having a good fantasy game so far.
 
2012-10-01 09:17:55 PM  
Another deadlocked game only this time I have no faith someone will score.
 
2012-10-01 09:17:59 PM  
Sunday Night Football, NMF. Don't matter/ Gotta get your punts in
 
2012-10-01 09:18:00 PM  

nvmac: I think if we listen carefully, you can hear the sound of Jon pulling on his weiner when he talks about Romo.

/he just can't hep it


What does that sound like?
 
2012-10-01 09:18:02 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: mikaloyd: eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: nvmac: muck4doo: Lt. Cheese Weasel: hahahahaaaa......but Bush is a better something.

When I think Bush, I think beans.

When I think beans, I think farting.

When I think farting, I think hot air.

Which leads us back to Bush. 

[0.tqn.com image 400x567]

HOPE AND CHANGE ALL UP IN THIS THREAD!

[imageshack.us image 584x600]

I leave for 10 minutes to eat some grub, and ya''ll go and do this?


We're playin' fast an loose all up in here tonight.
 
2012-10-01 09:18:12 PM  
Weird. Even though this game is just as scoreless as Eagles-Giants at this point, it doesn't feel like the same defensive grind. Maybe 'cause the teams are actually getting first downs before they have to punt.

Oh well, I'm happy. It feels pretty well balanced.
 
2012-10-01 09:18:25 PM  

muck4doo: there their theyre: Hmmm...scoreless first quarter. Over under on this game was 41.5

Who predicted that? This game looked like a defense battle all week.


Online betting sites.
 
2012-10-01 09:18:43 PM  
Nice dig at the Bills for cutting the punter earlier
 
2012-10-01 09:19:15 PM  
Ooh, Billy Corgan.
 
2012-10-01 09:19:18 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: mikaloyd: eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: nvmac: muck4doo: Lt. Cheese Weasel: hahahahaaaa......but Bush is a better something.

When I think Bush, I think beans.

When I think beans, I think farting.

When I think farting, I think hot air.

Which leads us back to Bush. 

[0.tqn.com image 400x567]

HOPE AND CHANGE ALL UP IN THIS THREAD!



I leave for 10 minutes to eat some grub, and ya''ll go and do this?


Jus' being silly, don't mind us.
 
2012-10-01 09:19:25 PM  
I really hope there's a segment in 30 for 30: Broke on Vince Young's $5000-a-week Cheesecake Factory habit. Because, I mean, comedy gold!
 
2012-10-01 09:19:27 PM  

muck4doo: nvmac: I think if we listen carefully, you can hear the sound of Jon pulling on his weiner when he talks about Romo.

/he just can't hep it

What does that sound like?


DON'T ANSWER THAT!
 
2012-10-01 09:19:28 PM  
What if I told you...
 
2012-10-01 09:19:41 PM  
Forte middle...now another screen probably
 
2012-10-01 09:20:11 PM  
So much for being backed up behind the 10.
 
2012-10-01 09:20:11 PM  

muck4doo: Nice job not making room there, Vickers.


There are Browns fans who still complain about Vickers being let go, but Vickers is done.
 
2012-10-01 09:20:15 PM  

Treygreen13: God dammit Dez just extend the arms out. Just try to catch it.


I would very much have loved for him to catch it too, but to be fair, he seemed to be running the entire time and was still well overthrown. It was a bad pass.
 
2012-10-01 09:20:18 PM  
Stone Hands gets one!
 
2012-10-01 09:20:19 PM  
First down, Chicago to their 25.
 
2012-10-01 09:20:33 PM  

Hobodeluxe: Forte middle...now another screen probably


So pitch it, maybe?
 
2012-10-01 09:20:52 PM  

zerkalo: Hobodeluxe: Forte middle...now another screen probably

So pitch it, maybe?


STOP IT YOU.
 
2012-10-01 09:21:11 PM  

zerkalo: Hobodeluxe: Forte middle...now another screen probably

So pitch it, maybe?


But to whom? Tashard Choice plays for Buffalo.
 
2012-10-01 09:21:15 PM  

Bunny Deville: Lt. Cheese Weasel: mikaloyd: eddievercetti: Bunny Deville: nvmac: muck4doo: Lt. Cheese Weasel: hahahahaaaa......but Bush is a better something.

When I think Bush, I think beans.

When I think beans, I think farting.

When I think farting, I think hot air.

Which leads us back to Bush. 

[0.tqn.com image 400x567]

HOPE AND CHANGE ALL UP IN THIS THREAD!



I leave for 10 minutes to eat some grub, and ya''ll go and do this?

Jus' being silly, don't mind us.


I like it. Do it some more.
 
2012-10-01 09:21:29 PM  

VTGremlin: Treygreen13: God dammit Dez just extend the arms out. Just try to catch it.

I would very much have loved for him to catch it too, but to be fair, he seemed to be running the entire time and was still well overthrown. It was a bad pass.


I was just hoping he'd at least get an arm up. But that's my love/hate with Dez. He's not known for his consistent effort.
 
2012-10-01 09:22:07 PM  
Guys I don't want to scare you, but the Bears just picked up two first downs on the same drive.
 
2012-10-01 09:22:14 PM  
Once again, a nothing to Hester on O
 
2012-10-01 09:22:16 PM  

RminusQ: I really hope there's a segment in 30 for 30: Broke on Vince Young's $5000-a-week Cheesecake Factory habit. Because, I mean, comedy gold!


Surely you jest, $5000 a week at the cheesecake factory is nuts.

Cutler just unleashed the dragon on that throw.
 
2012-10-01 09:22:16 PM  
That some tough Bush up the middle.
 
2012-10-01 09:22:19 PM  
Gruden: 'Jay Mutler, uh Cutler.'
 
2012-10-01 09:22:27 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: zerkalo: Hobodeluxe: Tashard Choice plays for Buffalo.


techredible.com
 
2012-10-01 09:22:50 PM  
First down, Chicago to the 50.
 
2012-10-01 09:22:50 PM  
That's a healthy Matt Forte.
 
2012-10-01 09:23:00 PM  

poughdrew: That some tough Bush up the middle.


wiki.ece.cmu.edu
 
2012-10-01 09:23:26 PM  
Gruden: LOO-EE-ville

Tirico: Lou-uh-vull

It's why I like Tirico. That's how you say it.
 
2012-10-01 09:23:45 PM  
Hobodeluxe:

it's the Matt Forte show!!

It's a wonder how much different the offense looks like with Forte on the field.
 
2012-10-01 09:23:50 PM  
Cutler DAGRON DENIED
 
2012-10-01 09:23:54 PM  
Stop talking about "ball skills"!
 
2012-10-01 09:24:03 PM  

Treygreen13: RogermcAllen: Treygreen13: Coach_J: Ability isn't decison making. Of which Romo is sure as hell not known for.

Stop being so obtuse.

Then let's be acute. If you think Tony Romo makes poor scrambling decisions regularly, you're a moron.

Lets be unbiased here. I charge you with keeping a running total of Tony Romo's scrambling decisions tonight, judging each one to be either good or poor.

His assertion was that Tony Romo *always* makes bad decisions on scrambling. Something demonstrably not true. He's been (his entire career) behind a nearly non-existent line. If you were to go look at Tony Romo's 20 greatest plays, 19 of them would be after shuffling off some DB. He's got a lot of flaws but it's the one area of his game that he's one of the best at.

When a QB dodges out of the way of a sack and is met by *another* player, who was rushing from the outside in, you don't look at him and judge that because of that he's always been bad at avoiding pressure. He avoided 1 sack attempt already on the play.


Yes...I absolutely said always. Romo hasn't made a good scrambling QB decision in his. Entire. Football. Career. And I'm including what he did at recess in 5th grade...I have the all-22 film of those games.
 
2012-10-01 09:24:03 PM  
Whole lotta Dargon going on
 
2012-10-01 09:24:36 PM  
No Dargon for you!
 
2012-10-01 09:24:54 PM  
First down, Chicago to the Dallas 33.
 
2012-10-01 09:25:03 PM  
They put the kibosh on the Cowboys there. "Opponents have not yet converted a 3rd and 10 on the Cowboys".

1st Down.
 
2012-10-01 09:25:08 PM  
WTF am I watching.
 
2012-10-01 09:25:09 PM  
Who gets sacked more:

Romo vs Chicago

Cutler vs Dallas

or next weeks Monday night special

Sanchez/St. Tebus vs Houston
 
2012-10-01 09:25:11 PM  
Lovie smith was overjoyed with that play
 
2012-10-01 09:25:14 PM  
Who let Gruden have another take off the 8-ball?
 
2012-10-01 09:25:16 PM  
Josey Wales the gunslinger strikes again.

/partner
 
2012-10-01 09:25:19 PM  
Fairly athletic display there by Mutler.
 
2012-10-01 09:25:41 PM  
Gunslinger EVERYBODY DRINK
 
2012-10-01 09:25:52 PM  

seventypercent: Fairly athletic display there by Mutler.


Mutler?

explain.
 
2012-10-01 09:25:52 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: poughdrew: That some tough Bush up the middle.

[wiki.ece.cmu.edu image 400x400]


images.wisegeek.com
 
2012-10-01 09:25:53 PM  

ATRDCI: Who gets sacked more:

Romo vs Chicago

Cutler vs Dallas

or next weeks Monday night special

Sanchez/St. Tebus vs Houston


Ooooh, that's a good one. Hrmmm....

*thinks
 
2012-10-01 09:25:59 PM  
Cutler.. having a not shiat-the-bed primtetime game thus far? Did the Diabeetus Kid eat a Snickers?
 
2012-10-01 09:26:03 PM  
so im ahead by one in ff and they have Robbie Gould..
So yeah.
 
2012-10-01 09:26:16 PM  
Really? I thought offenses absolutely loved cutting their drives short by committing penalties! I never knew!
 
2012-10-01 09:26:35 PM  

ATRDCI: Who gets sacked more:

Romo vs Chicago

Cutler vs Dallas

or next weeks Monday night special

Sanchez/St. Tebus vs Houston


Is TeChez an acceptable answer?
 
2012-10-01 09:26:35 PM  
So if Jay Cutler is at his best when the play breaks down, why doesn't his line just give up any pretension of blocking for him? They're so close to it as it is.
 
2012-10-01 09:26:36 PM  

thecpt: so im ahead by one in ff and they have Robbie Gould..
So yeah.


You couldn't expect to win that one.
 
2012-10-01 09:26:54 PM  

mikaloyd: Gunslinger EVERYBODY DRINK


APPROVED!
 
2012-10-01 09:27:12 PM  

VTGremlin: So if Jay Cutler is at his best when the play breaks down, why doesn't his line just give up any pretension of blocking for him? They're so close to it as it is.


They'll all just declare themselves eligible and fan out at the line.
 
2012-10-01 09:27:12 PM  
ROFLAMO

They're calling the Saints 'slow starting' in the promo.
 
2012-10-01 09:27:38 PM  

thecpt: so im ahead by one in ff and they have Robbie Gould..
So yeah.


You won't win. It's nice to hope and all that nonsense, but you just won't. A valiant effort though?
 
2012-10-01 09:27:43 PM  

nvmac: seventypercent: Fairly athletic display there by Mutler.

Mutler?

explain.


Oh, Gruden called him "Mutler" a couple of minutes ago.

My preference when he was in Denver was "Jake Utler".
 
2012-10-01 09:28:22 PM  

VTGremlin: So if Jay Cutler is at his best when the play breaks down, why doesn't his line just give up any pretension of blocking for him? They're so close to it as it is.


If they did, how could you tell?
 
2012-10-01 09:28:25 PM  
Also, a double slug for Josey Wales!
 
2012-10-01 09:28:39 PM  

xaks: ROFLAMO

They're calling the Saints 'slow starting' in the promo.


My team has won more games than the Saints this year.

My team is the Jacksonville Jaguars.
 
2012-10-01 09:28:39 PM  

xaks: Who let Gruden have another take off the 8-ball?


He's doing one hitters. He's a gunslinger, dontcha know?
 
2012-10-01 09:28:58 PM  

xaks: ROFLAMO

They're calling the Saints 'slow starting' in the promo.


Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!
 
2012-10-01 09:29:06 PM  
Oh look, a Cowboys penalty. Who would have guessed?
 
2012-10-01 09:29:11 PM  
Why does EVERYTHING have to be pink?

Do you even have to put the play chart on pink paper??

You would think they were playing flag football with the pink towels.
 
2012-10-01 09:29:15 PM  
i1020.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 09:29:16 PM  

nvmac: seventypercent: Fairly athletic display there by Mutler.

Mutler?

explain.


Posted earlier:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Gruden: 'Jay Mutler, uh Cutler.'

 
2012-10-01 09:29:22 PM  
I don't always watch MNF but Gruden and Tirico are way better than Joe buck.
 
2012-10-01 09:30:08 PM  

seventypercent: nvmac: seventypercent: Fairly athletic display there by Mutler.

Mutler?

explain.

Oh, Gruden called him "Mutler" a couple of minutes ago.

My preference when he was in Denver was "Jake Utler".


ZMugg: nvmac: seventypercent: Fairly athletic display there by Mutler.

Mutler?

explain.

Posted earlier:
Lt. Cheese Weasel: Gruden: 'Jay Mutler, uh Cutler.'


Too slow.
 
2012-10-01 09:30:19 PM  

Lord Jubjub: Why does EVERYTHING have to be pink?


You sound like someone who isn't serious about breast cancer.

My God, man, it's BREAST CANCER!
 
2012-10-01 09:30:29 PM  

there their theyre: I don't always watch MNF but Gruden and Tirico are way better than Joe buck.


Explosive diahrea and hay fever while stuck in airplane on a cross-country flight is better than Joe Buck.
 
2012-10-01 09:30:31 PM  

there their theyre: I don't always watch MNF but Gruden and Tirico are way better than Joe buck.


Gruden gets worse. Like a cancer.
 
2012-10-01 09:31:09 PM  
All Forte, All the Time!
 
2012-10-01 09:31:22 PM  
I wonder who Fark hates more, Romo or Cutler. Or is the hate spread evenly between the two of them?
 
2012-10-01 09:31:23 PM  
Shay Mutler hasn't been half bad so far.
 
2012-10-01 09:31:32 PM  
Stuffed. Bears FGA upcoming.
 
2012-10-01 09:31:42 PM  

VTGremlin: thecpt: so im ahead by one in ff and they have Robbie Gould..
So yeah.

You won't win. It's nice to hope and all that nonsense, but you just won't. A valiant effort though?


well. Here
we
go
 
2012-10-01 09:31:47 PM  
Bad news, guy playing Robbie Gould in Fantasy Football.
 
2012-10-01 09:32:15 PM  
Points!
 
2012-10-01 09:32:16 PM  
43-yard Bears FGA is good.

3-0 Chicago, 4:15 2nd
 
2012-10-01 09:32:18 PM  

thecpt: well. Here
we
go


poop
 
2012-10-01 09:32:18 PM  
Count it! Dah Bearss by 3.
 
2012-10-01 09:32:23 PM  

degenerate-afro: I wonder who Fark hates more, Romo or Cutler. Or is the hate spread evenly between the two of them?


That's like dividing by zero man.

Don't do that.
 
2012-10-01 09:32:48 PM  

degenerate-afro: I wonder who Fark hates more, Romo or Cutler. Or is the hate spread evenly between the two of them?


Pointing and laughing is not hatred.

/it's Romo
 
2012-10-01 09:32:49 PM  
Its the choke off. Romo v Cutler.
 
2012-10-01 09:32:52 PM  
I've changed my mind, I want to clip Gruden across the forehead with a fungo bat.
 
2012-10-01 09:32:53 PM  
I honestly believe that Fark would be all over Gruden's cock right now if he was calling Cutler Roland Deschain instead of Josey Wales. Hell, I'd think it was way cooler too.
 
2012-10-01 09:32:54 PM  

Jubeebee: VTGremlin: So if Jay Cutler is at his best when the play breaks down, why doesn't his line just give up any pretension of blocking for him? They're so close to it as it is.

If they did, how could you tell?


Imagine I photoshopped Cutler's head into Psy's body from the Gagnam style gif so that you could see him break down the play as the play broke down.

Also imagine that I was hip and edgy because I used a meme, and that viewing my photoshop made you think I was totally rad.
 
2012-10-01 09:32:54 PM  
And the Bears win 3-0. Book it, done!
 
2012-10-01 09:33:19 PM  
Cutler draws first blood
 
2012-10-01 09:33:24 PM  
It good...now END!
 
2012-10-01 09:33:36 PM  
Good news, I only need about 20 more points from Gould to win this week.

/we talkin' 'bout fantasy football
 
2012-10-01 09:33:54 PM  

mikaloyd: Cutler draws first blood


and its not his own!
 
2012-10-01 09:34:11 PM  
First time I've watched the Cowboys this year. Have they been wearing those gay looking pink shoes all year or is there something special going on tonight?
 
2012-10-01 09:34:23 PM  

Intel154: ATRDCI: Who gets sacked more:

Romo vs Chicago

Cutler vs Dallas

or next weeks Monday night special

Sanchez/St. Tebus vs Houston

Is TeChez an acceptable answer?


Yeah, that's why I meant by back slashing them; lord right now its possible that sanchez won't be in the game because Timmaysprinkles will be starting
 
2012-10-01 09:34:34 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I've changed my mind, I want to clip Gruden across the forehead with a fungo bat.


I had to Wiki 'fungo bat'.

/thanks for that
//the more you know
 
2012-10-01 09:34:44 PM  
Oh, nice, EmoJay is avoiding his own o-coordinator?

Now that's sweet.
 
2012-10-01 09:34:48 PM  

Lord Jubjub: Why does EVERYTHING have to be pink?

Do you even have to put the play chart on pink paper??

You would think they were playing flag football with the pink towels.


Yep. Hate, hate, HATE all the stupid pink.

Been listening to it on the radio on the way home. Is it as boring on TV?
 
2012-10-01 09:34:50 PM  

mikaloyd: Cutler draws first blood


And he wasn't checking his blood sugar!
 
2012-10-01 09:34:52 PM  
It's almost halftime Bay Mutler, getting tired!
 
2012-10-01 09:34:52 PM  
Jay throwing a tantrum. Time to give him his binky towel.
 
2012-10-01 09:35:01 PM  

Intel154: ATRDCI: Who gets sacked more:

Romo vs Chicago

Cutler vs Dallas

or next weeks Monday night special

Sanchez/St. Tebus vs Houston

Is TeChez an acceptable answer?


ChezBow
 
2012-10-01 09:35:04 PM  
Cutler getting all emo on the sideline there with the coach
 
2012-10-01 09:35:09 PM  
Montel Williams is a nice fellow. He helps people get cash fast when they need it the most. I've been defending Montel for years against people who say that he's a bald asshole. It's nice to get some validation for the effort.
 
2012-10-01 09:35:14 PM  

varmitydog: First time I've watched the Cowboys this year. Have they been wearing those gay looking pink shoes all year or is there something special going on tonight?


It's boobies month.
 
2012-10-01 09:35:18 PM  

varmitydog: First time I've watched the Cowboys this year. Have they been wearing those gay looking pink shoes all year or is there something special going on tonight?


It's a league-wide thing. Every October, teams wear pink for breast cancer awareness.

And now you're aware of breast cancer. Mission accomplished.
 
2012-10-01 09:35:32 PM  
NFL Live is free this weekend on Verizon, I have beat you firewall Nazis!
 
2012-10-01 09:35:38 PM  

vegaswench: Lord Jubjub: Why does EVERYTHING have to be pink?

Do you even have to put the play chart on pink paper??

You would think they were playing flag football with the pink towels.

Yep. Hate, hate, HATE all the stupid pink.

Been listening to it on the radio on the way home. Is it as boring on TV?


It's certainly pinker on TV.
 
2012-10-01 09:35:50 PM  
Emo Cutler gonna listen to My Chemical Romance now
 
2012-10-01 09:36:42 PM  

xaks: Oh, nice, EmoJay is avoiding his own o-coordinator?

Now that's sweet.


In fairness to Cutler, if Mike Tice were my OC...I'd ignore him as we'll.

But seriously...that's some poor teammate behavior there...just turrible.
 
2012-10-01 09:36:55 PM  
The Village People like "crack"? Ya don't say...
 
2012-10-01 09:36:55 PM  

RogermcAllen: Jubeebee: VTGremlin: So if Jay Cutler is at his best when the play breaks down, why doesn't his line just give up any pretension of blocking for him? They're so close to it as it is.

If they did, how could you tell?

Imagine I photoshopped Cutler's head into Psy's body from the Gagnam style gif so that you could see him break down the play as the play broke down.

Also imagine that I was hip and edgy because I used a meme, and that viewing my photoshop made you think I was totally rad.


I'm impressed by both your imaginary creativity and imaginary grasp of internet culture. Can we be friends?
 
2012-10-01 09:36:58 PM  

Bunny Deville: It's certainly pinker on TV.


Haha!
 
2012-10-01 09:37:05 PM  

Bunny Deville: xaks: ROFLAMO

They're calling the Saints 'slow starting' in the promo.

My team has won more games than the Saints this year.

My team is the Jacksonville Jaguars.


so? the Saints are...slow starters yeah thats the ticket slow starters
 
2012-10-01 09:37:16 PM  

nvmac: Lt. Cheese Weasel: I've changed my mind, I want to clip Gruden across the forehead with a fungo bat.

I had to Wiki 'fungo bat'.

/thanks for that
//the more you know


Lightweight, all the mass in the barrel. Plenty of velocity, delivering the message.
 
2012-10-01 09:37:31 PM  
I wanna be a guru of something
 
2012-10-01 09:37:58 PM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: I wanna be a guru of something


fark that, I want somebody to call me a gunslinger the next time I do anything.
 
2012-10-01 09:38:10 PM  
The Splendid Spleenster!
 
2012-10-01 09:38:12 PM  
Oh lawd. Disgraceful.
 
2012-10-01 09:38:15 PM  
LOL Murray forgot to bring the ball?
 
2012-10-01 09:38:18 PM  
Good work, stupid!
 
2012-10-01 09:38:26 PM  
Finish him!
 
2012-10-01 09:38:28 PM  
uhhhh... oops
 
2012-10-01 09:38:29 PM  
that hat is vomit-inducing and a waste of money that could go to firebombing abortion clinics or something...
 
2012-10-01 09:38:43 PM  
Tashard Choice would've made that play happen.
 
2012-10-01 09:38:49 PM  
LULZ
 
2012-10-01 09:38:49 PM  

Treygreen13: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: I wanna be a guru of something

fark that, I want somebody to call me a gunslinger the next time I do anything.


Just have fun out there, it'll work out
 
2012-10-01 09:38:56 PM  
Dammit.
 
2012-10-01 09:39:00 PM  
Romo draws first blood in the Jake-off.
 
2012-10-01 09:39:04 PM  

Foaming: uhhhh... oops

 
2012-10-01 09:39:05 PM  
ROMOCEPTION #1
 
2012-10-01 09:39:07 PM  
Eff
 
2012-10-01 09:39:08 PM  
And Tony Romo strikes first on the Jake scoring!
 
2012-10-01 09:39:09 PM  
PICKSIX-TASTIC
 
2012-10-01 09:39:10 PM  
Tony Romo, Delhomme RatingTM - 16.7

Pick 6
 
2012-10-01 09:39:15 PM  
Peanut! Pick SIX!!!!!
 
2012-10-01 09:39:15 PM  
OH DAMN IT'S A BEARS GAME NOW AIN'T IT?
 
2012-10-01 09:39:21 PM  
TAINT Romo
 
2012-10-01 09:39:23 PM  
pick 6 for my ff def!!!!
 
2012-10-01 09:39:25 PM  
Romo: sacks - 1, INT - 1

Cutler: sacks - 0 INT - 0
 
2012-10-01 09:39:28 PM  
Jesus, who was he even trying to throw to?
 
2012-10-01 09:39:30 PM  
Ermagherd TAINT DerBeers
 
2012-10-01 09:39:34 PM  
Nice play Dez
 
2012-10-01 09:39:34 PM  
Oh look, Dez Bryant not running the right route. Again.
 
2012-10-01 09:39:35 PM  
DeMarco needs to hold onto the DeBall.

Nice decision Romo.
 
2012-10-01 09:39:36 PM  
Woo!! Peanut TD!
10-0 Bears
 
2012-10-01 09:39:37 PM  
So romoception
 
2012-10-01 09:39:39 PM  
It got even worse! Bwahahaha, silly Cowboys.

Oh wait, I picked them. Dammit.
 
2012-10-01 09:39:50 PM  
10-0 Chicago, 2:38 2nd
 
2012-10-01 09:40:04 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Lord Jubjub: Why does EVERYTHING have to be pink?

You sound like someone who isn't serious about breast cancer.

My God, man, it's BREAST CANCER!


Hey, now, I look the boobies like every other hetero male, . . .hang on, Chicago has just scored the first TD of the game.

/These offenses suck.
 
2012-10-01 09:40:05 PM  
That's it Bears! My victory is sealed!
 
2012-10-01 09:40:18 PM  
It begins...interceptions, interceptions everywhere!
 
2012-10-01 09:40:33 PM  
Pick to the 6 for Tillman. Something had to break, I'm glad it was Romo first.
 
2012-10-01 09:41:03 PM  
Mrs. Bryant going to have a black eye...
 
2012-10-01 09:41:12 PM  
Romo sees pressure, panics and throws pick. Great farking play.
 
2012-10-01 09:41:30 PM  
Also is that Chicago safety named coonte?
 
2012-10-01 09:41:31 PM  
Jasons O is the most generic predictable bunch of horseapples in the league.
 
2012-10-01 09:41:34 PM  
Game, blouses
 
2012-10-01 09:41:52 PM  
ice of them to put the Cialis ad after the old-people orgy ad.
 
2012-10-01 09:42:07 PM  

Crudbucket: Jesus, who was he even trying to throw to?


I think it was Mr. IfIdon'tthrowthisrightnowI'mgoingtodie.

He's German.
 
2012-10-01 09:42:08 PM  
I want to get into Tony's helmet and just tell him that you can't throw those anymore. If there's any doubt at all that Dez will run the right route, you don't throw it. Especially not a pass that will be picked if he doesn't. Never throw a pass expecting Dez to be there.
 
2012-10-01 09:42:20 PM  
I love boobs and pink nipples.
 
2012-10-01 09:42:34 PM  

eddievercetti: It begins...interceptions, interceptions everywhere!


I hope so. If there isn't an INT or a fumble on every drive from here on out, I'm going to punch a kitten right in the liver.
 
2012-10-01 09:42:40 PM  
Can I say fire Romo or still too soon?
 
2012-10-01 09:43:01 PM  

ddam: Romo sees pressure, panics and throws pick. Great farking play.


www.demotivationalposters.org
 
2012-10-01 09:43:07 PM  

ddam: Romo sees pressure, panics and throws pick. Great farking play.


That's all on Dez. Dez is too dumb for this game.
 
2012-10-01 09:43:24 PM  

eddievercetti: Can I say fire Romo or still too soon?


Fire Dez, he's the one who farked that up.
 
2012-10-01 09:43:43 PM  

xaks: ddam: Romo sees pressure, panics and throws pick. Great farking play.

[www.demotivationalposters.org image 336x368]


This post endorsed by Steel Panther.
 
2012-10-01 09:43:59 PM  

Jubeebee: Crudbucket: Jesus, who was he even trying to throw to?

I think it was Mr. IfIdon'tthrowthisrightnowI'mgoingtodie.

He's German.


Don't mention the war
 
2012-10-01 09:44:18 PM  
refs missing a lot of holding calls. one was a tackle right in front of the ref by on offensive lineman.
 
2012-10-01 09:44:24 PM  

Troy McClure: ddam: Romo sees pressure, panics and throws pick. Great farking play.

That's all on Dez. Dez is too dumb for this game.


It's not the first time, hell it's not the first time this season that Dez has simply not been where he was supposed to be with disastrous results.
 
2012-10-01 09:44:26 PM  

ddam: Romo sees pressure, panics and throws pick. Great farking play.


In fairness to Romo...he thought Bryant was going to break off the route b/c of the safety blitz.

But you don't throw the ball to that spot regardless...especially off your back foot spinning away from the line.
 
2012-10-01 09:44:42 PM  
Last two plays Romo scrambles not into defenders what is this?

/end satire
 
2012-10-01 09:44:53 PM  

Hobodeluxe: refs missing a lot of holding calls. one was a tackle right in front of the ref by on offensive lineman.


He laid right on top of him.

/kinky
 
2012-10-01 09:45:03 PM  
I AM DEZ MOTHERFARKING BRYANT BIATCH! I DONT CARRY YO EQUIPMENT AND I DO NOT STUDY PLAYBOOKS! I JIST MAKE TOUCHDOWNS!
 
2012-10-01 09:45:06 PM  
I swear to god, if Gruden says "gunslinger" one more time...
 
2012-10-01 09:45:15 PM  

Treygreen13: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: I wanna be a guru of something

fark that, I want somebody to call me a gunslinger the next time I do anything.


Wish granted:

Treygreen is walking down the street where he is stopped by Scarlet Johansson. She is crying because she can't find anyone to have a hot three-way with her and her long lost twin sister. Fast forward to a few glasses of wine, things are just starting to get serious when, oh no. Disaster strikes. Scarlet exclaims, "Way to go gunslinger" and kicks Treygreen out of the sex dungeon forever.
 
2012-10-01 09:45:55 PM  

Coach_J: ddam: Romo sees pressure, panics and throws pick. Great farking play.

In fairness to Romo...he thought Bryant was going to break off the route b/c of the safety blitz.

But you don't throw the ball to that spot regardless...especially off your back foot spinning away from the line.



But...but....but...He's like a kid out there!
 
2012-10-01 09:46:16 PM  
I'm gonna be in bed by 9. Rangers/A's is coming up. This mess is not worthy of the electrons.
 
2012-10-01 09:46:18 PM  

RogermcAllen: Treygreen13: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: I wanna be a guru of something

fark that, I want somebody to call me a gunslinger the next time I do anything.

Wish granted:

Treygreen is walking down the street where he is stopped by Scarlet Johansson. She is crying because she can't find anyone to have a hot three-way with her and her long lost twin sister. Fast forward to a few glasses of wine, things are just starting to get serious when, oh no. Disaster strikes. Scarlet exclaims, "Way to go gunslinger" and kicks Treygreen out of the sex dungeon forever.


Why is there a dungeon?
 
2012-10-01 09:46:39 PM  

JosephFinn: I swear to god, if Gruden says "gunslinger" one more time...


Calling 'Shennanigans', are we?
 
2012-10-01 09:46:59 PM  

RogermcAllen: Treygreen13: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: I wanna be a guru of something

fark that, I want somebody to call me a gunslinger the next time I do anything.

Wish granted:

Treygreen is walking down the street where he is stopped by Scarlet Johansson. She is crying because she can't find anyone to have a hot three-way with her and her long lost twin sister. Fast forward to a few glasses of wine, things are just starting to get serious when, oh no. Disaster strikes. Scarlet exclaims, "Way to go gunslinger" and kicks Treygreen out of the sex dungeon forever.

 
2012-10-01 09:47:01 PM  

nvmac: RogermcAllen: Treygreen13: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: I wanna be a guru of something

fark that, I want somebody to call me a gunslinger the next time I do anything.

Wish granted:

Treygreen is walking down the street where he is stopped by Scarlet Johansson. She is crying because she can't find anyone to have a hot three-way with her and her long lost twin sister. Fast forward to a few glasses of wine, things are just starting to get serious when, oh no. Disaster strikes. Scarlet exclaims, "Way to go gunslinger" and kicks Treygreen out of the sex dungeon forever.

Why is there a dungeon?


Scarlett is a freak, apparently.
 
2012-10-01 09:47:11 PM  

RogermcAllen: Treygreen13: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: I wanna be a guru of something

fark that, I want somebody to call me a gunslinger the next time I do anything.

Wish granted:

Treygreen is walking down the street where he is stopped by Scarlet Johansson. She is crying because she can't find anyone to have a hot three-way with her and her long lost twin sister. Fast forward to a few glasses of wine, things are just starting to get serious when, oh no. Disaster strikes. Scarlet exclaims, "Way to go gunslinger" and kicks Treygreen out of the sex dungeon forever.


"But I was just being a kid out there, having fun..."
 
2012-10-01 09:47:26 PM  

nvmac: Why is there a dungeon?


Scarlet is a bad bad girl.
 
2012-10-01 09:47:35 PM  
Ernest Hemingway is a BofA customer, I did not know that
 
2012-10-01 09:47:37 PM  

nvmac: Hobodeluxe: refs missing a lot of holding calls. one was a tackle right in front of the ref by on offensive lineman.

He laid right on top of him.

/kinky


On the play before the Witten catch it was really blatant. RG pulled the guy down with both hands.

Hard to miss that call...in the middle of the line.
 
2012-10-01 09:47:43 PM  
So are there any football breaks during this commercial marathon?
 
2012-10-01 09:47:52 PM  
Jon, call him anything but a gunslinger please!
 
2012-10-01 09:48:27 PM  
Oh. My. God.

Ladies and gentlemen, bear witness.
You just saw Tony Romo throw a ball away.
 
2012-10-01 09:48:31 PM  
call holding goddammit!!
 
2012-10-01 09:49:09 PM  
Romo making bad scrambling decisions again.
 
2012-10-01 09:49:10 PM  
Mild Autism actually caught one without getting concussed?

*feels faint
 
2012-10-01 09:49:28 PM  

Treygreen13: Oh. My. God.

Ladies and gentlemen, bear witness.
You just saw Tony Romo throw a ball away.


Actually (to beat a dead horse) that was toward Dez Bryant
 
2012-10-01 09:49:28 PM  
Wootton was molested on that play on the right end.

The Ref isn't calling any OL holding tonight.
 
2012-10-01 09:49:40 PM  
Miles 'strong, powerful legs' Austin for another catch.

/thanks Chris Collingsworth
 
2012-10-01 09:49:50 PM  

xaks: Mild Autism actually caught one


ROFL
 
2012-10-01 09:50:14 PM  
Whoa, thought Romo was done for there.
 
2012-10-01 09:50:16 PM  
that should've been a sack
 
2012-10-01 09:50:33 PM  
Well that was a something.
 
2012-10-01 09:50:33 PM  
More poor scrambling. What is up with this Romo guy?
 
2012-10-01 09:50:50 PM  

xaks: Mild Autism actually caught one without getting concussed?

*feels faint


I'm more surprised his hamstring stayed intact.
 
2012-10-01 09:50:51 PM  
So, the Cowboys get a free pass on holding on this drive I see.
 
2012-10-01 09:50:51 PM  
Romo almost tackled himself there, must be a bad scrambling decision there
 
2012-10-01 09:51:24 PM  
that's bs. wrap him up def you had him. and now you stop the clock
 
2012-10-01 09:51:32 PM  
I'd love to see another picksix for chicago here
 
2012-10-01 09:51:49 PM  
If not for the holding every down Romo would be in ICU.
 
2012-10-01 09:51:53 PM  
TD Dallas
 
2012-10-01 09:51:56 PM  
Much better. 10-7 at half isn't so bad.
 
2012-10-01 09:52:03 PM  
Son of a biatch.
 
2012-10-01 09:52:05 PM  
Touchdown Dallas!!!
 
2012-10-01 09:52:08 PM  
goddamnitsomuch.jpg
 
2012-10-01 09:52:15 PM  
GASP! Cowboys of Moo Mesa made a TD!
 
2012-10-01 09:52:15 PM  
Romo needs to be in hurry up offense the whole time. The more time he has at the line, the more he farks it up with his audibles.
 
2012-10-01 09:52:23 PM  
Peppers hurt touchdown datass
 
2012-10-01 09:52:23 PM  

Linkster: If not for the holding every down Romo would be in ICU.


True that. Although he would have been dead 5 years ago.
 
2012-10-01 09:52:33 PM  
They're shiatty.

/not aimed at either team
 
2012-10-01 09:52:55 PM  
Nice pass.
 
2012-10-01 09:53:00 PM  

ddam: Romo needs to be in hurry up offense the whole time. The more time he has at the line, the more he farks it up with his audibles.


The Cowboys playbook is handed out every season, and they just give Tony Romo a copy of NFL Blitz.
 
2012-10-01 09:53:01 PM  

ZMugg: JosephFinn: I swear to god, if Gruden says "gunslinger" one more time...

Calling 'Shennanigans', are we?


LOLLYGAGGERS!
 
2012-10-01 09:53:07 PM  

4NSpy: Much better. 10-7 at half isn't so bad.


Just for that Hester is about to return the kick.
 
2012-10-01 09:53:17 PM  
TOUCHDOWN
www.toonarific.com
 
2012-10-01 09:53:42 PM  

Treygreen13: Linkster: If not for the holding every down Romo would be in ICU.

True that. Although he would have been dead 5 years ago.


True Dat!
 
2012-10-01 09:54:05 PM  
OK, had Marshall-Gould-Austin tonight, I have enough pts to win my game this week.... so, no more for Austin or the boys, go Bears.
 
2012-10-01 09:54:06 PM  

poughdrew: So, the Cowboys get a free pass on holding on this drive I see.


If they let it go both ways...

Both teams will adjust. I thought the scabs called it too much for my blood...but the Wootten hold was so egregious...I thought that one should have been called.
 
2012-10-01 09:54:09 PM  
We want to talk about Romo for a minute....

What the hell have they been doing?
 
2012-10-01 09:54:11 PM  
Romo made a hot dump on Austin?
 
2012-10-01 09:54:19 PM  
Gruden has the facial expression of a baby that just farted in the tub.
 
2012-10-01 09:54:22 PM  
"Some of the greatest announcers of all time, and now I'm wrecking it." - Jon Gruden
 
2012-10-01 09:54:27 PM  
Halftime. Going to go make dinner. Hope to be back before the second half.
 
2012-10-01 09:54:30 PM  

Treygreen13: Dammit.


Yes. Dammit.
 
2012-10-01 09:54:55 PM  
And yes, he did just say, "You wouldn't let them be the colored guy."
 
2012-10-01 09:55:04 PM  
Torico's 100th show? Meh.
 
2012-10-01 09:55:05 PM  
And halftime. Bears up 10-7. And Little Mike Tirico is adorable.
 
2012-10-01 09:55:27 PM  

Crudbucket: And yes, he did just say, "You wouldn't let them be the colored guy."


Haha, yea. I thought that was a bit absurd too.
 
2012-10-01 09:55:32 PM  
Gruden's fake enthusiasm is ridiculous.

His "best ever" list is 50 miles long.
 
2012-10-01 09:55:36 PM  
Heaven forbid we stop watching Gruden and watch some foosball. It is just the kneeldown, but Jesus Christ Tap Dancing on a Cracker, make him stop. We must stop Gruden. We must stop him now!
 
2012-10-01 09:56:11 PM  
Chucky needs to take it easy on the booze, all jacked up.
 
2012-10-01 09:56:22 PM  
And now I'm going to get started on the first River Song episode of Doctor Who. I've got a long way to go to catch up by Christmas. NO SPOILERS, DI (or others)!
 
2012-10-01 09:56:28 PM  
One bullet

Cris, Buck or Gruden?
 
2012-10-01 09:56:46 PM  

Sunrazor: Heaven forbid we stop watching Gruden and watch some foosball. It is just the kneeldown, but Jesus Christ Tap Dancing on a Cracker, make him stop. We must stop Gruden. We must stop him now!


So, where do we meet and who is bringing the hot tar?
 
2012-10-01 09:56:47 PM  
Jon gruden is farking horrible, he thinks charisma is a good substitute for brains.
 
2012-10-01 09:56:50 PM  

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Ernest Hemingway is a BofA customer, I did not know that


Explains why he ate a shotgun
 
2012-10-01 09:57:02 PM  

Sunrazor: Heaven forbid we stop watching Gruden and watch some foosball. It is just the kneeldown, but Jesus Christ Tap Dancing on a Cracker, make him stop. We must stop Gruden. We must stop him now!


You want to watch football, buy a ticket. ESPN shows what ESPN wants to show.
 
2012-10-01 09:57:04 PM  

eddievercetti: One bullet

Cris, Buck or Gruden?


Buck
The answer is always Buck
 
2012-10-01 09:57:16 PM  

eddievercetti: One bullet

Cris, Buck or Gruden?


shoepisser by a mile
 
2012-10-01 09:57:24 PM  
"could've used you last week" - A Rodg
 
2012-10-01 09:57:40 PM  

Coach_J: Gruden's fake enthusiasm is ridiculous.

His "best ever" list is 50 miles long.


He took sincerity lessons from Sammy Davis Jr.
 
2012-10-01 09:57:44 PM  

eddievercetti: One bullet

Cris, Buck or Gruden?


Can we line them up and get them all like in the Indiana Jones movie?
 
2012-10-01 09:58:01 PM  

eddievercetti: One bullet

Cris, Buck or Gruden?


I'll take "what is a single file line for 500" Alex.
 
2012-10-01 09:58:09 PM  

eddievercetti: One bullet

Cris, Buck or Gruden?


Buck.

Then use the empty gun to whip the body into ribbons.

(LOL at the sounds: Rodgers shaking the refs hand and going "We coulda used you last week)
 
2012-10-01 09:58:20 PM  

eddievercetti: One bullet

Cris, Buck or Gruden?


Shoot buck and pistol whip Gruden to death. Make Collinsworth watch.
 
2012-10-01 09:58:21 PM  

eddievercetti: One bullet

Cris, Buck or Gruden?


Can I have Buck stand behind Gruden?
 
2012-10-01 09:58:49 PM  
Cheeseburgers for everyone!
 
2012-10-01 09:59:37 PM  

Crudbucket: eddievercetti: One bullet

Cris, Buck or Gruden?

Shoot buck and pistol whip Gruden to death. Make Collinsworth watch.


I think Collinsworth would be masterbating openly by the halfway point of part 2, there.
 
2012-10-01 10:00:07 PM  
Man, I hope some stupid team offers Gruden a job to pull him off of these games.
 
2012-10-01 10:00:16 PM  

Coach_J: I'll take "what is a single file line for 500" Alex.


Adolf Oliver Nipples: Can we line them up and get them all like in the Indiana Jones movie?


Bullet is a small caliber, enough to kill 1 man.
 
2012-10-01 10:00:22 PM  

eddievercetti: One bullet

Cris, Buck or Gruden?


Line em up and take out two then hope at least one is left a vegetable.
 
2012-10-01 10:01:07 PM  
Man of faith? Where's your god now?
 
2012-10-01 10:01:26 PM  

eddievercetti: Coach_J: I'll take "what is a single file line for 500" Alex.

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Can we line them up and get them all like in the Indiana Jones movie?

Bullet is a small caliber, enough to kill 1 man.


That aint right. I'm using my pistola, not yours.
 
2012-10-01 10:01:30 PM  

eddievercetti: Coach_J: I'll take "what is a single file line for 500" Alex.

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Can we line them up and get them all like in the Indiana Jones movie?

Bullet is a small caliber, enough to kill 1 man.


I want to change my answer then. Joe Buck is a monster, not a man.
 
2012-10-01 10:01:47 PM  
WHAR THE BOOBIES!

WHAR!!!~
 
2012-10-01 10:02:17 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Man of faith? Where's your god now?


Well it is a curable kind of leukemia, so I guess he's right there.....
 
2012-10-01 10:02:24 PM  

Crudbucket: eddievercetti: Coach_J: I'll take "what is a single file line for 500" Alex.

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Can we line them up and get them all like in the Indiana Jones movie?

Bullet is a small caliber, enough to kill 1 man.

I want to change my answer then. Joe Buck is a monster, not a man.


You're right! That bullet better be silver.
 
2012-10-01 10:03:08 PM  

steamingpile: Primitive Screwhead: Man of faith? Where's your god now?

Well it is a curable kind of leukemia, so I guess he's right there.....


Touché
 
2012-10-01 10:03:13 PM  

steamingpile: eddievercetti: One bullet

Cris, Buck or Gruden?

Line em up and take out two then hope at least one is left a vegetable.


How would you tell?
 
2012-10-01 10:03:50 PM  

nvmac: WHAR THE BOOBIES!

WHAR!!!~


imageshack.us

Old reliable, sitting in the shotgun chair.
 
2012-10-01 10:03:54 PM  
Tebow by popular demand!
 
2012-10-01 10:04:09 PM  

nvmac: WHAR THE BOOBIES!

WHAR!!!~


NSFL
 
2012-10-01 10:04:14 PM  
Awesome ESPN poll there, please Rex Ryan do it, bench sanchez for Tebow
 
2012-10-01 10:04:15 PM  
Bread, beer, wine, or soda.
 
2012-10-01 10:04:30 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: nvmac: WHAR THE BOOBIES!

WHAR!!!~

[imageshack.us image 500x716]

Old reliable, sitting in the shotgun chair.


She never fails to impress.

You just can't take your eyes off of them....
 
2012-10-01 10:04:34 PM  

nvmac: WHAR THE BOOBIES!

WHAR!!!~


thatdarkkidkevin.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-01 10:04:39 PM  
I did have Tebow by Week 5.
 
2012-10-01 10:04:44 PM  

eddievercetti: Coach_J: I'll take "what is a single file line for 500" Alex.

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Can we line them up and get them all like in the Indiana Jones movie?

Bullet is a small caliber, enough to kill 1 man.


Even a .22 can take out at least two, I would stagger them then using your rules to put a nice size hole in the jugular of all 3 then watch them bleed out slowly.......
 
2012-10-01 10:04:47 PM  
If Dallas can't be Chicago they will have a losing season. This is actually one of their easier games of the year, brutal schedule.
 
2012-10-01 10:05:02 PM  

mikaloyd: nvmac: WHAR THE BOOBIES!

WHAR!!!~

NSFL


What the fark...
 
2012-10-01 10:05:13 PM  

there their theyre: Awesome ESPN poll there, please Rex Ryan do it, bench sanchez for Tebow


Please please please
 
2012-10-01 10:05:25 PM  
*beat.
 
2012-10-01 10:05:41 PM  

mikaloyd: nvmac: WHAR THE BOOBIES!

WHAR!!!~

NSFL


OH HOLY MOTHER OF....

/gawd
 
2012-10-01 10:05:51 PM  

Intel154: there their theyre: Awesome ESPN poll there, please Rex Ryan do it, bench sanchez for Tebow

Please please please


DOOO IIIT! Do it! Do it do it do it!
 
2012-10-01 10:06:09 PM  

there their theyre: Awesome ESPN poll there, please Rex Ryan do it, bench sanchez for Tebow


I don't care about the J-E-S-T one way or another personally, but since I moved to Florida 14 years ago, their fans have made me dislike them vehemently.

I'm LOVING seeing that bunch implode now. I actually stood up and applauded when they traded for TeBlow.
 
2012-10-01 10:06:20 PM  

seventypercent: Bread, beer, wine, or soda.


No Way Grandma, Get my beer NOW!
 
2012-10-01 10:06:25 PM  

eddievercetti: Coach_J: I'll take "what is a single file line for 500" Alex.

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Can we line them up and get them all like in the Indiana Jones movie?

Bullet is a small caliber, enough to kill 1 man.


In that case I'd go with Buck.

But technically Buck isn't a man...he's a soul-sucking demonic god of douchyness and ego...so the bullet has to made of Donald Trump hair.

Or silver.
 
2012-10-01 10:06:42 PM  

there their theyre: mikaloyd: nvmac: WHAR THE BOOBIES!

WHAR!!!~

NSFL

What the fark...


I SAID NSFL
 
2012-10-01 10:06:47 PM  

mikaloyd: nvmac: WHAR THE BOOBIES!

WHAR!!!~

NSFL


i258.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 10:07:19 PM  
GUNSLINGER... everyone drink!
 
2012-10-01 10:07:22 PM  

Intel154: there their theyre: Awesome ESPN poll there, please Rex Ryan do it, bench sanchez for Tebow

Please please please


Y'all act like they could do much worse, they didn't score at all Sunday.
 
2012-10-01 10:07:40 PM  

nvmac: Lt. Cheese Weasel: nvmac: WHAR THE BOOBIES!

WHAR!!!~

[imageshack.us image 500x716]

Old reliable, sitting in the shotgun chair.

She never fails to impress.

You just can't take your eyes off of them....


imageshack.us

Well....
 
2012-10-01 10:08:13 PM  

mikaloyd: there their theyre: mikaloyd: nvmac: WHAR THE BOOBIES!

WHAR!!!~

NSFL

What the fark...

I SAID NSFL


I was expecting some fat cow of a women, maybe with some leaky nipple infection. But that, that is just wrong
 
2012-10-01 10:08:18 PM  
Was Gruden channelling HeeHaw?

Make him stop.
 
2012-10-01 10:08:39 PM  

dletter: OK, had Marshall-Gould-Austin tonight, I have enough pts to win my game this week.... so, no more for Austin or the boys, go Bears.


I was down 16 before the Eagles game last night, had Alex Henery for 13 points in the Eagles game and have Marshal and Ogletree tonight so I'm just over the hump and winning this week.
 
2012-10-01 10:08:46 PM  
Okay, shut up everyone. Game's back.
 
2012-10-01 10:08:55 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: nvmac: Lt. Cheese Weasel: nvmac: WHAR THE BOOBIES!

WHAR!!!~

[imageshack.us image 500x716]

Old reliable, sitting in the shotgun chair.

She never fails to impress.

You just can't take your eyes off of them....

[imageshack.us image 680x1191]

Well....


...
dscdaily.com
 
2012-10-01 10:08:58 PM  
i36.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-01 10:08:58 PM  
kickitaHester
 
2012-10-01 10:08:59 PM  
LeBron James should tweet that Gruden is an "insufferable douchecanoe". Do you think they'd show that one?
 
2012-10-01 10:09:17 PM  

mikaloyd: nvmac: WHAR THE BOOBIES!

WHAR!!!~

NSFL


I hate you.
 
2012-10-01 10:09:20 PM  
So who's the guy who thinks he's Don Meredith?
 
2012-10-01 10:09:53 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: nvmac: WHAR THE BOOBIES!

WHAR!!!~

[imageshack.us image 500x716]

Old reliable, sitting in the shotgun chair.


Every time I see her, I just fast forward 20 years and then I feel sad.
Those are going to be some atrocious boobs in the future.
 
2012-10-01 10:10:50 PM  

Treygreen13: Lt. Cheese Weasel: nvmac: WHAR THE BOOBIES!

WHAR!!!~

[imageshack.us image 500x716]

Old reliable, sitting in the shotgun chair.

Every time I see her, I just fast forward 20 years and then I feel sad.
Those are going to be some atrocious boobs kneecap warmers in the future.


FTFY
 
2012-10-01 10:11:26 PM  
First down, Chicago to the Dallas 43
 
2012-10-01 10:11:34 PM  
God damn where is this "bad Bears O-Line" we've been hearing about? Cutler has all day.
 
2012-10-01 10:12:05 PM  
Does Sensabaugh *always* look like someone *just now* teleported a cup of ice-cold tuna salad into his jock?
 
2012-10-01 10:12:09 PM  

xaks: Treygreen13: Lt. Cheese Weasel: nvmac: WHAR THE BOOBIES!

WHAR!!!~

[imageshack.us image 500x716]

Old reliable, sitting in the shotgun chair.

Every time I see her, I just fast forward 20 years and then I feel sad.
Those are going to be some atrocious boobs kneecap warmers in the future.

FTFY


You're right. She's in her prime and they're about to touch her belly button.
 
2012-10-01 10:12:10 PM  
Cutler is sick accurate so far.
 
2012-10-01 10:12:42 PM  
LOL

Hester ftw
 
2012-10-01 10:12:49 PM  
Dagron TD, Emo Kid!
 
2012-10-01 10:12:50 PM  
TOUCHDOWN CHICAGO! BANG!
 
2012-10-01 10:12:53 PM  
That was a nice play.
 
2012-10-01 10:12:53 PM  
Dragon unleashed
 
2012-10-01 10:12:54 PM  
Boom. Touchdown da Bears.
 
2012-10-01 10:12:54 PM  
Did the Bears get a new QB and didn't had time to change the jersey?

DA BEARS TD
 
2012-10-01 10:13:00 PM  
Hesterical!
 
2012-10-01 10:13:02 PM  
CUTLER TOUCHDOWN

WTF IS THIS GUY'S PROBLEM

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-01 10:13:04 PM  
dragon!
 
2012-10-01 10:13:07 PM  
Hester! TD! Go BEARS!
 
2012-10-01 10:13:13 PM  
BOOOOOOOOOOOO

Claiborne got buuuuuurned. I mean, it's Hester, so if somebody is going to burn you Hester is probably the guy you want to do it.

But still, burned.
 
2012-10-01 10:13:26 PM  
TD Hester! Woot!
17-7 Bears

/surprised he caught it
 
2012-10-01 10:13:27 PM  
HESTER! Goddamn that was a fine drive. Cutler didn't even get knocked down.
 
2012-10-01 10:13:33 PM  
Cutler threw that before he was out of his break...that was ridiculous.
 
2012-10-01 10:13:38 PM  
Or was it..
 
2012-10-01 10:13:46 PM  
Whoa! good Cutler showed up tonight.
 
2012-10-01 10:13:55 PM  

libranoelrose: Or was it..


DUN DUN DUN!
 
2012-10-01 10:13:56 PM  
Nice TD Hester, I think.
 
2012-10-01 10:14:12 PM  
Cutler Dragon!!!
 
2012-10-01 10:14:17 PM  
Not a TD, ball hit the ground still not under control.
 
2012-10-01 10:14:33 PM  
It saddens me that Cutler is better than Alex Smith.

Certainly for the deep ball alone. That pass was sick.
 
2012-10-01 10:14:46 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Not a TD, ball hit the ground still not under control.


I doubt they overturn it.
 
2012-10-01 10:15:07 PM  
Where did the smoking Jay Cutler meme come from? Because it's pretty funny when he's shredding a team.
 
2012-10-01 10:15:12 PM  

Treygreen13: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Not a TD, ball hit the ground still not under control.

I doubt they overturn it.


fingers were under it the entire time, I thought.
 
2012-10-01 10:15:33 PM  
I keep forgetting the name of te chick with the big cans wearing the blue mini. Anyone remember offhand?
 
2012-10-01 10:15:59 PM  

Treygreen13: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Not a TD, ball hit the ground still not under control.

I doubt they overturn it.


This. I don't see the incredible evidence to overturn
 
2012-10-01 10:16:34 PM  
In a recent press conference, ESPN president John Skipper announced: "We have been deluged by requests to replace Jon Gruden with somebody less annoying. In response to these requests, we are delighted to announce that starting in 2013, MNF's color commentary will be provided by Fran Drescher, Rosie Perez, and a car alarm."
 
2012-10-01 10:16:36 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: I keep forgetting the name of te chick with the big cans wearing the blue mini. Anyone remember offhand?


Mandy something.
 
2012-10-01 10:16:37 PM  

Treygreen13: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Not a TD, ball hit the ground still not under control.

I doubt they overturn it.


He had control.
 
2012-10-01 10:16:52 PM  
Boom, official TD. Replacement refs probably would have ruled it an interception.
 
2012-10-01 10:16:56 PM  
17-7 Chicago, 11:54 3rd
 
2012-10-01 10:17:00 PM  
Yep. Looks like he has control by the time it touches the ground.
 
2012-10-01 10:17:12 PM  

seventypercent: In a recent press conference, ESPN president John Skipper announced: "We have been deluged by requests to replace Jon Gruden with somebody less annoying. In response to these requests, we are delighted to announce that starting in 2013, MNF's color commentary will be provided by Fran Drescher, Rosie Perez, and a car alarm."


LOL
 
2012-10-01 10:17:42 PM  
To anyone who watched the Packers game, how the fark is the catch when the ball hits the ground called with any goddamn consistency? Because right now there is absolutely none even with real refs
 
2012-10-01 10:17:46 PM  
Bears wish the scabs were back
 
2012-10-01 10:18:34 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Yep. Looks like he has control by the time it touches the ground.


and he was smart enough to stand up holding the ball instead of throwing it in celebration of a great catch.
 
2012-10-01 10:19:10 PM  

Sargun: Treygreen13: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Not a TD, ball hit the ground still not under control.

I doubt they overturn it.

He had control.


I'd be upset if they did. The Cowboys D just got shredded on the drive. No reason to expect it to be overturned.
 
2012-10-01 10:19:26 PM  
GUNSLINGER.

/drink
 
2012-10-01 10:19:27 PM  
Double GUNSLINGER. Two shots, everyone!
 
2012-10-01 10:19:35 PM  
gunslinger x2
 
2012-10-01 10:19:38 PM  
Gunslinger!
 
2012-10-01 10:19:47 PM  
GUNSLINGER, drink
 
2012-10-01 10:20:10 PM  

mikaloyd: Whoa! good Cutler showed up tonight.


Cutler's effectiveness is directly tied to how many times he gets hit early. The Cowboys didn't knock him down much in the first half, so he's looking competent.
 
2012-10-01 10:20:10 PM  
Double Gunslinger, DRINKx2
 
2012-10-01 10:20:41 PM  
Good job running backwards Ogletree
 
2012-10-01 10:20:54 PM  
People it's ok to facemask: Kevin Ogletree
 
2012-10-01 10:20:54 PM  
Nice 15 yard run for -1 yards
 
2012-10-01 10:20:59 PM  

thecpt: To anyone who watched the Packers game, how the fark is the catch when the ball hits the ground called with any goddamn consistency? Because right now there is absolutely none even with real refs


The rule is it can hit the ground if its controlled.

The explanation from the Pack game was that there wasn't control.

Not defending the call...but that was what was talked about afterwards.
 
2012-10-01 10:21:02 PM  

degenerate-afro: Good job running backwards Ogletree


lol THIS
 
2012-10-01 10:21:22 PM  
Had to check the DVR to make sure: It was the index finger
 
2012-10-01 10:21:43 PM  
SHUT UP JON!
 
2012-10-01 10:21:44 PM  
Another scrambling error. This guy is just awful.
 
2012-10-01 10:22:06 PM  
Holy crap, Dez caught more than one in this game, without a penalty!

*swoon
 
2012-10-01 10:22:08 PM  

Treygreen13: Another scrambling error. This guy is just awful.


Okay, we get it.

(Still funny, though.)
 
2012-10-01 10:22:11 PM  
Pop quiz time...who has Romo thrown the most touchdowns to?
 
2012-10-01 10:22:18 PM  
Dez "Anita" Bryant wide open
 
2012-10-01 10:22:22 PM  
We've replaced this game with .. a shootout.
 
2012-10-01 10:22:32 PM  

there their theyre: Pop quiz time...who has Romo thrown the most touchdowns to?


The field
 
2012-10-01 10:22:33 PM  
What ingredients would be in a Gunslinger cocktail?
 
2012-10-01 10:22:36 PM  
Dez just took out a cheerleader. Blonde hair is everywhere.
 
2012-10-01 10:22:41 PM  
OOP, took out a cheerleader.

WOMAN BEATER!
 
2012-10-01 10:22:44 PM  

there their theyre: Pop quiz time...who has Romo thrown the most touchdowns to?


The Giants?
 
2012-10-01 10:22:55 PM  
took out a cheerleader on that tackle
 
2012-10-01 10:22:59 PM  
WTF happened to the Bears pass rush this drive?
 
2012-10-01 10:23:00 PM  

poughdrew: We've replaced this game with .. a shootout.


Between two GUNSLINGERS.

/yeehaw