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(The Hollywood Reporter)   The Good: Tom Cruise to die repeatedly in next film.. Bonus: Emily Blunt.. Obvious: the plot gives you deja vu.. Fark: Groundhog Day with aliens   (hollywoodreporter.com ) divider line
    More: Stupid, Tom Cruise, Doug Liman, Emily Blunt, Groundhog Day, Legendary Pictures, alien races, theaters  
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2012-10-01 01:32:03 PM  
2 votes:
Before Groundhog Day there was 12:01 PM
2012-10-01 02:04:59 PM  
1 vote:
Halfway through the Last Samurai I started rooting for technology to overthrow the smug samurai bastards and their honorable feudalistic system. There's gotta be something really satisfying meeting your peasant ancestors in the afterlife and telling them you put a bullet through the face of one of those exploitative coonts.
2012-10-01 01:03:59 PM  
1 vote:

thismomentinblackhistory: This might be the perfect Cruise movie.


Only if he has an on set experience similar to Brandon Lee.
2012-10-01 12:45:45 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-01 12:28:29 PM  
1 vote:

SockMonkeyHolocaust: A guy I know has been asked to attend a casting for this, but he doesn't know if he's going to go. No big deal. You know?


Weird! I know a guy who knows a guy that has been asked to attend a casting for this, but he doesn't know if he's going to go. 

Also, I bet if they literally titled this film "Tom Cruise Dies Several Times", it would end up the top grossing film of 2014 (if that's indeed when it is slated to come out).
2012-10-01 09:49:17 AM  
1 vote:

Mugato: Collateral's the only movie I can think of where Cruise dies (spoiler). Didn't see Valkyrie so I don't know if he dies in that.


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2012-10-01 09:23:56 AM  
1 vote:
Collateral's the only movie I can think of where Cruise dies (spoiler). Didn't see Valkyrie so I don't know if he dies in that.
 
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