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(YouTube) Video How to properly eat a cupcake. Yes, you've been doing it wrong (bonus: music by Vivaldi)   (youtube.com) divider line 26
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2012-10-01 05:17:55 AM  
One bite.
 
2012-10-01 05:35:07 AM  
Lick the icing off, throw out the rest. That way you don't even have to take it out of the paper wrapper.
 
2012-10-01 07:42:03 AM  

doglover: One bite.


Yeah, I was kinda hoping for an epic face mashing set to this.

/That crazy clam costume also preferable, but not required.
 
2012-10-01 08:01:29 AM  
I had no idea I ate cupcakes like a gentleman!

/have a friend who uses a knife and fork for cupcakes
//makes me crazy
 
2012-10-01 08:07:59 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I had no idea I ate cupcakes like a gentleman!

/have a friend who uses a knife and fork for cupcakes
//makes me crazy


It's all the joys of cake, with all the joys of having no way to eat it. I applause they person who eats cake with a fork. A cupcake was invented by mothers who didn't want to tell billy that, yes, johnny received the same amount of desert as you did.
 
2012-10-01 08:22:26 AM  
My method was pretty close. I tear off the cakey bottom and eat that separately, basically the Oreo technique.
 
2012-10-01 08:59:44 AM  
Due to a music class I had in college years ago, I have since referred to Antonio Vivaldi as "Big Tony".
 
2012-10-01 09:00:06 AM  
Cute guy, eh? :)


Real Women Drink Akvavit: I had no idea I ate cupcakes like a gentleman!

/have a friend who uses a knife and fork for cupcakes
//makes me crazy


Heh...IIRC, Virginia Tech had an administrator who would hobnob with important folks at football games, but she'd eat her hot dog with a knife and fork at the events.
 
2012-10-01 09:43:32 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Lick the icing off, throw out the rest. That way you don't even have to take it out of the paper wrapper.



Hoooooooooork.

Icing is disgusting.
 
2012-10-01 10:43:41 AM  
Now show me how to eat it like a slut.
 
2012-10-01 11:22:23 AM  
Step one, don't wear a beadazzled tank top.
 
2012-10-01 11:23:07 AM  

petuniapup: Cute guy, eh? :)


Real Women Drink Akvavit: I had no idea I ate cupcakes like a gentleman!

/have a friend who uses a knife and fork for cupcakes
//makes me crazy

Heh...IIRC, Virginia Tech had an administrator who would hobnob with important folks at football games, but she'd eat her hot dog with a knife and fork at the events.

 

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2012-10-01 11:25:21 AM  
Not the type of cupcake I was thinking of
 
2012-10-01 11:25:43 AM  
Step one: Blend cupcake with ice and milk on high.
Step two: Pour and drink through straw.
 
2012-10-01 11:32:18 AM  

URAPNIS: ArcadianRefugee: Lick the icing off, throw out the rest. That way you don't even have to take it out of the paper wrapper.


Hoooooooooork.

Icing is disgusting.


It is, but the only reason I ever eat a cupcake is to satisfy my semi-annual sweet tooth.
 
2012-10-01 12:02:54 PM  
I guess I'm lucky enough to have a jaw capable of opening more than 1 inch.
 
2012-10-01 03:55:21 PM  
There are two things you should never worry about eating like a gentleman. Cupcakes and pussy.
 
2012-10-01 04:17:29 PM  
Some people like cupcakes exclusively.....I for one care less for them....

/presently scooping up an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants with an oversize chrome spoon and arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing anointment untencil....
 
2012-10-01 04:36:27 PM  
Gentlemen do not wear tank-tops while trying to teach others proper table etiquette.
 
2012-10-01 05:54:01 PM  

RussianPooper: petuniapup: Cute guy, eh? :)


Real Women Drink Akvavit: I had no idea I ate cupcakes like a gentleman!

/have a friend who uses a knife and fork for cupcakes
//makes me crazy

Heh...IIRC, Virginia Tech had an administrator who would hobnob with important folks at football games, but she'd eat her hot dog with a knife and fork at the events. 

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Jason Alexander isn't really someone who comes to mind when I think "cute guy"...oh, er... huh. I see. ;)
 
2012-10-01 06:19:35 PM  
I've found that the best way to deal with a cupcake is to gently remove the liner, open your window, toss that motherfarker out and go get a real cake.
 
2012-10-01 07:04:21 PM  
Cupcakes cause flashbacks
 
2012-10-02 12:31:00 AM  
A few days ago my office had a key policy meeting hosted by an outside vendor, who brought along these ginormous, fluffy cupcakes. Each one had about 3 inches of frosting on a 2 inch tall cupcake. I proceeded to take mine and make every single person in the room extremely self-conscious by thoroughly licking off all of the frosting before eating the cake. I went to town on that sucker.

Shortest meeting we've had all year.
 
2012-10-02 04:19:09 AM  
Well that's a minute of my life I'm not getting back.
 
2012-10-02 04:42:00 PM  
http://quickmeme.com/Munchies-Kid/?upcoming

That is all.
 
2012-10-02 04:42:57 PM  

Mr. Cat Poop: There are two things you should never worry about eating like a gentleman. Cupcakes and pussy.


And I'm all out of cupcakes.
 
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