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2012-10-01 04:42:07 AM  
shiiiiiiiiiiiii. that was a good size black bear. i don't know if i would have even thought about trying that.
 
2012-10-01 04:50:39 AM  

182: shiiiiiiiiiiiii. that was a good size black bear. i don't know if i would have even thought about trying that.


Black bears are just like humans or raccoons or any other reasonable critter.

You make some loud noise, they'll usually avoid ya. Not sayin' charge is a good idea, but yelling and hollerin' and bangin' on a drum or shootin' a gun into the air (rural only) will have the same effect on them as you, usually.

They don't have doctors, advil, or health insurance. They don't like to scrap.
 
2012-10-01 04:51:50 AM  
Now grizzlies... they're a bit different. And polar bears? The males will even eat females if they're hungry. Talk about farked up. Those are your fightin' bears. Stay clear and stay alive.
 
2012-10-01 04:52:27 AM  
You don't even want to know about der gummi barren. Just don't ask.
 
2012-10-01 04:59:07 AM  
That bear looked hesitant to begin with. I would want to make it a pet...I'm sure there's nothing wrong with that idea.
 
2012-10-01 06:20:32 AM  

Frederick: That bear looked hesitant to begin with. I would want to make it a pet...I'm sure there's nothing wrong with that idea.


It may well have been a pet. This was totally staged.
 
2012-10-01 06:25:52 AM  

doglover: You don't even want to know about der gummi barren. Just don't ask.


Keep them off the juice and you should be ok...
 
2012-10-01 06:30:18 AM  

Frederick: That bear looked hesitant to begin with.


Yep.. big pause.
 
2012-10-01 06:30:26 AM  
Enormous cut at 0:25.
 
2012-10-01 06:59:48 AM  

Sique: Frederick: That bear looked hesitant to begin with.

Yep.. big pause

paws.
 
2012-10-01 07:03:47 AM  
That's the sound my mother used to make instead of talking or in any way communicating with people.
 
2012-10-01 07:40:34 AM  
He don't need her war machines. He don't need her ghetto scenes.
 
2012-10-01 08:01:10 AM  
Most people who live near bears do something like that. The only surprise is that the bear didn't take off even faster, as it knew it trespassing.

That was a pretty backyard.. I'd want to walk around and check it out too.

My sister works for the agency up in northern WI that deals with bears. The worst part of her job is when some little old lady starts feeding a bear to make it a pet and then they have to go in to destroy it (the bear, not the little old lady). She gets soooo mad talking about those little old lady bear feeders.
 
2012-10-01 09:09:43 AM  

doglover: You don't even want to know about der gummi barren. Just don't ask.


die gummi Baeren.
 
2012-10-01 09:21:33 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Frederick: That bear looked hesitant to begin with. I would want to make it a pet...I'm sure there's nothing wrong with that idea.

It may well have been a pet. This was totally staged.


Not staged so much as something that probably happens on a regular basis. The bear was headed for the bird feeder and the woman shouting was probably pissed off at replacing it every time a bear rips it down for the suet.
 
2012-10-01 09:29:22 AM  
Of course they're afraid of women.

www.pridewest.co.uk
 
2012-10-01 09:30:44 AM  
Apparently she finds his antics unbearable.
 
2012-10-01 09:36:17 AM  
Did ya see the size of her? She'd have scared me off too!

/the woman, not the bear
 
2012-10-01 10:19:17 AM  
This is also how my Mother-In-Law runs me off the deck after I've had a few beers and she's exhausted the box-wine in the fridge. My wife just points and laughs.
 
2012-10-01 10:33:32 AM  
I hit one of those with a honda civic at about 65 mph.

Its was grizzly (the scene, not the bear).
 
2012-10-01 11:23:22 AM  
my guess is the bear was smelling the bbq grill. keep the grill clean and no more bear unless it gets super hungry and goes for your covered garbage cans or food inside the house. they wanted rural and nature . they got it.
 
2012-10-01 12:02:38 PM  
Lol, my reaction to a black bear on my porch would be about the same. "Aw HELL naw, you're not gettin' near my house! Run along, bahr!"
 
2012-10-01 12:26:52 PM  
Seems like a mellow enough bear.
 
2012-10-01 01:00:18 PM  
So we finally get to see Howard Walowitz's mother. (Big bang theory for those that don't know)
 
2012-10-01 02:27:47 PM  
This is still my favorite black bear video. I love the WTF look on the bear's face when the guy calls out to it.
 
2012-10-01 03:27:20 PM  
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
 
2012-10-01 07:42:33 PM  
The apparent steady cam that follows the bear makes it smell more like a set-up than a BBQ to me.
 
2012-10-01 08:04:57 PM  

BTing: The apparent steady cam that follows the bear makes it smell more like a set-up than a BBQ to me.


to my eye looks more like post processed image stabilization than a steady-cam, i ain't no expert tho. just sayin that's sorta how my phone shots look when i run them through it in vegas.
 
2012-10-01 09:15:38 PM  
moviereviewwarehouse.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-02 01:12:56 AM  

immrlizard: So we finally get to see Howard Walowitz's mother. (Big bang theory for those that don't know)


Win!
 
2012-10-02 01:27:55 AM  

Fish in a Barrel: This is still my favorite black bear video. I love the WTF look on the bear's face when the guy calls out to it.


good link thx
 
2012-10-02 03:27:39 AM  
That was totally a fake bear.
 
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