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(Military Voter Protection Project)   ...and so the "mistakes" that favor Obama begin piling up early   (mvpproject.org) divider line 33
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2012-10-01 11:10:48 AM  
8 votes:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

The poll numbers are well within the margin of potato.
2012-10-01 02:08:32 PM  
4 votes:
I'm beginning to feel like our country is simply lost, and all our heroes are dead. Once, our country seemed charmed, blessed by an angel to be God's true representatives on earth. But now, Big Brother has taken over. Our government is being run by madmen straight from the psych ward. Barack Obama, alias Barry Hussein Marshall Davis Soetoro, is degrading the office of the Presidency and straining our country to the point of breaking. Bad news comes in every day on the economy, the Middle East, the morals and principles our country was founded on, while Barry sits and rubs his hands with barely-disguised glee. The Democrat party is full of intellectual lightweights and mental sopranos who applaud fornication and homosexuality in schools and in the streets, like in the waning days of Rome. Government bureaucracies are already full of overpaid dead wood and they want to add more! The situation in the country is becoming downright desperate. Housewives like Ann Romney, who dedicate their lives to their children, are openly spat upon by sluts and feminists that pop up from the cracks of society like weeds. This is especially sad because godfearing Christian men like the sons of Ann are key in restoring our country's glory. I feel in my bones that we are coming down to the wire if we want to save the America that our forefathers believed in. We need to act like the doctor who amputates to save a limb and get rid of this crazy fringe element of socialism that's infecting the Senate and the House.
2012-10-01 10:06:21 AM  
3 votes:

silo123j: Seems like the commander in chief needs to talk to the right people to rectify this mistake.

Or perhaps the trollmitter would like to write a note to the President.

But since more troops are home thanks to this C-in-C perhaps they are able to vote normally.


So technically this is because of the President's manipulations. A true patriot would have started a new war to maintain the level of absentee voters.
2012-10-01 09:57:23 AM  
3 votes:

DammitIForgotMyLogin: Headline: Military absentee ballots going AWOL in 2012

Article: drop in absentee-ballot requests


It says quite a bit about the intelligence level that the Legacy foundation expect from their supporters.


This is how insidious the N0bama machine is. They don't "lose" ballots or requests -- there'd be a paper trail. They use mind control devices to convince people to simply not request absentee ballots in the first place.
2012-10-01 03:42:53 PM  
2 votes:

Chameleon: I'm beginning to feel like our country is simply lost, and all our heroes are dead. Once, our country seemed charmed, blessed by an angel to be God's true representatives on earth. But now, Big Brother has taken over. Our government is being run by madmen straight from the psych ward. Barack Obama, alias Barry Hussein Marshall Davis Soetoro, is degrading the office of the Presidency and straining our country to the point of breaking. Bad news comes in every day on the economy, the Middle East, the morals and principles our country was founded on, while Barry sits and rubs his hands with barely-disguised glee. The Democrat party is full of intellectual lightweights and mental sopranos who applaud fornication and homosexuality in schools and in the streets, like in the waning days of Rome. Government bureaucracies are already full of overpaid dead wood and they want to add more! The situation in the country is becoming downright desperate. Housewives like Ann Romney, who dedicate their lives to their children, are openly spat upon by sluts and feminists that pop up from the cracks of society like weeds. This is especially sad because godfearing Christian men like the sons of Ann are key in restoring our country's glory. I feel in my bones that we are coming down to the wire if we want to save the America that our forefathers believed in. We need to act like the doctor who amputates to save a limb and get rid of this crazy fringe element of socialism that's infecting the Senate and the House.


Someday, a modern Martin Luther will metaphorically nail his thesis to the Internet in the hope of changing the world. We will then search his writings for pop culture memes and grammatical errors.
2012-10-01 02:26:33 PM  
2 votes:
The number one mistake that favors Obama:

MittRomney.jpg
2012-10-01 01:24:55 PM  
2 votes:

EnviroDude: Bin Laden is dead? So is our Libyan ambassador.


And we never saw them together... 

Are you claiming that Bin Laden was our Libyan ambassador?
2012-10-01 11:12:55 AM  
2 votes:

Peter von Nostrand: Taken from something called commieblaster.com. Think I'm headed back there, the lulz look epic


Holy crap. Epic indeed. I partticularly liked this scoop:

Islamic-Raised, Barack Hussein Obama (a.k.a. Barry Soetoro, a.k.a. Soebarkah) Perfectly Fits Former FBI Head, J. Edgar Hoover's Definiton of a Communist. He's a Teleprompter-Puppeted, Marxist-Leninist, Rabble-Rousing Narcissist. Americans are His Enemy. See the Full Scoop on Commie Obama.
2012-10-01 10:37:13 AM  
2 votes:

mrshowrules: mrshowrules: GAT_00: And so begins the concern about how Obama stole a win. This was inevitable.

The unskewed polls have Obama down by over 7 points so if he wins loses there is definitely some hanky panky going on. Although the left-wing media is doing a good job making an Obama win seem plausible.

correction.


Well MY observation is that your polls are still a bit liberally biased, by virtue of being in the media. I started my own secret polling service and President Black Muslim Hitler is down by at least 13 points every one of them. I would recommend changing your method to reflect accurate facts.

/I love a game of "One True Retarded Scotsman"
2012-10-01 10:31:10 AM  
2 votes:

GAT_00: And so begins the concern about how Obama stole a win. This was inevitable.


The unskewed polls have Obama down by over 7 points so if he loses there is definitely some hanky panky going on. Although the left-wing media is doing a good job making an Obama win seem plausible.
2012-10-02 01:46:59 AM  
1 votes:

intelligent comment below: that1guy77: Don't waste your time. When our last nuke is cut the Chinese bayonets in their abdomen will do the talking.


Now don't you feel stupid


I ran with it. Slap yourself.
2012-10-01 07:09:29 PM  
1 votes:

aedude01: Sorry,
I'm calling bullshiat. As someone who works with the DOD PA, they've been trying to get out the vote quite a bit this election. They're running spots on AFN on how to vote absentee, there are ads in Stars and Stripes, etc. If people aren't voting absentee, it's because either they're no longer deployed, they've changed residency, or they just don't care.

Here's one of the AFN spots. They're actually quite funny.

/FYI The above views are mine alone. They do not represent official DOD policy, statements, views, official positions, etc.
// Check out FVAP.gov if you need help voting absentee.


Also, where's a credible news source for this "story"?
2012-10-01 06:03:30 PM  
1 votes:

EnviroDude: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Thanks for reminding me that Obama ended the war in Iraq and withdrew 100,000 troops.

/good guy, that Obama

Obama didn't end the war in Iraq. He simply complied with the Bush plan for leaving the country.

/the more you know


there you go with your b...b..but Bush

stoopid lib
2012-10-01 04:20:09 PM  
1 votes:

mrshowrules: mrshowrules: GAT_00: And so begins the concern about how Obama stole a win. This was inevitable.

The unskewed polls have Obama down by over 7 points so if he wins loses there is definitely some hanky panky going on. Although the left-wing media is doing a good job making an Obama win seem plausible.

correction.


Huh. I've never seen a correction issued to clarify a blatant trolling attempt before.

It's weirdly charming.
2012-10-01 03:45:58 PM  
1 votes:

EnviroDude: Bin Laden is dead? So is our Libyan ambassador.


Excellent point you're trying to infer there. It relies on the underlying assumption that Barack Obama is personally responsible for every single thing that happens involving the United States or it's interests during his administration, and deserves equally all blame for failures, and credit for successes. Transitively it also says the same for Bush and his administration.

Therefore,

Bush = 911, losing OBL, Iraq, Afghanistan, deficits instead of surplus, national debt, The Great Recession

Obama = Killing OBL, HCR, Stock Market Recovery, leaving Iraq, Swift ousting of Gaddafi

Thanks for clearing that up douche!
2012-10-01 02:13:24 PM  
1 votes:

Chameleon: I'm beginning to feel like our country is simply lost, and all our heroes are dead. Once, our country seemed charmed, blessed by an angel to be God's true representatives on earth. But now, Big Brother has taken over. Our government is being run by madmen straight from the psych ward. Barack Obama, alias Barry Hussein Marshall Davis Soetoro, is degrading the office of the Presidency and straining our country to the point of breaking. Bad news comes in every day on the economy, the Middle East, the morals and principles our country was founded on, while Barry sits and rubs his hands with barely-disguised glee. The Democrat party is full of intellectual lightweights and mental sopranos who applaud fornication and homosexuality in schools and in the streets, like in the waning days of Rome. Government bureaucracies are already full of overpaid dead wood and they want to add more! The situation in the country is becoming downright desperate. Housewives like Ann Romney, who dedicate their lives to their children, are openly spat upon by sluts and feminists that pop up from the cracks of society like weeds. This is especially sad because godfearing Christian men like the sons of Ann are key in restoring our country's glory. I feel in my bones that we are coming down to the wire if we want to save the America that our forefathers believed in. We need to act like the doctor who amputates to save a limb and get rid of this crazy fringe element of socialism that's infecting the Senate and the House.


Get them all?

Applause required for the underline. That is simply fantastic.
2012-10-01 02:11:17 PM  
1 votes:

Chameleon: I'm beginning to feel like our country is simply lost, and all our heroes are dead. Once, our country seemed charmed, blessed by an angel to be God's true representatives on earth. But now, Big Brother has taken over. Our government is being run by madmen straight from the psych ward. Barack Obama, alias Barry Hussein Marshall Davis Soetoro, is degrading the office of the Presidency and straining our country to the point of breaking. Bad news comes in every day on the economy, the Middle East, the morals and principles our country was founded on, while Barry sits and rubs his hands with barely-disguised glee. The Democrat party is full of intellectual lightweights and mental sopranos who applaud fornication and homosexuality in schools and in the streets, like in the waning days of Rome. Government bureaucracies are already full of overpaid dead wood and they want to add more! The situation in the country is becoming downright desperate. Housewives like Ann Romney, who dedicate their lives to their children, are openly spat upon by sluts and feminists that pop up from the cracks of society like weeds. This is especially sad because godfearing Christian men like the sons of Ann are key in restoring our country's glory. I feel in my bones that we are coming down to the wire if we want to save the America that our forefathers believed in. We need to act like the doctor who amputates to save a limb and get rid of this crazy fringe element of socialism that's infecting the Senate and the House.


Did you cry last night?
2012-10-01 02:09:09 PM  
1 votes:

mrshowrules: The polls have been so insidiously skewed that you must have access to some very powerful unskewing software. Be safe because there are some very powerful people that don't want this information to come out.


Just run the data through some random climate-calculation software. That's some powerful juju for finding hidden patterns. Just don't ask their programmers to deal with something as complicated as Excel.
2012-10-01 01:57:04 PM  
1 votes:

VitruvianMonkey: soy_bomb: Somacandra: EnviroDude: Bin Laden is dead? So is our Libyan ambassador.

Can't remember his name, eh? Yeah, I'm sure you cared enough to know his name before he died, right?

I don't know what is more offensive, EnviroDude not referring to Ambassador Stevens by name or the fact Christopher Stevens was left unguarded in an Islamic country with known threats on his life on the anniversary of 9/11 by the current Administration. My money is on EnviroDude, according to Obama, Steven's death was just a bump in the road.

OK, that is ENOUGH! You remain blatantly tasteless in continuing to use Stevens' death as a political tool, so let me ask you this, WHAT WAS HIS ACTUAL SECURITY ARRANGEMENT? Did you know before you used google, or were you just parroting what you had heard from second-hand news-regurgitators like Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity? The Ambassador had what was at the time considered adequate protection based on past experiences and knowledge. If there is one thing we can take away from this, it is a lesson for future security measures at embassies around 9/11.


Bullshiat. It's a well known fact that Obammy personally ordered the Ambassador (who is both a hero for dying and a traitor for working for Obama BY CHOICE) to go out ride naked with a Koran shoved up his ass in order to in flame the Muslims. And his normal security detachment of 6000 Marine SEALS were all ordered to hide in the basement having gay sex which they're not allowed to ask or tell anyone about.
2012-10-01 01:11:07 PM  
1 votes:
The military turnout for a guy who forgot we're at war in Afghanistan is significantly lower than the prior turnout for a war hero.

Truly, history's greatest monster has struck again.
2012-10-01 01:00:28 PM  
1 votes:
Unskew the electorate!

More voters are actually Republicans than reality would lead you to beleive
2012-10-01 12:57:34 PM  
1 votes:

GAT_00: gameshowhost: GAT_00: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: /I love a game of "One True Retarded Scotsman"

I am totally going to steal this and not give you credit.

I'm gonna tell everyone that you stole it. -_o

... ^_^

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


Dude, calm down.

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
2012-10-01 12:51:35 PM  
1 votes:

Peter von Nostrand: [commieblaster.com image 245x319]

Taken from something called commieblaster.com. Think I'm headed back there, the lulz look epic


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

I remember when a Farker shooped this as a joke. Poe's Law is amazing.
2012-10-01 12:50:57 PM  
1 votes:

Mugato: Slives: Of course Subby's headline assumes that most of these 'missing' votes would be for Romney. After all, it is important to the average solider that the military keeps getting tanks and aircraft that it does not want or need.

And they're desperately running out of countries to invade. Iran is lovely in the fall.


And we'll all be home by Christmas.
2012-10-01 11:20:47 AM  
1 votes:

Three Crooked Squirrels: Peter von Nostrand: Taken from something called commieblaster.com. Think I'm headed back there, the lulz look epic

Holy crap. Epic indeed. I partticularly liked this scoop:

Islamic-Raised, Barack Hussein Obama (a.k.a. Barry Soetoro, a.k.a. Soebarkah) Perfectly Fits Former FBI Head, J. Edgar Hoover's Definiton of a Communist. He's a Teleprompter-Puppeted, Marxist-Leninist, Rabble-Rousing Narcissist. Americans are His Enemy. See the Full Scoop on Commie Obama.


Soebarkah?! Wow. That is potato-level wit, there.
2012-10-01 11:03:42 AM  
1 votes:

mrshowrules: GAT_00: And so begins the concern about how Obama stole a win. This was inevitable.

The unskewed polls have Obama down by over 7 points so if he loses there is definitely some hanky panky going on. Although the left-wing media is doing a good job making an Obama win seem plausible.


My unskewed polls have Balack Insane Rambono down 30 points to Romney.
2012-10-01 10:57:38 AM  
1 votes:
commieblaster.com

Taken from something called commieblaster.com. Think I'm headed back there, the lulz look epic
2012-10-01 10:54:37 AM  
1 votes:

somedude210: ... an idiot or a right winger


But you repeat yourself.
2012-10-01 10:49:37 AM  
1 votes:

gameshowhost: GAT_00: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: /I love a game of "One True Retarded Scotsman"

I am totally going to steal this and not give you credit.

I'm gonna tell everyone that you stole it. -_o

... ^_^


(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
2012-10-01 10:44:21 AM  
1 votes:

GAT_00: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: /I love a game of "One True Retarded Scotsman"

I am totally going to steal this and not give you credit.


I'm gonna tell everyone that you stole it. -_o

... ^_^
2012-10-01 10:40:50 AM  
1 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: /I love a game of "One True Retarded Scotsman"


I am totally going to steal this and not give you credit.
2012-10-01 10:40:44 AM  
1 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: mrshowrules: mrshowrules: GAT_00: And so begins the concern about how Obama stole a win. This was inevitable.

The unskewed polls have Obama down by over 7 points so if he wins loses there is definitely some hanky panky going on. Although the left-wing media is doing a good job making an Obama win seem plausible.

correction.

Well MY observation is that your polls are still a bit liberally biased, by virtue of being in the media. I started my own secret polling service and President Black Muslim Hitler is down by at least 13 points every one of them. I would recommend changing your method to reflect accurate facts.

/I love a game of "One True Retarded Scotsman"


Although I suspect your advanced unskewing is probably true, I would feel more comfortable with your claim if you had an actual web-page and a table (this is key) and someone credible referencing it like Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh.
2012-10-01 10:31:59 AM  
1 votes:

mrshowrules: GAT_00: And so begins the concern about how Obama stole a win. This was inevitable.

The unskewed polls have Obama down by over 7 points so if he wins loses there is definitely some hanky panky going on. Although the left-wing media is doing a good job making an Obama win seem plausible.


correction.
 
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