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(Fox 31 Denver)   Cutie that was registering only voters for Romney in CO is tied to the newly fired firm for voter registration fraud known as Strategic Allied Consulting   (kdvr.com) divider line 54
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2012-10-01 07:50:19 AM
6 votes:

Hoboclown: We apologize for the fault of in the voter registration. Those responsible for SAC have just been sacked.


i249.photobucket.com
2012-10-01 07:43:33 AM
6 votes:
We apologize for the fault of in the voter registration. Those responsible for SAC have just been sacked.
2012-10-01 04:31:03 AM
6 votes:
First it was ACORN, now it is SAC. There is a joke there somewhere.
2012-10-01 08:23:48 AM
5 votes:

cirby: conservative-looking white women.


i.imgur.com
2012-10-01 07:51:15 AM
5 votes:

bill4935: Coelacanth-molesting?


Well, you go into an argument with the insults you have, and not the insults you want or wish you had...
2012-10-01 07:30:13 AM
5 votes:
cdn2-b.examiner.com

I'd poll her.
2012-10-01 10:14:18 AM
4 votes:

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: I guess I need to wait until the story is five days old if I want my headline greenlit.


i232.photobucket.com
2012-10-01 09:10:28 AM
4 votes:

Jorn the Younger: What the frying fark does "conservative-looking" even mean? What are the criteria?


dimpost.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-01 12:18:26 PM
3 votes:

Muta: Summoner101: I'd say it's a plus he get caught sooner and sooner in the election cycle, but given what he's doing, he should see massive fines and jail time.

I am sure Dems were probably aware of Sproul. They were happy to let the GOP send him money thinking no one would notice. Make a stink about SAC with a month left before the election and force the GOP to find a new firm to register voters now with a smaller budget and less time.


Hey, it's possible that the Democrats somehow convinced the Reagan Administration to sell arms to Iran in order to fund the Contras. I know I'll never forgive the Democrats for starting the Iraq War. And I bet it was the Democrats who forced John McCain to pick Sarah Palin as his running mate.

/The Watergate break-in? I'm not sayin' it was the Democrats, but . . . it was the Democrats.
2012-10-01 08:34:47 AM
3 votes:

Jorn the Younger: What the frying fark does "conservative-looking" even mean? What are the criteria?


Flag-adorned clothing, two black eyes, between 3 and 10 preteen children, minimum of 50 lbs overweight (ideally in a Hoverround).
2012-10-01 08:16:39 AM
3 votes:

Whiskey Pete: The word is that some Teatards are going to do something to disrupt voting in Ohio. Has anyone else heard of this?


Yes they are going to park their hover rounds in front of polling places and look menacing like the black panthers.
2012-10-01 08:12:52 AM
3 votes:
The GOP is very effective at reminding us of the dangers of voter fraud.
2012-10-01 07:31:09 AM
3 votes:
"The Rove" is used so often that any accusation from a GOP/Republican/Conservative should trigger an investigation into the relevant Republican people or organization. Immediately, if it's a serious allegation.

If Obama gets accused of being a lizardman, then we need thermal scanners installed at GOP conventions.
2012-10-01 10:08:11 AM
2 votes:

PonceAlyosha: More_Like_A_Stain: Parthenogenetic: stoli n coke: Hobodeluxe: Now we have news that Romney has ties to the vote counting machine mfgrs

Is there a negative Republican stereotype that Romney doesn't embody?

[images.sodahead.com image 232x350]

Probably the "poor, unsophisticated hillbilly" segment of the GOP

Apparently you're unaware of Flop, the son that they "don't talk about".

The Romney family will never forget the downsizing of 1996. In addition to Flop, they had to lay off several close relatives who weren't pulling their weight.


They weren't laid off. They were offshored and replaced by Chinese family members, their pension funds raided, bankrupted and discarded.
2012-10-01 10:01:53 AM
2 votes:

More_Like_A_Stain: Parthenogenetic: stoli n coke: Hobodeluxe: Now we have news that Romney has ties to the vote counting machine mfgrs

Is there a negative Republican stereotype that Romney doesn't embody?

[images.sodahead.com image 232x350]

Probably the "poor, unsophisticated hillbilly" segment of the GOP

Apparently you're unaware of Flop, the son that they "don't talk about".


The Romney family will never forget the downsizing of 1996. In addition to Flop, they had to lay off several close relatives who weren't pulling their weight.
2012-10-01 09:56:53 AM
2 votes:

Parthenogenetic: stoli n coke: Hobodeluxe: Now we have news that Romney has ties to the vote counting machine mfgrs

Is there a negative Republican stereotype that Romney doesn't embody?

[images.sodahead.com image 232x350]

Probably the "poor, unsophisticated hillbilly" segment of the GOP


Apparently you're unaware of Flop, the son that they "don't talk about".
2012-10-01 08:57:06 AM
2 votes:

heavymetal: You are so correct. When I think of it, at least in the past ten years as the echo chamber finally sealed them off from reality, there isn't a single accusation which hasn't turned out to be a projection of their own actions.


It almost makes me wonder which high-ranking Republican faked his birth certificate. :P
2012-10-01 08:27:54 AM
2 votes:
Poor cirby........ Just another one of the downtrodden white males in America. Another Dickens tale in the making. Will he ever be free??
2012-10-01 08:24:26 AM
2 votes:

Hetfield: cirby: conservative-looking white women.

[i.imgur.com image 396x500]


GAAAH!!
2012-10-01 08:21:04 AM
2 votes:

cirby: they'd go to young women and minorities, but go out of their way to avoid men or conservative-looking white women.


i1162.photobucket.com
2012-10-01 07:47:46 AM
2 votes:
Coelacanth-molesting?
2012-10-01 07:44:06 AM
2 votes:

cretinbob: Someone needs to go to jail.


No, she just needs to be taught about election law and polling procedures. So here's my solution: tie her down to a saw horse or pillar and then have an oiled cheerleader wearing a patriotic bikini read her the relevant election laws while two busty Japanese women dressed as nurses spank her.

Afterwards, of course, anyone who might have been disfranchised or was offended by her behavior will form a line to run a train on her, of course.

(don't judge me)
2012-10-01 07:40:57 AM
2 votes:

James F. Campbell: Let me guess: Democrats do it too, so vote Republican. Is that about right, you evil shiat-sucking bottom-feeding coelacanth-molesting scumbags?


Don't hold back James, bottling up your feelings is bad for you, tell us how you really feel.
2012-10-01 06:42:43 AM
2 votes:
cltampa.com

Disappointed at being disenfranchised.
2012-10-01 04:33:06 AM
2 votes:
Let me guess: Democrats do it too, so vote Republican. Is that about right, you evil shiat-sucking bottom-feeding coelacanth-molesting scumbags?
2012-10-01 04:28:17 AM
2 votes:
But Voter ID is supposed to stop all voter fraud!!1!
2012-10-01 01:04:21 PM
1 votes:

propasaurus: HighOnCraic: Muta: Summoner101: I'd say it's a plus he get caught sooner and sooner in the election cycle, but given what he's doing, he should see massive fines and jail time.

I am sure Dems were probably aware of Sproul. They were happy to let the GOP send him money thinking no one would notice. Make a stink about SAC with a month left before the election and force the GOP to find a new firm to register voters now with a smaller budget and less time.

Hey, it's possible that the Democrats somehow convinced the Reagan Administration to sell arms to Iran in order to fund the Contras. I know I'll never forgive the Democrats for starting the Iraq War. And I bet it was the Democrats who forced John McCain to pick Sarah Palin as his running mate.

/The Watergate break-in? I'm not sayin' it was the Democrats, but . . . it was the Democrats.

I think it's more of a 'give them enough rope to hang themselves' kinda thing.


Maybe the Democrats forced her to commit registration fraud because she was wearing a really short skirt. The important thing is that it wasn't legitimate, so the GOP shut the whole thing down.
2012-10-01 12:11:14 PM
1 votes:

Jorn the Younger: cirby: James F. Campbell:
Let me guess: Democrats do it too, so vote Republican.

More like "Democrats have been doing it too, for years, and in wholesale lots." And they're still doing it.

There were two women doing voter registration downtown just the other day. They were going about it in an interesting fashion - they'd go to young women and minorities, but go out of their way to avoid men or conservative-looking white women.

What the frying fark does "conservative-looking" even mean? What are the criteria?


www.beersteak.com
2012-10-01 11:44:25 AM
1 votes:
I think we can all agree that liberals are the real racists, by pretending that there's nothing wrong with trying to force innocent blonde white girls to register strangers for a black man's poll.
2012-10-01 10:31:54 AM
1 votes:

bighairyguy: I was in the Young Republicans briefly in 1968 and did some door-to-door voter registration, "looking for unregistered Republicans" was our line. Signed up a few from both both parties. Got to meet a guy who voted for McKinley, so that was cool. Was YR the modern day equivalent of the Hitler Youth? Kind of. Think more self-righteous and less competent. A friend of mine did similar work for the equivalent Democrat youth organization and had pretty much the same experience. The only group of people more terrifying in their ideology I've ever been around was freshman journalism majors.


It was pre-Nixon... so no.
2012-10-01 10:07:53 AM
1 votes:

PonceAlyosha: More_Like_A_Stain: Parthenogenetic: stoli n coke: Hobodeluxe: Now we have news that Romney has ties to the vote counting machine mfgrs

Is there a negative Republican stereotype that Romney doesn't embody?

[images.sodahead.com image 232x350]

Probably the "poor, unsophisticated hillbilly" segment of the GOP

Apparently you're unaware of Flop, the son that they "don't talk about".

The Romney family will never forget the downsizing of 1996. In addition to Flop, they had to lay off several close relatives who weren't pulling their weight.


Romney made Bapp get rid of Flop to inspire him to work harder. Bapp's productivity has since been off the charts.
2012-10-01 09:58:42 AM
1 votes:

Fart_Machine: LordJiro: cirby: James F. Campbell:
Let me guess: Democrats do it too, so vote Republican.

More like "Democrats have been doing it too, for years, and in wholesale lots." And they're still doing it.

There were two women doing voter registration downtown just the other day. They were going about it in an interesting fashion - they'd go to young women and minorities, but go out of their way to avoid men or conservative-looking white women.

.


Tou mean they would avoid demographics that traditionally have a very high percentage of voter registration and tun-out, in favor of demographics that are usually under-represented on the voter rolls?

Say it ain't so!!
2012-10-01 09:56:25 AM
1 votes:

cirby: James F. Campbell:
Let me guess: Democrats do it too, so vote Republican.

More like "Democrats have been doing it too, for years, and in wholesale lots." And they're still doing it.

There were two women doing voter registration downtown just the other day. They were going about it in an interesting fashion - they'd go to young women and minorities, but go out of their way to avoid men or conservative-looking white women.

This has been the standard practice for years of Democrat-sponsored voter registration drives: either ignore anyone who didn't "look" right, or only go to places for voter registration drives where they'd get strong Democrat support. Of course, the real issue with the Democrat registration drives by groups like ACORN wasn't in only registering one party's voters, but in making up fake Democrat registrations and discarding registrations for the Republicans...


Threats everywhere! Reds! Libs! Women! Minorities! Conservatives, commence wetting pants!
2012-10-01 09:42:07 AM
1 votes:

stoli n coke: Hobodeluxe: Now we have news that Romney has ties to the vote counting machine mfgrs

Is there a negative Republican stereotype that Romney doesn't embody?


images.sodahead.com

Probably the "poor, unsophisticated hillbilly" segment of the GOP
2012-10-01 09:16:12 AM
1 votes:

Fluorescent Testicle: heavymetal: You are so correct. When I think of it, at least in the past ten years as the echo chamber finally sealed them off from reality, there isn't a single accusation which hasn't turned out to be a projection of their own actions.

It almost makes me wonder which high-ranking Republican faked his birth certificate. :P


Well, McCain was born in Panama, and Romney was born to Mexican parents.
2012-10-01 09:01:45 AM
1 votes:
Fox News, I'll believe this when I see a credible news source report.............Oh, never mind.
2012-10-01 08:40:00 AM
1 votes:

James F. Campbell: serial_crusher: The Republicans fired SAC. The Democrats made excuses for ACORN.

Sometimes I look at you and think, gosh, I wish I could be as evil and selfish and narrow-minded as serial_crusher. ._. Then I would not have to worry about people destroying the planet or ruining other people's lives. I could just kick back, get paid to make stupid posts all day, and relax. At least I hope you get paid to do this. Doing it for free just seems... really depressing, actually. ._.


You have to start small and build up to it. You can't just shred and dismiss your dignity, intelligence, and integrity right away, it's seriously unhealthy. It takes years of willful manipulation and contemptible behavior to become as cold, arrogant and dismissively stupid as he is.

As a starting point, I suggest kicking puppies.
2012-10-01 08:37:54 AM
1 votes:

TheSopwithTurtle: flamingboar: First it was ACORN, now it is SAC. There is a joke there somewhere.

Nothing Unusual To See here, citizen...


i was thinking of the fark squirrel. one arrow pointed at an acorn, another arrow pointed at the squirrel's SAC
2012-10-01 08:37:44 AM
1 votes:
efectecom.files.wordpress.com
2012-10-01 08:36:50 AM
1 votes:

Hetfield: cirby: conservative-looking white women.

[i.imgur.com image 396x500]


I can see why one would go out of one's way to avoid them.
2012-10-01 08:35:32 AM
1 votes:

serial_crusher: Who needs evidence or anything like that?


You mean like in 2004 when there were widespread allegations of registration fraud against Spraul in Arizona during his stint with the state republican party?

So it's okay to tear down ACORN, a group that broke no laws, because a cross-dressing criminal intentionally edits a video to create an impression of an incident that never happened.... but the stuff in AZ was only allegations so it makes perfect sense that this guy would be hired again to do the same work of which he was accused of messing up before?

Just making sure I understand your special brand of lie you special, special boy.
2012-10-01 08:34:11 AM
1 votes:
I was in the Young Republicans briefly in 1968 and did some door-to-door voter registration, "looking for unregistered Republicans" was our line. Signed up a few from both both parties. Got to meet a guy who voted for McKinley, so that was cool. Was YR the modern day equivalent of the Hitler Youth? Kind of. Think more self-righteous and less competent. A friend of mine did similar work for the equivalent Democrat youth organization and had pretty much the same experience. The only group of people more terrifying in their ideology I've ever been around was freshman journalism majors.
2012-10-01 08:33:46 AM
1 votes:

eagles95: Whiskey Pete: Hetfield: cirby: conservative-looking white women.

[i.imgur.com image 396x500]

GAAAH!!

Fap!


hork
2012-10-01 08:31:51 AM
1 votes:

Jorn the Younger: cirby: James F. Campbell:
Let me guess: Democrats do it too, so vote Republican.

More like "Democrats have been doing it too, for years, and in wholesale lots." And they're still doing it.

There were two women doing voter registration downtown just the other day. They were going about it in an interesting fashion - they'd go to young women and minorities, but go out of their way to avoid men or conservative-looking white women.

What the frying fark does "conservative-looking" even mean? What are the criteria?


white.
2012-10-01 08:30:12 AM
1 votes:

serial_crusher: Altair: cman: To be fair, at least they fired them when the accusations were brought up.

You mean once they got caught? Yeah that's fair to your dear party, but not reality. Sorry, try again.

Yep, should fire everybody before they get caught. Who needs evidence or anything like that? They're republicans, so they must be up to something wrong.


Except that the GOP hired them to do exactly what they were doing? It wasn't a bug it was a feature.
2012-10-01 08:29:41 AM
1 votes:

cirby: James F. Campbell:
Let me guess: Democrats do it too, so vote Republican.

More like "Democrats have been doing it too, for years, and in wholesale lots." And they're still doing it.

There were two women doing voter registration downtown just the other day. They were going about it in an interesting fashion - they'd go to young women and minorities, but go out of their way to avoid men or conservative-looking white women.


What the frying fark does "conservative-looking" even mean? What are the criteria?
2012-10-01 08:16:23 AM
1 votes:

James F. Campbell: Let me guess: Democrats do it too, so vote Republican. Is that about right, you evil shiat-sucking bottom-feeding coelacanth-molesting scumbags?


The Republicans fired SAC. The Democrats made excuses for ACORN.
2012-10-01 08:03:56 AM
1 votes:

flamingboar: First it was ACORN, now it is SAC. There is a joke there somewhere.


Nothing Unusual To See here, citizen...
2012-10-01 07:59:40 AM
1 votes:

James F. Campbell: Let me guess: Democrats do it too, so vote Republican. Is that about right, you evil shiat-sucking bottom-feeding coelacanth-molesting scumbags?


Great day in the mornin'!
2012-10-01 07:55:07 AM
1 votes:

Vodka Zombie: bill4935: Coelacanth-molesting?

Well, you go into an argument with the insults you have, and not the insults you want or wish you had...


I guess I'm just not seeing how coelacanth molesting is supposed to be a bad thing.
2012-10-01 07:48:47 AM
1 votes:

Sybarite: [cdn2-b.examiner.com image 222x350]

I'd poll her.


You'd stuff her ballot box?
2012-10-01 07:48:06 AM
1 votes:

bmongar: James F. Campbell: Let me guess: Democrats do it too, so vote Republican. Is that about right, you evil shiat-sucking bottom-feeding coelacanth-molesting scumbags?

Don't hold back James, bottling up your feelings is bad for you, tell us how you really feel.


Won't someone think of the poor, poor coelacanths? ;__;
2012-10-01 07:26:06 AM
1 votes:

loveblondieo: Looks they are doing some backtracking on their website for another issue.


What's with Republicans and awful websites? I mean disregarding the content...
2012-10-01 04:55:25 AM
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: No way!


Way.
 
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