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(Philly.com)   Arnold Schwarzenegger admits to an affair with Brigitte Nielsen after foreplay of watching her clean his house   (philly.com) divider line 49
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2012-10-01 05:30:32 AM
don't give a damn what anyone says....brigitte nielsen was very hittable in 1985.
 
2012-10-01 09:15:43 AM
She did go downhill rather quickly, though. And I wish she'd have hit her peak when better hair styles prevailed ...
 
2012-10-01 09:17:47 AM
Women in the Kennedy family always support their men when they want to do something?

I married into the wrong family.
 
2012-10-01 09:27:18 AM

182: don't give a damn what anyone says....brigitte nielsen was very hittable in 1985.


Came here to say this.

Red Sonja may have been an awful movie, but Brigitte Nielsen was hot as fark in it.
 
2012-10-01 09:27:57 AM
These days, she's giving "celebrity" handjobs behind a dumpster on Venice Beach.

I've had two. They aren't bad!
 
2012-10-01 09:31:55 AM

airsupport: These days, she's giving "celebrity" handjobs behind a dumpster on Venice Beach.

I've had two. They aren't bad!


She wouldn't take my groupon though. Completely false advertising. Not even a respectable business.
 
2012-10-01 09:34:09 AM
Remember all those Republicans who wanted to amend the Constitution so that Ahnold could run for President - where are they now? Oh, yes - now they're all "birthers".
 
2012-10-01 09:34:13 AM

182: don't give a damn what anyone says....brigitte nielsen was very hittable in 1985.


Agreed. Now someone not at work needs to step up with some examples.
 
2012-10-01 09:38:23 AM

airsupport: These days, she's giving "celebrity" handjobs behind a dumpster on Venice Beach.

I've had two. They aren't bad!


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-01 09:38:44 AM
Arnold is a classic sociopath.
 
2012-10-01 09:45:01 AM
Dats watt she said
 
2012-10-01 09:47:22 AM
Look into my eyes, I see a dark future for you with Flava.

images.celebritypop.com
 
2012-10-01 09:51:03 AM

puckrock2000: Remember all those Republicans who wanted to amend the Constitution so that Ahnold could run for President - where are they now? Oh, yes - now they're all "birthers".


Who gives a shiat?
 
ecl
2012-10-01 09:55:57 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: puckrock2000: Remember all those Republicans who wanted to amend the Constitution so that Ahnold could run for President - where are they now? Oh, yes - now they're all "birthers".

Who gives a shiat?


People who aren't sh*tstain doublethinkers.
 
2012-10-01 09:58:56 AM
When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town and he was wearing the softest most beautiful sweater. I said to him, "what do you call this most beautiful fabric?", and he said "they call it cashmere". I repeated the words "cashmere, cashmere". I asked if I could have it, and he said "No. Get away from me." Then he started walk away. But I grabbed onto his leg screaming for him to give me the sweater and he dragged me through the street. And then he kicked at me with the other foot and threw some change at me. Oh, but I didn't want the change Georgie. I wanted the cashmere.
 
2012-10-01 09:59:17 AM
Schwarzenegger is nothing more than a dumb jock. How'd his term as governor wouk out for ya, cali-tards.
 
2012-10-01 10:08:22 AM

ecl: B.L.Z. Bub: puckrock2000: Remember all those Republicans who wanted to amend the Constitution so that Ahnold could run for President - where are they now? Oh, yes - now they're all "birthers".

Who gives a shiat?

People who aren't sh*tstain doublethinkers.


No, really, who gives a shiat about birthers? They have no influence, no power, they're nothing. A tiny fraction of the population believes Obama is not a natural-born citizen, therefore anyone who opposes Obama is automatically invalidated and Obama is the Supreme Dictator for Life. That's seriously how you all seem to think.
 
2012-10-01 10:10:40 AM
I get the impression that she'd be absolutely insane in bed

/& pretty much everywhere else

Oh & here's a nice one

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-10-01 10:11:42 AM
scallywagandvagabond.com

Don't know what he saw in her
 
2012-10-01 10:13:32 AM
There was a time. But now?

www.radaronline.com

www.radaronline.com
 
2012-10-01 10:20:30 AM

182: don't give a damn what anyone says....brigitte nielsen was very hittable in 1985.


This; and you know what they say about truth being stranger than fiction? Welp, pr0n doesn't even come close to real life sometimes...and this was one of them.
 
2012-10-01 10:34:12 AM

Cheron: Don't know what he saw in her


Himself?
 
2012-10-01 10:45:54 AM

abhorrent1: Schwarzenegger is nothing more than a dumb jock. How'd his term as governor wouk out for ya, cali-tards.


He's not just a dumb jock. He's a pretty good actor, despite the handicap of his accent and his physique. (Not that the physique is a real handicap but it does somewhat limit the roles he is suited for.) My favorite is Total Recall. Kindergarten Cop was great too.

I want to know when he's making his acting comeback. I heard he has a role in "A-2-- More!"
 
2012-10-01 11:00:40 AM
Hear the lamentations of their women? Yeah, I think he's got this one covered.
 
ecl
2012-10-01 11:21:45 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: ecl: B.L.Z. Bub: puckrock2000: Remember all those Republicans who wanted to amend the Constitution so that Ahnold could run for President - where are they now? Oh, yes - now they're all "birthers".

Who gives a shiat?

People who aren't sh*tstain doublethinkers.

No, really, who gives a shiat about birthers? They have no influence, no power, they're nothing. A tiny fraction of the population believes Obama is not a natural-born citizen, therefore anyone who opposes Obama is automatically invalidated and Obama is the Supreme Dictator for Life. That's seriously how you all seem to I think.


You're a sad little person.
 
2012-10-01 11:34:48 AM

abhorrent1: Schwarzenegger is nothing more than a dumb jock. How'd his term as governor wouk out for ya, cali-tards.


You're seriously uninformed. He has good programs he tried to push through and was fought tooth and nail by the rich and elite. Trust me--I've read plenty on his term.

Arnie finally just said fark it and quit trying, and I don't blame him.
 
2012-10-01 11:36:16 AM
blogs.laweekly.com
 
2012-10-01 11:36:52 AM

fastfxr: abhorrent1: Schwarzenegger is nothing more than a dumb jock. How'd his term as governor wouk out for ya, cali-tards.

You're seriously uninformed. He has good programs he tried to push through and was fought tooth and nail by the rich and elite. Trust me--I've read plenty on his term.

Arnie finally just said fark it and quit trying, and I don't blame him.


No one like a quiter.
 
2012-10-01 11:39:27 AM

StoPPeRmobile: fastfxr: abhorrent1: Schwarzenegger is nothing more than a dumb jock. How'd his term as governor wouk out for ya, cali-tards.

You're seriously uninformed. He has good programs he tried to push through and was fought tooth and nail by the rich and elite. Trust me--I've read plenty on his term.

Arnie finally just said fark it and quit trying, and I don't blame him.

No one like a quiter.


img413.imageshack.us

Quite.
 
2012-10-01 11:41:11 AM
I've watched COBRA waaaaaaay more than once for that model scene she does.
 
2012-10-01 12:00:27 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: ecl: B.L.Z. Bub: puckrock2000: Remember all those Republicans who wanted to amend the Constitution so that Ahnold could run for President - where are they now? Oh, yes - now they're all "birthers".

Who gives a shiat?

People who aren't sh*tstain doublethinkers.

No, really, who gives a shiat about birthers? They have no influence, no power, they're nothing.


4.bp.blogspot.com

panoramaaz.com

Yeah, these guys totally have no influence or power. They're nothing.
 
2012-10-01 12:16:14 PM
I might be the odd man out here, but I never really was attracted to her even in the Red Sonja days. I am not saying that she wasn't good looking I just was not attracted to her.
 
2012-10-01 12:24:21 PM

abhorrent1: There was a time. But now?

[www.radaronline.com image 415x557]

[www.radaronline.com image 415x294]


Thats what happens after a hoodrat runs through you
 
2012-10-01 01:10:31 PM

puckrock2000: B.L.Z. Bub: ecl: B.L.Z. Bub: puckrock2000: Remember all those Republicans who wanted to amend the Constitution so that Ahnold could run for President - where are they now? Oh, yes - now they're all "birthers".

Who gives a shiat?

People who aren't sh*tstain doublethinkers.

No, really, who gives a shiat about birthers? They have no influence, no power, they're nothing.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 745x1024]

[panoramaaz.com image 800x594]

Yeah, these guys totally have no influence or power. They're nothing.


Good thing those two have fewer days ahead than behind.
 
2012-10-01 01:18:39 PM
Just when I thought he couldn't be any dumber, he goes and admits to having an affair with Brigitte Nielsen. And totally redeems himself!

/please note, redemption only valid if he hit it in the 80's.
//DNRTFA
 
2012-10-01 01:27:14 PM

puckrock2000: B.L.Z. Bub: ecl: B.L.Z. Bub: puckrock2000: Remember all those Republicans who wanted to amend the Constitution so that Ahnold could run for President - where are they now? Oh, yes - now they're all "birthers".

Who gives a shiat?

People who aren't sh*tstain doublethinkers.

No, really, who gives a shiat about birthers? They have no influence, no power, they're nothing.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 745x1024]

[panoramaaz.com image 800x594]

Yeah, these guys totally have no influence or power. They're nothing.


Not enough to do jack shiat. What can they do, biatch and moan about the birther issue? Are either one of them going to somehow magically gain enough political clout to do something other than foam at the mouth? Are they somehow going to get someone impeached or thrown out of office? Not bloody freaking likely. Sure they have some influence and power, Sheriff Joe much less than Trump, but in the larger scheme of things the power and influence they do have is minimal.

Anyways, good for Arnie hitting that when she was still hot.
 
2012-10-01 01:31:47 PM

rickycal78: puckrock2000: B.L.Z. Bub: ecl: B.L.Z. Bub: puckrock2000: Remember all those Republicans who wanted to amend the Constitution so that Ahnold could run for President - where are they now? Oh, yes - now they're all "birthers".

Who gives a shiat?

People who aren't sh*tstain doublethinkers.

No, really, who gives a shiat about birthers? They have no influence, no power, they're nothing.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 745x1024]

[panoramaaz.com image 800x594]

Yeah, these guys totally have no influence or power. They're nothing.

Not enough to do jack shiat. What can they do, biatch and moan about the birther issue? Are either one of them going to somehow magically gain enough political clout to do something other than foam at the mouth? Are they somehow going to get someone impeached or thrown out of office? Not bloody freaking likely. Sure they have some influence and power, Sheriff Joe much less than Trump, but in the larger scheme of things the power and influence they do have is minimal.

Anyways, good for Arnie hitting that when she was still hot.

"I love being home, in this place where Ann and I were raised. Where both of us were born...No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know that this is the place that we were born and raised."


--Mitt Romney, August 24, 2012

Birtherism is strong enough in the Republican party that Romney felt like he had to give it a winking acknowledgement, rather than telling these people to STFU because they aren't helping like he probably should have.
 
2012-10-01 01:38:55 PM

jake_lex: Birtherism is strong enough in the Republican party that Romney felt like he had to give it a winking acknowledgement, rather than telling these people to STFU because they aren't helping like he probably should have.


Again so what? Birthers can biatch and moan all they want, GOP candidates and make all the snide remarks they want, what exactly is it going to do? Not a damn thing. I ask again, is it going to get someone thrown out of office? Not unless some miracle evidence shows up that proves we were being lied to the whole time. Now you tell me, how likely is that to happen? Birthers can't do jack shiat except get made fun of. There's bigger problems to worry about than the whole birth certificate issue.
 
ecl
2012-10-01 01:59:20 PM

rickycal78: jake_lex: Birtherism is strong enough in the Republican party that Romney felt like he had to give it a winking acknowledgement, rather than telling these people to STFU because they aren't helping like he probably should have.

Again so what? Birthers can biatch and moan all they want, GOP candidates and make all the snide remarks they want, what exactly is it going to do? Not a damn thing. I ask again, is it going to get someone thrown out of office? Not unless some miracle evidence shows up that proves we were being lied to the whole time. Now you tell me, how likely is that to happen? Birthers can't do jack shiat except get made fun of. There's bigger problems to worry about than the whole birth certificate issue.


You say "lets point and laugh at these idiots", then cry about people pointing and laughing at them. It's funny to watch these trogs squirm with their weasel logic. If they didn't have a vote it would be downright hilarious.
 
2012-10-01 02:03:47 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

/just watched BHC 2, so getting a kick
//break down, shake down....your busted
 
2012-10-01 02:12:25 PM

dittybopper: StoPPeRmobile: fastfxr: abhorrent1: Schwarzenegger is nothing more than a dumb jock. How'd his term as governor wouk out for ya, cali-tards.

You're seriously uninformed. He has good programs he tried to push through and was fought tooth and nail by the rich and elite. Trust me--I've read plenty on his term.

Arnie finally just said fark it and quit trying, and I don't blame him.

No one like a quiter.

[img413.imageshack.us image 200x208]

Quite.


Spellcheck back on, maybe I should do that.
 
2012-10-01 02:58:33 PM
Welcome to Fark, the only place "Arnold banged Briggitte" can turn into birther ranting within 50 comments.

On topic, even today B is hotter than the maid A knocked up ...
 
2012-10-01 04:08:46 PM
The real question is was Arnie invited to Brigette and Sly's wedding? Did he light up a stogie and slap Sly on the back and congratulate him, knowing all the while Stallone was merely getting his sloppy seconds? That might explain the grin he always has on his face
 
2012-10-01 05:48:45 PM

Big John's Breakfast Log: Arnold is a classic sociopath.


Huh.
Newsletter?
 
2012-10-01 05:57:56 PM

ecl: rickycal78: jake_lex: Birtherism is strong enough in the Republican party that Romney felt like he had to give it a winking acknowledgement, rather than telling these people to STFU because they aren't helping like he probably should have.

Again so what? Birthers can biatch and moan all they want, GOP candidates and make all the snide remarks they want, what exactly is it going to do? Not a damn thing. I ask again, is it going to get someone thrown out of office? Not unless some miracle evidence shows up that proves we were being lied to the whole time. Now you tell me, how likely is that to happen? Birthers can't do jack shiat except get made fun of. There's bigger problems to worry about than the whole birth certificate issue.

You say "lets point and laugh at these idiots", then cry about people pointing and laughing at them. It's funny to watch these trogs squirm with their weasel logic. If they didn't have a vote it would be downright hilarious.


?? Huh??
I'm saying point and laugh at them, but I'm also saying point and laugh at the people that think birthers are any kind of actual threat.

Jim from Saint Paul: [24.media.tumblr.com image 630x280]

/just watched BHC 2, so getting a kick
//break down, shake down....your busted


Holy shiat, I just had that entire song, and the Axl Foley song run through my head after reading this. Totally forgot she was in BHC 2.
 
2012-10-01 07:11:53 PM

notmtwain: He's not just a dumb jock. He's a pretty good actor, despite the handicap of his accent and his physique.


Arnold's accent is NOT a handicap; it's a major part of his image. Arnold knows this, and actually does sessions with a language coach to help him keep his Austrian accent.

He's been an American citizen for 30 years. Normally by now his accent would be almost nonexistant. He still has the accent because he actively works to keep the accent.
 
2012-10-01 08:24:24 PM
Where he's born doesn't bother me nearly as much as the fact that he's a horrible president.
 
2012-10-02 12:32:25 AM

petuniapup: Big John's Breakfast Log: Arnold is a classic sociopath.

Huh.
Newsletter?


Go watch "Pumping Iron". It's a bodybuilding documentary with Ahnuld as the star. I know how boring a bodybuilding doc may seem, but trust me. It's worth it. The terrible things Ahnuld does to poor Lou Ferigno in this movie....
 
2012-10-02 07:37:04 PM

John Buck 41: Where he's born doesn't bother me nearly as much as the fact that he's a horrible president.


I didn't qualify for a free phone either
 
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