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(The Atlantic)   Better wear a tinfoil hat on top of your tinfoil hat   (theatlantic.com) divider line 11
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2012-10-01 10:42:17 AM
4 votes:
Tin foil hat is the evolutionism Atheists use to boost efficiency of their wireless network in the 2.6 Ghz frequency.
2012-10-01 02:37:48 PM
2 votes:

Amos Quito: The trick (of course) is to use copper mesh - fine woven - and not just on your head, but on your torso and groin area also.


Why my groin? You don't need any special equipment to know what's going on down there.
2012-10-01 01:25:12 PM
2 votes:
They release this "news" story every few years, just because they think that those of us who really know what's going on in this country will believe it. What horseshiat - Knowing what we know, we won't believe their lies.

Of course, they've got a ludicrous, dunce-cap photo of a 'tin-foil' cap. It's just like everything else - when they see something that scares them, they pretend to be dismissive - like people smart enough to protect ourselves from the encroaching technological enslavement are just fools.

Our hats DON'T look like that - they're svelt, and effective. Chances are, there's someone near you wearing one right now - but you can't see it, or it's so well-done you think it's just a hat. (PFs (protected and free) always hide, except when we gather in secret. If they know we're protected from them, they'll just try to tear the hats from our heads and give us a short burst of high-power waves to attack our frontal cortexes. Haha! We know better..)

So I will continue to keep my high-quality (and stylish, mind you) advanced RDWB (radiowaveblocker) on at all times - and, yes, I will wear two at dawn and dusk, when radio waves travel more freely through the atmosphere. Not that I expect you all to understand - you just believe what your masters tell you, instead of looking at the evidence and science and realizing what's really happening in this world.

See, unlike the rest of you, I HAVEN'T had my thoughts controlled, which is why I don't believe this garbage.

I'm sure you think I'm joking, or crazy... "Crazy." That's what they called Jesus, Galileo, George Washington - and Alex Jones when he first said that 9/11 was an inside job. (You all agree that's true, right? They haven't brainwashed you all THAT much yet? Dear God, I hope not).

But, really, I feel sad for you guys - you don't Realize you've been brainwashed. I wish I could open your eyes, help you see the truth... So you could be autonomous and free like me, instead of just another mindless slave. But how do I do that? You've been trained to immediately dismiss those of us in the know, so that you don't even consider the awful truth. I know you probably won't believe me.

I just wish you would.
2012-10-01 04:12:05 PM
1 votes:

Bob_Sled: Ya gotta have a ground strap.


This.

Also, tin foil is largely difficult to find- doubtless due to its known effectiveness against Orbital Mind-Control Lasers (OMCLs) and earthbound radiofrequency monitoring/control devices (RFM/CDs). Most people can be adequately protected by the Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) with a proper ground strap.

Note that merely using sheets of the stuff provides no protection at all, of course. The properly-constructed AFDB uses woven strips of aluminum foil- each cut to block a particular wavelength of electromagnetic radiation. There's also only a few ways to weave the strands of foil to provide maximum coverage to the right areas. If you haven't been to one of the meetings, you probably won't be able to get it right the first try. Just remember to make sure the shorter wavelength strips must be concentrated along the front of the AFDB, and the longer strips near the back of the base of the skull.

You'll know you've got it right when you get a sharp headache that rapidly fades away (this is merely your brain reacting to the sudden absence of electromagnetic pressure). If you don't get this effect, immediately discard your AFDB and begin construction on a new one- altering the strip patterns during construction for better coverage. While working on your AFDB, you can confuse the minders monitoring your brainwaves by drinking Bosco mixed with bourbon or gin. The electrolytes in this solution garble your brainwaves sufficiently that casual persusal of your pattern will not reveal anything to your minders (unless, of course, they perform a level III pattern-recogition test- but they usually only do that for people on the Primary Watch List. Usually) until your new AFDB is perfected.

Good luck, and I hope to see you all at the next conclave!
2012-10-01 03:11:26 PM
1 votes:
Tinfoil hats are for the insecure -- I made a tinfoil *antenna*.
I *want* the illuminati to tune into my brain.

One glance at the shiat I think about and their master plans will be forever corrupted.
Their designs for the world will become *my* designs for the world.

And then, with the reptilians *also* preoccupied with booze, pot and sex, we'll all be on even footing.
2012-10-01 02:13:06 PM
1 votes:

sweatybronson: They release this "news" story every few years, just because they think that those of us who really know what's going on in this country will believe it. What horseshiat - Knowing what we know, we won't believe their lies.

Of course, they've got a ludicrous, dunce-cap photo of a 'tin-foil' cap. It's just like everything else - when they see something that scares them, they pretend to be dismissive - like people smart enough to protect ourselves from the encroaching technological enslavement are just fools.

Our hats DON'T look like that - they're svelt, and effective. Chances are, there's someone near you wearing one right now - but you can't see it, or it's so well-done you think it's just a hat. (PFs (protected and free) always hide, except when we gather in secret. If they know we're protected from them, they'll just try to tear the hats from our heads and give us a short burst of high-power waves to attack our frontal cortexes. Haha! We know better..)

So I will continue to keep my high-quality (and stylish, mind you) advanced RDWB (radiowaveblocker) on at all times - and, yes, I will wear two at dawn and dusk, when radio waves travel more freely through the atmosphere. Not that I expect you all to understand - you just believe what your masters tell you, instead of looking at the evidence and science and realizing what's really happening in this world.

See, unlike the rest of you, I HAVEN'T had my thoughts controlled, which is why I don't believe this garbage.

I'm sure you think I'm joking, or crazy... "Crazy." That's what they called Jesus, Galileo, George Washington - and Alex Jones when he first said that 9/11 was an inside job. (You all agree that's true, right? They haven't brainwashed you all THAT much yet? Dear God, I hope not).

But, really, I feel sad for you guys - you don't Realize you've been brainwashed. I wish I could open your eyes, help you see the truth... So you could be autonomous and free like me, instead of just another m ...


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2012-10-01 02:09:35 PM
1 votes:

offmymeds: You gotta wear the hat with the dull side out! The shiny side will reflect your thoughts back into your head, thereby foiling (sorry) the machinations of your enemies.


That only protects you from passive scanners. The MIT researchers were stated to have used two layers of foil, presumably one shiny side in to reflect the thoughts down towards the shoes, but also one shiny side out in order to prevent any mind-control satellites from beaming their instructions into your cranium.

Of course, the fact that you're now focusing your own thought waves into your shoes just means that the receivers in your shoes are getting a much better signal that they can then transmit to those cunning placed receivers outside that look just like used gum...
2012-10-01 01:48:17 PM
1 votes:
Sure, that's what they want you to think.
2012-10-01 01:07:20 PM
1 votes:
This type of thing is why they don't let me on the university grounds anymore.
2012-10-01 09:52:12 AM
1 votes:

thismomentinblackhistory: Is that Dave Grohl?


His hat helps keep out Courtney Love's insanity.
2012-10-01 09:45:53 AM
1 votes:
Is that Dave Grohl?
 
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